Wilderness Lucky God

Ye Tian was stunned when he saw the barrage. Did he say this? really said that? Impossible to put? Did I lose my memory?

Immediately, he took out another small fish uncontrollably, pinched its head, squeezed its internal organs, and then flicked both of them, opened his mouth, and fell into it. No, in the refusal, the faint fishy smell of the small fish, and the unique fragrance of the wild in this deep forest, has a very general flavor.

He said with certainty: "Impossible, I have never said such a thing, it is very shameful to waste food, saving is a traditional virtue, I am a good young man with intellectual and physical virtues, benevolence, righteousness, courtesy, wisdom and faith, and an all-round development in ten aspects. How could it be possible to do such a crazy thing, you must have heard it wrong, you must have heard it wrong, but whoever made the ship sink in my belly, I will forgive you." After speaking, with a look of forgiveness on your face, Walking back with iron plates, cans and plastic bottles.

While walking, he continued to say: "Actually, I'm not that perfect, and I also have shortcomings. My only flaw is that I'm too handsome. One day, I was surrounded by a group of girls, saying that I was handsome and wanted to Having a monkey with me, I don’t admit it, they even called me a lie, beat me, and tore my clothes. This shortcoming is so bad that every time I look in the mirror, I fall in love with myself.”

It turns out that the water friends have already turned over 6 times. When they heard the anchor talk about their shortcomings, they were immediately full of curiosity, and then they were completely turned over.

"9999.....6 really turned over."

"The anchor is so shameless."

"If I hadn't been here a minute ago, I would have been fooled by the host's righteous expression."

"The most cheap people are invincible, anchor, you have done half of it, come on, hahahaha"

"Insane, this temple is well used, the anchor's face is so thick and insane."

"A mosquito committed suicide by the anchor's pillow with a will: This person is too thick-skinned, I can't penetrate him, so I committed suicide."

.....

Crash.

Halfway through, a figure suddenly appeared in front of him. It was very large. Ye Tian was so frightened that he quickly retreated to the back. Looking closely, Ye Tian's eyes were so round that he almost burst into foul language.

The water friends who passed the Blu-ray picture quality were also startled by the huge figure that suddenly appeared in the live broadcast room.

I saw a gorilla, and it was the kind of gorilla with a particularly large size. The muscles all over the body were knotted, and the muscles like black iron were bulged high under the black hair. Originally, this gorilla was tall. There are more than two meters, and the wingspan is even more terrifying. At least it reaches three meters and five, and it is even more terrifying. Watching it jump and sway quickly on the big tree, it is even faster than the beast running in the deep forest. If you If your eyes don't stare at it, it will disappear in a flash.

Seeing this speed, Ye Tian's eyes were straight. This gorilla is so buggy. With such a big body, he can still have such speed on a tree. From a distance, he can only see those big trees in the deep forest shaking violently. If he hadn't seen only one gorilla, he would have thought a group of animals were coming.

thump.

Suddenly falling from the big tree to the ground, Ye Tian felt that the earth was shaking, and his weight was definitely several times that of Ye Tian.

So frightened, Ye Tian hurriedly hid behind the tree. If this was discovered, he would not be able to eat and walk away.

You must know that the power of a gorilla is not a joke. You can't beat a gorilla in a hand-to-hand fight with a brown bear. Especially under Ye Tian's observation, a gorilla that can reach this weight and size should be that kind. But to be sure, you must see his back. If it is confirmed, then his strength is at least 20 times that of a strong human of the same height, and the impact force can directly flatten a car.

Ye Tian took two deep breaths, then turned around and peeked through the cracks in the tree. His weight was definitely not enough for this gorilla to slap it. It is estimated that the slap flew directly and embedded in a tree.

Carefully and secretly, he glanced again. This time, he immediately met a pair of angry eyes. Ye Tian's heart was instantly chilled, because the gorilla was also looking at Ye Tian, ​​and just happened to be here. A perfect soulful look.

Nima, do you want to be so bloody?

Even though there was a tree blocking him, his gaze seemed to be locked on him. Ye Tian only felt a chill on his back, no way. Although he was handsome, he couldn't bear a gorilla.

Thinking of the indescribable scene in his mind, Ye Tian took a deep breath.

At this time, the water friends began to shout.

"6666...Looking at each other affectionately."

"Have you seen it, I see affection in the eyes of a gorilla, it's love."

"Buddha said: 500 times of passing by in the past life, only in exchange for a look back and a smile in this life."

"Suddenly looking back, the orangutan was in the dim light."

"Love can transcend ethics, gender, and race."

"999999....."

......

Seeing these guys watching the fun is not too big of a problem, Ye Tian felt a little unhappy in his heart. At this time, his little heart was beating like a deer, and he was always nervous.

He raised his head and said urgently: "My wise appearance and talent that I never show to outsiders have attracted a gorilla passing by in the rainforest, it is walking towards me, what should I do? Do it? Wait online! Urgent!"

"Hahahaha~~"

"23333, I will serve the anchor. At this time, I don't forget to pretend to be coercive, and I don't forget to pretend to be coercive all the time. I'm really a role model in the world of coercion, hero."

"Hero is the title given to the dead. It seems that the anchor can only follow this time."

"I said, can you help the anchor to think of a way, if this continues, the anchor will be lost."

Seeing this barrage, Ye Tian felt warm in his heart, and some people still care about him. After all, he is so handsome, so cute, and so endearing.

But the following article was posted immediately after this item.

"But I still want to see if the gorilla is attracted by the appearance of the anchor, anchor, do you want to go out and say hello to the gorilla, maybe it is a female, and can have a group of babies with you, um, Africa Yes, it's still mixed blood."

"6666... ​​that makes sense."

"Mixed orangutan, I have a bold idea."

"I can't see anything now, and my mind is full of tricks."

Ye Tian: "..."

Suddenly Ye Tian wanted to flip the table. Can you have a person with a little conscience? Now the anchor is facing the pursuit of transcending races. If it is a male, what should I do? Still talking about a gay love that transcends races?

Nima, I still feel a little excited when I think about it.