What It’s Like Being a Vampire

Xiang Kun was discussing the next plans and arrangements with Lao Xia on WeChat, when a QQ notification came from the computer, a message from Little Fat Girl.

Xiang Kun spoke to Lao Xia, and then opened the three voice messages sent by Liu Shiling.

"Bald uncle!"

"Grilled chicken wings sister!"

"Are you there?"

Xiang Kun replied with a smile: "I'm here. Your sister who roasted chicken wings went to Citong City. Didn't you already add her on QQ?"

After a few seconds, Liu Shiling sent a video request to come over.

After the video was connected, Xiang Kun first saw a big cat nose on the screen, and then the little chubby girl reached out and pushed the cat's head away, revealing her face.

"Bald uncle, the eight-armed monster I made with 'chocolate' and 'ice cream' that night was your pet, and it was photographed! But...but my mother said it looked like a crab!"

Liu Shiling said, telling Xiang Kun what she heard in the elevator when she came back with her mother, and the situation of the photo.

After hearing that the photo was very blurry and that people who had seen the photo couldn't recognize what it was and were mostly skeptical, Xiang Kun wasn't too worried and asked Alice to help check it later. Let’s see if the photos and live broadcasts that Mr. Li posted have any impact, and then see if we can find ways to eliminate these impacts.

However, he was not too worried about Fatty being implicated for the time being. As long as he could not find the two coins controlled by Fatty and could not contact Fatty from those two coins, then she would be safe.

Of course, Xiang Kun still warned the little chubby girl, telling her to keep a low profile, be careful when using "magic", and not let others know the secret.

However, his words were very euphemistic and gentle, because he also knew that the little fat girl was already very obedient and well-behaved. Even he, at the age of the little fat girl, would find it difficult to acquire such a special ability. Completely restrained from showing off. In comparison, the little fat girl only used it to play house by herself. She only showed her abilities outdoors when encountering emergencies, inadvertently and subconsciously, or in the stage of "developing" abilities. He is very sensible, obedient and low-key.

The little fat girl was not dissatisfied at all with Xiang Kun's warning, and nodded in agreement, her little face full of seriousness.

After Xiang Kun finished explaining, Liu Shiling "reported" to Xiang Kun her new improvement idea of ​​using paper scraps to build an "eight-armed pet".

Xiang Kun can naturally sense the "evolution" or "expansion" of the little fat girl's abilities at the same time. Unless he is sleeping, he can reproduce it immediately.

Since Xiang Kun's first blood-drinking sleep two weeks ago when he returned, Liu Shiling's abilities have begun to improve and expand by leaps and bounds, especially the use of "super-connected things" to control and influence electromagnetism. It feels like witnessing the birth of a little girl version of "Magneto".

"Bald uncle, can I see your pot of pets again?" Liu Shiling suddenly asked.

Xiang Kun was stunned for a moment and realized that what she was talking about was the emotional projection of the "Eight Arms and Eight Eyes Wooden Sculpture". He couldn't help but want to laugh. Of all the people who have seen the emotional projection of the "Eight Arms and Eight Eyes Wooden Sculpture", I'm afraid only Xiaopang Niu took the initiative and wanted to see her a second time, oh yes, so did Lao Xia.

But this should also be because the little fat girl saw the emotional projection of the eight-armed and eight-eyed wooden sculpture in the dream that merged with Lao Xia, so Lao Xia was able to bear the emotional impact of fear. She just saw the emotional projection. That's it. After thinking that it was Xiang Kun's pet, with Xiang Kun as her backer, she would probably only feel majestic and powerful, but not afraid at all.

"For the time being, it can only be seen in dreams." Xiang Kun said that even if he could create hallucinations through emotional projection, he would not be able to let the little fat girl see it. This girl is actually very timid. She is affected by fear. She doesn't know what she will feel, but it is probably quite serious.

Liu Shiling tilted her head and thought for a while, then asked: "Then...bald uncle, what is the name of your pet?"

"We haven't chosen a name yet." Xiang Kun said. He also immediately guessed that the name the little fat girl asked about "Eight Arms and Eight Eyes Wooden Sculpture" must be the one he wanted to use when playing house to enhance the sense of immersion, so he said: " I give you the power to name it, whatever you call it, that’s what it will be called.”

"Ah?" Liu Shiling looked upward. After thinking for half a minute, she said to Xiang Kun excitedly: "I've thought about it, let's call it 'Barbie Super Doll'!" Then she frowned and scratched her head. , changed his words: "Well, let's call it 'Barbie Big Eyes'... That's not good, let's call it 'Barbie Warrior Doll'... That's not good, um, call it 'Barbie Warrior'! Yes, just call it 'Barbie Warrior'!"

Xiang Kun was a little confused at first. He originally thought that the eight-armed and eight-eyed wooden sculpture would be named "French Fries", "Coke", "McFlurry", etc. according to the usual naming convention of little fat girls.

But he quickly realized that this was a homophone for "eight arms"? "Barbie Warrior"? I really don’t know what the expressions of those who have been frightened by the emotional projection of the “eight-armed and eight-eyed woodcarving” in dreams or reality would be if they knew that the terrifying eight-armed and eight-eyed monster had such a name.

"Okay, you have the final say. From now on, we'll call it 'Barbie Warrior'." Xiang Kun promised the little chubby girl with a smile.

Liu Shiling added: "Bald uncle, I want to learn to draw. Can you teach me? I think if I am better at drawing, many magics will be more powerful. Well, I will look more majestic!"

As she said that, she placed the painting that Dalu gave her in front of the tablet's camera and said, "It would be great if I could draw something like 'Dalu'. I could make 'Chocolate' and 'Ice Cream' make Barbie." Warriors' are more majestic and more powerful!"

"Painting?" Xiang Kun touched his chin. He accurately grasped the key word in the little fat girl's words - "prestige". Knowing that this girl wants to learn to draw, it is probably so that she can look more integrated and "awesome" through some abilities that affect the construction of basic objects.

He thought for a moment and said, "I'm just average at drawing, so I can't teach you. Let's do this. I'll send you a few videos on how to teach drawing, and you can follow along. Then I'll introduce you to a young lady, and you'll be there." Please ask her for advice sometimes, she is also very good at painting."

He knew that Tang Baona also liked drawing and would often draw some of her favorite anime characters. Although he is not a professional and has very few works. He has only occasionally posted a few pictures on Weibo, but at his level, it should be more than enough to guide a little fat girl to get started.

Tang Baona and Yang Zhener had seen a video of a fat girl flipping coins online before in Tongshi Town. After recognizing this cute little girl who once lived in 706 next to Xiang Kun's house, they had always wanted to get to know her.

Seeing that the bald uncle solved the problem of learning to draw in one go, the little chubby girl was also happy. Then she looked back at the closed door of the room, put her head close to the front camera, and couldn't help lowering her voice and asked: "Bald uncle , when can I go fight monsters with you?"

Xiang Kun originally wanted to subconsciously say "wait until you grow up", but he immediately realized that the little fat girl now considered herself a "great magician" who shouldered responsibilities, and the "magic system" she had built was already deeply embedded in it. In his "super-sensory item system", she can use many abilities, and she is already a veritable "great magician" and "superpower user". It is not appropriate to use a simple "grow up" to set goals for her. , it is easy for her to lose direction.

So after a slight pause, Xiang Kun asked her a few questions related to aerodynamics, electromagnetism, and quantum physics. He even came up with formulas, and then told her that when she understood these, she could Let's go fight monsters with "Bald Uncle"!

As expected, Liu Shiling's face was dull and her eyes were wide open. She couldn't understand it at all. She felt like the "bald uncle" was reciting a profound mantra. After listening to the content for a few minutes, she basically couldn't understand a single sentence. Can't remember, let alone understand, the issues.

After Xiang Kun finished speaking, he paused and immediately said to Liu Shiling: "Little Lingdang, I will send you a few more magic coins later!"

Liu Shiling immediately became excited, clenched her little fists and said seriously: "Thank you, bald uncle! Don't worry, bald uncle, I will work hard! I will work hard to become so awesome!"

To her, Xiang Kun's "magic coin" is not a dollar or a simple coin, but the most precious, magical and powerful treasure in the world. The bald uncle wants to give her "a few more". For her, it is the greatest gift and reward.

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