When the Juggernaut Comes To the Second Dimension

"Hello~! Uncle!"

"..."

The puppet's big mouth opened and closed, making a strange high-pitched sound that left Yong Ye speechless.

"Oh, it's really helpful! Strange uncle, if it weren't for you, Yoshino and I don't know when we would meet again!"

"It's fine to call him Uncle, but let me ask... What do you mean when you say something strange?"

"Need to say~ Of course, he sneaked in while I was away to attack Yoshino's lolicon, a weirdo with canny hobbies~!"

It was obviously a hand puppet, but he swayed his body and held up his two little hands, which made Yong Ye feel a smile from his body language, and continued talking like a chatterbox.

"Really~ Don't pretend to be confused at this time. If you like young girls, just say it. For the sake of protecting Yoshino and getting me back, it's not that I can't consider sending Yoshino I will marry you~ But, it’s okay to be half-hearted, okay?”

"...Hey, can I cut it?"

Ignoring the rabbit hand puppet with strange words, Yong Ye looked at Yoshino, and at the same time, he simply pulled out the march of the dead that was hidden by the illusion and could not be seen by ordinary people, and gestured at the head of the hand puppet, as if he was considering from what angle Beheading, without hurting Yoshino, can quickly cut off the puppet's head.

...If Yong Ye couldn't see it at the beginning, or didn't notice it, but now... when Yoshino put on the hand puppet, he observed carefully and found that it was a hand puppet with a completely different personality from Yoshino himself. Shino is a completely different personality from Yoshino.

Even though it looks like ventriloquism, it is not strictly speaking. Using the ability to observe Yoshino's brain and analyze it carefully, you can find that "Yoshino" is another personality that exists in Yoshino. Its words did not contain any of Yoshino's will.

Although there are many strange places, this does not prevent him from intimidating him first, this hand puppet who slanders himself and makes strange remarks without shame...or the second personality Yoshino who is called Yoshina.

"No!...Don't, bully Yoshina..."

Seeing Yong Ye's action of drawing a knife from the void, Yoshino seemed to be frightened. While taking two steps back, his shoulders trembled again, and at the same time hid the hand puppet behind him, blocking the hand puppet's mouth .

"...Uh, it seems that I accidentally did too much."

Yoshino was also frightened, which made Yongye realize that he might be okay with Yoshino, but it would be a bit aggressive if Yoshino was next to him, so he sighed softly and retracted. While walking over the dead, he crouched down and held Yoshino's trembling shoulders with both hands.

"Sorry, I was just joking just now, that weapon is just an illusion, don't worry."

"…real?"

"Of course it's true. Hurry up and find some clothes, or you'll have to pay when the person comes back later... Well, I mean, it will be more troublesome when the person comes back."

Feeling that if he didn't pay the money, he would teach the children badly, so Yong Ye quickly changed his mind and urged Yoshino again.

"Uncle is really dishonest. He not only likes little girls, but also doesn't plan to pay for them. He's really a role model for my generation!"

"...Si-Yoshina!"

When Sishina was uncontrollable again, and said something that made Yong Ye frown, Sishina hurriedly blocked its mouth, preventing it from continuing to speak like this.

But this time Yong Ye simply ignored it, because he felt that it was too tiring to argue with the child's second personality, and... the child of the main personality would cry, so just ignore these slanders.

Just like that, Yong Ye walked up to the counter of this shop, in order not to be misunderstood and to restore the image, and also considering the children's education, he casually threw a few pieces of Japanese yen with the largest denomination, and it was regarded as payment for the time being.

Hmm...Actually, it's not that he really doesn't intend to pay, but he just thinks it will be more troublesome if people come, really.

"Mr. Yong, Mr. Yongye?...How about this?"

After Yong Ye had just paid the money and waited for a while, Yoshino's soft voice came from behind him.

Looking back, the girl was as weak and petite as her voice, wearing a wide-brimmed straw hat that hid her blue hair while hiding her face, and a cute pure white dress with frills on her snow-white skin.

"How about it~! I specially chose the clothes for Yoshino! Do you have the feeling of wanting to push down such a cute Yoshino on the spot, ahahahaha~~!"

Before Yongye could open his mouth to comment, the hand puppet "Yoshino" in Yoshino's hand uttered a nasty joke that Yoshino would never be able to say quite smoothly, making Yongye's mouth just opened Closed again because...

Being said so, he didn't know what to say better, he felt that no matter what he said, it might be wrong, praising the clothes might be equivalent to agreeing with Yoshino, and not praising the clothes might also be tantamount to deliberately hiding his love for Yoshino. The "wolf ambition" of a three-year-old girl, since neither the left nor the right are human, it would be more convenient not to speak at all.

However, Yong Ye couldn't figure it out, it's fine for Yoshito to have a dual personality, but why the difference between the dual personalities can be so big that it's completely opposite?

While Yong Ye was thinking silently, Yoshino, who was expecting to be appreciated before, blushed instantly because of the words of his companion, and covered Yoshino's mouth with his hand again.

"...Yes, I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

With guilt, Yoshino, who was also frightened by Yoshina's words, bowed her head timidly to Yong Ye, and apologized again and again, but Yoshino was still waving her two little fingers without fingers in order to break free, Struggling with little meaning.

"...It's okay, it's not you who said these words anyway, you have no responsibility, and there is no need to apologize..."

"Wow! —— Isn't Yoshino so cute!"

Yong Ye had just finished speaking, Yoshino let out a sigh of relief because Yong Ye didn't pay attention, and accidentally let go of his hand, making Yoshino shout out directly.

"Uncle and I speak out together! Yoshito is the cutest in the world!"

"Yes yes yes... Yoshito is the cutest in the world."

Perhaps it was amused, but after twitching his cheeks, Yong Ye simply followed what Yoshino said, and then took Yoshino's hand without a glove, and met with Yoshino's whistle In a state of panic, Yoshino disappeared into the shop before the people came back.

Aboard the airship Fraxinus belonging to Ratatoskr.

Yong Ye didn't need the traction of the airship, so he arrived at the bridge of the ship silently, and stood in front of Wuhe Qinli.

The girl with Erlang legs crossed and tied her long hair into two bundles with a black headband, witnessed the scene of Yong Ye appearing in front of her across the space, raised her eyebrows and couldn't help sighing.

"You are really perverted as always, and you can go directly to the interior of Fraxinus, where random fields are unfolding all the time."

"...I'll take it as if you're praising me."

"Of course I'm praising you."

Yong Ye just said casually, but Wuhe Qinli put up the lollipop stick in his mouth with a smile, and had an expression of "you should feel honored", as if he wanted to take advantage of it, and let Yong Ye I really want to pull her off the command chair and give her a good education, but...

It would be too troublesome to worry about it one by one, and Yong Ye didn't bother to care about anything like this girl who was like Yoshina, she just pressed her head casually, messed with her hair rudely, explain.

"...You are really terrible that you will never change your nature. Should it be said that the country is easy to change and the nature is hard to change?"

"Hmph! If you say that the country is easy to change and the nature is hard to change, isn't it the same for you, and you brought a new loli so soon."

Wuhe Qinli shook off Yong Ye's hand with a look of disgust, turned his face to look at Yoshino who was always hiding behind Yong Ye and holding the corner of Yong Ye's clothes while looking around, and said exaggeratedly with his hands open.

"Abducting a young girl is a crime, hurry up and surrender!"

"...Have you forgotten what you said to me on the phone earlier? Even if I surrender, I will say that you abetted it, and you are the main culprit."

"Having said that, you who follow the instructions are not super dangerous to some extent? Aren't you still a lolicon after all?"

"...I always feel that if I don't educate you, you will never understand what respecting elders is."

"Oh, you seem to have made a mistake. Lolicon is not an elder, let alone something worthy of respect."

Kotori sat on the command chair with a superior attitude, as if a broken pot had been broken, and said so bluntly.