Wilderness Lucky God

At first Xue Qian thought it was starting to rain again, but when he looked up, Xue Qian cried out angrily.

Ye Tian turned his head and asked, "What's wrong?"

Xue Qian scratched his head, then put it in front of his nose and smelled it, and a strong stench hit his nostrils.

"Fuck, look above, that dead monkey urinated on my head!!" Xue Qian exclaimed angrily.

Ye Tian was stunned, looked up and saw a chimpanzee on the top of the tree above his head, watching Xue Qian shouting triumphantly, as if to say, how is the uncle's urine.

Ye Tian: "......"

This Xue Qian is simply a troublesome physique, and he can't see it if he doesn't go out often in the city. He has just arrived in the rainforest, washed his face and met a crocodile, drinking water and urinating on an orangutan on his head. This is simply the legendary physique that attracts hatred.

When the water friends saw this scene, they all complained.

"Hahaha, I laughed so hard!"

"The water of the Milky Way comes from the sky and falls on Xue Qian's head."

"66666, I look at the chimpanzee's smile and feel it must be intentional."

"Hahaha, maybe the chimpanzee also feels that Xue Qian is easy to bully."

......

"Cough cough cough~"

Ye Tian held back his smile and said, "Xue Qian, maybe it's showing you friendliness. Look, it's smiling at you."

The furious Xue Qian was holding a stone in his hand. Hearing Ye Tian's words, he raised his head and asked uncertainly, "Is that really the case?"

Ye Tian nodded affirmatively: "Yes, that's it. You also know that animals are not like humans. Generally, the way to show friendliness will be in some unique ways. This chimpanzee is extending a hand of friendship to you."

"Is what the anchor said true or false?"

"It makes sense to me,

Chimpanzees are, after all, the smartest animals. "

"Why do I feel weird? Is the anchor's eyes weird?"

"Hahaha~~ The anchor is too bad, no animal will spill urine on people to express their friendliness, and they are so serious."

"66666, I feel that Xue Qian will be broken by playing with the anchor for a while."

"[Covering his face], if Xue Qian knew the truth, his heart would collapse."

"What if what the anchor said is true?"

"Upstairs, you are still too young."

......

Ye Tian's voice had not yet finished when he saw a stream of water rushing down from the sky. He had already noticed Ye Tian above, and hurriedly dodged away. This chimpanzee was so bad that he didn't finish urinating at once, and wanted to urinate him.

Xue Qian, who was about to put down the stone, was inattentive, and was hit straight, and the water flow was much stronger than just now. He sprayed him directly, and it was very showy, leaving a full face along his hair.

Crash.

"Hold the grass! Dead orangutan."

Xue Qian didn't care about the friendship of animals, he picked up the stone and smashed it at the orangutan above his head.

"Hooho."

With Xue Qian's arm strength, it was too slow to lose. The chimpanzee's thick arm grabbed a branch and easily avoided it. The accuracy of mocking Xue Qian is too bad.

Immediately, Xue Qian was so angry that he threw stones wildly. Unfortunately, he had little physical strength, so he quickly exhausted his strength. In the end, the chimpanzee didn't bother to hide, and the black and white eyes revealed a strong of contempt.

Like a person, he shook his waist proudly, and the thing swayed at the moment, laughing at Xue Qian's incompetence.

The angry Xue Qian's nose is crooked.

at this time.

Whoosh.

An urgent and fast sound of breaking through the air sounded, and the chimpanzee didn't react at all, and with a snap, it hit its forehead.

The chimpanzee was unstable and fell directly from the branch. At this moment, the chimpanzee also seemed a little flustered, but at the moment of falling, the sturdy arm fished in the air, flipped flexibly, and stood on the branch again.

"Hooho."

Grinning his mouth with yellow teeth, he made a fierce look, and grinned at Ye Tian, ​​making a threat.

The stone just now, it didn't respond, it was too fast, and it was almost hit directly and fell.

"Hahaha, let you pee on me, you deserve it."

Seeing this scene, Xue Qian was immediately excited: "Brother Tian, ​​throw him away and avenge me."

"23333, poor Xue Qian, was bullied by a chimpanzee."

"This chimpanzee is so smart and humane, the anchor shouldn't bully him."

"Hey hey, I just like to see Xue Qian being bullied. For some reason, it feels so interesting."

"You guys are so bad, I just want to say... Brother orangutan, take another pee."

......

Ye Tian did not continue, but explained to the water friends: "This orangutan is called a chimpanzee, and it is the smallest species in the orangutan family. Its body length is generally 70-92.5 cm, and its height is about 1-1.7 meters when standing. , living in tropical rain forests, living in groups, the nose, ears, hands and feet of the young orangutan are flesh-colored; the ears are extra large, protruding from both sides, the eye sockets are deep concave, the eyebrow ridges are high, and the hair on the top of the head is backward; the canine teeth are developed, everyone see this The nose, ears, hands and feet of the chimpanzee are flesh-colored, so it means that it is a baby orangutan. Although this orangutan is small, they have a strong sense of territorial scope. They usually provoke each other with some pranks, such as peeing and throwing shit. So Xue Qian, you should be glad that it didn't throw shit directly at you." This last sentence was said to Xue Qian.

Xue Qian's face turned dark for a moment, and he looked at Ye Tian resentfully. At this time, he didn't know that what Ye Tian said to him turned out to be fooling him.

He also extended a hand of friendship, and he really believed it.

At this moment, my heart is like a dog like the sun.

But when he thought of throwing shit, Xue Qian's neck suddenly shrank. The smell of urine on this end made him vomit. If another shit was thrown....

"Hahaha, let me just say, the anchor is obviously a fool."

"Nima, I still believe it. [covers face]"

"The witty me has long since seen the truth. [Smiling]"

"Amazing, my chimpanzee brother, not only can pee, but also throw shit."

......

Ye Tian smiled, looked up at the tree, and wanted to see why the chimpanzee on the tree was silent. What did he want to do?

The next moment, the smile on his face froze, and the chimpanzee on the tree quietly lowered his head, his hairy hands grasping something.

A flash of inspiration flashed in Ye Tian's head, his eyes widened: "Damn, I won't really throw shit!"

I just said that I didn't expect that this naughty young orangutan really didn't want to suffer at all, so he used his big move.

No, I saw the hair-covered orangutan face lifted up, just in time to see Ye Tian, ​​and grinned proudly.

Then.... his hand suddenly waved towards Ye Tian.

A black shadow was hurried and fast, and flew directly into the air.