Wild Explorer

Chapter 96: Wendou or Wudou?

   "Ah!" an agent yelled, thumping his chest, "I can't do it anymore, I want to kill him, really!"

   "Captain!" Another agent begged Miao Ying excitedly, "This guy is too arrogant. If you don't teach him, where can we put our face in the future?"

   "Yeah!" Another agent pressed tightly, "As the saying goes, the law does not blame the public. Let's go up and beat him up and then slander him. What do you think? I can't stand it anymore!"

   All the agents gritted their teeth and stamped their feet with anger.

   Miao Ying also clucked his fists, wishing to squash Zhao Yu. However, she is the leader of a team after all. After seeing Zhao Yu being so arrogant and arrogant, she became more and more suspicious in her heart. This Zhao Yu might have come prepared, either with a camera or a bug. If she really beat him rashly A meal may cause trouble to yourself.

   But, watching Zhao Yu scolded herself as a tortoise, and said that her crime squad was a bunch of rubbish, how could she swallow it?

   Finally, the overlord Hua Miaoying smashed the desk with his fist, and everything on the desk jumped more than a foot high and fell down!

   After knocking on the table, the agents who were excited and eager for a while were quiet, and they didn't dare to let out the atmosphere. Everyone knows that Miao Renfeng is very angry and the consequences are serious!

   "Zhao Yu! Don't deceive people too much!" Miao Ying said viciously, "I will make you die ugly today! Let's talk, what about fighting? What about literary fighting?"

"Hahaha..." Seeing the strategy succeeded, Zhao Yu laughed, and said, "This is a bit like a hero! It's easy to fight by force. Let's find a spacious place to fight to the death until we decide the outcome. The winner is king, and the loser is the bandit! Life and death are fateful, and wealth is in heaven!"

   "Where's Wendou?" Miao Ying asked again.

"Wendou is a little more complicated, and there are many methods, such as betting, learning, and eating meat!" Zhao Yu began to popularize his knowledge of Jianghu again, "I won't say bets! If you learn, I will make one. Action, you come to learn, if you can learn, even if you win!"

   "What kind of shit!" Miao Ying frowned, "If you want to take off your pants and pee on the spot, do I have to learn too? Well, let me do something, can you learn it?"

   "Nonsense!" Zhao Yu roared, "You are a professional. If you have a backflip 720 degrees, then I won't die?"

   "How does that compare?"

"You can also crush a boulder like a chest, lie on a nail board, and pierce the palm of your hand..." Zhao Yu saw Miao Ying crossed his arms, showing boredom, and said, "It's okay to eat more than meat! For example, goldfish in a tank, or a pond. Toad, and the mouse in the hole! Let’s eat it on the spot, and whoever can eat it wins!"

   Upon hearing Zhao Yu's words, the agents vomited vaguely and showed bitter expression on their faces.

   "You...can you still speak some human words?" Miao Ying was so angry that her eyebrows were drooped and her apricot eyes widened. "You are already crazy to the extreme. Would you like me to call the mental hospital?"

"No, seven of my six psychiatrists have been irritated by me. Don't worry!" Zhao Yu smiled unscrupulously, "Captain Miao Ying, since Wen's dare not come, then Let's fight happily! The big deal, let's sign a life and death status? I was beaten to death by you. It has nothing to do with you, okay?"

"you!?"

   Miao Ying was trembling with anger. She really wanted to fight another battle with Zhao Yu and give this arrogant a lesson. However, as the captain of the serious case team, once she really started with Zhao Yu, even if she won the battle, she would be embarrassed. In the future, the leaders will know that there will be no good fruits from her!

   "What? Don't you dare to do it?" Zhao Yu copied a stool like a rascal, and sat down on his ass, but also raised Erlang's legs, "If you dare not, then admit that you are a turtle with a shrunken head!"

   "Huh! Don't be arrogant!" Miao Ying said fiercely, "I will change the place another day, I will teach you a lesson! But today is International Dog Day, I am worried that others will say I abuse dogs! Haha..."

   Miao Ying finally found her mouth for a while, and the agents hurriedly followed and laughed.

   "The tortoise with the head shrunk, it is the tortoise with the head shrunk, this is not to be compared, that is not to be compared, what are you..."

   "Isn't there still a bet?" Miao Ying interrupted Zhao Yu abruptly, her eyes flashing sharply.

   "Bet?" Zhao Yu first pretended that his face was tight, and then smiled unconfidently, "Okay...what do you want to bet on? Oh...but there are rules for betting!"

   Miao Ying observed the subtle changes in Zhao Yu, and became more confident in her heart, and asked, "What rules?"

"The probability of a bet must be one to one, and it must be accepted by both parties before it can be done!" Zhao Yu introduced, "For example, if you let me guess what color your bra is, then the probability of my guess is inevitable. Very small! So, you can only let me guess if your bra is red? Or, are you wearing a bra or something? In short, I must have a 50% chance of guessing! This is fair and just!"

   Zhao Yu said that, all the **** men on the scene swept their eyes to Miao Ying's chest. Miao Ying's complexion suddenly became red, and the jacket was tightly wrapped.

"Play the dice to guess the size, draw the poker cards, as long as the probability is one to one, you can bet anything! However, if you are willing to bet and lose, no matter what bet you bet, both parties must agree!" Zhao Yu said again, "However, In addition to this, there is another rule, then bet there is a distinction between host and guest!"

   "Host and guest?"

   "If I come to you, I will be a guest, so if you make a bet, you have to ask for it! If you agree, you can bet, and if you disagree, you will fall down!"

   Miao Ying thought about it, since both parties must agree to bet, why not listen to what he wants to play first?

   "Okay, let's talk about it! What do you want to bet? What if you lose the bet? What if you win the bet?"

   "Hmm..." Zhao Yu pretended to ponder and said, UU reading www.uukanshu. com "Or... just bet on the phone signal!"

What?

   Zhao Yu's proposal surprised everyone at the scene and couldn't keep up with Zhao Yu's thinking rhythm at all.

"That's it!" Zhao Yu took out his mobile phone and said, "I know Qigong. As soon as I get the gong, I will block all the cell phone signals of your entire police station! Um... I don't have enough skills, so I can maintain it. Five minutes!"

what! ?

   Zhao Yu's words surprised everyone again.

   "I click, this person's head was really kicked by something?" An agent whispered from behind, "Isn't this a typical neurosis and delusion?"

   "Yes!" the other said, "What does he think of himself? Human body shielding device? What kind of weird gambling method is this?"

   Miaoying also didn't believe Zhao Yu's words, but she thought more than others. She is wondering if this Zhao Yu is really prepared? Was his domineering and sluggish outfit just now used to confuse people?

   But after another thought, this is the police station. If you want to shield all the mobile phone signals of the police station, it is not only a problem of needing a high-power shielding device, it is not simply a dream!

   "Captain Miao Ying!" Zhao Yu still pretended to be crazy and said stupidly, "You gamble, believe it or not, I can block the signal, I won, you can open the Internet, let me interrogate that Liu Pengfei!"

   "Humph!" Miao Ying snorted coldly, "What if you lose?"

   Zhao Yu made a please gesture, which means you do!

   "Humph!" Miao Ying snorted again, "If you lose, you will kneel in our office, kowtow to us, and call me grandma!"

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