Chapter 5: Your Nose is Crooked

Translator: Zayn_

The deeper they went into the forest, the lower the temperature became.

The chirping of insects and birds made the place exceptionally quiet.

After a while, they heard the sound of water.

The bullet comments that originally doubted Song Qingyou’s wrong way no longer appeared.

“We have water!” Lin Xing’s surprised voice came from the other side of the stream.

“Brother ding is too amazing. He led us to it in no time-”

“Why are you guys here?!”

Lin Xing stared at Song Qingyou and the other two in disbelief.

Her voice attracted Ding Sheng and Zhao Yingnan’s attention.

The latter smiled and waved at Song Qingyou and the other two.

Ding Sheng couldn’t help but frown. He thought that he was the only one who was good at surviving in the wild. He didn’t expect that Jiang Xuyan and Yu Muhuai were not completely clueless.

As for Song Qingyou, he didn’t even think of her.

Lin Xing didn’t care about this and ran towards the stream.

The production crew had said that the first to build a shelter and find water or food would get more points.

Lin Xing naturally wanted to be the first to touch the water.

“I advise you not to move.”

She had only run halfway when Song Qingyou opened her mouth.

Lin Xing subconsciously stopped, and a flash of anger appeared on her face. “What do you want? I’m telling you, we found this place first! Don’t even think about snatching it from us!”

“If you’re in a hurry to die, you can continue walking forward.” Song Qingyou was calm and collected.

“What’s going on there?” Yu Muhuai couldn’t see what was wrong with the knee-high grass in front of Lin Xing.

“This is the only place with water. There must be a lot of animals nearby.”

After hearing Song Qingyou’s words, the others subconsciously looked around, and Lin Xing no longer moved.

Ding Sheng snorted in disdain. “What’s there to be afraid of? It’s daytime now, and many animals usually only come out at night!”

“Brother Ding is right!” Lin Xing responded,’in support’.

Song Qingyou’s lips curved. “There’s a snake in the grass.”

Lin Xing looked around and straightened her neck, “You think there’s a snake just because you say so? Who do you think you are?”

“Besides, even if there is, Brother Ding can handle it!”

Although she said that, Lin Xing didn’t dare to move.

Song Qingyou sneered, but before she could speak, the grass suddenly moved, and a black shadow jumped out.

“Ah, ah, help! There’s a snake! There’s a snake!”

Lin Xing suddenly jumped up and shouted uncontrollably, like a comical monkey that had gone crazy.

When Ding Sheng saw what was coming out, he stepped forward. “Calm down, Lin Xing! That was not a snake at all! It’s just a small lizard!”

Lin Xing finally quieted down and forced herself to look at the ground.

That palm-sized lizard had already been stepped on by her.

Lin Xing looked away in disgust and suddenly remembered that there were cameras around. She was instantly furious, “Song Qingyou! Are you trying to scare me? How is this a snake?”

If it wasn’t for Song Qingyou, how could she be so embarrassed!

Song Qingyou glanced at her and pointed to her nose.

“You’re crooked here. Didn’t the plastic surgeon tell you that you can’t make exaggerated expressions after plastic surgery?”

Lin Xing was shocked and immediately covered her face. Ah…

[ The sound of screaming is even louder than before ]

[ I told you that Lin Xing had plastic surgery before, but some fans did not believe me. ]

[ Her whole face must have twitched just now. I’m dying of laughter. ]

[ The big brother of the first rank ran away overnight ]

[ Lin Xing even ridiculed her peers for not being able to do without beauty. ]

[ Other people were so angry that their noses were crooked, but Lin Xing was so scared that her face became crooked 23333 ]

[ To be honest, plastic surgery is nothing, but Song Qingyou is deliberately scaring people. She is very scheming ]

[ yes, why is Song scaring people? ]

[ Plastic surgery internet celebrity vs scheming female star? ]

At the thought of how everyone knew about plastic surgery and how it might become a joke that would accompany her for the rest of her life, Lin Xing hated Song Qingyou so much that she gritted her teeth.

She lowered her head and wanted to step on the lizard to vent her anger.

Ding Sheng suppressed his disdainful emotions and spoke with a sense of justice, “No matter what, it’s not right to scare people on purpose. We’re in the wild. Sometimes, even a small accident could put us in danger!”

Even Jiang Xuyan couldn’t help but voice his disagreement, “Qingyou-”

“Ah!”

He had just opened his mouth when Lin Xing screamed again.

“Snake! There’s really a snake!”

The few of them looked at her feet and as expected, a snake as thick as a person’s wrist had crawled out from the grass. Its white head was slightly raised and it was flicking its tongue at Lin Xing’s feet.

The half-dead lizard was lying by her feet.

The people from the production crew quickly reported to the director, wanting to arrange for rescue immediately.

The director controlled the camera and looked at the expressions of all the guests. “Don’t be in a hurry, let’s wait and see.”

Lin Xing was so scared that she was sweating profusely. She didn’t even care if her nose was crooked!

It was as if her feet were rooted to the ground and she could not move an inch.

Ding Sheng, who boasted of his experience in surviving in the wild, also retreated instinctively.

Song Qingyou raised her eyebrows slightly. “The head is triangular, and the back is wider. It’s a poisonous snake.”

Her words brought everyone back to their senses.

Jiang Xuyan looked troubled. “What do we do now? Tell Lin Xing to run?”

Lin Xing’s eyes were red as she cried, “No, I can’t! My legs are weak …”

As she spoke, she turned to look at Ding Sheng. “Brother Ding, help me!”

This… Ding Sheng’s face was filled with hesitation.

If they encountered a venomous snake in the wild and were bitten, wouldn’t they be finished if they didn’t get timely treatment? He didn’t want to risk his life to save someone!

“Didn’t Brother Ding say that he had experience in surviving in the wild?” Yu Muhuai seemed confused.

“Have you never encountered a snake in the wild?”

[ Ding Sheng looks like a coward. Has he really survived in the wild before? ]

[ When he was streaming his survival in the wilderness and encountered a snake, he was not as nervous as he is now. ]

[ Caught another acting streamer ]

[ Please. This is a venomous snake. Anyone would be afraid of it, right? ]

[ Why are they still chatting? Are they not going to care about Lin Xing? ]

[ if you have the ability, then let Song Qingyou go. Doesn’t she know a lot? ]

[ Why should I let Song go? Song Qingyou also reminded her earlier. That Lin Xing was the one who courted death.]

If the audience could think of it, Lin Xing could naturally think of it too.

Seeing that Ding Sheng was unreliable, she thought that she would drag Song Qingyou down with her even if it cost her her life, so she immediately said, “Song Qingyou, don’t you know this snake? You must have a way, right? Could it be that you’re not going to save me?”

Jiang Xuyan frowned, knowing that Lin Xing did it on purpose.

“It’s better to be more polite when asking for help. Otherwise, you’ll lose your life.”

Song Qingyou seemed to be out of it.

Yu Muhuai cast a sidelong glance at her attitude of not being worried about being criticized.

“Whatever it is! Anything will do!”

Seeing the snake getting closer and closer, Lin Xing was on the verge of collapse.

“I beg you! Get it away! Quickly get it away!”

Song Qingyou raised her eyes. “Don’t rush, wait for it to eat that lizard.”

“How can I not be anxious? You’re not the one who might get bitten, so of course you’re not worried!”

Lin Xing suppressed the urge to cry and scream, seeing the snake getting closer and closer, she turned to Ding Sheng for help, “Brother Ding, aren’t you experienced? Come and give me a hand!”

Ding Sheng hesitated. Actually, what she said…

“It’ll be too late if we wait for the snake to eat the lizard! Too late!”

The venomous snake was almost at her feet, and Lin Xing was so anxious that tears and snot flowed down her face, so how could she listen to an explanation?

[ I’m getting anxious just by looking at it! ]

[ Ding Sheng did not dare to get close, let alone the others. ]

[ Song Qingyou really did not save her? ]

[ Lin Xing is already begging her, and she still has the mood to stroke the cat? ]

[ won’t the production team arrange for someone to save her? ]

[ a venomous snake as thick as a person’s wrist. It gives me goosebumps just by looking at it.]

[ It’s fine if Song Qingyou doesn’t want to save people, but why did she ask her to wait? ]

[ The key is, does Song Qingyou have the ability to save people? ]

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