Wilderness Lucky God

Ye Tian nibbled at the palm core, then stood up and looked around again.

Then he walked to a big tree, pointed to a cicada on the tree, and said: "This is also the source of food, here, you have no choice, it is impossible for everything to go as smoothly as the anchor, if you want To survive, you must maintain a good attitude and a mouth that is not picky about food."

Saying that, before waiting for the water friends to react, Ye Tian took the cicada off the tree trunk and threw it into his mouth.

"6666"

"666666"

"I also want to say that if the anchor eats it, I will give a rocket, 23333.... It seems that I am still too young."

"Hahahaha~~~ I feel that there is no anchor in this world that cannot be eaten."

"One second was healthy food, the king of vegetables, the next second is so brutal. [Laughing and crying]"

"Anchor, what does it taste like? Is it delicious?"

"I've only eaten fried cicadas. Speaking of which, the taste is really good, but the cicadas are still chirping just now, like the anchor, so I haven't tried it, and I don't dare to try it. The anchor is a real man. I do."

......

"What flavor?"

Ye Tian chewed, smiled and gave a thumbs up, and said, "Crispy, chicken flavor, it's worth recommending, and don't underestimate this cicada."

"The cicada body is rich in nutrients, the dry protein content is more than 70%, and the fat is about 7%. The vitamins and various beneficial trace elements are higher than ordinary meat foods, so it can be called the protein king in today's food.

In recent years, cicadas have been put on the table in many places. As a health food, the market demand is increasing and the price is getting higher and higher. "

"6666"

"66666"

"God is so crunchy,

Chicken taste. "

"If I hadn't eaten fried cicadas, I would have believed the anchor."

"2333... Just ate a king of vegetables, and now there's another king of protein, oh my god! Is it because I don't read enough, I feel like the anchor is fooling me."

"I want to tell you a sad story. Although the anchor is joking, the knowledge he said is true."

"Let me tell you one thing, the anchor is too old."

.....

"Hahaha~"

Looking at the barrage, Ye Tian couldn't help laughing and said: "Okay, no joke, how should I put it, it is the smell of insects, jerky and bitter, although the taste is not good, but it can replenish energy for your body in the wild, Maintain your physical activity, don't think the anchor is just joking, many people call the forest a green hell, but it's not as simple as it seems. "

And when the water friends were laughing and complaining, the live broadcast room was very lively.

A water friend named [I Like Wilderness Live] said: "Don't think that the anchor is joking, in fact, it is the same type, except for the anchor's live room, I have been paying attention to other live broadcast rooms that imitate the anchor, and now There are very few survivors, only the pretty girl, Sister Lin, is still alive. That's also because she chose some normal domestic woods, and there are no large beasts. However, there was a high fever in the wild who almost asked for her little one. Fortunately, the police arrived in time, and other anchors were not so lucky. Those who were hospitalized, and those who encountered wild wolves, survived well. I heard that they are still in a coma, so I donated fifty cents. Others just disappeared, so what I want to say is that the anchor is really dick, really horny, kneeling and looking at the phone, the more you understand, the more you will understand how dick the anchor is."

"6666"

"66666"

"I said those wild live broadcasts are gone."

"Anchor, a god-like man."

"Listening to you, I feel that the anchor is a real dick, although I used to think it was a real dick, but now it feels even more dick, abbreviated as **."

"Hahaha~~"

.....

Ye Tian also saw this comment and shook his head with a smile. He really didn't pay attention to those wild live broadcast rooms during this time, but he was a little impressed by the sister Lin he mentioned. After all, she still looks pretty, and he still entered After going through her live broadcast room, I didn't expect so many things to happen during this time.

However, he didn't think it was a coincidence that these things happened, after all, not everyone is as dick as him, so dick, there is only one family.

Under the impulse, dare to rush into the barren mountains and old forests, it is simply courting death, without the strong survival ability of Lord Bei and Lord De, not to mention, Lord Bei and Lord De also have experience in the army, and they are not ordinary arms. Coupled with the precipitation of time and a professional team, the safety of life is guaranteed, and when these people watched his live broadcast room, they dared to rush to the live broadcast, which is no different from sending death.

In the last life, everyone has only seen the success of Lord Bei, and they have no idea how much effort he has put in behind the scenes, how many crises he has encountered, and those anchors who failed to survive in the wilderness and ruined their lives.

Ye Tian had seen such a video before. Although many of them were quickly blocked, Ye Tian once watched a live broadcaster of British wilderness survival who was targeted by prey in the wild, bitten and poisoned. The camera was dragged away by the beast attack, and some were even found dead weeks later, and the body was no longer in shape.

Ye Tian walked further into the woods and grinned: "Look at what you said, I suddenly remembered a joke, just to tell you, friends who eat and drive must pay attention."

"Hahaha, I finally got the joke."

"Anchor, hurry up, hurry up."

"Wait, I'll stop the car first, or my life will be in danger."

"I feel that the anchor is going to drive again. Everyone stops what they are doing and concentrates on listening. It is life-threatening if the car rolls over."

.....

Ignoring the live broadcast room, Ye Tian said directly: "Today I went to play billiards with Pharaoh next door and his wife, I came up to clear the stage with one shot, and in order to show off my skills, I said to Pharaoh's wife, "How is it, sister-in-law? , do you see my dick?" Old Wang's wife blushed, lowered her head, and whispered: "No. "I was stunned for a moment, the words were a bit ambiguous, and I quickly explained: "I didn't mean that, sister-in-law, aren't you surprised? "Pharaoh's wife's face turned even redder, her head was almost buried in her chest, and her voice became even lower: "Don't eat." ""

As soon as these words were finished, the live broadcast room exploded.

"puff."

"6666"

"66666"

"666666"

"Do you see my dick? Don't. Are you surprised? Don't eat."

"Hold the grass, why did I overturn the car again, I want to call the police."

"[Covering face] [Covering face] [Shy] Porn anchor, why did he drive again."

"Damn, I want to understand, Nima, this car is driving too fast, and there is such a slapstick operation."

"The anchor is invincible, and the earth can no longer hold the anchor."

"Pharaoh's wife is going to explode, and it's going to explode."

"Mass, now I think about what I said above, the anchor **, why do I see these words in yellow, brothers, come and tell me if I have a problem with my eyes."