Urban Sims

The comic book controversy caused Zhou Ming a little trouble. If dozens of classmates in the class hadn't tried their best to protect him, all his precious comic manuscripts would have been taken away by those black-faced instructors. What a loss. , but it was tragic.

Even if his hidden identity as a comic book author is accidentally exposed, his positive image of "excellent conduct", "proud of the academy", and "excellent academic" in the minds of the teachers will be ruined. .

Fortunately, those classmates were very helpful and strict with their mouths. Even though they knew privately that he was the author of those comic books, in order to continue to see those wonderful stories and in order not to lose that valuable spiritual food while studying boringly, Of course, in order to avoid the revenge of the "Qingzhou Academic Master", everyone kept tight-lipped and became excellent underground workers in front of the academy teachers.

"It's braised pork again. I'm tired of eating it already. Can't we do something new?!"

That day, while eating in the cafeteria, I saw Lu Wencai again with a pot of braised pork in front of him. He cursed loudly and slapped his chopsticks on the dining table.

Hearing this, the students at the table next to them who were accustomed to living in fine clothes at home also complained one after another. The braised pork is delicious, but how about eating it for three consecutive years? The delicacies of mountains and seas are not as good as tofu soup.

"Wencai, tomorrow is the ten-day holiday. Let's go to the state capital together and get a set of tableware." Zhou Ming suddenly raised his head and said.

"Boss, could it be..."

Sima Zhi's eyes lit up. He knew the boss's craftsmanship. In the Fuyu Tower in the state capital, the chefs with eyes that reached the top of their heads were tamed by his cooking. They knelt down one by one to worship him as their teacher and reluctantly accepted the offer. After several apprenticeships, Fuyulou is now a high-ranking official in the state capital. It takes thirty days to get a table in a top-notch restaurant, and the prices of food and wine are astonishingly expensive, but it still can't stop the enthusiasm of the guests to taste the delicious food. .

And his boss now not only owns 10% of the shares of Fuyu Tower, but is also a supreme VIP member. Sima Zhi and others, who have benefited from the boss's glory, now go to Fuyu Tower to spend money, and they don't pay a penny, and there are always seats available when they go.

But to be honest, after the boss’s guidance, Fuyulou’s food has gone up a few levels compared to before, but compared with the boss who rarely shows his hand, the gap is still as high as heaven and earth. He dares to vouch for it and will taste it whenever he tastes it. Anyone who has surpassed the skills of the boss will never forget that feeling in his life.

the next day.

Zhou Ming, Lu Wencai and the others went to the state capital and borrowed a set of pots and pans directly from Fuyu Tower, as well as a tank of soybean oil, some seasonings, and a bag of more than 100 kilograms of rice. They passed through the mountain behind the academy. He climbed over the wall into the academy through a secret passage, and then took the things over one by one. The heavy bag of rice, which weighed more than a hundred kilograms, almost knocked Sima Zhi, who was standing under the courtyard wall, to the ground.

You have a pot, a shovel, oil and rice. Then you can build an earthen stove by yourself, collect some firewood from the surrounding dense forest, and you can start a fire to cook.

Of course, a few people can't just eat white rice, they also have to get some vegetables.

How to prepare the food?

Of course it is stealing, stealing the vegetables that the teachers grow here and there in the academy, including vegetables, radishes, cabbages, leeks, etc. Sometimes they also steal some eggs laid by chickens, even chickens with eggs. They also stole a free-range piglet and made a roasted suckling pig with a fragrance that almost enveloped the entire academy.

Later, seeing that Lu Wencai and the others were getting better at stealing and had attracted the attention of the instructors, Zhou Ming asked them to get some bows and arrows and some fishing rods from outside to prepare for self-reliance.

As a result, those pheasants and rabbits that used to live a carefree and carefree life in the mountains behind the academy, with a considerable population, were in bad luck. They were often shot from nowhere while happily eating insects and grass. An arrow took away a small life and became a human meal.

Those who can't run on the ground can't run away, and the big birds flying in the sky are often unlucky. Even the fish in the lotus pond in the academy that have never been caught by anyone are often caught by dozens of fish in the middle of the night. The next day , all turned into a pile of white fish bones.

As the saying goes, if you walk too much at night, you will encounter ghosts sooner or later; if you do too many bad things, you will catch the ghost sooner or later.

No, in order to celebrate the birthday of a classmate in the class who had just turned eighteen, Zhou Ming specially asked Lu Wencai and the others to organize and summon hundreds of people to come over and organize a party at an old place in the back mountain. A large outdoor barbecue party.

In order to prepare for this barbecue party, Zhou Ming and the others made a lot of preparations. They shot dozens of pheasants and rabbits in the back mountain, and the roots of the vegetables in the teaching vegetable field were pulled out together. The lotus pond There were hundreds of fish caught... In short, this sumptuous barbecue party was meant to leave a deep impression on people.

It was also on this day that I saw thick smoke billowing from the back mountain. I thought it was a wildfire and walked over with a cane to take a look.

When he saw hundreds of students skinning and plucking hair, killing fish and washing vegetables, setting up firewood and lighting fires, their hands were dirty and they were so busy...

"What are you doing?!"

The old master's eyes were filled with anger, and he was trembling with anger. He walked over in a staggering step, pointed at the crowd and said, "The sage said: God has the virtue of good life, and all things have spirits, and there is no harm to them. A gentleman sees the beasts. I can't bear to see him die, hear his voice, and can't bear to eat his flesh. That's why a gentleman is far away from the kitchen! What kind of behavior do you have? What kind of behavior do you have? You are so angry, old man!"

The crutch in the old master's hand made a clanging sound on the ground.

The movements of everyone's hands stopped, and everyone lowered their heads, not daring to look at the old master.

"Reporting to you, Master! We are studying the seven arts of a gentleman and strive to become a perfect and true gentleman!"

A voice came from the crowd.

The old master was furious, pointed at the man and cursed: "That's nonsense! A gentleman only has six arts, how can he talk about seven arts? He is really uneducated and has no skills. You, it is really a shame of the academy. It cannot be carved after decay!"

But the man said: "Why can't cooking be regarded as art? Without cooking skills, how can we, gentlemen, put food on the plate or rice in the bowl? Without cooking skills, everyone lived in the primitive era, eating and drinking blood. Does the image of raw meat have anything to do with a humble gentleman? Without cooking skills, how can a gentleman get the food that is not tired of fineness and the meat is not tired of fine meat? Therefore, the student thinks that in addition to the six arts, this cooking skill is not something that we gentlemen can do. Completely ignoring, at the very least, everyone should cherish food, not be extravagant and wasteful, and cause less killing, isn't it also a gentleman's behavior?"

"color!"

Among the classmates who attended the party, some couldn't help but give a like.

The old master jumped up angrily and chased the man with his crutches, saying: "You are using strong words to argue against reason, strong words are not making sense, you will make me angry, you will make me angry!"

Under the staggering pursuit of the old master, the man had no choice but to flee. On the way to escape, he did not forget to say to Lu Wencai and the others: "You guys should get rid of all your things quickly. Next time you have a chance, you should go to Fuyu Tower to get together. Feng Hurry up, I'll be the first to talk!"

"Don't run, don't run, let me teach you a lesson!"

The old master pursued relentlessly, as if he wanted to chase Zhou Ming to the ends of the earth...

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