When the Juggernaut Comes To the Second Dimension

"What do you mean by ha ha? I hate ha ha the most, especially in this situation, it seems to be..."

"Does the teacher have to go on? Or do you want me to say it? I personally think that sometimes smiling and not talking is the greatest respect and etiquette. What do you think?" Before Yong Ye could finish speaking, Kuang San Tilting his head slightly, he stretched out his finger and pressed it on his lips again, as if signaling others not to speak.

"..."

Kurumi's words made Yong Ye unable to bear the silence. He knew that his reputation, especially in the class, was completely ruined by Wuhe Kotori. Quite depressing.

However, he felt that no matter how he tried to defend himself, it seemed that there was no way to achieve much effect. Kuangsan should still be concerned about the matter of asking about his age last time, and now he still chooses to educate Kotori when he has time to vent his anger .

While Yong Ye was thinking in silence, Kuang San lowered his body, leaned forward and raised his eyes at the same time, peeping into Yong Ye's pensive face.

"...Don't look at it, you can't see the flowers, we will discuss this point later." With a bit of self-deprecation, Yong Ye shrugged his shoulders and showed a wry smile, and pressed his hand on Kuang San's head, She pushed it back again to avoid her prying eyes on herself, coughed lightly and said seriously, "Now let's continue with the previous topic."

"Alaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa whom Kotori-san said, he only likes children under the age of fourteen."

"...Hey! Didn't you say you didn't mention this just now? Why did you suddenly say this again?"

Kuang San, who was obviously not talking about it before, suddenly brought up the matter when Yong Ye cooperated to change the subject, which made Yong Ye feel like he was being played, and wanted to educate her.

Faced with this persecution, Kuang San seemed to be joking and pretending to be stupid, put his index finger on his chin, looked away and laughed, "Oh, there is no way, right? Who told the teacher to talk about it in front of a beautiful girl?" Something about a half-grown child? It’s not normal no matter how you think about it, right?”

"What's wrong?"

"Nowhere is normal."

Facing the rebuttal, Kuang San affirmed the abnormality of this behavior without hesitation, and stared at Yong Ye without turning his eyes, and giggled again as if he felt it was funny.

"Perhaps the teacher who treats girls over the age of 14 as women doesn't think so, but I'm not boasting. I'm an outstanding beautiful girl anyway. The topics people have chatted with me over the years have either been about me, or On himself, or something else that wants to attract my attention, it's the first time a man has focused on another girl, and the object is still... loli."

"...I'm just curious, why is my sexual fetish misunderstood to such an extent?"

Kuang San didn't know if it was a mental blow, and Yong Ye felt like he was being hit by a critical blow. While refuting, he couldn't help but feel depressed about why this world is so strange.

Hmm... there must be something wrong with this world... Wuhe Qinli ruined his reputation.

However, it is not Yong Ye's style to be ridiculed unilaterally. After regrouping, he launched a counterattack against Kuang San.

"Although your words are indeed not boastful, but even if you are indeed a beautiful girl, whether you are attractive or not can only be done if you do not reveal your true nature! Knowing your various quirks and personality defects that are standard for elves, Few normal men will strike up a conversation with you."

"Huh? Teacher, you really dare to say it." He didn't get angry because of Yong Ye's words, Kuang San just retorted with a quite calm smile, "——Obviously just a lolicon."

"...So, when did I become a lolicon? And you obviously look down on lolicons, right? First, I apologize to all the lolicons in the world, and then I apologize to the person who is not a lolicon, You rude girl."

"Oh~? Don't you admit it?"

As if it was really strange, Kuang San looked at Yong Ye with eyes that seemed to be saying, what's the point of arguing about things until now, and Yong Ye, who was innocently framed, couldn't help rubbing his swollen temples and sighed .

"...how can I recognize things that don't exist?"

"Well, since you're not so unwilling to admit it, let's put aside the teacher's interest in young girls. What I wanted to talk about just now was Takamiya Mana, right? What do you want to know about that child? Measurements? I'm also entangled with that child for the time being. For a while, I also knew, but casually revealed this kind of thing..."

Tokisaki Kurumi, known as the most evil elf, held on to the rumors spread by Kotori, and happily deepened his smile, intending to tease Yongye's revenge for what happened not long ago, but before he finished speaking, he raised his hand With a hand to signal her to stop, Yong Ye, who seemed very helpless, interrupted.

"I'm not interested in the child's measurements, and I already knew that I don't need you to tell me. Then, I'm not interested in young girls, can you stop me..."

After Kuang San's words were interrupted, Yong Ye himself only spoke half of what he said. When Kuang San couldn't help but widen his eyes because of the content of his words, he noticed this and instantly thought that he had accidentally slipped the tongue. The information obtained in the operation stopped immediately.

It's just... It seems a little late for this one to shut up.

...the two stared at each other silently for a while without saying a word. , and then... Tokisaki Kurumi hugged the white cat in his arms tightly, retreated a little to the side of the seat, and distanced himself from Yong Ye wordlessly.

"——No, wait a minute! Kuang San! Don't distance yourself from me so blatantly!"

"Sir, are you talking to me?"

The black-haired girl, Tokisaki Kumzozhan showed a young lady's smile, upright and beautiful, but there was an obvious sense of distance in her politeness.

"...Hey, hey, did you call me teacher just now? Isn't this change too big?"

"Your illusion?"

"...Please, can you stop making a face like you're saying [what's going on with this pathetic creature], and pretending you don't know me??"

"Alaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa whoa, you really know how to joke, are we meeting for the first time? If I pretend to be familiar like this, I will call the police? No, it is better to call the police directly, right?" Kuang San, who smiled lightly, turned slightly Put the palm of the head on the light cheek.

"That's a misunderstanding! Listen to me to explain, please? I will know about Mana's measurements, and there are deep reasons for it!"

"They're all called by their first names. It feels like they have a good relationship, but——do you think the police will believe these words?"

"Of course I will believe it! No matter what misunderstanding, even if it is a huge misunderstanding, as long as we communicate, we can definitely understand each other! So please change your tone?"

"Ah~ Are you so sure? Does that mean you want to try to defend yourself with the police? I will cheer for you~!"

As if he was really going to cheer for Yong Ye who was going to defend himself against the police, Kuangsan clenched his fists and made a gesture of cheering, but then suddenly changed the subject, and raised a finger to his chin, "And... when you go to prison When I go to visit you, I will bring you some pictures of the child stars, it can be considered as a farewell gift for our acquaintance."

"...I really appreciate you."

At this moment, Yong Ye didn't know what to say.

"You're welcome, it should be, after all, there is not much money."

"...Can we still communicate properly?"

"If you can, please don't talk to me. I didn't expect you to have such an interest, and I have a little bit of this interest. So what..."

"...this topic is about to end it?"

...Yong Ye has simply given up on defending himself.

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In the cafe run by the family, the debate between Yongye and Tokisaki Kurumi gradually came to an end, and the conclusion was that there was no conclusion. Regarding Yongye's explanation, Kurumi just kept smiling and said nothing.

"Cough...Fortunately, I am a kind uncle with depth and connotation, so I don't care about anything with you impolite little girl. Let's get back to business."

With a light cough, Yong Ye dismissed what he said earlier and did not intend to bring it up again. He chose to bring the topic back on the right track again, "Takamiya Mana and you have known each other for a while, right? Then..."

"Sure enough, it's still that child. The teacher is really obsessed with the young girl. I admire it~"

"...Enough, let's talk about you."

After being silent for a while, Yong Ye felt that he had reached the limit of his endurance, and it was almost time for him to come up with a trick, so he took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and clicked on the photo album, "...Actually, I didn't want to do this at first, but this is all yours. I'm looking for it, since you want to hurt each other so much, don't blame me..."

"Ah~ Hurt each other~? Could it be that the teacher secretly took a photo of me taking a shower? That's really good... But, but when was this taken!!"

Tokisaki Kurumi, who was full of confidence in Yong Ye's actions, didn't care at all, and even found it funny, and wanted to tease him in a playful tone, but... halfway through speaking, his face changed dramatically in an instant.

In the video played on Yong Ye's mobile phone, the familiar black-haired girl not only kept making "meow~meow~" sounds at the cat, but also kept rubbing the cat's face against her own face, which made Kuang San's face ache. The smile disappeared in an instant, his eyes widened and his cheeks blushed, he held his breath while slapping the table emotionally and quickly reached out to grab the phone.