Wilderness Lucky God

"come on~! AV8D~ Let's come together~~" Xue Qian saw that the black people had such a strong understanding, and he became the center of a group of black people, and his mentality was bursting in an instant. It was a lifetime of skills.

Ye Tian almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were also dumbfounded, the black people actually... danced the square! ! ! ! Still listening to the music of the Northeast Erren Zhuan! ! ! !

Excuse me? ! !

What kind of picture is this, it's not too hot for the eyes.

"I rely on!"

"I rely on it!"

"I'm leaning on!"

"I seem to have watched a fake live broadcast."

"Spicy eyes! My eyes are blind."

"It's awesome, since the spicy strips went to Africa, and our square dance has also entered the African country again. Please look forward to the next issue of science and culture, the invasion of Chinese culture on Africa."

"Upstairs 6 turned over, hahahaha~~~"

"Hahahahahaha, hey, I can't stop, my stomach hurts when I laugh."

"I go, I have the urge to get up and dance, am I infected by the virus?"

"Damn, I just made a move on the street. People around me look at me strangely. I'm a girl!!!!"

"Hey! Upstairs, it turns out that I just passed by and saw a girl undressing and running naked in the street. It was you. What a coincidence. Would you like to meet me? I think your figure is still very good, but your breasts are a little small."

"Roll upstairs!"

"233333333"

......

The next scene can only be described by a group of demons dancing. More than a dozen big men with guns followed Xue Qian to dance in the square, and the children around them all followed.

The scene once made Ye Tian feel that he was back in the square downstairs, and that kind of warm feeling came over him.

"Shit! This is not the music I want!"

Ye Tian's heart collapsed for a while: "System, you are cruel, I curse you for not having sex, and eating instant noodles without seasoning packets."

System: "I didn't have sex, and I don't eat instant noodles."

Ye Tian: "......"

Why am I at a loss for words, and a system, why are you angry!

Hey, two people turn the handle, at least it has a bit of rhythm, and the listening habit is also quite emotional.

Holding the sharp blade, for some unknown reason, Ye Tian thought of Brother Pig on the deserted island, the one who bravely stood in front of him every time he was in crisis and endured it fearlessly.

I don't know if I'm still alive, I don't know how much weight I've gained, um, I don't know how the meat is, I guess it will be much better than the wild boar in front of me.

Brush brush.

Aim at the wild boar's leg, cut a small slit, and quickly elongate it. The technique is smooth and full of beauty. It perfectly separates the wild boar skin and fat. The wild boar has little fat, but Ye Tian separated the two accurately, and there was no fat at all. pause.

The sharp black blade all over the body, blowing hair and breaking hair, does not need Lin Tian's waste at all, just need to control the direction and technique, peeling is fast like lightning, many people do not pay attention, a wild boar has been peeled clean, and it is still a whole Zhang wild pig skin, this can also sell for some money.

far on a desert island.

A sturdy head, no smaller than the wild boar that Lin Tian skinned, even stronger muscles, two long fangs exuding a sharp metallic luster, and on its back sits a little monkey, Eat with a fruit.

As if sensing something, the wild boar, who was eating food with his head down, raised his head sharply and looked in one direction. The small black eyeballs revealed a hint of human emotion.

"Pfft."

With a loud sneeze,

The sturdy body jolted and felt an inexplicable chill from that direction. The chrysanthemum was tight, and even the food on the ground was no longer needed. He picked up his tail and ran away. That's a fast.

jijiji.

The little monkey on his back was thrown into the air at once, but at the last moment, he nimbly grabbed the fur on Brother Pig's neck and sat back again.

Looking at the rapidly disappearing back, there is an inexplicable sense of joy.

Of course Ye Tian didn't know. At this time, his hands were flying, one hand quickly cut the meat along the texture, evenly sliced ​​meat or cut into uniform large pieces of meat, and the other hand held a plate, and the pieces of meat were neatly floating in the air. Fall uniformly on top.

Soon, all the meat on a wild boar had turned into slices and pieces, leaving only the limbs and a skeleton.

"Amazing! Amazing!"

"Magic! Magic!!!"

There were exclamations and screams from the crowd who were dancing happily. They didn't pay much attention just now and were intoxicated by the hot dance, but when they turned around, they turned out to be...

Bini and Nyaka's eyes widened and their mouths were stunned. Although they were dancing, they kept paying attention to Ye Tian's side. They have always been yearning for it.

At this time, he walked out of the crowd excitedly, especially Nyaka, the black man, who took a particularly familiar pose.

The back of the left leg is slightly bowed, the right leg is in front, and the degree of bowing is smaller than that of the left leg, the right hand is in front, the left hand is in front of the left chest, and a sharp and strange cry: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Oriental Kung Fu, Eastern Kung Fu." Beanie stepped forward, exclaiming constantly.

Ye Tian: "..."

Looking at the two black men with hot eyes, especially big men, and one of them posing in a nondescript Bruce Lee pose, Ye Tian... felt a little smug in his heart.

"Cough cough."

Ye Tian said calmly: "Yes, this is Oriental Kung Fu. I learned it from New Oriental, the highest university in China, and students who go to New Oriental can learn it."

Hearing the two black people's eyes widened, they were full of deep envy: "Huaxia treats the people so well, and it's a really good government."

This kind of powerful Eastern Kung Fu can be learned just by going to school. My heart is full of incomparable yearning. It would be great if they could also live in Huaxia.

"6666"

"666666"

"Bruce Bruce's classic gesture, I miss it so much."

"I didn't expect black people to worship Bruce Lee so much, so I would approve of you if I made such a pose at you."

"Didn't you find it? The anchor speaks French quite well. Although I don't understand it, it seems so awesome."

"I wanted to say it for a long time, but the host can speak French. As someone who only knows 22 letters in English, I feel like a failure."

"Um... isn't it 24 English letters?"

"233333....you digress, you won't congratulate me, you made me laugh, hahahaha~"

"God 22 letters."

"Black man: It's amazing, it's amazing; Anchor: Well, yes, I'm the most awesome. Kneel down and worship me as your teacher. I feel that these black people will be fooled and crippled by the anchor."

......

At this time, the French professional water friend appeared.

"23333, let me translate. The black man exclaimed Oriental Kung Fu. The anchor said that he was Eastern Kung Fu, or he learned it from New Oriental. New Oriental, it sounds familiar!"

"Learn to cook, New Oriental, there is a good place, 800 stoves are stainless steel, 200 masters are skilled, New Oriental has a large scale, and 200,000 students are all over the world. There are many benefits to learning a chef. The stable income is high, and the lifelong employment is guaranteed and guaranteed! However, as a chef of New Oriental, I can’t teach such a powerful knife craftsman as an anchor, and my mentor can’t compare.”

"6666..."

"6666666..."

"I feel like this black man knows the truth and the whole world feels malicious to him."

"Hahahahaha..."