Wilderness Lucky God

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I was thinking just now that something bad happened to him.

What you are most afraid of, what really comes.

clap clap clap!

So loud, my face hurts!

It hurts more than just now!

Tears almost burst out.

And most importantly, he is beyond words.

This wave of ridicule, at least 100,000 damage, get to know...

The water friends in the live broadcast room were stunned. This sentence is too incisive. In life, many people always find reasons for failure. No one is looking for a new path and a new direction. That's why it fails after failure.

"666"

"66666"

"Anchor, cultural person!"

"Just for this sentence, I paid attention!"

"Damn, this sentence is so incisive, my scalp is a little numb."

"This turned out to be the reason for my failure. Daigo empowerment, Daigo empowerment, thanks to the anchor!"

"Nima! I originally wanted to laugh, but the more I think about it, the more reasonable it becomes. If I fail in the future, I will never look for an excuse."

"The anchor is the anchor. A simple sentence contains profound truth!"

"Not much to say, reward!"

"Thank you [I Love Anchor] for the Buddha Jumps Over the Wall X10 presented to the anchor!"

"Thank you [Anchor Old Tie] for the grilled fish X200 presented to the anchor!"

"Thank you [Dear, give a good review] for the Buddha Jumps Over the Wall X20 presented to the anchor!"

"Thank you [Holographic Pirate Age] for the grilled fish X1000 presented to the anchor!"

"Thank you [666] for the lobster X3000 presented to the anchor!"

"Thank you [I'm not interested in money] for the rice ball X10000 given to the anchor!"

......

Ye Tian did not expect that his original sentence mocking Wang Dafu would get such approval.

He smiled and thanked the water friends, but he was muttering in his heart: "Successful people look for directions, failures look for reasons, and you look for Miss."

This is the full version!

I don’t know if the water friends of the original version would have exploded on the spot with a 720-degree spiral with high difficulty!

Probably not!

Ye Tian wisely did not say anything.

Like a frog, it climbed the bread tree with ease, looking effortless.

Lin Xueer had a cute expression on her face, she felt that Ye Tianlao was amazing, and she saw it when Wang Dafu was climbing.

No comparison, no harm!

Without contrast, there is no beauty or ugliness!

That's it!

"Be careful, don't get hit." Ye Tian said above.

Wang Dafu and Lin Xueer quickly backed away a little, after all, the distance of more than ten meters,

If you are hit by such a big fruit, you may be sent directly to the morgue, or at least a bag.

Bang bang bang!

The fruit of the bread tree was soon dropped by Ye Tian to a dozen.

Lin Xueer ran forward to pick it up with a happy face, and looked around curiously.

Nothing like bread! How could it taste the same as bread.

Wang Dafu also held one, with a suspicious look on his face, hesitantly opened his mouth, took a bite, and began to chew.

Then I saw Wang Dafu's whole face wrinkled, and quickly spit out: "Bah ah ah~~"

At this time, Ye Tian just slipped down from the tree and landed steadily.

Unlace the shoe, then re-tie it.

"Ye Tian, ​​you lied to me, what is the taste of bread, it's too bitter!" Wang Dafu cried miserably.

He felt that he had been tricked by Ye Tian again, and he didn't know whether the words of this guy were true or false.

Hearing this, Ye Tian rolled his eyes angrily and said, "Didn't I tell you? Breadfruit is a woody food plant. The fruit is rich in starch and can only be eaten after grilling. The breadfruit, which tastes like bread, is soft and delicious, sour and sweet, is often used as a ration.

I remember that the Amis people in eastern Taiwan and the Dawu people on Lanyu Island would eat the fruit of the bread tree. When the Amis people were about to ripen, they would pick it off, peel it and boil it. It's common sense, common sense, for children to chew like chewing gum! "

Wang Dafu: "..."

Common sense wool! How does he know!

This stuff has to be grilled before you can eat it.

Looking to the side, he saw Lin Xueer wrinkling her nose, secretly spitting out what she had just bitten in her mouth, and seeing Wang Dafu's look, she immediately nodded in response, "Yes, yes, this is common sense, I understand. "

Wang Dafu: "..."

You know a thread!

The water friends in the live broadcast room saw this scene, and suddenly burst into laughter.

"Pfft~"

"Pfft~~"

"Hahaha~~ This is common sense!"

"Yes, yes, yes, this is common sense, and I understand it."

"Miss flight attendant is so cute!"

"Principal Wang has 10,000 words in his heart to say!"

"I feel sorry for Principal Wang for a second, and then... Hahahahaha."

"23333...."

......

The food for dinner is ready, and the next thing Ye Tian needs to find is a place to rest at night. Well, by the way, there is a water source.

But water! When landing the plane, the plane is close to a river, and that's it.

While walking, Ye Tian and the water friends in the live broadcast room began to chat: "Now, can everyone tell what is the first element of survival on the grassland next?"

"It's a shelter!"

"Yes, yes, a shelter!"

"Now the anchor has food in his hands, and if he saw a river before, it must be a shelter."

"That's the truth! Anchor, come and praise us!"

"What you said makes sense, but how did you know this?"

"Hahaha~~ Of course, I learned it from the live broadcast of the anchor. The young people upstairs will understand after you watch it for a while."

"Why are you all so good? Let a new water friend like me panic a little."

"Upstairs, New Oriental Institute of Technology welcomes you. Recently, we have also launched a new model, adult cram school. If you sign up for the cram school, you will find that you are as good as the anchor, and now, you are only one cram school away from the anchor."

"I'm going, this ad is awesome! I'm moved by what it says."

"This live broadcast room is very powerful, and it can still learn, huh~"

"One punch kills this bastard upstairs!"

......

Seeing the barrage, Ye Tian nodded with satisfaction and said, "Sure enough, you will always improve when you study with an excellent man like me, and seeing you like this makes me feel very happy!

At the same time, I also feel that there is still a long way to go, because there are more people who need me to influence, and the responsibility is heavy. Come, I will tell new friends about the four basic elements of survival in the wilderness: shelter, food, drinking water, and fire. , These four things are the key to human survival in the wilderness and the basic conditions for normal survival. "

"666"

"66666"

"Khan! Although I know that the anchor is complimenting myself, I can't help but be happy. After all, the first time I said it right, am I a little shameless."

"Upstairs! In fact, you are already very shameless."

"Mom sells a batch. Listening to the shameless words of the anchor, I felt very happy for the first time."

"233333.... The anchor is really too showy!"

"It's almost a show!"

"Hahaha~~ An excellent anchor is quite good, but it's a little shameless. How can a man praise himself like this, I have never seen a good man praise himself."

"Upstairs, you finally met this time."

"Pfft...") Book lovers, please pay attention!