Wilderness Lucky God

Snapped!

Brother Pingtou was directly photographed a somersault.

The whole face was on the ground.

I saw a fresh wild rabbit that had just been killed on the rock, and the blood was still flowing, staining the surface of the rock below.

Mom sells batches!

That's right, this guy treats Ye Tian as a cook.

He just woke up, this guy actually wanted Ye Tian to cook for him, no wonder he just looked impatient.

"Fuck off!" Ye Tian roared angrily.

The good mood when I woke up was instantly destroyed by this guy.

"woooooooo~~"

Brother Flathead got up again from the ground with a look of grievance.

It just wanted to eat breakfast, didn't it catch the prey?

Fortunately, it can't speak, if it does, it is estimated that Ye Tian will be pressed to the ground and beaten.

Well, is that why you made me the cook?

Then Ye Tian started to make a fire and made wild vegetable soup. After thinking for a while, he peeled the dead hare, and the sharp blade was unsheathed. It was a bloody storm, but it was a pity that Ye Tian used it as a kitchen knife, and he played very smoothly. , then cleaned it, cut a piece of wood, inserted it directly, smeared a layer of honey, and started to bake it on the fire.

For a time, the aroma of meat overflowed.

In the early morning, it started to get greasy and started a new beautiful day.

Brother Pingtou, who was on the side, saw this scene, and immediately ran to Ye Tian's feet, watching with light in his eyes, completely forgetting what happened before.

I, Brother Flathead, never hold grudges!

, Well, as long as there is food, there is no hatred of any kind. If you hit me on the right cheek, I will send yesterday to you.

Seeing this scene, Ye Tian pouted.

The unscrupulous guy is so unscrupulous.

Wang Dafu also woke up soon, and when he saw Ye Tian roasting rabbit meat early in the morning, his eyes lit up.

"Brother Tian, ​​you caught your prey early in the morning!" Wang Dafu said.

"I didn't catch it, this guy caught it." Ye Tian gestured to Brother Flathead at his feet and said, "I got up earlier than me, and when we came together, we saw that the rabbit was ready."

"I'm going~ Brother Pingtou is awesome!" Wang Dafu looked at Brother Pingtou and shouted, "As expected of a pet that follows Brother Tian."

He also slapped a flattery.

"Yeah!" Ye Tian was indifferent, and even wanted to laugh a little: "Much better than a guy who can only eat, and also follow me, why is there such a big gap between the two of you?"

Wang Dafu's face was embarrassed, and then he said with a little resentment: "...cough cough~~, Brother Tian, ​​can you compare me with a beast?"

The flattering slapped the horse's ass, and the horse not only farted at him, but also gave him a kick.

How can a man be compared with an animal? Humans are creatures at the top of the food chain!

"Can."

Ye Tian didn't look sideways, rolled the roasted rabbit, and said again, "Then are you trying to compete with me?"

thump!

When Wang Dafu heard this, he knelt down instantly and wanted to cry without tears: "Brother Tian, ​​you still compare me to Brother Pingtou!"

Compared with Ye Tian, ​​it was a loss of mind.

It's because I despise myself for not being mentally retarded enough, and not being an idiot enough!

Or Pingtou, who can only eat and knows to cause trouble all day long, compare!

In this way, at least...the loss is not too bad!

win? That is impossible.

At the end of the meal, Ye Tian tore off a rabbit head with more bones and less meat and threw it to Brother Pingtou, and then Ye Tian and Wang Dafu ate the rest.

When eating, the flat-headed brother with two claws grabbed the rabbit's head and ate it bit by bit, biting and thinking, looking up from time to time to watch the two gulp the meat, always feeling aggrieved.

Obviously he caught it, but he only gave it a rabbit leg, or a rabbit head with no meat.

So angry! Too bad it doesn't speak.

Wang Dafu also seemed to feel the gaze from Brother Pingtou. After all, it was the result of his labor. He couldn't help but say, "Brother Tian, ​​isn't that a bit too much? After all, it is the prey caught by Brother Pingtou.

Do we look like we are bullying the small? "

Ye Tian raised his head, glanced at Wang Dafu, nodded, and said, "It seems to be true."

Then, in Wang Dafu's dumbfounded eyes, Ye Tian tore off the very attractive rabbit leg from the piece of rabbit meat in Wang Dafu's hand, and threw it to Brother Flathead.

Brother Flathead immediately rushed forward, holding the rabbit's head in his paws, opened his mouth without hesitation, bit the leg of the rabbit that was thrown over, and then began to eat happily.

Ye Tian said with satisfaction: "Now you are balanced!"

Wang Dafu: "...balanced."

Wang Dafu said these three words from between his teeth, how stiff and stiff the smile is.

In fact, at this time, he had 10,000 words in his heart to say!

That rabbit leg, he wanted to save the last meal, the meat obviously looks delicious!

But he is now... gone!

If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't speak, so why did I have to be rude.

Balance the egg!

That's obviously his rabbit legs!

Looking at Brother Pingtou who was eating happily, Wang Dafu stared at it fiercely, but unfortunately Brother Pingtou was indifferent.

Well, this rabbit leg is so fragrant!

Ye Tian didn't eat the rabbit's legs either. He took the rabbit's legs and nibbled at them with a smile. He took a bite and drank the fresh and pure wild vegetable soup. He was very happy.

Mainly watching Wang Dafu staring at Brother Pingtou viciously, it is almost the same as the enemy, and it is completely different from the appearance of persuasion before.

It immediately tasted more delicious.

man! That's it.

As long as their own interests are not harmed, they will stand on the moral high ground, sympathize with those who are weaker, and condemn those who benefit.

This is the weakness of human nature, and it is also the sympathy of human beings.

However, once their own interests are harmed, it is completely different.

No matter how weak you are, you have a fart relationship with me.

At the same time, they think that what they lost was gained by those poor people they thought were only in his pain, um, those people are bad people.

After eating the rabbit legs, the flat-headed brother looked excited. Today's breakfast was really good for him!

Well, I'll do the same next time.

Sure enough, the flat-headed brother who got up early had rabbit legs to eat.

Therefore, when he set off, he was the one who took the lead, rushing to the front, the dog-legged flat-headed brother, looking vividly and vividly. For Ye Tian's words, he was loyal to his duties, and he was always on call.

Wang Dafu, who was on the side, looked very depressed, because what he said was ignored by Brother Pingtou, and he didn't even look at him.

What he ate in the morning obviously belonged to his rabbit legs, why didn't he listen to him? Why is this happening?

He was reflecting, obviously everyone spoke Chinese, why didn't Brother Pingtou respond when he said it himself?

After reflecting on it for a long time, he finally found... Found an egg!

This can find a hair!

A big shadow in my heart.