When Humans Are the Strongest To Reincarnate Into Dogs

On the park bench, the dog brothers sit on opposite ends. Like two sculptures, they were motionless for a long time.

Looking closely, their eyes "converged" at a point of nothingness, as if everything was in the eye, and as if they hadn't seen anything.

The two had no communication throughout the whole process, and the two handsome faces were expressionless, but even if they were pretending to be dripping, they can be seen by older people with more experience-this is what young people have shown after being brutally beaten by society and subjected to mental persecution. Numb state. They seem to be alive, but their hearts are dead.

"Maybe it's been cheated out of money, maybe it's lost important relatives, maybe it's job search failure. Whoever didn't experience a few crashes when he was young, just didn't know when the two teenagers would want to start."

"But, Dad, why aren't they broken in love?"

"... Flower Road, you have to remember it." Father Sakuragi solemnly said, "If you are so handsome, you will lose love. This world is too inhuman!"

The young Sakuragi Flower Road nodded seemingly, and finally glanced at the dog brother on the park bench, and then left with his hands. However, he still has doubts: "Dad, why do they have patterns on their faces and their eyes are still golden?"

"Huh? You read it wrong, it's black."

The father and son drifted away, and the park became silent again. Not long after, a large group of pigeons flew across the square and landed in the park. It was about time that the meal arrived, and they came to wait for the humans to feed.

I don't know how the dog brothers attracted the pigeon's eyes, they began to approach carefully, and then jumped into the empty space of the bench. Then, a white pigeon landed on Yuanyi's head, and more pigeons flew up on the shoulders and thighs, and made a "coococo" sound.

The two brothers were indifferent.

No, the last king of the Western Kingdom did a singer in the human world, and it had a tremendous impact on them.

Especially Sesomaru, as a great demon who lived from the late Heian period to the 20th century, even if he didn't go to Kabukicho, he knew that "Diva" was not a glorious profession in the eyes of the royal family and the martial artist.

At least from Nara to Taisho, the singers can't take the title of "appreciation". Although they are respected by commoners and sought after by some little demons, in the eyes of the nobles, they are different from the oiran and are similar enough.

In short, the singer is not as decent as the queen, but the queen did the opposite, stupefied as a singer.

So that when Shashengwan recalled every word Ling Yue had said, she felt like she was assed. For example, "Shashengwan, if you do this or that, won't you be like a human being"...

From an early age, what human beings did was the negative teaching materials he heard. As a result, the times changed, and the mother and dog took the lead as human beings and blended into it so naturally.

Dominating the scene of the audience, the audience cheered. The madness on the screen continued to the outside, and even the men, women and children around their brothers stopped one after another, cheering and applauding "Yuan Ye Bai" with more enthusiasm than seeing the emperor, and shed moving tears.

"Master Yebai, you are the dream girl of all Showa youth!"

The warm atmosphere and excessive persistence, as if as long as Ling Yue said, "Masters, I want to be the emperor"-they would really unite to conquer Tokyo, and then push Ling Yue to the throne?

After the former king of the Western Kingdom abdicated, he became the current king of mankind. The current king and generals of the Western Kingdom have to seek life under her hands. Why is the dog born so miserable?

"Cuckoo, cuckoo..." At present, only the pigeons can make a cheerful cry.

"Brother." Yuanichi broke his silence, "Actually, no matter which name and origin we choose, we will be sent to the clothing store in Kanagawa, right?"

Shishengwan didn't respond, it was a tacit understanding.

The mother's only constant hobby is to pit her son, which hasn't changed since almost a thousand years.

He doesn't believe that Inuyama and Xiguo have no more pleasant and comfortable way to integrate them into the human world. Instead, their mother chose the difficult mode for them.

Most of them wanted to embarrass him, but the stupid brother had a full level of life skills, they didn't suffer much except for being "harassed" by human beings.

"Brother, do you want to go back to the West and change your status?"

"No need."

Even she can put down her arrogance, but Sashengwan doesn't think she needs to go back to the West to change a way of life.

Think of the big demon who "opened the door" for them before, dressed in all kinds of strange clothes, and some even held kitchen knives in their hands. They can, so can he, if the king of the Western Kingdom went out and mixed for a few months and had no choice but to return home, he would become a laughingstock.

No matter what kind of status, what kind of trial, he will accept the trick.

Maybe this idea is in the mother's arms again, but if you underestimate him, you will suffer.

As the sun is rising, there are more people in the park. But the pigeons seemed to be comfortable, they didn't show much interest in the human beings carrying food. They just wanted to lie on the jeans of the two brothers to keep warm.

"Mom, a lot of pigeons have landed on them."

"These two men... have learned Western performance art, so do you come to the park to do animal-friendly performances?"

"I heard that there are people in the West who make money by doing this."

The courage of human beings is cultivated very much by "believe in science." Once the two sides looked at each other and met the cold eyes of the "supermodel", mankind was suddenly "blessed to the soul"!

A 10-yen coin was thrown above the prison gate.

"Ding Dong!"

Brother Dog: ...what else do humans want to do?

Then, more and more money was thrown above the prison gate. After spending so many years with Brother Dog, there is no reason behind the prison gate. It swallowed a little bit of coins and banknotes, and it really became a piggy bank.

In the crowd's money smashing behavior, Yuan Yi expressed his soul doubts: "Brother, why do human beings like to give us money?"

Sesei Maru didn't want to talk anymore.

"Right, brother." Yuanyi asked, "Do you want to eat pigeons today?"

Pigeon:……

In the next second, the pigeon, aware of the danger, rolled down the bench and almost forgot to fly. Rolled straight for a certain distance before flapping his wings and taking off.

So, the sun shines on the white dove, and the beautiful man sits on the bench. Against the backdrop of light and nature, humans seem to hear the sacred bells of the church.

The coin tossed more happily.

Yuanyi and Sashengwan:...

...

You can't go to the countryside, you can't go to the park, you can only go to the city.

Yuanyi decided to find a place to live, and took the time to count the money in the prison gate. The city is densely populated and the smell is not very good, but because of the large number of people, the appearance of him and his brother are not so obvious.

He was rushing to rent a house, but when he crossed the street, he was attracted by strange businesses.

First of all, there is an authentic taste of beef.

"The Roppongi Wagyu restaurant in Ota-cho, Kanagawa is on sale! As long as one person can eat a Big Mac steak, we are willing to give you a free order!"

A very small line of words followed under the ad word: Of course, if you can’t eat it halfway, you need to pay the full Japanese yen.

Yuan kept staring at the Wagyu restaurant, making a sound of wanting to eat, "Brother, it's a fierce taste."

Shashengwan:...

Dao Dao Zhai's mount is fierce, and it's the meat that stupid brother has been greedy for since childhood. It’s not very good to eat the old cutler’s cow, and it’s always okay to eat other cows. However, the cow, which was regarded as sacred by the people of the Big Island in ancient times, was actually put on the table, which was an unexpected development.

Sashengmaru walked into the store with his younger brother, and immediately attracted everyone's attention.

So handsome...

The person who was almost unable to eat suddenly regained his appetite, and put a large piece of beef into his mouth just like the two brothers. For some reason, the meat that was almost tired of death became delicious again.

"Please, what do I need?" The clerk stammered a little.

Reason 1: "Two Big Macs and Bulls."

"Huh?" The clerk was stunned, watching the friendly reminder on their faces, "If you can't finish it, you have to pay in full."

"I know." Yuanyi said, "If one portion is not enough and I want to eat the second portion, do I need to pay for the second portion?"

"No need." The clerk smiled. "The manager said, if there really is a person with such a huge stomach, you can just invite it to be the storefront! Please open your belly and eat, it's okay!"

He said so, but the clerk didn't think so in his heart. She has seen too many confident big stomach kings, and they haven't even finished the first one.

As everyone knows, with her words, Yuan Yi took a reassurance.

"Trouble."

"Please wait."

Soon after, two sauced Big Mac Wagyu beef were served on the table with two cups of milk.

They are a little uncertain whether the two brothers are of adulthood. They just look like students in appearance, but look like adults in temperament... To be conservative, it is safer to provide milk. After all, it is not a good thing to provide students with alcohol.

The clerk retreated quickly while saying please use slowly.

The two brothers calmly picked up the knife and fork, eating gracefully and quickly. It's monsters after all, they are well adapted to **** steaks.

Eating meat with the fangs of carnivores does not have to worry about stuffing their teeth, and the kennel has a big appetite when encountering favorite foods. The two brothers really didn't pay attention to a "big Mac".

Gradually, the voice in the store disappeared. Both the store manager and the clerk, or the customers in the store, looked at the two brothers in unison, their expressions ranged from watching the show to shocked, and from incredible to numb.

"So, are they handsome because they can eat?"

"Are you dreaming? The edible ending is to become a sumo wrestler, right?"

Brother Gou killed the Big Mac, and there was no juice left, only a handful of rosemary on the plate.

The store manager didn't look pretty, but he recognized it. There are gains and losses in doing business, and having these two young people eat wagyu will only have a better advertising effect. This is undoubtedly telling later generations that wagyu is not a portion that even a big appetizer can't eat. I think there will be more confident people to challenge it.

In this way, making money is no problem.

Yuan Yi raised his knife and fork: "Manager, please have two more Big Macs."

Manager:...

What did you say?

The Big Mac didn't send the dog brother away, but the dog brother finished eating the Big Mac for the second time and sent the store manager away in a wave. After eating, Yuanyi asked the clerk with the most serious and handsome face: "Can I still eat a Big Mac tonight?"

The clerk grimly said, "After you leave, this event will be over."

"It's a pity." Yuan Yi said, "Thank you for your hospitality and goodbye."

The clerk was also sent away by a wave.

Yuan Yishashengmaru left the Wagyu shop and walked along the newsstand and long street. They rented an apartment outside the street. Although the monthly rent is expensive, somehow someone cleans it up, so you don't need to clean it up yourself.

The bathroom is small and the room is small, which seems to be the norm in Oshima Residence. In order to save space, there is no tatami mat in the house, only a bunk dormitory bed.

The small one is a bit too much.

The two brothers have long hands and feet, lying on a bed of only 1.8 meters, and they can't use them at all. And the ceiling is lower, if you jump up, you will bump your head, right?

Fate 1: "Brother, it turns out that it is really difficult for monsters to survive in the human world."

"How much yen does it cost to live in a big house?"

Sesho Maru remained silent, but sat on the sofa with the newspaper and opened it.

He quickly scanned the text above, collecting the information he needed. Finally finalized one, two or three plans, and decided to do something practical with a small amount of principal.

He planned well, but the newspaper flipped over and went directly to the front page of entertainment. When Ling Yue's image of a beautiful girl with two pony tails came into view, the string in Shashengwan's head broke apart, and the plan he had preset before was no longer remembered.

He didn't want to interfere with what the mother wanted to do.

But can you stop coming so unexpectedly?

Put down the newspaper and close your eyes to rest your mind.

Time passed by, and it was dark. When night fell, the younger brother who didn't want to cook and was curious about the night market greeted him: "Brother, let's go out for dinner!"

It's time for Nian to walk around. However, he finally got tired of dressing up in jeans and shirts, and didn't like the feeling of rubbing the skin with these cloths.

Thanks to the Showa period, there were many men and women wearing kimonos on the streets. He changed into a black underclothes, a coat with gold patterns on a white background, and put on a foot bag and clogs, which was much more comfortable.

Seeing my brother dressed like this, Fate One naturally has to be consistent. He also changed into a black sash, foot bag and clogs, but changed his stuff into a kimono with a red background and a gold pattern.

The kimono is so good, you can hold hands.

The two dog hooks raised their hands at the same time, and they felt refreshed when they walked out of the cramped apartment.

Looking ahead, the long streets of Kanagawa are brightly lit, and the smell is not good, but it still attracts them to approach.

Perhaps it is time for humans to leave work, and there are more people at night than in daytime. They are pursuing modern and trendy, mostly wearing Western-style clothes and running out, and there are young couples in free love everywhere.

Qingqing, I, and I are full of affection and affection.

However, when the dog brothers took to the streets, a great emotional crisis broke out between the lovers!

"Okay, so handsome!"

Brother Dog:...

As long as the white dog can be transformed into a human form, its appearance must be good, but after so many years of living, the two brothers really didn't care about their appearance.

They have traveled too many worlds, and it is not that they have never met men and women who think they look good. But except for the expression "Your brother was born handsome", all their appreciation will be implicit.

Instead of staring straight at them, watching them pass by, and wanting to chase them behind...

They quickened their pace, throwing away the people behind them.

Going back to the apartment will never work. Walking around is a white dog's hobby. This time I compromised for the gathering of humans. What about next time?

At least the freedom of walking must not be lost!

But times have really changed. Five hundred years ago, walking around was plains, mountains, lakes and starry sky. In the 20th century, walking around was sushi, ramen, and wagyu.

"Brother, do you eat takoyaki?"

Sesei Maru refused, but still copied his hands and stood there waiting for his brother. Who knows, the stupid brother took a lot of takoyaki and only spent half of the money.

"The boss is a good person, and he said he wanted to invite my brother to eat takoyaki."

Shashengwan:...

He looked up unconsciously, and saw the man selling takoyaki pointing at the "Yuan Yebai" poster behind him, looking at him, and saying to everyone, "Look, it looks a lot like it! The young man in a white kimono. It looks a lot like Lord Yebai!"

"I can't wait to give him all the takoyaki!"

Shashengwan:...

I lost my appetite for takoyaki, only the stupid brother was eating it.

He thought that the half-demon should know how to stop it. How did he know that after a while, Yuan Yi made a hungry voice: "Brother, do you eat oden?"

Shashengwan:...

He wanted to open the prison gate now and drew Cong Yunya to give him a knife. The half-demon was seven hundred years old, but his mind seemed to be only seven years old, and couldn't be more.

"Just enough."

"Okay, then I will only buy my share." Quickly slipped away.

"..."

Sesei Maru walked on the left, and the rim on the right exuded the aroma of food. The stupid brother walked all the way and almost ate Long Street all over. As the yen in the prison gate was gradually spent, the stupid brother stopped talking.

It's time to learn something.

Spending money quickly without controlling appetite, and spending all the principal of two people's lives, the half-demon will definitely feel guilty, and then never indulge his appetite.

Although his younger brother is not very reliable occasionally, more often than not, it can be regarded as sensible...

Yuan Yi took out the last money: "Brother, I'm so lucky. The last money is just enough for two bowls of ramen, let's go eat!"

Shashengwan:...

"Hey!" Chestnut arrived late.

Sasheng Maru decided to take a walk on his own, and told Yuan Yihui to go back before dawn.

Then, there is no more.

When he returned to the apartment at dawn, he found a large amount of Japanese yen scattered all over the small house. And his brother was sitting in the pile of money and counting, pile after pile.

Sesho Maru suspected that the stupid brother robbed that bank?

Mishima said that a bank is a place where money is dedicated, and humans have the habit of putting money in the bank.

As far as he knows, this kind of behavior is "illegal." The stupid brother will probably be hunted down by humans, and he will have to hide in the West for at least a hundred years before he can come out, right?

But the younger brother is not like a big demon who can do this kind of thing.

"Where did it come from?"

Yuan Yi raised his head from the pile of money: "After my brother left, a man asked me if I wanted to sit in his shop. This would allow me to eat a lot and make money."

"I'm going."

"There are a lot of men and women there. When they saw me coming in, they madly stuffed me with money." Yuan Yi pointed to a big bag of international famous brands, "because there are so many that they can only be packaged."

Sasei Maru had a bad instinct: "Where is that place?"

"The name is very strange. I thought it was a place where cows were eaten." Yuan Yi said, "It's called-Midnight Cowboy Restaurant."

Shashengwan:...

It doesn't sound like a serious place.

That night, Shashengwan went to find out quietly. After he understood what the "Cowboy" did, he went home and smashed his stupid brother with a chestnut.

To what extent has the Western countries fallen to the point where they need their generals to be cowherds?

The next day, Sesei Maru did not intend to let the fate come in a mess. Knowing that his younger brother is proficient in cooking, he simply asked him to work in a sushi restaurant.

And he took nothing, and went to the largest port in Kanagawa alone.

Sashengmaru found the freighter with the "Josida" logo along the familiar smell of spices. After that, as a human being, he finalized the contract with the blond secretary under his old friend.

"Mr. Genbaiya, happy cooperation."

"Um."

Sesei Maru's attitude is not kind, but Secretary Blond believes in his business sense and vision.

Sure enough, the streets of Kanagawa half a month later. When a beautiful man with black hair and dark eyes sat on the sofa with his head on his head, and a big poster holding a bottle of perfume with a cold face was posted on the streets and alleys, Josta's perfume shop was sold out.

But the practice of relying on the face to eat, the Shasheng Pills have been used once and I don't want to use them again. Without hesitation, he invested the money in Jostar's perfume shop, and with the excellent smell of the white dog, he asked the blond secretary to finalize the next perfume to be listed.

The woody scent and the smell of the forest, white dogs like, presumably humans can't refuse it.

In the next six months, the killing pills made a lot of money. The stupid brother Nianzai liked the job of tuna. He simply built a villa on the mountainside of Kanagawa and allowed his brother to settle in.

It was also from this day that it was difficult for Yuan to see Sashengwan again and again. His brother's pursuit of economic benefits is the same as his pursuit of domineering, he always likes to be the ultimate. Even if the value has doubled dozens of times in just a few months, I don't want to stop if I don't reach the peak.

So, he has to work hard.

In other words, it is also an adult white dog.

Yuan Yi looked at the thick envelope on the dining table, and when he took it out, it was all large notes. The elder brother would send him a letter every week, as if he was afraid that he would enter the Cowherd's shop again.

"I have to help my brother too."

You can't make people look down on the generals of the West!

But what can he do?

He likes the job of tuna at a sushi restaurant, but his salary is not high. If he was still the first one in the country when he was a human, according to his appetite, this salary would not be able to feed him.

So, what is to be done?

As soon as Yuan, who quit Pianyu's job, took to the street and walked along, he saw a large poster of his brother again.

Ling Yuewang became a singer, and his elder brother made an advertisement. They can, and he should be able to. Yuanyi decides to rely on his face to eat, humans will grow old, he will not, this bowl of rice can be eaten for a lifetime.

Living 700 years old, Fate does not exclude this way of making money.

It's just that he doesn't know where he can "eat on his face". So, after walking through the long street, he looked around, but accidentally found the "horse racing" that is extremely popular on the Big Island.

Horse racing, as the name suggests, is a game similar to future generations of gambling that is paid based on horse racing raises. In the 1980s, horse racing was equivalent to Oshima’s "lottery buying" activity.

The racecourse will hold twelve races on Saturdays and Sundays, with countless people participating in betting. And if there is a lucky person who has won twelve games in a row, he can get money that he can spend a lifetime.

Fate moved closer to the horse race.

With the transparency of the world, he can see at a glance which horse is strong, fast, and has a high burst.

It's all here, let's vote for one.

...

After Saturday and Sunday, the Shishengwan who returned to the villa late at night found that the stupid brother had left him a sofa envelope.

He opened it with a cold face, filled with money.

Shashengwan:...

What did you do?

The author has something to say: PS: Shashengwan: What did you do?

Fate 1: Brother, I want to go to Arabia to raise horses!

Shashengwan:...

PS: Myth: Lord Lingyue, our Inuyama Co., Ltd. just opened the Roppongi Wagyu shop in Kanagawa and closed down. It was killed by Master Sesomaru and Master Inuyasha and went bankrupt.

Ling Yue:...

Dispatch to Kanagawa is still uneasy!