Wilderness Lucky God

After flirting with the American girl, my mood suddenly improved a lot, and the intimate contact posture lying on his shoulder disappeared, otherwise it would really tickle him.

Seeing those eager water friends on the bullet screen, Ye Tian adjusted his posture, felt the clear feeling behind him, raised his head solemnly and began to say: "The female colleague is very pretty, and she has nothing to do today at work, so I will follow her." Jokingly said: 'I'll give you a brain teaser and use your breasts to guess the name of a Japanese actress.' She froze for a moment, then left angrily!"

"Come here! Use your little brains and guess quickly, what did I say?" Ye Tian said with a smile.

The barrage on the live broadcast room has begun to scroll crazily.

"***!"

"Maria Ozawa!"

"Hatano Yui!"

"Aso Nozomi!"

"Hanazawa Coriander!"

"Amelie Se!"

"Xinheng Yui!"

"****!"

"Sano Hinako!"

 …

Seeing these neat names, the smile on Ye Tian's face froze immediately, the corner of his mouth twitched, he pointed the middle finger fiercely at the live broadcast room, gave him a disdainful look, and said: "MMP , am I that superficial?"

That's right, these are all the names of actresses, famous actresses, these guys are simply insane, all of them are old drivers, Mengsao bastards.

Then the barrage in the live broadcast room began to appear:

"Yeah, the anchor is so superficial!"

"Yes, the upstairs is right."

"I've seen through the anchor for a long time."

"It seems that the anchor still has self-knowledge."

"Hahahaha~~"

"6666666"

"2333333"

......

Ye Tian: "..."

For a moment he had nothing to say,

Because in a way, what they say makes sense.

However, the strong willpower is very obvious at this time. Ye Tian forced himself to break free from that passive state, and said angrily: "Don't make trouble! Otherwise, this game will be canceled in the future."

As soon as he said this, the water friend immediately became anxious.

"Don't! Don't!"

"Damn it! Don't! Anchor, if this happens, my life will become meaningless."

"Don't get excited! Well, stop making trouble! Answer the question seriously."

"MMP, anchor, your words startled me, and I felt that life became boring in an instant."

"What a miserable life without an anchor telling jokes."

"23333... Is that an exaggeration? It just made me jump out of bed, jump downstairs from the 30th floor, and then collapse back all of a sudden."

"6666666...I will obey you!"

"When will I be as good as you guys?"

 …

Ye Tian saw black lines all over his head. These guys are really naughty, but they are also very happy in their hearts. On the one hand, the jokes they tell have a strong status in their hearts.

There's no way, he's handsome and awesome, that's how he is.

It's hard for him to keep a low profile.

"It should be Imma Pingchuan, the anchor, am I right?"

"6666... ​​The upstairs is amazing! This is also fine."

"Hey hey hey~~ I think it is—Takizawa Naota, come on, friends who understand me give a thumbs up!"

"Damn! The upstairs is really awesome!"

"Brother, borrow one to talk."

"It's amazing, it's a dick."

"Muyou Naizi, hehehe~~【Laughing expression】"

"Excellent, my brother!"

"The masters are among the folks. After seeing your answers, I realized the true meaning of the anchor's jokes. I have learned, I have learned."

"Hey! It seems that I still have to study hard, and hope to be as good as you one day."

"Strong! 233333...."

......

Seeing these bullet screens, Ye Tiantian nodded. Is this the correct way to open the bullet screens in the live broadcast room?

Whoever misled the previous one, it must be a fake live broadcast room.

Immediately felt relieved that these guys could still be saved.

"Come again!"

This time Ye Tian was very proactive, and didn't need to be urged by the water friends at all. He waved his hand and continued: "When I was in school, the teacher said that my IQ was low, so I asked him a question when I got angry. I said: Excuse me, grandpa." Entering the bridal chamber with your grandma, how do you answer in four-character idioms? The teacher said at the time: There is a happy event at home. I said: Wrong, the answer is... come, use your little brains!"

There was a silence in the live broadcast room, everyone seemed to be thinking about what Ye Tian just said.

"Is there a happy event at home?"

"I also feel that there is nothing wrong with this answer."

"But this should not agree with the meaning of the question. After all, the teacher said that the anchor's IQ is low."

"what is that?"

"Think about it, what the anchor said must have a deep meaning."

"Squeeze, the front row sells melon seeds and peanuts!"

"2333...upstairs, don't make trouble!"

 …

Ye Tian smiled and reminded: "Think about the night of the bridal chamber, what do you need to do? That is very important."

As he spoke, he kept raising his eyebrows, which immediately shocked the water friends sitting in front of the computer, a flash of inspiration flashed in their minds, and they were stunned.

"6666"

"6666666"

"Awesome! I accept it!"

"233333...Anchor, weren't you beaten to death by your teacher?"

"Just ask, is the teacher who is the anchor still alive?"

"Hahahaha~~ I understand too! MMP, the anchor was definitely beaten badly."

"At least ten fractures! Being beaten and kicked away, he was still in that 720-degree double-helix ascending posture in the air."

"Uh...what do you mean? Why don't I understand?"

"Raise your hand weakly, I don't understand, please answer!"

"23333...Do you think I understand? Actually, I don't understand either, but in order to prove that I'm smart, I can't be with you, so I brazenly called 666, because calling 666 is absolutely right."

"Upstairs, I found that you are right, there is nothing wrong with it."

"6666... ​​still has this kind of operation."

"Grandma Caoni!"

"The water friends upstairs are not of high quality!"

"That's right, that's right, the quality is too bad, how can you scold people."

"Severely condemn this kind of unqualified person, anchor, you also say a few words."

 …

Seeing this scene, Ye Tian's heart was as calm as water, and he wanted to laugh a little, but he had to hold it back, so sad.

The water friend who said "Grandma Cao Ni" said quietly: "That...that, I didn't scold anyone! What I said was the answer."

As soon as this sentence was said, those water friends who shouted happily were instantly quiet and dumbfounded.

Especially those water friends who posted barrage from the beginning, pretending to know, now it's more embarrassing.

Thinking about it carefully, there seems to be nothing wrong with this answer.

Pooh!

Ye Tian couldn't help it, he laughed out loud, and said with a heartless smile: "Hahahaha~~ Look, you have accidentally exposed your IQ!"

In the live broadcast room.

"23333"

"2333333"

"Anchor, it's just you! Are you happy to be skinned?"

"MMP, I accidentally exposed my IQ. [Spitting blood expression]"

"This answer is awesome! There's nothing wrong with it! [Laughing and crying expression] [Laughing and crying expression]"

"I feel that the joke the anchor said will become popular. I'll go and test my teacher when I'm free."

"Upstairs, I wish you to finish speaking and be safe!"

"Laughing to death, laughing to death, anchor, you will be beaten to death by everyone."

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