Wilderness Lucky God

"I'm going, I'm fine." Ye Tian was taken aback by the pig's smile. It must be a smiling face, or a kind of flattering smile.

The water friends were also taken aback when they saw this scene.

"Fuck! Pig laughed."

"I was startled, but the pig laughed. I've only seen the dog smile and the cat smile. Today, I learned a lot, and the pig laughed."

"Tell you a joke, the pigs laughed."

"Hahahaha, that's a good joke."

"The head upstairs is lacking. He called you a pig. You are really fooled, hahahaha."

"This pig is very smart, and it feels no lower than the dog's IQ."

"If you don't keep the anchor, it will be regarded as a reserve of food. If you can't open the pot one day, you will kill it and eat it. Hehehe~ Isn't this idea a good idea?"

......

As soon as Ye Tian saw this barrage, his eyes lit up, and he slapped his thigh: "Hey! Yes, when I can't open the pot, I will kill you and eat it. For now, let's put the fat you raised for now. of."

Facing the barrage, he said happily: "See, this is called the field strategic material reserve, something only truly smart people can do."

When he saw Ye Tian's expression, his screen was full of 666, scolding him for being shameless, taking what he said on the barrage, and saying that he was smart, and he was definitely the most shameless anchor they had ever seen.

Seeing this, Ye Tian couldn't help but laugh.

Well, yes, I'm shameless, I'm proud!

I took out the fresh honey and touched the fragrant roast chicken, and then roasted it on the flame. The aroma of honey and chicken mixed together suddenly filled the air.

sizzle.

The honey was sizzling, slowly sizzling with the chicken on the surface, penetrating, and slowly merging together.

The chicken that was slowly turning black turned brown, and the saliva in Ye Tian's mouth kept increasing.

"This first-class honey is worthy of being first-class honey. I haven't added any other seasonings. It's all so fragrant. Look at the color, the browned and crispy flesh, and the rich juice is wrapped. Look, the bottom layer is glowing under the sun. This is the thin fat of the pheasant itself and slow roasting with honey. The person who grills must be very skilled, so it tastes absolutely full of taste. The pheasant with first-class honey is absolutely excellent and absolutely delicious. ." Ye Tian approached the fragrant roast chicken, said with a face full of intoxication, raised his eyebrows at the live broadcast room from time to time, and the smile on his face was very awkward.

"23333..."

"Bastard anchor, I didn't eat before, so I'm getting hungrier."

"Anchor, you will be beaten by me sooner or later."

"I can smell the fragrance across the screen. It's so fragrant and fragrant, and my greedy worms have been seduced."

"I want to eat chicken, eat chicken, eat chicken!!!!"

......

At this moment, Jian Nan, who was busy with sweat, came over from the woods, and heard the sound of his stomach rumbling from a distance.

"Brother Tian, ​​do you have anything to eat? I smelled the aroma of roast chicken from afar, is it roast chicken?" Jian Nan cried.

"I'll go, you dog nose!"

Ye Tian turned to look at Jian Nan walking out of the woods, his eyes were shining, he swallowed and looked at the roast chicken that was constantly rolling on the flames in his hand: "Wait a minute, just smeared a layer of honey. , need to bake again."

"Honey, where's the honey? It's so fragrant, this roast chicken looks delicious."

Jian Nan stepped forward, swallowed his saliva, saw the huge beehive beside Ye Tian's feet, his eyes widened, and he exclaimed, "Damn, what a big beehive, Brother Tian, ​​you took over all the bees' nests. Now, why didn't you get stung? Is there anything else, I'll go get more honey." Especially when he saw that Ye Tian didn't even have a bag all over his body, he knew that bees always hurt people, and he provoked them when he was a child. When those wild beehives were found, they were chased all over the village.

"Hey hey hey..."

Ye Tian smiled and said, "Maybe I'm more handsome, so bees don't sting me, I remember when you were young,

Chased by bees all over the village, just like Brother Pig TWO. "

Jiannan: "...Who is Brother Pig TWO?" After asking Jiannan, he regretted it.

Ye Tian: "That's a wild boar, a wild red river pig."

Jiannan: "..." Sure enough, he wanted to slap himself.

On the barrage, the water friends laughed and complained.

Ye Tian took out the seasoning and sprinkled it on the roast chicken quickly and evenly. Immediately, the fragrance of the seasoning accompanied the roast chicken.

"Come here."

Ye Tian removed the roast chicken from the fire, put it in the place where the girl on the tip of his nose smelled it, and said, "The roast chicken is ready, it's time to eat the roast chicken." Then he tore off a chicken leg and took a big bite, Ye Tianmeng was hot He sighed and grinned, but he was still chewing at an extremely fast pace, he couldn't bear to spit it out, and there was a hint of satisfaction in the hot pain on his face.

"Damn it, Brother Tian, ​​you're not being kind!"

When Jiannan saw it, he immediately jumped up and shouted, "How can you bear to do it directly, shouldn't you let the guests come first?" Seeing that Ye Tian had already eaten a chicken leg, spit out a bone, and immediately put the words in his mouth. I swallowed it and reached out to tear another drumstick.

Ye Tian lost the chicken thigh bone and said with a smile, "If you grab another chicken thigh, I'll eat the chicken butt."

"what?!"

Hearing this, Jiannan's hand stretched out to the chicken leg for a moment, changed direction, and shouted, "Brother Tian, ​​you are so unkind, you actually want to grab my favorite chicken butt, what a good chicken butt, meat So many and delicious, you want to grab the top delicacy, don't you know that I like buttocks the most." Then, he grabbed the chicken buttocks, and his hands retracted at a faster speed, it was too hot, just kidding, this is just from the flames Take it off, and apply a layer of honey on it, and the temperature is not low at all.

"Damn, it's so hot!" Although he said that, Jian Nan's hand stretched out again and scratched the chicken's butt several times, but he didn't tear it off.

Ye Tian nibbled at the other chicken leg with a smile, ate happily, and said with admiration, "It's really good, this first-class honey, game chicken, perfect barbecue technique, it's perfect."

"Take it."

Looking at Jian Nan with a pitiful face, he immediately tore the roast chicken in half and threw the chicken butt to Jian Nan.

Jian Nan's eyes were quick and he caught it quickly, but he was still hot and grinning, and he was reluctant to throw it away, knowing that not only the temperature of the outer skin was high, but the temperature inside was not too low.

Huhu.

He snorted and stuffed it into his mouth.

Lying on the ground baring his teeth, he shouted, "It's delicious, it's so delicious, this is definitely the best ass I've ever eaten."

There is peace on the barrage.

"66666"

"The best ass, forgive me for being dirty."

"I have read the buttocks for decades. This butt is round, plump, delicious and juicy. It must have undergone the most scientific training. It is a peerless butt. It is not only comfortable to dry, but also delicious."

"I suddenly had a bold idea."