THREE YEARS LATER.

On a sunny morning, Jianyu was reading a newspaper in the garden surrounded by orange trees. Surely, his wife's fetish for oranges was the same as before. It was such a beautiful and calm morning….

No! It was not! The house where monsters live can never be quiet!

"XIUYU…. ZHILAN… WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU BOTH?"

Jianyu blurted out the tea that he just picked to take a sip. This was Xiu Mei's roar…. Again, his two little monsters have done something that pissed her off.

"Dad…. Save us,"

"Daddy… Mumma will throw us into the forest, save us…"

Still wearing white bunny and yellow Pikachu pajamas from last night, they both came running, seeking protection.

He unfolded his legs and looked at two tiny humans who look like a walking ball of pink cotton candy, but one should not go by their innocent looks.

Though they look like his carbon copy, all their traits are after their mother. No! In fact, they are a thousand steps ahead when it comes to naughtiness, being cheeks and eating ice-creams.

And yes! They are equally curious about machines!

Not even a single appliance is left in the house which they have not unscrewed to see the internal structure. But….. age has its own limitations. They can only unscrew it, as far as closing was concerned that's Xiu Mei's department.

"Which appliance?" He asked helplessly.

Xiuyu, the youngest one wearing bunny pajamas slowly took out a thing that looks like a limb. To be exact, a robot hand!

"And this…" Zhilan pulled out another limb that looked like a robot's legs!

It shocked Jianyu to the core.

This time his daughters have dismantled the thing that no one in the house is allowed to touch!

It was none other than Xiu Mei's favorite…. 'Orange'

"Cough….What have you done?" He held his head in pain. "No! No one can save you this time, not even me! Go receive your punishment."

Xiuyu instantly faked tears. She climbed on Jianyu's l.a.p, begging for help. "Dad…. Momma will cut our supplies of ice-cream. Do something! Aren't you our favorite?"

Zhilan followed and started kissing Jianyu's cheeks. "Help us this time, okay? Promise we will give you half our share of ice-cream."

Jianyu "…"'can't believe one day I'll be bribed by Ice-cream.'

"Naughty girl, all you care about is ice-cream…. Your mom will throw me out of the house if I support you. No! Never! Not going to interfere this time." He looked determined.

"Dad, please… one last time. Yuyu love you a lottttttt."

"And Lanlan also..."

Both cried out in their baby voice. They know how to play the emotional card in front of Jianyu to curry favor. After all, he was a wife and daughter slave!

"No! She treasures Orange the most. I'm not becoming your scapegoat; my punishment will be worse than yours."

"Yo, brother! What's up?" Feng Junjie came in a jovial mood, wearing a floral shirt. It's the weekend, and he was here to spend time with his two monster niece.

Ah! It's his favorite part of the weekend.

"Uncle Juju…"

Jianyu raised his brows when both jumped off his l.a.p instantly and ran towards Junjie. 

The new scapegoat would be this 'Uncle Juju'…. Just wait and watch how these two will sacrifice him.

"Uncle Juju is best"

"Uncle is most handsome."

"Yuyu loves him the most."

"Uncle is most powerful."

"HERE YOU ARE." After searching the entire house Xiu Mei saw them in the garden, hoped in Junjie's arm who was receiving kisses on both cheeks along with praises.

Her eyes narrowed at the dismantled limbs which were lying near Jianyu's feet.

Jianyu behaved calmly and concentrated back on tea. His daughters will handle everything! He has full faith!

"Uncle, you want Orange, right? Your request accepted, Yuyu will make one soon." Little Yuyu said lovingly.

"Yes, Lanlan and Yuyu checked how mum made it. See, we are following your order so obediently. We love you the most." Little Zhilan wrapped her hand around him, indicating that everything was done at Junjie's order.

Feng Junjie pouted and acted pitiful, "Hmm, your mum is not making one for me. My Yuyu and Lanlan are the best-est. Uncle is proud of you."

"You promised to give us ice-cream."

"I want four."

"Aww… I'll buy a hundred."

Jianyu "…." 'And…. he is trapped! Fool!'

He cast a glance at his wife who was fuming red, holding Orange's torso in hand. He could see they diverted her anger to Feng Junjie.

Feng  Junjie realized Xiu Mei was saying something a while ago. He was too busy with his human dolls to notice anything. "Sister, you were saying something?"

"YES… My cute, innocent, handsome and charming, brother in law."

Feng Junjie "...." 'Something's wrong. This was sarcasm!'

"Hehee.... sister Mei M....."

"How dare you use my innocent daughters for your benefit?" He was cut short when she picked the dismantled limb, and fast-walked to hit Junjie on his a.s.s. "How many times I've told you not to have any thoughts about Orange. Yet you dared…."

"Oww…..Sister I didn't…. Ouchh…. That hurts…. Sister Mei Mei, please…. Ouch… mumma…. Save me…. Yuyu… Zhilan…. Save uncle….. Ouchh…."

He instantly put Yuyu and Lanlan down and tried to run away but was caught.

"Oww.... no.... not on my a.s.s.... OW.... You'll break it into two.... Help... someone help this poor man....."

Jianyu cast a glance at his two daughters, who were watching the free show, showing a row of small teeth.

These were definitely his and Mei's genes! Smart, yet cunning!

******

"Ouchh…. Be gentle…. It's my a.s.s that's now broken into two. Courtesy madam monster of this villa! Cruel…. Does someone beat like this…. My pretty ass….."

After receiving a fair beating he was sprawled on the couch with a.s.s facing the ceiling. Uncle Tom suppressed his laughter and placed a bag of cold compress on Junjie's a.s.s before taking his leave.

Little Yuyu and Lanlan were seated near Junjie, enjoying their ice-cream which they have received from Xiu Mei as her sorry for shouting at them.

"Uncle Juju, do you want a spoon of ice-cream?" Yuyu offered half licked spoon.

"Let me heal, you both won't be able to escape my spanking." Junjie's fury was at the top. How dare they set a honey trap for him!

"Mommy… Uncle Junju, bully."

Xiu Mei: "Hmm… looks like he needs another round."

Junjie protected his a.s.s, "NO! It's already fully baked…."

"Ma-Ma…." Xiu Mei heard a cheerful voice coming closer. Before she could react, a tiny squishy figure jumped into her arms and snuggled. "Missed me?"

"Give me a kiss first." She pointed at her cheek.

"Muahh…. Missed me?"

"Such a short kiss… I'm disappointed."

"MUAHHHHHH….. MUAHHHH…. MUAHHHH…. Did you miss me?"

She acted to ponder, placing a finger at her cheek….

"Stop bullying my son." A heavy male voice warned her.

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