Urban: Start the Girls’ Dormitory to Catch Ghosts

"So exciting, so exciting!"

The next morning, Xu Xian's eyes were red, and she excitedly said to Su Qing with dark circles under her eyes.

For a chick.

He will never forget what happened last night.

The key is that when he left, the old demon of Montenegro also gave Xu Xian a VIP card for whore.

That is to say, Xu Xian can come here anytime, anywhere for free, without being sucked by the female ghost.

Just need to be inhaled in front of the word "gas".

"Is it necessary to be so exaggerated?" Seeing Xu Xian's stamina, Su Qing was speechless.

Xu Xian grabbed Su Qing's arm, her voice trembling: "Master! My sister is not as good as you are to me. Today I know that my daughter is beautiful! The beauty is between the mountains and rivers, and the beauty of the West Lake can't be compared."

"In this situation, the scenery is very bright, and suddenly there is a peach blossom forest, hundreds of steps from the bank, there are no miscellaneous trees, the grass is delicious, and the fallen flowers are colorful... The forest runs out of water, and there is a mountain, and the mountain has a small mouth, as if there is light. . Then leave the boat and enter from the mouth. It was very narrow at the beginning, and it was only able to communicate with people. Ah~~"

Looking at Xu Xian with a silver face, Su Qing suddenly felt that Zhou Xue's little hot goods would definitely hook him.

After all, having experienced the explosion of modern information, coupled with sufficient practice and application of skills, although Zhou Xue is young, her kung fu is already perfect.

It's just right to deal with Xu Xian, who is just addicted to the **** of men and women.

"You can't say the same thing. Your sister and your brother-in-law have pulled you up, especially your brother-in-law. I can't compare to such kindness." Su Qing shook her head.

Li Gongfu is really an example of a good brother-in-law.

That was to raise Xu Xian as his own son.

Xu Xian suddenly fell silent when he heard the words, then sighed and said, "Master is right, there is no brother-in-law who can do this. He has paid for everything from food, clothing and private school. Over the years, I have It's not easy for my brother-in-law, I have to endure my sister's commotion from time to time, and I haven't been to the brothel."

Then his voice suddenly became high-pitched: "Next time, I will definitely bring my brother-in-law to have a good time together! Do my brother's filial piety well and make up for many years of kindness!"

Su Qing: "..."

Good guy, good brother-in-law of the nation!

Xu Jiaorong: My good brother is filial to my death.

"When you go back, start preparing for the big wedding. I'll buy you a yard for the teacher first." Su Qing said.

Xu Xian was deeply moved and said, "Sure enough, I have been a teacher for one day and a father for life. The master is so kind to me. He not only gave me a good wife, but also gave me real estate and silver."

This Xu Xian is already crooked.

"It's all right." Su Qing smiled. I stole your wife, so I have to compensate you.

Suddenly, the two stopped.

Because a monk is coming.

It is Comrade Fahai who does not understand love.

"Amitabha, the little benefactor, we met again. It seems that you really have a relationship with my Buddha."

Fa Hai smiled at Xu Xian.

"Old monk, I have no fate with Buddha, and I'm about to get married." Xu Xian didn't want to be a monk before he tasted feminine, let alone now.

Can a monk play a nun?

If not, he will be the hammer.

When a hammer can at least hit a nail.

But being a monk can only smash wooden fish.

Fa Hai was calm and calm: "Donor, the poor monk said earlier that the donor has great wisdom, has a relationship with my Buddha, is drunk and in love, and will only suffer a catastrophe. I only hope that the donor can see through the world after the calamity, and the poor monk Jinshan Temple presides. Fahai, I look forward to the good news of the patron."

After speaking, he knocked on the wooden fish and left.

Su Qing was ignored from beginning to end.

In front of him, dig his apprentice.

Can this ride be tolerated?

If Fahai is very big, then he can bear it, but how big can an old man Fahai be?

Moreover, in the whole play, Fa Hai seems to have been hooking Xu Xian to Jinshan Temple, and finally succeeded.

Su Qing must never let Xu Xian have a favorable impression of Buddhism, just in case, after all, the bald donkey is treacherous.

"Master, stay." Su Qing shouted.

Fahai stopped: "Amitabha, I don't know why this donor called Lao Na?"

"Do people in Buddhism take it as their duty to subdue demons and subdue demons and save the world? And I heard that Zen Master Fa Hai believes that all demons are evil, so he has zero tolerance for demons. I don't know if it's true or not?" Su Qing looked at Fa Hai and asked.

Fa Hai nodded: "The donor also has wisdom roots."

"So, I have something to ask for. The monsters in Lanruo Temple to the north gather here, and I hope the master will go and get rid of them." Su Qing asked sincerely.

The expression on Fa Hai's face instantly stiffened, and the wooden fish in his hand stopped knocking, sluggish in place.

Doesn't this make him go to death?

Of course he knew who was behind Lanruo Temple.

That is the old black mountain demon who can have a good time with the Tenth Palace Yama, he dares to subdue the demon and subdue the demon?

Seeing that he didn't say anything, Su Qing asked again, "Is there any difficulty? The Zen master isn't afraid, right? No, no, no, isn't he really afraid?"

Looking at Su Qing's exaggerated expression, Fa Hai's face twitched, and he wished that a wooden fish would hit him.

You are riding a horse to find fault on purpose!

"Have you seen it, Han Wen, this is a monk, one thing in his mouth and another behind his back, these bald donkeys are the most hypocritical." Su Qing pointed to Fahai's live teaching.

Xu Xian nodded, looking at Fa Hai with a hint of disgust, he hated hypocritical villains the most.

Fa Hai resisted his anger: "The donor is too extreme, Lao Na's Buddha Dharma is not good..."

"Since you know that you are not good at Dharma, you still dare to accept disciples. Isn't this a misunderstanding?" Su Qing took his words out of context and interrupted him directly.

As a gang master from the 21st century, the gang method has undergone numerous enhancements compared to ancient times.

In minutes, Fahai could not take care of himself.

Fahai:"……………"

Amitabha, hold back, hold back, monks cannot kill, Amitabha, good is good.

"Teacher, let's go."

Su Qing said in a victorious manner.

"Wait! What are you calling him!"

Fahai's eyes suddenly became bright.

"Teacher, what's wrong, I have decided to take him to practice." Su Qing stopped.

Fa Hai's face instantly turned hideous: "How could you accept him as your apprentice! How dare you accept him as your apprentice!"

"Yoha, old bald donkey, you mean to know some inside information." Su Qing was interested.

Most of the monks knew Xu Xian's identity, so he tried his best to get Xu Xian to take the initiative to enter Jinshan Temple.

Moreover, Bai Suzhen once robbed him of the elixir, and he did not kill Bai Suzhen in the end, but locked her up under the Leifeng Pagoda to practice.

Was it because he was kind-hearted that he didn't kill him?

Impossible! Don't even look at how much energy he spent to deal with Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing, and even forced Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing to flood the mountains.

So it's not that he doesn't want to kill.

But dare not kill.

It was also to force Xu Xian to go to Jinshan Temple voluntarily.

He wanted to lure Emperor Ziwei into Buddhism.

Combined with Guanyin and Zhenwu's promotion of Bai Suzhen's marriage to Xu Xian and having a child, and saving Ziwei into Buddhahood, perhaps this is also a negotiated part of Buddhism and Taoism.

It is this responsibility that Fahai undertakes.

Now it has been cut off by Su Qing.

How can he not be shocked, how can he not be angry?