Wilderness Lucky God

Chapter 162 Brother, don't be impulsive!

On the way back, Ye Tian said confidently: "Sure enough, someone as handsome as me will be helped wherever he goes, not because I have money, not because I have power, and not because I am a good character, just Because I'm so handsome, hahahaha~~"

"puff."

"Anchor, can we have some face?"

"Although it's really handsome, but the anchor, if you say that, it's really bad."

"Shameless like the anchor, here we have to fight every day! [Smirking emoji]"

"Hehehe~~ Anchor, I treat you very well. If someone else hits you three times, I will hit you twice."

"You said that when we met the anchor, it's better to slap the face or hit other places. [Proud expression]"

"Listening to the brothers upstairs, I suddenly had a bold idea. [Slutty expression]"

"I'm going, you don't want to..."

"23333...."

......

Ye Tian rolled his eyes angrily and said, "I declare in advance that after we meet in the future, only girls can beat me, preferably beautiful women, preferably long legs, I prefer black and long straight, melon seeds. Face, high nose bridge, it is best to wear black silk, if you can wear less, it is better, if you don't wear it, it is even better..."

"6666"

"66666"

"I've seen shameless people, I've never seen such shameless people."

"If you don't wear it, it's even better. It's shameless... I don't know why, but I'm suddenly looking forward to it."

"Just accept the anchor's shamelessness and say it so confidently. [Covering face expression]"

......

just kidding,

Ye Tian turned his head involuntarily, stared at the direction where the gorilla disappeared for a long time, and found that there was no movement, and then he breathed a sigh of relief: "To be honest, it was too dangerous just now, fortunately someone, no, There are pigs escorting it! The gorilla just now, according to the moment it turned around, I glanced at it, it should be a silverback gorilla, the number is very small, it is very lucky to meet a wild one. "

"The silverback gorilla is so called because the hair on the back of some male gorillas is white, and the sharp-eyed water friend should have seen the white back of the gorilla just now. The silverback gorilla is the largest living creature on earth. Long species, and the strongest living primates.

By the way, silverback gorillas are actually plant-eating animals. Adult gorillas need at least 25kg of food per day, and the one I encountered must be more than that. "

"I just saw it, and it's really white on the back. I was surprised just now. I thought it was a gorilla with mixed hair."

"Hahaha~~ Chinese pastoral orangutan."

"Wait, did you notice that the anchor said that the silverback gorilla is a vegetarian animal and eats plants, so why is the anchor afraid? You want to run?"

"Uh... I seem to have noticed it too, it's not the gorilla who really liked the anchor."

"MDZZ, I thought gorillas were meat eaters, but it scared the anchor."

"You're so strong, you're a vegetarian, 23333"

.....

"I haven't finished speaking yet."

Ye Tian continued: "Although the silver-backed gorilla is theoretically vegetarian, it is only theoretically that this silver-cup gorilla is much bigger and stronger than the largest silver-cup gorilla found in the world today, what do you think? They don't look like vegetarians, and they are chasing wild boars. With that hunger and thirst, I don't believe that wild gorillas are only vegetarians. Does it suddenly want to change its taste today? Anyway, I believe in a truth, partial eclipse is very bad It’s hard to look like that. In conclusion, a partial eclipse is very bad, everyone must pay attention, and young friends should pay more attention.”

"Hahaha, gorilla with partial eclipse."

"That gorilla was really big. It turned out to be bigger than the largest found in the world today."

"God summed up."

......

Back at the camp, after Ye Tian put down the things in his hand, he just sat down and remembered that Jian Nan was still making a raft, and felt a little worried. Although he couldn't teach, he couldn't watch it?

I just don't know if it will make me feel more worried and worried.

Ye Tian didn't think of this idea for a while, but when he thought of this idea, he couldn't help but want to be curious. He just wanted to see how it went.

He got up and walked in the direction of the bamboo forest, and said to the water friends: "Jian Nan is building a raft by himself, and I don't know how it is made. Now let's go and see, but I don't have any hope for him anyway. , I just hope he can build a raft that can float on the river."

There was a barrage of complaints and gloating on the barrage.

Walking outside the bamboo forest, Ye Tian stood nearby, carefully looking at everything, and quietly looked towards the bamboo forest.

Seeing that Jian Nan was doing something with his back to him, Ye Tian was all too familiar with this posture, and the water friends had already revealed it at a glance.

Ye Tian felt that he had withdrawn the aerial camera and said, "Cough, cough, it's not suitable for children, it's not suitable for children, children can't see, can't see, it will grow needles."

The barrage has exploded.

"Pfft, what is Jiannan doing!! Dammit!"

"This posture, this action, is definitely doing that... just that."

"Cough, cough, why do you care so much!! I'll go!"

"Hey, young people are full of energy, hahaha!"

......

Ye Tian sighed and said, "Hey, young people, they are just impulsive. Everyone just assumed that they didn't see anything. Hey, the young man doesn't know how expensive JZ is, and the old one is watching B Kong and weeping." He sighed and exhorted, Then he couldn't help but add another sentence.

"......"

"........."

"........."

"Pfft, porn anchor, I've already called the police."

"Awesome, hahahaha~"

"Anchor, do you dare to be a little more dirty! Ahhhhh!"

"Fuck, my three views have completely collapsed! I rely on it!"

"This Nima has even been compiled into poetry!! If you were in ancient times, you would have been beaten to death! The anchor!"

"Don't say it, it's quite smooth."

......

After Ye Tian finished speaking, he also felt that something was wrong, and he said quickly, "Haha, I made a slip of the tongue and blurted out, and everyone thought they didn't hear it."

After finishing speaking, Ye Tian looked at Jiannan again, and Ye Tian froze immediately.

When the water friends saw Ye Tian's expression, they quickly asked what happened.

Ye Tian turned the camera around again, and everyone immediately saw that Jian Nan was chopping something with a knife at this time. Jian Nan scolded while chopping: "Cao Nima! Cao Nima!!"

"Anchor, anchor, hurry up and stop it! If you don't go, it will be gone!"

"Damn it, anchor, stop it, what's the matter!"

"Fuck, is it so cruel? You are so cruel to yourself."

"Society, my brother Nan, people don't talk much."

......

Ye Tian rushed forward immediately and shouted: "Jiannan, what are you doing? Stop immediately. This is the man. If you chop it off, it will be gone. In this field, if you can't pick it up, stop quickly."

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