When God Made Me

“Now, this time we have a fruit set. ”

Park Sung-gyu Announcer laughed at the script with the problem. I'm sure you've already read the script, but when you smile again, you don't even know how ridiculous it is.

The announcer stopped laughing and started reading the script again.

“The women will have the advantage of this problem. I think you can think about that by bringing your relationship experience to life. Come on, show me the screen! ”

Along with Park Sung-gyu's words, a large screen showed a man's coffee tap conversation.

Hey, are you up? ^ (7: 44 AM)

Man: Yeah. I woke up a little while ago and had breakfast. (8: 36 AM)

Woman: Oh, I see... (8: 37 AM)

Man: Have you eaten? (8: 39 AM)

WK: All right. Break up.

Park Sung-kyu barely tolerated the laughter and read the problem.

“Now, this is a couple talking in a coffee tap. Why did the woman say goodbye here? ”

A list of multiple choice views came to mind next to the problem.

Number one, I didn't call you until I got up and ate all my food.

Number two, you didn't eat, but you ate first.

Number three, it's time to break up.

Number four, the guy didn't give me a wake-up call.

Number five. Late response.

“Here, 10 seconds! 10, 9, 8, · ·”

Seung-ho began to seriously consider. It was very difficult for a win that I had never been in love with. No, I didn't even understand the problem.

You want to break up with me first thing in the morning? ’

One was ridiculous, Pass. Two didn't seem to be angry unless we made a morning appointment together.

If it's a morning call like number 4, there must be something that a man apologizes for in that coffee talk. And number five is definitely not.

‘I was never angry when I was late with girls. ’

It was great, but it didn't turn out too well. There is only one answer left, number three.

‘To be honest, it's time to break up. Is that a couple if we break up for nothing? ’

Seungho confidently pressed the button 3 times with reasonable judgment. Four men, including Seung-ho, were struggling with their heads, and women had already answered, as if they didn't have anything to see.

I pressed and waited for the others.

“Two seconds, one second. Wrong answer closing! ”

Park Sung-gyu's announcer asked for a wicked participant.

“How many times did you answer Jinsung Kim? ”

“I did it twice. ”

“Oh, why? ”

Kim Jinsung tapped his stomach with a smile.

“I'd be sad if my girlfriend ate something delicious by herself. Hahaha.”

His words made the audience laugh together. Seung-ho laughed out of a ridiculous answer.

“I see. Then let's ask someone else. Participant number seven, Seung-ho Choi? ”

“Yes?" “How many times did you say the correct answer was? ”

He said it was No. 3 and briefly explained why he had inferred it. The male participants and the audience said, "Oh!” I admire your reasoning, making a sound. Already answered for some reason

I felt proud that I was hit.

However, the female participants and the audience had already lost their fishermen and were building a farce.

What's wrong with him? ’

Seung-ho might have been embarrassed because he read the women's minds too well.

The Park Sung-gyu Announcer continued to smile and began proceeding after asking all the male participants for the correct answers and reasons.

“Well, let's start with the participants' correct answers. ”

At the same time as the facilitator said, participants came up with their answers on the monitor on the table where they were standing.

The four male participants' answers were divided, and the female participants' answers were all, 'Number one, don't contact me until I wake up and finish my meal.’.

Park Sung-gyu Announcer looked at Kim Jin-joo 2, who came out with a playful face that enriched the most makeup of female participants.

“You do know Mr. Pearl, right? ”

“Yes. I didn't know men couldn't do this. ”

“Hahahaha. I heard the commentary and understood it. Can you describe this problem to me, Pearl? ”

“Sure, whatever. ”

I stared at the screen and started talking as if the pearl was nothing.

“The first answer is number one. Everyone else heard the wrong reason, but the first thing that matters is that a woman's separation is not really a breakup. ”

Seung-ho doesn't understand what he's saying, so he listens.

“The lady said good-bye, ‘Let me go because I'm angry. It means’. ”

Seung-ho, who had never been in a relationship, did not understand why this was not an attempt.

“And · · · oh, there's just that. ”

Kim Jinju gave up, tapping his chest as he tried to say something.

“Hahahaha. I'll read your commentary. First, the correct answer is why · ·”

Park Sung-kyu read the commentary diligently, but frankly, it didn't reach Seung-ho's chest.

“Did everyone understand? ”

“Yes.”

Aside from Seung-ho, most of the men responded trembling. A couple of people pinched a man, asking why they didn't know that.

The quiz continued and the score difference started to grow.

The upper hand was already confirmed, and the upper hand remained in the middle and lower groups. Even if I got all the remaining problems right now, it was hard to get to the top.

‘And it's hard to match them all. ’

There was no shame in starting without greed from the beginning. Seung-ho was already in the position of an enjoyer. This quiz show is a prize for each problem, even if it's not a winner.

Because it was fun to hit.

“Now, there are three questions left. This problem has a microwave stuck! ”

The words "microwave" sparked my ears. Recently, I bought a lunchbox from a convenience store, and I was about to eat it for dinner, but the microwave in my house turned on the power.

He didn't come.

So I can't help but eat cold food, so I put it in a frying pan and ate fried rice.

"You have to open the microwave! ’

Seung-ho looked at Park Sung-kyu's announcer with a wide gaze.

“This is a ceremony. Number of baseball stitches · · ·"

Seung-ho pressed the buzzer right before the problem was over.

“Oh, it's not even close, Seung-ho Choi? ”

“There are 108 correct answers! ”

I read and remember it in the encyclopedia. Seung-ho looked through the microwave as if he was sure of the answer.

"Ouch, microwave. ’

However, unlike his expectations, the commentator exclaimed decisively.

“Ding! Let's hear the end of the story. ”

Park Sung-kyu immediately read the problem, not caring about the embarrassed win.

“There are 108 seams in a baseball. But · · ·”

It was the content of the problem. Seung-ho regretted hitting his forehead with regret.

‘Oh, it was too soon. ’

The camera zoomed in on the image of a win on the forehead to the camera. He once again attacked the minds of the women on the recording.

‘Cute.’

‘I want to put it in my pocket. ’

I'll just say it right! ’

Park Sung-gyu Announcer continued to read the problem, and a large screen showed a picture of a famous baseball player.

“So, how many sewing sessions does a designer wear to a baseball player's uniform?

For Seung-ho who had already shouted the wrong answer once, he couldn't get it right until the rest of them shouted the wrong answer.

“70 times!"

“Wrong answer. ”

“Number 48!"

Ding! Wrong answer! 1500 times! ”

“Wrong answer. ”

I was worried, but I still can't fix this problem at once. The remaining six participants have already said the wrong answer several times, shouting out the correct answer in such a way that it will continue to take one.

There was.

Seung-ho looked closely at the large screen and began to read the problem again.

‘Baseball clothes are said to be made using a fabric called Kulmond · · · What is it? ’

No matter how lucky the quiz show is, it's not a matter of getting stuck in a car, and you can't make it this hard to fit.

If the correct answer is more than 10,000 units, it may really end up shouting the wrong answer all day long.

Huh?

After reading the problem over and over again, there was a word that caught my attention. ‘Designer.’

‘How many sewing sessions did the designer make?’ is the problem. Seung-ho bursts into flames.

‘No matter how lucky the quiz show is, it's ridiculous. ’

But the answer is only this. Participants were already tired of saying the wrong answer more than 10 times.

Seung-ho presses the buzzer with a hollow laugh.

“Oh, Seventh Wing, I finally hit the buzzer again. The right answer?”

“The correct answer is 0. ”

The announcer opened his eyes, startled, and looked at Victory.

“That's right!”

While some audiences were noticing, most audiences and the rest of the audience looked at the announcer as if they didn't understand.

Park Sung-gyu's announcer reached out his hand and turned people's eyes to the screen.

“Read it carefully. The question is, how many sewing sessions did the designer who makes the uniform worn by a Korean leaf athlete make? Designers don't design clothes, they don't make them themselves. ”

When people heard that, they burst into laughter. Park Sung-gyu said as if to tease them.

“Ladies and gentlemen, the Lucky Draw Quiz Show. Are we really going to ask you this? Hahahaha.”

When he finished speaking, Park Sung-kyu approached the place where the goods were displayed with the name tag of Seung-ho. And I labeled the product in question, the microwave.

“Congratulations, the microwave oven will be taken by Seung-ho Choi! ”

“Waaaah!”

The confused female audience cheered when the name of Seung-ho appeared. Seung-ho got off on a wild goose chase, but he was glad he got the microwave.

After that, I solved the remaining two questions, but Seungho was no longer able to answer them. And the winner of the Lucky Quiz Show is decided.

“Today's winner is Mr. Kim Jin-seong! Congratulations!”

Boom like any other quiz show! Along with the sound of the fireworks, the rope comes down with a car key hanging in the air.

It was funny, but I felt like a quiz show.

Seung-ho clapped with a smile without any regrets.

‘Yes, to be honest, I only have 5 lucky stats, and I don't want to win here. I'm not a novelist. ’

Although ranked fifth, Seungho won a few prizes including microwave, bicycle, thermostat, and beverage sets.

This quiz show itself was very satisfying because there were more products than usual thanks to the broadcasting station today.

‘I envy you, though. A car.’

I had to put together all the winnings so far to buy that car. At the start of the quiz show, I wasn't greedy at all, but at least someone said they were taking it.

I was.

I finished the broadcast and left the studio, and someone rushed to the top.

“Wait!”

Seung-ho, grabbed by his arm, looks back in embarrassment. I had never seen him before. Definitely not a quiz show participant or related staff

“Who are you?”

“Oh, I'm sorry. I'm late for an introduction. I am the PD of this station. ”

The man pulled out a business card and gave it to Seung-ho. Your business card says KBS Station PD is a foreign country.

The fact that you're wearing a badge on your neck seems to be the right PD, but you didn't do any part of the quiz show today, so Seung-ho was not expected to approach him.

“But what's going on? ”

“Oh, I'm doing an arts program, and I really want you to be there. ”

“Yes?”

“I've broadcast it five times now, and it's actually not that good. So I'm looking for a new recruit, and I think a winning team would be perfect. ”

I wasn't particularly attracted, but I was still curious about what the program was.

“What is the title of the program? ”

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