What It’s Like Being a Vampire

Xiang Kun looked at Yang Laosan innocently: "I really didn't threaten him. I really just sincerely pointed out the health problems he might face and gave him some health care suggestions. The atmosphere was always friendly and harmonious."

"Your health advice is to go to bed early and get up early, eat vegetarian food, drink water and practice Tai Chi?" Tang Baona couldn't help but said in front of Yang Zhen'er, and then she laughed out loud after finishing her words.

Yang Zhener looked at her friend and sighed: "Nana, your smile is too low!" Then she said to Xiang Kun: "Then why would he listen? Look, I asked Nana to keep in good health and let her go to bed early and get up early. If she eats a vegetarian diet, drinks water and practices Tai Chi, she will only laugh and will definitely not follow the instructions."

Xiang Kun said with a smile: "I didn't ask him to practice Tai Chi. I just asked him to go to bed early and get up early to drink more water. It's a normal suggestion. As for why he listened, it's probably because he himself felt there was something wrong with his health, or maybe I What he said is more sincere, and the person is more trustworthy."

"Humph, are you sincere and trustworthy? You are the best at deceiving, okay! Don't think that a bald head means a monk, and wearing glasses means a gentleman!" Yang Zhener complained.

The three people entered the elevator while laughing and bickering.

Tang Baona suddenly thought of something and said: "By the way, Xiang Kun, those VR social events that Zhang Qian mentioned require a lot of technical reserves and also involve hardware. How can you be so confident in your promise? These things, we The company doesn’t even have one…”

Xiang Kun smiled: "I'm just imagining it now. It's not going to be implemented soon. I'll look back and study it to see what step I can take."

Yang Zhener immediately said: "Nana, just watch, Chef Xiang is fooling our Mr. Zhang! Later, Mr. Zhang asked him, Mr. Xiang, how can these technical problems be solved? He will probably say, rely on secrets Technical support from the organization!”

Xiang Kun said seriously: "You are confused, third brother! Can you talk about secret organizations everywhere? You need to strengthen your awareness of confidentiality!"

Tang Baona smiled and said: "Okay, you two really look like you are talking about cross talk."

When she got to the floor where she lived and walked out of the elevator, Tang Baona said with emotion: "Time flies so fast. It feels like not long ago the three of us and Lao Xia played Landlords and Ludo together for the first time, went to the archery hall together, and helped Xiang Xiang. Kun tried the food, and then in the blink of an eye, we all started a company together.”

Yang Zhener smiled and said: "Because it didn't take long! We only met Chef Xiang in July or August last year, huh? Speaking of Lao Xia, I don't know what they are doing in the village now. I want to Video chat with Lao Xia and take a look at my precious little bell."

"Little Bell and Little Apple should be taking a lunch break at this time. Don't disturb them." Tang Baona said.

"It doesn't matter. If they were on lunch break, Lao Xia wouldn't answer the video and would just click it off." Yang Zhener said matter-of-factly.

When they walked to the door of their respective rooms, the video with Lao Xia was connected.

So Xiang Kun didn't go back to the room, and followed Yang Zhener into their room to video chat with Lao Xia. He wanted to tell Liu Shiling about Shiling's father and reassure her.

"Lao Xia, what are you having for lunch? Where are the little bells and little apples?" Yang Zhener asked.

"Heat the steamed stuffed buns from the refrigerator for lunch, and Little Bell and Little Apple are going to play hide-and-seek." Xia Libing said.

"The steamed buns from the refrigerator? Those steamed buns made by Chef Xiang? Then what did you eat for breakfast?" Yang Zhener couldn't help but ask again.

"I also eat hot buns in the morning." Xia Libing replied.

"Then what did you eat last night? From the time we left until now, you have been eating steamed buns every time, right?" Yang Zhener asked in surprise.

"That wouldn't be enough to eat." Xia Libing said, "We went to Youlong Restaurant for lunch and dinner yesterday."

At this time, Liu Shiling ran down from upstairs, approached Xia Libing and asked, "Sister Chicken Wing, are you okay, Sister Chicken Wing?"

Xia Libing didn't answer and directly pointed the front camera of his phone at her.

When she saw Yang Zhener, Tang Baona, and Xiang Kun on the other side of the mobile phone screen, Liu Shiling immediately greeted happily: "Sister Laoxian! Beautiful sister! Bald uncle!"

Yang Zhener didn't bother to correct the little fat girl's name. She thought that since Lao Xia changed from "roasted chicken wing sister" to "chicken wing sister", maybe she would also naturally change from "old fairy sister" soon. Become a "fairy sister".

"Little Lingdang, have you missed us? Your sister Nana and I bought you a lot of delicious and fun things!" Yang Zhener proudly claimed the credit.

Liu Shiling nodded repeatedly, "I think!"

Then she looked at Xiang Kun, who showed only half of his face behind Yang Zhener in the upper left corner of the screen, and said, "When will the bald uncle come back? We are almost done with the buns."

Xiang Kun smiled and said, "It's almost time. Things are almost done here. I should go back tomorrow. Xiao Lingdang, your father is basically fine. He may be able to pick you up with your mother soon."

Hearing this, Liu Shiling's expression became even more cheerful, but she suddenly thought of something and said to this side: "Bald uncle, tell my parents that there is no need to worry and there is no need to pick me up so soon. It's okay with me."

Not only Xiang Kun, but Tang Baona and Yang Zhener also laughed. Seeing the little fat girl's somewhat embarrassed expression, they knew that she was having fun with Little Apple in Chongyun Village and was a little reluctant to leave.

After a while, Little Apple came over and greeted Xiang Kun and the other three.

Ten minutes later, Xia Libing ended the video call and took Little Apple and Little Fatty out the door.

She just said that Little Fat Girl and Little Apple were playing hide-and-seek. Naturally, Tang Baona and Yang Zhener instinctively felt that they were playing in the small building where they lived.

Although Little Apple is blind, she is very spiritual to begin with, and with the reliable Lao Xia watching over her, Tang Baona and Yang Zhener are not worried about any problems.

But what they didn't know was that the "hide-and-seek game" played by Little Fat Girl and Little Apple was not indoors, but in the entire Chongyun Village, and even a small part of the surrounding mountains and forests.

This is the "Coin Hide and Seek" designed by Little Fat Girl and Little Apple, or also called the "Coin Treasure Hunt".

First, the "Dan Niu" combination - Little Fat Girl and Egg Yolk Pie find places to hide coins in the whole village, and then the "Golden Fruit" combination - Little Apple and Jin Shining go to find the coins.

Of course, the reverse is also true, with Little Apple and Jinglei hiding coins, and Little Fat Girl and Egg Yolk Pie looking for coins.

Naturally, this coin can't be the "Five Little Elf Guardians" of the little fat girl, nor can it be the coin that Xiang Kun gave to Little Apple to practice "consignment perception", otherwise there would be no suspense at all.

Especially the little fat girl's coins, she can also control them remotely. When someone is about to find them, she can secretly control the coins and run away. Then she will never lose.

So the hidden "Super Connected Things" coins were provided by Lao Xia.

To prevent cheating, Alice can no longer assist Little Apple in sensing environmental information. She can only act as a referee and ensure the safety of the two girls, a cat and a bird.

Of course, just to be sure, Lao Xia would follow them and watch them whether it was when the little fat girl went to hide the coins or when the little apple went to look for the coins.

There are not many people in Chongyun Village during the day. Most people go to work in the town or in the fields. Moreover, the area chosen by Little Apple and Little Fat Girl is also relatively close to the mountain, with fewer people, so they can be left alone. play.

Little Apple can rely on the minion wood carving in her hand to perform remote projection preparation mode for emotional projection. This mode allows her to have a general understanding of the surrounding hyperconnected network of things.

This ability was mastered when she collaborated with Alice a few nights ago and used the little fat girl to super-stimulate five hyper-connected objects to remotely project emotional projections to scare the middle-aged man who was up to no good.

Through practicing with Alice in the past few days, she has also had a clearer understanding of the layout of super-connected objects in Chongyun Village. During the search process, if a newly-arranged super-connected object is found, Jin Shining can Go over and check to see if it's the coin hidden by the little fat girl;

The little fat girl can rely on the egg yolk pie's sense of smell, or she can use the five coins on her body that have established strong connections to sense, and search for coins through the weak connections between other "hyper-connected objects" in Chongyun Village.

As long as the distance is close, she can determine where there is a super-connected object, and then ask the Egg Yolk Pie to confirm whether it is Lao Xia's one.

Using the entire Chongyun Village as a "game map" is indeed more fun and more interesting to find. The two girls, one large and one small, had a great time playing with their pet friends and were covered in sweat.

In the eyes of Little Apple and Little Fat Girl, this Chongyun Village is really the most fun "playground" in the world, with countless ways to play.

After nightfall, although Little Fatty and Little Apple could still search for super-connected objects, Lao Xia stopped them from playing and took them home to bathe and eat.

After finishing the meal, Little Apple, who was sitting on the sofa on the first floor and studying origami with Liu Shiling, suddenly asked: "Little Lingdang, do you like listening to cross talk?"

"Is crosstalk just a quarrel between two people wearing ancient clothes?" Liu Shiling asked uncertainly.

"It's not a quarrel, it's a performance. Come on, Alice, help me find Duan Yue Yunpeng's cross talk." Little Apple directly picked up her mobile phone and said.

Then the phone started playing a famous cross talk between Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue.

After watching for a few minutes, Little Apple asked: "How is it?"

The little chubby girl who didn't quite understand it said confusedly: "That uncle with the little eyes seems to be very powerful."

Little Apple also knew that the little chubby girl might not be able to get the laughs of cross talk, but she was not a fat girl listening to cross talk, so she said: "Little Ling Dang, let's talk about cross talk together!"

"Ah?" The little fat girl said in shock: "I don't know how to do it, little sister Apple."

"It's okay, you come to be my supporter, it's very simple! We will arrange a show and then perform it for Uncle Xiang and Sister Nana. When you go back to the kindergarten, you can also perform with other students or even the teacher! They will definitely know it. Surprised!" Little Apple smiled so hard that her eyes were crooked. She already had a lot of cross talk jokes in her mind that were suitable for matching with the little fat girl. She felt happy just thinking about it in her mind. The little fat girl doesn't understand the humor of cross talk, but that doesn't stop her from being a performer at all.

"What is a burp? Is it difficult to hold it? Is it the same as holding a bowl? Can I just hold it and stand next to it?" The little fat girl was still a little confused and scratched her head and asked.

"No, you just talk to me. For example, I say something, and then you randomly answer 'Yes!', 'Okay!', 'Isn't it!', 'Never heard of it!', 'Ouch!' , 'That's it!' or something like that will do." Little Apple said seductively.

"Can you just say it casually? I'm afraid I can't remember... Otherwise, Sister Little Apple, ask Sister Grilled Chicken Wings to help you hold the bowl." The little fat girl said unconfidently.

Sister Grilled Chicken Wings has been sitting next to them and looking at the laptop to accompany the two of them. She doesn’t seem to be busy. Little Fat Girl thinks she can definitely help Little Apple hold the bowl. After all, Sister Grilled Chicken Wings is a super powerful magician. , everything will be normal.

"I have actually thought about a joke about partnering with Sister Bing. Hey, but now I want to play with you the most. I have a lot of jokes. Come on, it's not difficult, it's easy!" Little Apple became more and more excited as he talked. Jin Shining, who was standing above the window sill, could feel the excitement of his little master. He tilted his head with a confused look on his face.

So under Little Apple's strong persuasion, Little Fatty finally agreed to perform cross talk with her.

Xiao Pingguo, a crosstalk enthusiast, actually often conceives various crosstalks in her mind. Sometimes she even dreams that she is telling a crosstalk, and then there are a bunch of minions below as the audience, and she also dreamed that Xiang Kun was complimenting her. .

So she quickly explained a joke she had thought of to the little fat girl, rehearsed it once in front of Xia Libing, and then sent a video chat request to Yang Zhener.

After knowing that Little Apple and Little Fatty were going to perform a cross talk live for them, Tang Baona hurriedly called Xiang Kun next door. The three heads were in front of the mobile phone, looking at the two girls expectantly.

"Hello viewers, we are the cross talk group "Bell Apple" which has just been established for 45 minutes."

After Little Apple finished speaking, he gently touched the chubby girl next to him with his elbow.

The latter was stunned for a moment and said quickly: "I am Xiao Lingang!~"

Tang Baona and Yang Zhener couldn't stop laughing just by seeing the cute look of the little chubby girl who was a little cramped and nervous, with her two chubby hands holding each other with nowhere to rest. When Tang Baona, who had a low point of laughter, burst into tears when she heard the little chubby girl raise her eyebrows because of her nervousness.

Little Apple also introduced herself: "I am Little Apple. Hey, Little Bell, let me ask you a little question. Do you know what are the four most important lessons for a crosstalk actor?"

"Never heard of it." The little fat girl replied reflexively.

"No, didn't I tell you just now? What was it? Four words..."

The little fat girl timidly said: "Eat, drink and have fun..."

"Wrong! It means learning to sing! Little Lingdang, do you know what it means to learn to sing?"

"never heard of that."

"Let's talk about studies first, little Lingdang. I heard that you have been studying very hard in kindergarten recently. You are very good at mathematics. The teachers praise you?"

"I haven't heard of it..."

"Wrong!" Little Apple touched her elbow lightly.

"Isn't it?" The little fat girl quickly changed her words.

Usually when I video chat with them, the little chubby girl is naturally very casual, but now it may be because of the factor of "performing cross talk", so although there are three very familiar people on the other side of the video, Guang, Piao, and Lao, the little chubby girl is very familiar with them. The fat girl was still a little reluctant to let go, but while she was nervously trying to say something to each other, she was also paying attention to the camera, but she was other cute and cute, making everything laughable, and little Apple was acting serious next to her. They all learned to speak with a Tianjin accent. Not only Tang Baona and Yang Zhener, but also Xiang Kun all had "aunty smiles" on their faces.

Little Apple continued: "Little Bell, you should be able to memorize the multiplication formula pretty well. Let me test you. What is three times three?"

"I've never heard of it," said the little fat girl.

"Hey? Haven't you learned three yet? Let's change to another one. What's the score of two and two?"

"Four." The little fat girl replied.

"What's four or four?" Little Apple asked again.

"Sixteen." The little fat girl replied.

Little Apple: "Isn't this quite a six? I've already memorized four, so what is three times three?"

"never heard of that."

"What's the score of three three?"

"Nine."

"Four times four?"

"never heard of that."

Tang Baona was rolling around on the bed with laughter. Yang Zhener was so laughing that she reached out to pinch Nana's waist. Xiang Kun couldn't help but worry that if the "Bell Apple" group continued to perform, would the two sisters have any laughing problems? .

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