What It’s Like Being a Vampire

Yang Zhener patted Tang Baona on the shoulder and said, "That's Lao Xia!"

"What's wrong with Lao Xia?" Tang Baona was a little confused. "Besides being smarter than ordinary people and having a higher IQ, is there anything special about Lao Xia?"

"So we say we are 'dark under the lamp'! Because we are so familiar with Lao Xia, especially me. I have just watched Lao Xia grow up, and I can't get used to her 'specialness'." Yang Zhener was very happy Said with certainty.

Tang Baona smiled and said: "You didn't often take Lao Xia to play with your classmates before. They are not familiar with Lao Xia. Do they think there is something very 'special' about Lao Xia?"

"That's different. They are too 'unfamiliar'. It's not like you don't know that when Lao Xia meets someone he meets for the first time, he will observe them silently. He will never be in the limelight and rarely speaks. .My friends have only met Lao Xia once or twice, because if I ask her to play with me again, she will stop coming. So in their eyes, my cousin is beautiful but very introverted, even a little withdrawn and aloof. Beauty. Apart from you, few of my friends can claim to know what the real Lao Xia is like," Yang Zhener said.

Tang Baona thought about it for a moment, nodded and said: "It seems... I can be an exception, probably because we were neighbors when we were children, and now we live together. When you play with Lao Xia, I am always there. Alas... No, I am truly an exception. , it must be Xiang Kun!"

"That's right! Chef Xiang is an exception!" Yang Zhen'er put her arm around her friend's shoulders and said mysteriously: "Remember when we talked to Lao Liu and Brother Bin about Xiang Kun in college? They all said This year... no, it was last year. Last year, he changed a lot to a chef! We originally thought that he changed after the company collapsed and lost his job, but now it seems, I guess... the reason for the change to a chef may be I met Lao Xia!"

Tang Baona listened attentively at first, but at the end, she couldn't help but laugh: "You are thinking nonsense again. Brother Bin and the others told us, have you forgotten what is the biggest change in Xiang Kun? Firstly, He has become stronger, and secondly, he has become bald. And when he met us, he was already a strong and bald man, okay!"

Yang Zhener said with a serious expression: "We have been misled by his bald head before! Haven't you noticed that Chef Xiang has changed a lot compared to when we first met! He and When we first met, we just started learning to cook. Now we can open a restaurant with someone. I don’t need to tell you what the food tastes like. How long has it been since? There have been many other changes. I can’t tell you the details at the moment. Come on, anyway, there is a big difference from when we first met!"

Tang Baona still wanted to laugh: "So your theory changed from 'the secret organization absorbs Xiang Kun' to 'the mysterious old Xia transformed Xiang Kun'?"

"Actually, if you think about it carefully, our family, Lao Xia, has been extraordinary since he was a child. Let me tell you something. When Lao Xia was in elementary school, maybe in the second or third grade, my aunt and uncle both went abroad.

The aunt who took care of Lao Xia suddenly fell ill and was hospitalized again, so Lao Xia stayed at our house temporarily for a few days. Then one day, I was watching TV at home, and Lao Xia came over and asked me calmly if I had any alcohol or cotton swabs. I was busy watching TV at the time, so I asked her to search in my dad's study. When I turned around after watching TV, I found that Lao Xia was treating her own wounds. There were large scratches on her arms and knees! I was shocked at the time, but Lao Xia treated his wound and cleaned it with hydrogen peroxide without even frowning. I stupidly asked her if it hurt, and then she said it did, and described to me in detail how it hurt, which was equivalent to other injuries..."

Yang Zhener spoke with a sad face, and Tang Baona also bared her teeth, as if she remembered the time when she broke her knee while riding a bicycle when she was a child: "This is indeed Lao Xia's style."

"But the problem is, Lao Xia was in elementary school at that time! She was only seven or eight years old. How could she endure the pain when she fell like that? Even if she could endure the pain, how could she be so calm and treat her wounds? At that time, other than feeling sorry for Lao Xia’s fall, I didn’t think much about it. Looking back now, I realize that our Lao Xia has had many extraordinary performances since he was a child!”

Yang Zhener continued: "Do you still remember when Lao Xia first entered junior high school, I asked you and a few other friends to go to Lao Xia's school together?"

Tang Baona smiled and said: "Of course I remember, that time whose sister you heard said that there were a few girls in Lao Xia's school who were unhappy with Lao Xia and wanted to teach her a lesson? Then you asked a few of us to stand up for Lao Xia. As a result, we blocked the leading girl at the school gate. As soon as we were told that we were Xia Libing's sister, she immediately greeted us happily and said, "I am Sister Bing's sister, that's her sister." This reaction speed is really There is no one left!"

"Yes, that day we all thought it was the girl who immediately gave in and reacted quickly when seeing a crowd of us. But later I found out from my friend's sister that those girls, before we went there, called Lao Xia " 'Sister Bing', I don't know what exactly happened, but I must have taken it from Lao Xia."

"Could it be that he was beaten by Lao Xia?" Tang Baona asked doubtfully, "But except for the last time I beat the trafficker, I don't think I have ever seen Lao Xia take action."

"I don't know how she does it. In short, since we were young, our Lao Xia has always been alone. Except for being forcibly taken by me, I basically never see her playing or partying with other people. Yes. But since childhood, no matter which school she was in, she seemed to have no friends, and it seemed that everyone was her friend. This feeling is very strange. Nana, tell me, besides Lao Xia, who else have you met? Is that so?" Yang Zhener said.

"Well, in this regard...Lao Xia is indeed special."

"Why do you keep a distance from everyone even though you are very popular? Why do you always keep to yourself even though you can make many friends?" Yang Zhener stretched out a finger mysteriously and said: " This shows that Lao Xia has a secret! She doesn’t want to get too close to others, lest others discover her secret.”

Tang Baona couldn't laugh or cry: "You mean, Lao Xia's secret has been there since elementary school?"

"Yes! Nana, don't believe it!" Yang Zhen'er said: "Didn't I tell you that Lao Xia was taken for treatment by my aunt and uncle when he was a child, but I don't know what the specific disease was and he disappeared. Has it been a long time? Now that I think about it, maybe Lao Xia didn't go to treat a disease. I vaguely remember that my mother mentioned that at that time, my aunt was working in a department with the prefix "国", and the work content was confidential... I I suspect that they might have been in some secret place at that time. Otherwise, they were just seeing a doctor. Why were they so secretive about the specific condition that they didn’t even tell our closest relatives? Why weren’t we allowed to visit? Why were they in the same city? You won’t come back to spend the Spring Festival together?”

Tang Baona was a little stunned when she heard this: "The more you talk about it... the more exaggerated it becomes!"

"Actually, these doubts have always been there, but I was used to it before. It's dark under the lamp! My aunt and uncle's frequency of going abroad is not normal. I suspect that they may be performing tasks for some of our secret organizations! And their daughter, our Lao Xia, must also have a secret mission to perform in the country! As for Chef Xiang, Nana, think about it, since Lao Xia will resign and follow Chef Xiang to this mountain valley to set up a research base , which proves that the secret she has been hiding will most likely be known to Chef Xiang! So Chef Xiang should have been absorbed into the organization by her, and he is usually performing tasks! So sometimes, I feel that Lao Xia It seems that she is covering up for Chef Xiang. Maybe what Chef Xiang did was instigated by her! For example, when our 'big guy' was kidnapped and Chef Xiang ran to the southwest, it was because of Lao Xia's orders to rescue him. Man! Maybe... what Chef Xiang said to me was not to deceive me, it was true! He deliberately said it in that tone, so I couldn't believe it!" Yang Zhener was still whispering at first, but But the more he spoke, the more excited he became, and the louder he spoke. It was obvious that there were many "inferences" that he made while talking.

Tang Baona sighed: "So your 'secret organization conjecture' and 'Old Xia's behind-the-scenes conjecture' were combined. Now it's 'Old Xia brought Xiang Kun into the secret organization conjecture'?"

"Nana, what I said makes sense! And I suspect that Lao Xia's special ability may be to control some special creatures. When 'Big Man' returned to the village last night, there was that heavy fog and that strange scream , that lightning might have been caused by the special creature controlled by Lao Xia! And the eight-armed Acromanthus that saved Big Man and made trouble in Montamira was brought to the chef by Lao Xia. Xia lent it to Chef Xiang to perform the task! Do you still remember what Chef Xiang said when he first carved the eight-armed and eight-eyed wooden sculpture? He said that it was his own image. He probably just saw Lao Xia raised it at that time. The eight-armed and eight-eyed monster... Wait, something doesn’t seem right. If Lao Xia had let Chef Xiang see the eight-armed and eight-eyed monster she raised, he probably wouldn’t have let him carve it out. It might have been Chef Xiang himself. He awakened the ability to summon monsters from another dimension, but he didn't realize it himself. Well, maybe this ability was given to him by Lao Xia and led him to understand it. From this point of view, your grandfather and your second uncle had nightmares. Maybe it’s not a coincidence, could it be that...that eight-armed, eight-eyed monster was hatched from a wooden sculpture?!"

Hearing this, Tang Baona wanted to refute, but suddenly found that she was a little bit involved by Yang Zhener. In some places, she felt that what she said made sense, and she was a little confused for a moment.

But Yang Zhener seemed to understand his thoughts all of a sudden and continued: "By the way, Nana, there is something wrong with Jin Shining and Egg Yolk Pie! Have you ever seen such a fat and big canary? And Jin Shining is really too big. It's a bit smarter, and it seems like it can really understand people's words. When Little Apple asks it to go west, it will never go east. It's more obedient than other people's dogs that have been trained for several years! The same goes for Egg Yolk Pie, it's so understanding of human nature. , so good! Could it be that... Little Bell and Little Apple are also members of the secret organization that Lao Xia absorbed? Egg Yolk Pie and Jin Shining are the super creatures they are cultivating? So, Lao Xia and Chef Xiang ran to Chongyun Village came to be that research base, perhaps just to continuously create and train more super creatures! But... that guy with eight arms and eight eyes seems to be different from Jin Shining and Egg Yolk Pie. Could it be that they will have to do it in the future? Go to another dimension to 'gild' and come back? That's right! Little Ling Dang's birthday gift to Lao Xia, that painting, that cat with many wings! Connected, connected, everything in that painting is real, yes The little bell is describing the future!"

Tang Baona was really confused when she heard this. She smiled bitterly and said: "It's over, Zhen'er, I find that I really think what you said makes sense and I want to believe it. It's obvious that what you said is nonsense. No, I have to turn around. Ask Lao Xia and Chef Xiang carefully, otherwise I will really be led astray by you."

Yang Zhener said quickly: "No, no, it doesn't matter that we were joking before. If this is true, it will be a big deal! If people in their organization find out that an outsider knows about it, they may blame them for not keeping it confidential! We still First observe silently, and then test it quietly. Don't talk about it outside, not even the 'big guy'. Hey~, I think maybe Lao Xia will discover our talents by then and give us two super creatures. Yang, let us also join the organization..."

"Well, your words brought me back to reality again. Huh~, I was almost hypnotized by you. I'm going back to sleep, and you can use your secret organization up there!" Tang Baona said with a smile.

A few minutes ago, in Xia Libing's room.

Xia Libing, who was sitting at the table looking at his laptop, suddenly saw a dialog box pop up on the screen, displaying a row of words: "Old Xia, old Xia, put on your headphones!"

When she put on the headphones, she heard Yang Zhener's endless "guesses". She immediately understood that this was Alice "peeping" through the microphone of Yang Zhener's mobile phone, and even used noise reduction. processing, making the wind noise on the rooftop a little smaller.

After Yang Zhener finished her long "guess", Alice's somewhat excited voice immediately sounded in the earphones: "How about Lao Xia, do you want me to create some 'clues' to mislead Sister Zhener, otherwise she will find out It’s a secret between you and the boss!~”

"No need." Xia Libing said simply.

"Really? I will be very measured. How about I pretend to be a monster from another dimension and then be subdued by her?" Alice was eager to give it a try.

Xia Libing's tone remained unchanged: "Are you so idle? Are you doing the tasks Xiang Kun told you?"

"It's being done! Alice is working hard. The boss will not miss any tasks!" Alice said with high morale.

Xia Libing nodded and said nothing more.

This time during Xiang Kun's blood-drinking slumber, Alice was assigned many and very crucial tasks, and she was also very interested in the results of these tasks.

As for Yang Zhener's conjecture, which could be called a "mistake", Xia Libing was not worried at all. This cousin could be said to be one of the people she knew best.

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