What Kind of Bad Thoughts Can the Eunuch Have?

Qin Yuan looked at the yellow cloth embroidered with twisted needles and threads on Su Ruoyi's leg, and looked at it carefully.

Well, it looks very abstract, but I can't tell what "work" it is.

Su Ruoyi immediately asked expectantly, "Can you tell what this is?"

It's just that her tone was a little weak... Obviously she herself felt that she didn't do too well.

Qin Yuan didn't want to hit her, so he stared at the thing, thinking hard.

In terms of color, it's yellow, yellow... well, nothing can be deduced.

From the needle thread, it is very imaginative. It is divided into yellow thread, red thread and black thread. They are intertwined with each other and have no rules. The magic is that it can be vaguely seen that it is a distorted face, but in the end Whether it is an animal face or a human face remains to be verified by experts.

In general, the creator deliberately erased the traces of creation, and went out of the realm of imaginary with seemingly childish needlework. This is definitely a new concept of embroidery.

But Su Ruoyi didn't know what a "new concept" was, which undoubtedly made it more difficult to tout. .

Wait, there are actually two black spots on the cloth, one big and the other small?

Qin Yuan's body trembled and he breathed a sigh of relief!

If you guessed correctly, this should be the eyes?

Strange face, big and small eyes... Qin Yuan said that he had seen these things!

So he smiled slightly and said, "You embroidered a monster bag, right? It's so beautiful. I've seen it at the market. It is said that it can ward off evil spirits!"

Su Ruoyi picked up the half-finished yellow cloth in her hand, looked at it, and then frowned, "Does it look like a monster?"

Qin Yuan's mouth twitched.

"Then, what else?"

Su Ruoyi silently took out an object behind her and said to Qin Yuan, "I originally did it according to its appearance."

Qin Yuan fixed his eyes and found that it was a pair of beautiful and cute tiger-toed shoes.

Co-authoring that shit, do you want to make a tiger-shaped vamp?

Well, the difference is a bit big, so big that when a tiger sees it, he wants to shout, "Don't believe in rumors, don't spread rumors, tigers don't look like this".

Qin Yuan immediately fell silent.

Su Ruoyi raised her head and asked Qin Yuan aggrievedly, "Really, doesn't it look like it?"

Qin Yuan gritted his teeth and said aside his conscience, "Why doesn't it look like it? Obviously I just saw it wrong! Look at how similar these eyes are! One big eye and the other small means the tiger is aiming at its prey! Good guy! , It's so lifelike, so realistic!"

Su Ruoyi sighed, "Do tigers use firearms for hunting now, and keep their eyes open? Forget it, I'll do it again!"

Su Ruoyi made up her mind that she must make a pair of tiger-toed shoes for her children.

Qin Yuan couldn't help but smile when he saw Su Ruoyi, who was obviously very girly, but exuded the brilliance of maternal love.

He said, "Okay, I brought the textbooks today, so that I can spread the knowledge to you."

"What textbook?"

"Don't worry, you go to wash first, I'll wash too, and I'll teach you slowly after you go to bed."

The old artist Qin, who is a good teacher, has an excited look on his face.

Su Ruoyi glanced at Qin Yuan in confusion, but seeing that the sky was over, it was time to wash and sleep, so she put away her needles and went to the bathroom.

......

Both of them washed up and went to bed.

This time, Qin Yuan didn't blow out the candle.

Su Ruoyi was still very obedient and planned to go to sleep behind Qin Yuan's feet, because according to her own speculation, if she cuddled and slept together, she might have two children.

She felt that she was a novice. If she came to two at once, she would definitely be in a hurry, so she wanted to avoid this situation.

But Qin Yuan grabbed him.

"Don't go yet. After I finish teaching you, it's not too late for you to go there."

Su Ruoyi thought for a while, and said reluctantly, "Well, what do you want to teach? But let's say first, the two of us can't be husband and wife tonight..."

Qin Yuan smiled and said, "You are quite an expert, but do you know what happened?"

Saying that, he directly took out that palm-thick "teaching material" from the Naishi.

Opening it, he was slightly taken aback... The stack in front was the **** explaining the food to each other.

Obviously, the clever Kiko thinks that this is what he needs most, so he puts it in the front.

Fuck off!

After removing all those messes, the thickness is only half the palm of the hand.

Qin Yuan asked Su Ruoyi to sit over and sat next to him, with one arm around her shoulder, and the other hand placing the extremely realistic "Spring GONG" in front of her.

Su Ruoyi glanced at it, and her eyes widened immediately, as if she had been frightened. She breathed nervously, and her chest kept rising and falling.

She saw a man and a woman, two people who were wearing nothing, sitting opposite each other, and then hugged each other in a... a strange posture.

Although she didn't know what the real "men and women matter" should be, but... the instinct brought by human beings instantly made her blushing.

On the pretty face, the crimson everywhere, like the reflection of autumn maple red in the lake, like the lotus blooming in early summer, it is red, pure and beautiful.

When Qin Yuan turned to the next page, she saw that the girl's actions were even more "strange" and "shameful", she immediately let out an "ah" and opened her small cherry-like mouth.

She covered it with her little hand again.

"Hey, that's what you said about the husband and wife..." Qin Yuan pointed to the picture and began to explain, "In simple terms, it is a process of in-depth communication with each other. The process is over. After that, the man will have something left in the woman's body, and with it, you can get pregnant."

Su Ruoyi's breathing became more rapid.

After taking a closer look at the local details, she felt that it was a bit scary.

Is it... so deep?

She sat still, like a statue, but her hands subconsciously pulled Qin Yuan's sleeves and hugged his arms.

Like a nervous kitten.

Breathing faster and faster, Qin Yuan could clearly feel the ups and downs of her chest through her arms~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Suddenly, she turned her head, looked at Qin Yuan with clear eyes, and asked worriedly, "Then, then Won't it hurt?"

"This, let's see how you understand it. Generally speaking, it will hurt a little the first time. But your words..."

Qin Yuan thought for a while, but finally did not say the second half of the sentence.

Your physique can heal right away from an injury. To be honest, we can't guarantee it!

"What happened to me?" Su Ruoyi asked.

"Cough, it's nothing..." Qin Yuan changed his angle and said again, "Anyway, if I were gentler, the pain would be nothing, and the experience would definitely be good!"

Zhong Jinyi said it was good after using it!

"Then," Su Ruoyi asked again, "how long will this process take?"

Qin Yuan immediately said with a proud face, "It depends on one's ability, as I said, half an hour is not a problem! If you are in good condition, an hour is all you need! I'm talking about one time!"

"Ah, does it take that long? Aren't you tired? Aren't you boring?"

Three questions from the soul.

The old artist Qin was about to sweat.

"Not tired, really not tired, I'm super brave, okay? Besides, I'm sure I won't be bored! Otherwise, let's try it first?"

"Oh..." Su Ruoyi nodded blankly, feeling up and down in her heart.

The old artist Qin was excited at that time.

But at this moment, Su Ruoyi came back to her senses.

"Wait, since I'm not pregnant with your child, we're not a husband and wife now. Then, why try it? I don't seem to be married to you yet?"