What It’s Like Being a Vampire

Chapter 412 The bald uncle in the eyes of a fat girl

At around one o'clock, Lao Xia began to yawn and feel sleepy. He did not stay up late and went to bed after washing.

As for Xiang Kun, he sat on another bed and waited for Lao Xia to fall asleep.

Tonight, they still have a dream plan - to try to help the little fat girl reestablish her separate connection with the "Egg Yolk Pie" by guiding her dreams.

At the very beginning, Xiang Kun's idea was to combine the dreams of Lao Xia and Little Fatty Niu to allow Little Fatty to support her dreams. After all, unlike Lao Xia, she could "awake" in her dreams and take the initiative. Calling "super-connected objects" to project dreams for control can only be a passive operation.

However, the fusion of the two dreams only accounted for half of the chubby girl's part, and she did not completely rely on the "super-connected objects" she controlled to support the dream, so the possibility of failure was still very high - after all, the last time their dreams fused, Xiang Kun also had no impression that the "Egg Yolk Sect" had appeared in his dream.

So after hearing the exchange between Lao Xia and Little Fatty in the room, Xiang Kun had a new plan. Before leaving, he left a "black circle graffiti" for Little Fatty that Lao Xia had established contact with. , quietly telling her that this is a "magic rune" through which she can be connected to "Sister Grilled Chicken Wings" in her dream.

Yes, his new plan is to connect the little fat girl's dream through Lao Xia's "dream within a dream".

Under normal circumstances, the "dream within a dream" guided by Lao Xia is based on her "super-connected object projection".

But Xiang Kun speculated that if Lao Xia guided the little fat girl into a "dream within a dream" based on the connection between the little fat girl and the "supersensory object system", other results would probably occur.

As for the specifics, we still have to practice it.

After confirming that Lao Xia fell asleep through perception, Xiang Kun also closed his eyes and began to sense the chopsticks in his backpack on the bedside table to guide Lao Xia into dreamland.

Later, Lao Xia also guided the little fat girl's "dream within a dream" in her dream as planned.

In the little fat girl's "dream within a dream", she was still the same as in the previous dreams, wearing that very special hooded robe with cat ears, dressed like a "little magician".

However, the scene is no longer the previous peak that towers over the mountains, but the interior of a palace.

Of course, the palace in the little fat girl's dream must be different from all palaces in reality.

The surrounding walls are pink, with various Garfield decorations, full of strong two-dimensional and girly style.

Even the overall environment has a 2.5-dimensional feel, which is very unreal - although Xiang Kun and Lao Xia originally knew that this was a dream.

The furniture in the palace has no "aristocratic atmosphere" at all. Many of them look like the furniture from 706 when he lived next to Xiang Kun. Sofas, coffee tables, and even TVs all appeared unexpectedly.

The only thing that looks more "palace" is probably the long dining table in the middle, but the food on the table is not "palace" or "aristocratic" at all, such as French fries, shrimp crackers, barbecue, grilled chicken wings, and spicy food. Rabbit meat, dry pot rabbit meat, cumin ribs, fish with chopped peppers, various snacks and main dishes are mixed together, and there is even a large hot pot with more than a dozen kinds of ice cream on the side...

When it first triggered the "dream within a dream" in the little fat girl, it was no different from the "dream within a dream" that Lao Xia triggered in other people before. But soon, the entire dream began to change dramatically.

This upheaval is not a drastic change in sensory level, dream environment or theme, but comes from below.

Xiang Kun clearly felt that the original support for the dream was the "super-connected objects" controlled by Lao Xia, but not long after they entered the dream, the underlying support of the dream was now "super-connected objects" controlled by Little Fat Girl. took over” the past.

In terms of personality, the little fat girl is undoubtedly soft and waxy and even a little confused. She is not as independent and planned as Lao Xia, but from the "super-sensory object system" she established in Xiang Kun, Judging from the ability to connect and control, the ability itself is very powerful.

At present, Lao Xia controls nine coins and a ball, a total of ten "super-connected objects", and Little Fat Girl controls five coins and an A4 paper, a total of six "super-connected objects".

In terms of quantity, Lao Xia obviously has the advantage, but Xiang Kun knows very well that the two of them have fundamentally different ways of controlling "super-connected things". The degree of control is very different, and the ability to control dreams is also very different. When Fat Niu only controls two coins, her pure dominance is much stronger than when Lao Xia controls ten "super-connected objects".

It's just that Lao Xia can consciously and subjectively control it, while Little Fat Girl has no control over this ability, whether in dreams or in reality.

Therefore, in this "dream within a dream" dominated by the subconscious mind, without Xiang Kun's "interference", the little fat girl's "instinct" naturally took over the "hyperconnected object" support at the bottom of the dream.

And this was originally the expected result that Xiang Kun had deduced.

This is rule-level hegemony.

In this way, although this "dream within a dream" was not created "spontaneously" by the little fat girl, it was in fact supported by the underlying construction of the "super-connected things" controlled by herself. To a certain extent, it was considered a great " "Restore" the dream where the little fat girl established a relationship with the "Egg Yolk Pie".

But what Xiang Kun didn't expect was that after being "taken over" by the little fat girl's instinct at the bottom of the dream, Lao Xia actually "projected" and "concretely" directly in the "dream within a dream", and this was not of her own free will. , but was dominated by the little fat girl’s dream.

In the little fat girl's "dream within a dream", Lao Xia was taller than in reality. Judging from the ratio between her and the little fat girl, she was probably over 1.9 meters tall.

Lao Xia also wore a very special robe. Although the style was the same as that worn by the little fat girl, he did not wear a hood, and the iconic ponytail still swayed slightly behind his head as his body moved.

And it can be seen that the robe on her body is more gorgeous than that of the little fat girl.

In terms of appearance, the eyes are a bit larger than reality, and they are like stars. They are very energetic. The skin seems to be so white that it glows softly. It has a sacred and noble temperament, so that it is like this palace, a bit two-dimensional, not quite like it. Real person.

Obviously, because the ability itself originated from Xiang Kun, and Xiang Kun was also in the dream, through the connection of the "supersensory object system", the little fat girl's subconscious could already determine that the "guest" in the dream was Lao Xia, and It was directly projected based on her own understanding of Lao Xia.

Xiang Kun could immediately understand why Lao Xia was projected like this in the little fat girl's dream.

For the little fat girl, Lao Xia's image is very "tall". This tallness is psychological. Lao Xia is like a role model, even an idol.

Seeing Lao Xia suddenly appearing in the palace, the little fat girl was not surprised at all. She seemed to take it for granted and greeted her naturally: "'Sister Grilled Chicken Wings,' you eat grilled chicken wings. This one is particularly delicious! And this one, This one is delicious too! This one is also very fragrant..."

However, Xiang Kun knew that this was not because they had quietly told the little fat girl that they would meet in a dream at night and were prepared, but because the little fat girl was still in a confused state dominated by her subconscious mind in her dreams.

Compared with the projected Lao Xia, Xiang Kun still has a "full perspective" in his dream and can decide the angle from which he watches the dream.

"Little Bell, where's the 'Egg Yolk Pie'?" Lao Xia didn't care that he looked a little too tall and two-dimensional in the little fat girl's dream, so he went directly to the topic and asked seemingly casually.

"Sister, do you want to eat egg yolk pie? Let me see where it is..." The little fat girl lifted the hem of her robe, climbed up and stood on the chair, her eyes wandering around the long table.

Lao Xia reminded: "It's not food, it's cat, your big orange cat egg yolk pie."

"Ah! That's right, egg yolk pie?" The little fat girl was stunned for a moment, then turned back and shouted to the door: "Chocolate! Ice cream! Where is my egg yolk pie?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the palace door opened, and a soft light shone in. Then two short, fat warriors wearing silver armor walked in first. An Arabic numeral "1" was engraved on the chest of the silver armor. They looked like super warriors. Baymax from the Marine Corps is equally silly and cute.

Behind the two silver-armored warriors, there was a "magic carpet" floating in the air. On the "magic carpet" was a cat with a very big head and very big ears - it was the same cat that Xiang Kun had seen in his first dream as a little fat girl. The past "Egg Yolk Pie" dream projection.

And behind the "magic carpet", there are three short, fat silver-armored warriors who are at least twice the size of the first two silver-armored warriors, but exactly the same in length.

The moment he saw the big-headed cat, Xiang Kun determined through perception that "Egg Yolk Pie" had reestablished a separate connection with the little fat girl.

This way of establishing a connection is really very, very special.

In a sense, within Little Fatty’s own “network”, “yolk pie” has the same status as “chocolate” and “ice cream” and other hyper-connected object projections.

Of course, there are substantial differences at the level of capabilities.

"Egg yolk pie! Where have you gone! 'Sister Grilled Chicken Wings' wants to play with you!"

The little fat girl jumped directly onto the "magic carpet", then controlled the "magic carpet" in front of Lao Xia, picked up the big-headed cat, and handed it to her.

Lao Xia took the big-headed cat that was completely two-dimensional and looked nothing like the "Egg Yolk Pie" in reality, and observed it carefully for a while.

She knew that all projections in dreams represented Liu Shiling's subconscious understanding of various things or abilities. Analyzing and understanding these could help her better understand Little Fatty's ability development ideas and system construction methods.

So after observing the obedient "Egg Yolk Pie", Lao Xia looked at the two large, three small and five short, fat soldiers in silver armor. While observing, he asked: "Who are they?"

The little fat girl sat cross-legged on the "magic carpet" and looked back at the five silver-armored warriors. She proudly pointed to the two larger ones and introduced: "This is 'chocolate' and this is 'ice cream'. They follow I'm the oldest and the best! The last three are 'Lemon Tea', 'Mung Bean Cake', and 'Shaqima'. They just arrived last week. They are still new warriors and still need to practice!"

"How powerful are they?" Lao Xia asked again, following the little fat girl's words.

"They can fly! They can charge! They can also discharge electricity! And... um... they can also combine together! Become a 'Barbie Warrior'! But not a real 'Barbie Warrior'..." The little fat girl scratched her chin, while He pondered and replied.

"Where did they come from?" Lao Xia asked again.

"Same as 'Sister Grilled Chicken Wings', she comes from 'Uncle Baldhead'!" the little fat girl said in a matter-of-fact tone.

"What is your 'bald uncle' like?" Lao Xia asked immediately.

"Bald uncle..." The little fat girl murmured to herself and began to think.

At this time, a huge figure began to appear in the palace, formed by a ball of light.

Xiang Kun immediately felt that this condensed figure was the cognitive projection of the little fat girl on him, and he could invest part of his perception into it, and materialize it in the dream of the little fat girl like Lao Xia.

Xiang Kun soon discovered that the light condensed into a very handsome and tall bald elf, wearing beautiful leather armor and holding a bow and arrow of the same height.

He looks like an archer, but in addition to carrying a quiver on his back, he also carries a heavy shield equal to his height, and a magic wand on his waist.

Well, in the little fat girl's perception and in the ability system she built, Xiang Kun is indeed an omnipotent all-round warrior and melee mage...

The palace became brighter and brighter, and the light condensed into the bald elves became stronger and stronger. The bald elves also grew larger and larger, exceeding two meters, more than four meters, more than six meters, and soon reached the top of the palace.

But he didn't stop concentrating and directly pushed through the palace.

In other words, the top of the entire palace turned into light spots and dissipated, while the bald elf continued to grow in size.

The speed of expansion and increase increased dramatically, and soon the light that made up the bald elf changed from condensation to diffusion and explosion, and then filled the entire dream space, every corner, and every place.

The bald elf, or Xiang Kun, completely disappeared, or he could be said to be everywhere.

The dream then collapsed.

At around ten o'clock the next morning, Xiang Kun and Lao Xia went to the airport to pick up Tang Baona and Yang Zhener who arrived in Star City.

"Chef Xiang, why did you secretly abduct my old Xia to Star City? You didn't even say a word in the group!" Yang Zhen'er complained quite dissatisfied when they met.

"Lao Xia and I came here to visit the architectural design of a research institute here in Star City. We also took a look at Liu Shiling and had a meal. We were supposed to go back overnight last night. You were about to come over, so I thought we could meet up together. Meet Liu Shiling." Xiang Kun explained.

This is really not nonsense. He and Lao Xia actually went to a research institute in Star City this morning for a walk. Although they were not allowed to enter, they were able to use the "super-sensory state" combined with "super-connected things" and "emotional attention". "Things", I still saw everything I wanted to know and see.

Yang Zhener asked in confusion: "Why are you looking at the architectural design of the institute?"

Xiang Kun said: "Didn't I say before that I will set up a breeding research center in Chongyun Village? Lao Xia has been helping me with this recently. It's impossible for you not to know..."

"No...is this serious?" Yang Zhener looked a little shocked and looked at Tang Baona: "Nana, are they serious?"

Tang Baona said helplessly: "Xiang Kun didn't say I was joking with you before."

Yang Zhener looked at her cousin again: "You mentioned before that you would resign to help Xiang Kun, but you have... resigned? Does your third aunt know?"

Xia Libing said simply: "I haven't resigned yet, Third Aunt knows."

Yang Zhener scratched his head: "How come you, a doctor who majored in psychology and psychiatry, went to study breeding... Forget it, Nana and I, the two accountants, are all focused on game development and operations. Come on, it won’t be any better.”

As he said that, Yang Zhener looked at Xiang Kun with a "melancholy" look on his face: "Chef Xiang, Chef Xiang, when I took you to play Landlords together half a year ago, I never expected that the three of us would actually Because you resigned... Huh? I remember you seemed to have just lost your job at that time? Is this... the infection of unemployment? "

Tang Baona smiled and patted her butt and pushed her towards the exit of the airport: "You are unemployed, you big-headed idiot! No one is forcing you, so you can resign yourself, okay? If you regret it, go back and kneel down to beg you now. Dad, I can definitely get my job back!"

"Go, go, am I such a shameless person? I told my dad that if I don't get along well this time, I won't go back!"

"Didn't you sleep at home last night? You also said on WeChat that the pork rib soup made by your mother is much worse than the one made by Chef Xiang..."

"My 'return' is not a physical one, but a psychological one, you know! Hey, Nana, that's not right. Are you thinking of driving me away and then swallowing up my shares? Tsk tsk, I can't think of that. Nana, you have also been poisoned by capital..."

Where there is Yang Zhener, there will be no dull moments. She laughed and laughed all the way. She called a car at the airport gate and ran directly to the kindergarten. She met up with Little Fat Girl and Shiling's mother and went to have dinner together.

Anyway, Tang Baona and Yang Zhener each only carried a small backpack, so there was no need to go to the hotel to put their luggage first.

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