Wild Explorer

"Zhao-Yu!" In the quiet dense forest, Miao Ying suddenly screamed, "Are you full of roundworms in your mind? Didn't I tell you to bring two tents? Where are the tents? This...what is this?"

Before leaving, Miao Ying obviously saw Zhao Yu carrying two tent bags, and thought he had brought two tents as agreed. I don't know, one of the bags is a tent, but the other is not, but is full of mess.

"Hmm..." Zhao Yu explained unhurriedly, "This tent is the most expensive in his store, it is said to be the latest fully automatic tent, and it is not a problem to have four or five people inside! , Save resources! To walk such a long way, you have to pack light, and bring two tents without exhaustion?"

"What about the sleeping bag? Why did you bring only one sleeping bag? Where is the moisture-proof pad?"

While scolding, Miao Ying opened the zipper of another tent bag. As a result, a bottle of Tsingtao beer and a lot of snacks such as chicken feet and duck necks appeared.

"I'm going! This..." Miao Ying's eyebrows were crooked, "Zhao Yu! What are you with? Wilderness Zhao, are you still carrying peanuts and edamame? Tell me, let's Come out for a long journey, what are you doing with beer! Do you want to open a food stall in the forest, you?"

"Well... this!" Zhao Yu explained calmly again, "Is it useful to relieve fatigue! I have been so tired this day, drink some wine to relieve fatigue!"

"The **** belt is smoking, I'll take you!" Miao Ying continued to shoot while pulling the items in her pocket, "Let's come to the field to handle the case, you don't bring a flashlight, no rope, not even a lighter, you Look at you, my goodness, this...what is this..."

Miao Ying took out several large boxes of Durex from Zhao Yu's pocket.

"Misunderstanding... Misunderstanding!" At this moment, Zhao Yu blushed slightly, "I'm an upright person, don't want to get dirty! I've seen it on TV. This thing can be used to hold water, and it can also be used to hold water. Bundle things, it's strong!"

"Tie things, what do you tie? I see, do you have any bad tendencies, don't you? Shake M or S?" Miao Ying was so angry, "Fortunately, I didn't believe you, Master Zhao in the wilderness. Otherwise, there is nothing left. Drink northwest wind!"

After speaking, Miao Ying turned around and opened the tent bag zipper, and began to skillfully set up the only tent.

"Um... that... Captain Miao, listen to me to explain..." Zhao Yu stepped forward, trying to explain.

"Go! Get the firewood! Stay away from me!" Miao Ying shouted, "I'm really crazy, my God, how can I trust you like a mallet?"

"Okay, okay, leave it to me!" Zhao Yu hurriedly picked up the firewood.

Although it was not 7 o'clock in the evening at this time, the forest was dark fast, and the two had been on their way for a day, so they found a clean place to camp.

Before entering the mountain, Miao Ying wanted to find a local guide, but Zhao Yu sent them all away. One of them was originally ordered, but Zhao Yu quietly stuffed it with two hundred yuan and passed it away. .

Good deed, Zhao Yu finally caught this good opportunity to get close to the goddess, how could he let others come out and disrupt the situation? Before entering the forest, he patted his chest to make sure that he was a wilderness expert and didn't need a guide at all.

However, not long after he came in, he couldn't find North at all! Fortunately, Miao Ying has a certain amount of outdoor experience, so she won't run off the track.

Actually, but, of course, these are all made by Zhao Yu deliberately. Although he is very LOW in wilderness adventures, he is not weak enough to be so mindless.

The reason why he is doing such an exaggeration is that he naturally wants to engage in trouble with Miao Damei? As the saying goes, if there is no difficulty, you must create difficulties. Only when there are difficulties, the two can go closer together!

Hehehe...

A tent, a sleeping bag, a stack of Durex... this idea has already reached the point of explicitness!

Zhao Yu was humming the tune of Zhu Bajie's wife on his back, and at the same time he collected firewood in a leisurely manner. At the same time, he fantasized about the good life of living in a tent with beautiful women at night.

Through today's journey, they are still 30 to 40 kilometers away from the area where the old experts experienced the flood.

Starting tomorrow, they will officially enter the tracking stage. Therefore, this evening is the only time when Zhao Yu can have some fun with Miao Ying, he will naturally not miss such an excellent opportunity.

Of course, Zhao Yu didn't relax at all. He used an enhanced detector that could last for 10 days in the morning. Once someone brought an electronic device and wanted to approach him, he would inevitably not escape his detection.

call……

The fire was rising at the right time, and the sky was completely dark.

Perhaps, Miao Ying has seen through Zhao Yu’s little abacus. After the fire started, she never expressed anger to Zhao Yu again. After setting up the tent, she put the outdoor cooking utensils she brought on the fire and began to cook instant noodles. .

"Hey? It smells so good..." Zhao Yu raised his nose and smelled it. He was also a little hungry in his belly. He hurriedly leaned forward and said, "Captain Miao, can you cook a bag for me too?"

"No," Miao Ying said firmly, "eat your chicken paws! I didn't expect that you only brought this little thing, and I have to keep some of my instant noodles!"

"Who said, I only brought so little things!"

While talking, Zhao Yu carried the bag and took out two plastic bags from it. One plastic bag was holding sesame sesame biscuits, the other was wrapped in greased paper, and the greased paper contained a fragrant smell. ——Roast chicken!

"Come on! I'm not as stingy as you, here, take it..." Zhao Yu broke a chicken leg and handed it to Miao Ying.

"I'm going!" Miao Ying felt dizzy. She took the chicken legs and "appreciated" while saying, "Zhao Yu, you are really a wonderful flower in the world of survival in the wilderness! I have convinced you!"

"Thank you~www.wuxiaspot.com~Thank you! How about calling it the Wilderness Zhao Ye? Come..." Then, Zhao Yu took out another plastic bag from his **** pocket. Eat biscuits, porcelain!"

I'm down!

Miao Ying almost threw the chicken legs into the fire...

After eating, the two planned for tomorrow's itinerary and the scope of the search. However, Zhao Yu was obviously heart-warming, and his eyes had been looking affectionately at the beautiful face of Miao Ying under the firelight. His heart was thumping, and a primordial male animal-specific hormone spread all over his body.

Zhao Yu is a middle-aged veteran, and as soon as his eyes rolled, he found the entry point for the goddess.

"Hey? Captain Miao, before we go to bed, let's talk about it again, right?" Zhao Yu stood up, dusted the soil, and deliberately said, "The last time you taught me in the martial arts gym, I have a little bit It's unfamiliar, so you can teach me again, right?"

"What's the matter, what's the bad idea?" Although Miao Ying scolded, she stood up and tried Zhao Yu's trick.

The two of them were in the open space by the fire, and they were rehearsing the tricks of the past.

Zhao Yu had a design long ago and he had practiced quite well, but he suddenly turned around and used his strength, hugged Miao Ying's arms behind him, and then used a trick to lock Miao Ying.

"You... hello..." Miao Ying shook her shoulders and struggled, but Zhao Yu was so powerful that she couldn't get rid of it.

Seeing the plan succeeded, Zhao Yu immediately licked his face to Miao Ying's ear, and said with a squint, "Hey hey, Captain Miao, look...Is this trick good enough?" Zhao Yu tightened his face. Rubbing against Miao Ying's ear, "You can't move anymore. If I kiss your face, you will lose..."

"Zhao Yu, you bastard!" Miao Ying was still struggling but couldn't get rid of it, flushing with anxiety. 8)