When the Koi Became a Male Cannon Fodder

Just when the Jing family brothers were warm and affectionate, a new post was suddenly posted in a forum on the Internet.

The subject of the post is called [Do you believe that there are really koi in the world? ].

The accompanying text only has a picture of the back of a man walking in the rain and a simple sentence: share with Jimei the photo of the koi male **** that brought me a new life! I wish you all get what you want!

The publisher is a netizen named Wan Qing, because he and her husband have been exposed in the forum before on the bumpy love road, so the popularity in the forum is not low. Many people saw her beaming tone and couldn't help laughing and teasing whether she had encountered any good things recently.

Wan Qing's attitude was still generous, sharing her recent bleak experience lightly, but her tone of voice seemed very relaxed, as if she had completely stepped out of the ordeal.

However, all the netizens who have heard of her experience are very embarrassed. I remember that this person just shared the difficult process of being with her husband in the first half of the year, and vowed to stick to the end for love. Now that post is still being discussed by everyone. Seen as a symbol of love!

In just six months, not only did the two get married, but the man also cheated on drugs and even kicked her and the child out of the house?

"I hope that all the scumbags in the world will die out!"

"Hug Sister Wanqing, no matter if you leave, or you have to go in for the rest of your life."

"So the man in this picture is the one who saved Sister Wan Qing? He looks so handsome!"

"It's very touching. But what does this have to do with Koi? Did my sister be blessed by the other side and win the big prize? Hahahaha, I was joking."

......

Netizens left messages to comfort the host, but at the same time, more and more people began to wonder why she called the person who saved her Koi.

Then soon, the publisher spoke again.

[When I saw a lot of Jimei, I wondered why I called my little brother the koi god. People might not believe me. After being rescued by my little brother, he once patted my shoulder to comfort me and said,'All misfortunes are all It has passed, and it will be better in the future'. Then at that moment, I suddenly felt like an invisible force was suddenly transmitted into my heart, and my whole body became warm. 】

[Then to commemorate my new life, I bought the lottery ticket with all my last change that night, but I didn't expect to win the lottery! So I call him a koi male god, right? ! 】

As soon as the original poster came out, the netizens in the post boiled instantly.

"Fuck! This luck is too bad!"

"I really want to meet such a little brother, and then buy all the lottery tickets at Guangfucai Station!"

"What kind of fairy koi is this, will it bring me luck if I repost this picture?!"

"No wonder I always feel that something flashes when I look at this picture! It turns out to be the golden light of good luck from the Koi God!!"

......

The message below went crazy in an instant, and there were even many people who saved and forwarded the pictures madly, praying for what they wanted to happen.

However, when the hair was sent, someone suddenly made a new discovery.

"Hey, why do I think the kind little brother in this photo looks so familiar?"

"I have this feeling when I said that upstairs. I always feel like I've seen it somewhere, but I just can't remember it for a while."

"Aren't the koi gods all with a kind face and a golden light? Can't he still be a big star?"

......

At first, the netizens in the forum were still laughing and joking, but as the number of people who clicked into the posts increased, naturally there were many fans in the circle. Someone quickly recognized that the back of this little brother was very Like the recent hot search event Jing Li, and also posted a photo of Jing Li and a screenshot of his back.

In such a comparison, it turned out to be really like a person, so it immediately attracted more people's attention, and directly smashed the post.

Finally, the netizens with good news moved the content of the forum to Weibo, and directly contacted Jingli himself.

After such a movement calmed down, Jing Li's fans and netizens on Weibo also naturally noticed, and immediately looked shocked after reading the content of the post.

"Fuck it? Is this the Jing Shao of our house?!"

"I really want to meet Shao Jing by chance!!"

"Unexpectedly, Jing Shao not only has a good personality, but is also so helpful at ordinary times?!"

"So it's Jing Shao's blessing that brought good luck to Miss Sister? Jing Li = Koi, why I feel that there is no violation at all?"

"Ah, if I forward Jingli's picture, will I also feel that the other party's good luck is blessed?"

"+1 upstairs. I want to forward it too."

"Upstairs + ID number. Recently Mercury retrograde, I also try to forward it!"

......

Suddenly, there was a sudden wave of good luck in forwarding Jing Li's photos on the Internet.

And because of the hot search incident a few days ago, the popularity of Jingli has not gone down much in the past few days. After such an appearance, it quickly won the attention of many netizens again.

Soon, the topic of #景礼锦穗# was discussed in the hot search, and gradually climbed to the front row.

However, some people like it, and naturally some people can't understand it. In particular, the topic of Jingli has been frequently mentioned recently, and many netizens who are bored and some sunspots have also begun to spare no effort to ridicule.

"Some people don't have any fart works, and the popularity is endless! It's annoying!"

"The current card is really not compromised in order to be famous!"

"Give me the koi? It's such a big face. I forward one, can he make me win 5 million tomorrow?"

"I was so embarrassed to expose others on the Internet. I don't think you are a good bird. Otherwise, how could you get mixed up with the scumbag."

......

There were so many comments like this, which stunned a crowd of onlookers.

Jingli's fans stopped after seeing this!

Hey, a passerby sticker can make your mouth full of excrement, and it really gives you a face! Is it true that our Jingli noodles are all vegetarian?

There is also the misconception that ‘you were killed because of your misbehavior’, so dare you to love it, now that the victims are all deserved?

Jing Li's fans instantly became angry, and started to counterattack the sunspots in an all-round way.

A fan-black battle is inevitable, and it is fierce, no one wants to let anyone else.

And as the quarrel between the two sides intensified, this hot search was quickly ranked as the top three on a rocket, and with the intensification of the fighting, there are also many netizens who watch the excitement and are not too big to be crazy about Ai. Especially Jing Li himself, wanting him to stand up and say something.

However, Zhengzhu, who was shouted by many netizens, didn't notice the turmoil on Weibo at all at this moment, and was walking happily between the kitchen and the dining room.

And because he was too involved, he didn't notice that the white light spots around him still contained a few golds representing merit, which were integrated into his body.

In fact, after entering the house, Jing Yu ran into the kitchen excitedly when he learned that his brother had cooked a large table of dishes to welcome him.

"Xiao Jing really cooked for me?" Jing Yu was almost overjoyed, completely ignoring whether his image of ruthless tyrant would collapse, rolled up his cuffs and walked to the kitchen, gestured to help, feel his brother The joy of cooking together.

However, he has never been in the kitchen. He obviously overestimated his hands-on ability. He either almost dropped the plate or was scalded with broth, making the kitchen jingle from time to time, and the crowd outside could just be heard. Frightened.

"Brother, you'd better go out first." In the end, Jing Li couldn't stand it anymore, so he simply pushed him out and sat down at the table, and then went outside in person.

And as he brought out a dish, Jing Yu would look expectantly at the dish containing the dish, as if he could see a flower.

But he was still reluctant to eat, not to mention making Gu Ting at the same table move his chopsticks deeply, as if he could no longer fully feel his brother's love after being eaten.

After Jing Li finally put all the dishes on the table, he looked around, then took out his phone and started taking pictures.

The whole table, the single disc, the close focus, the far focus, a mobile phone camera was quickly played by him as a professional camera-grade SLR posture.

Still unsatisfied after the filming, he secretly posted a circle of friends with a reserved caption: [Brother cooks for me personally. 】

Then I uploaded a variety of refined filters in the pictures, and in the end I still felt that the position of the Jiugongge was too small and not enough, so I selected and selected for a while before reluctantly released it.

I was still dissatisfied with the post, and waited for several minutes until he saw countless likes and countless complimentary comments that envied him to be able to eat the food cooked by his brother as soon as he returned home. Put down the phone.

"So can I start?" The opposite Gu Tingshen looked at his friend's extremely naive behavior with a funny expression. When confronting this younger brother, the other party always seemed to be able to do things that made him feel weird.

Then Jing Yu raised his eyes to look at him, and said nothing.

Having known him for such a long time, how could Gu Tingshen fail to understand what he meant. He stroked his forehead with a headache, but still had to take out his phone and turn to Moments under the eyes of the other person to give him a thumbs-up, and then asked indifferently, "Can I eat now?"

"Wait a minute." Jing Yu nodded slightly at him, then turned to look at the younger brother next to him.

Jing Li: "..."

"...I, I will like it now!"

Jing Li took out his phone as he said, but was suddenly stopped by his brother. He looked up blankly, and saw his brother suddenly ask with a serious face, "I remember you being a celebrity is not to...maintain your popularity? I see how you are. I haven’t updated Weibo for a few days. Isn’t this not conducive to consolidating the relationship with the fans?"

Jing Li: "..."

"Then I will post it now."

Having said that, Jing Li was about to withdraw his hand, but saw that his brother's hand was still pressed against him. Lifting his eyes to meet his older brother's increasingly serious look, he realized something in an instant and hurriedly said, "I think the photo you just took is pretty good, can you lend me some?"

"You are free." Jing Yu released his hand in an instant, and answered indifferently, and then quickly sat down in his position, as if he was about to face an important business negotiation, his entire face was stretched extremely severely.

Jing Li looked a little funny, but he opened the other's circle of friends obediently, and first raised his hand and clicked a thumbs-up. Then he copied the nine photos he posted and prepared to move it to Weibo.

However, as soon as he clicked on Weibo, he was stunned by countless messages. He waited for several minutes before he was relieved.

And the last time this happened was when Wang Junwen's group of people were hiding behind him.

But if there is any bad trend, it is impossible for people in the team not to call him until now.

With doubts in his heart, Jing Li clicked into a related post and took a quick glance, finally clarifying the whole story.

It should be the strange woman he helped with yesterday. The other party just posted a very ordinary post to express his gratitude to him, but he did not expect such a big disturbance.

However, between the lines, it is obvious that the other party's state has completely returned to normal, and because of this, he has developed more positive enthusiasm for life.

That's great.

"Not okay?" Jing Yu on the side saw him lingering and suddenly glanced over.

"It's going to be all right." Jing Li replied, ignoring the jokes in the comment area, and directly exited the push and clicked into his Weibo, edited a new one, put all the pictures on it, and then quit Weibo and closed it. Cell phone.

Upon seeing the situation, Jing Yu finally announced compassionately that he could start, and Hua Luo had already taken the chopsticks and stretched it to the plate nearest to him.

They were all young people in high spirits, and after another busy day, they were already hungry by now. Almost as soon as Jing Yu spoke, the two remaining people also picked up the chopsticks and reached into the dish.

Jing Li’s cooking skills may not be comparable to top chefs, but as a home-cooked dish, it’s more than enough. Coupled with the principle of “eating when you’re hungry, everything tastes delicious”, the dining posture of three people still maintains gentleman elegance, but The chopsticks in his hand made it so fast, almost never stopped.

No one was talking at the dining table, but the whole picture didn't look dull, on the contrary, there was a deep warmth.

However, compared to the peace in Jing's villa, the Internet has once again exploded.

When the topic of Koi was pushed to the cusp of the storm, Jing Li's response obviously became more concerned. Almost as soon as he posted a blog, countless people swarmed in.

Fans who support him, watch the lively passersby, want to keep catching black trolls...Everyone seems to be waiting for his statement to make the next battle plan.

However, after waiting for Jingli's Weibo to see his latest developments, everyone was strangely silent.

Jing Li v: Cook for my brother. 【Picture 123456789】

There is only a simple sentence in the accompanying text, but the picture below is instantly confused.

In each picture, there are all refined food pictures, distant view, close view, single sheet, whole table...

The dishes on each picture look so delicious, delicious, and appealing, making people swallowing saliva in front of the picture.

On the night after one or two hours of dining, such a group of food pictures are undoubtedly shocking everyone's nerves.

So much so that many people almost forgot what their original intention to click in was for.

After a moment of silence, the comments below also exploded.

"It doesn't look delicious at all, so I just save the picture while swallowing."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"Hey? Why did I just order in? Sorry, my memory is a bit bad lately. I'll go and order a late night snack first."

"Jing Shao personally made it? Really or fake? This dish looks great too, right?!"

"Congratulations to Jing Shao for unlocking new cooking skills!"

"I personally cook for my brother! It is so delicious! What a peerless warm man is this! I love it!"

......

The wind direction in the comment area was quickly distorted by this group of food photos. Everyone began to drool frantically at the photos and praised Jing Li's superb cooking skills by the way.

And as the discussion on the topic got higher and higher, the group of friends who heard the wind also came out again to join in the excitement.

Li Yuanpeng v: Come and see, Jing Shao actually cooked the food himself! @周立@方奇@刘允溪

Zhou Liv: What's the fuss about this, let me show you the results I saved before [photo 12345]

Fang Qi v: I have too. 【Picture 1234】

Liu Yunxi v: Those of you are weak! [Picture 123456789] Sorry, there are too many pictures, I can only pick a few and put them up. [funny]

All the pictures are full of exquisite foods and pastries, and almost all types of dishes such as Sichuan, Xianglu, Guangdong, etc. are collected, and a few even have Jingli's face.

As soon as the news of these people came out, the comments below became even more crazy in an instant. Countless people bemoaned this group of people that the late-night newspaper is simply not human, while drooling at the pictures and quickly took out their mobile phones to order snacks. As soon as he was busy, he couldn't help but admire Qi Jingli's cooking skills.

"My God! What a masterpiece of cooking is this!"

"Owning Jing Shao is equivalent to owning all the recipes of Hua Guo?!"

"Just for this craft, I have to fan it!"

"After reading the picture, the fried chicken in my hand suddenly no longer fragrant!"

"I really envy my brother, I can eat the food that Jing Shao makes by himself."

"Envy +1."

"Envy + ID number."

......

Now the wind direction on the Internet has been completely distorted.

The sprayers who had previously clicked in and were going to continue to black were also stunned on the spot by the opponent's unreasonable hand that played cards. The continued black seemed to be too deliberate, and in the end they could only endure the impact of the picture and make their faces in a trance. The discomfort hurriedly fled Weibo.

And as Troll flees without a fight, the remaining fans are reveling while sending Jing Li to the throne of hot search.

However, this time the label has been changed to #景礼精湛厨艺#, which ranks next to the #景礼锦鲤# label.

However, Jing Li got a blessing in disguise because of this, and the fans on Weibo once again rose wildly.

In Jing's villa, Jing Li, who was eating, suddenly had a meal. Seeing the white light clusters that piled up in front of him again and got familiar with it, he finally confirmed something in his heart.

It seems that his previous guess is correct. These white light spots are indeed assigned to him by fans, and they are also likely to be the power of belief in the ‘same clan of spiritual energy’ in the elder brother’s mouth.

Jing Li subconsciously squeezed the chopsticks in his hand so as not to be too excited to leak his emotions, but soon his eyes widened in astonishment.

Because he suddenly discovered that his body seemed to have just changed.

The author has something to say: I woke up and saw someone say that I was short? And there are still a lot of people? !

This is simply unbearable, right!

So on impulse, I worked hard to write a word!

Humph, now you tell me loudly, is it still short? !

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