Urban Playboy

After reading the news of the reporter interviewing the small vendor, Sima Lin was even more excited than Chen Erpu, and continued to chatter on and on: "We buy from Yiwu Net, the price is 25 yuan per piece at 12 yuan, selling 100 a day would make 1,300 yuan right?"

Chen Erpu continued: "That's right! Do you have helium in your Tiannan City? "

"Helium is present everywhere, and Tiannan City is the capital city. How can there be no helium? We'll find out after checking on the internet! " Sima Lin said confidently as he opened the Heavenly Southern Chemical Industry Network. He quickly found the helium bottle that could hold balloons — — 1200 yuan!

Chen Erpu glared unhappily: The Tiannan City is inland, why is the price of helium more expensive than that of Hangzhou?

Sima Lin said joyfully: "It's not considered expensive. Let's check Yiwu's online shopping to see the wholesale price of the balloons over there!"

They opened the page to check, with light, with LED switch light type of one is 4.5 yuan, 5.5 yuan, 6 yuan and so on.

Chen Erpu scratched his head and said: "We will settle our debts. We have to clearly calculate the cost before we can purchase them online!"

Sima Lin frowned: "One bottle of helium for 1200 yuan, according to the 200 balloons charged, each bottle would cost 6 yuan. The cost of each balloon would also be 6 yuan, the total cost of each balloon filled with air would be 12 yuan.

Seeing that Sima Lin was serious with his calculations, Chen Erpu could not help but laugh: "As expected of someone from the Sima Clan, a traitor of the Sima Clan truly deserves its reputation.

"You idiot, are you scolding me?" Sima Lin grumbled back at Chen Erpu: "Sima has made quite a few famous people in history, and Sima Yi and Sima Qian are the most representative of them all. Are you sure Linzi is Sima Yi's descendant and not Sima Qian's descendant?"

Chen Erpu was startled, and then laughed with his mouth wide open: "Oh … Oh... Oh... "The two servants should be slapping themselves …"

Chen Erpu slapped his own mouth and laughed: "Brother Sima's ancestor is Sima Qian, which is possible. But according to what the two servants know, Sima Qian was afraid that his descendant was persecuted and changed to Feng He Tong after he finished his' Records of History '. Sima Qian's descendant surnamed Sima has not appeared after Emperor Han Wu, could it be that …"

"Stupid, stinky, stinky …" Sima Lin arbitrarily cut off Chen Erpu's words. "I won't waste time with you, let's figure out the price!"

Chen Erpu rubbed his neck and laughed, "The cost is 13 yuan, how about we sell it for 25 yuan?"

Sima Lin frowned and thought for a while before saying: "I want to sell them for 30 yuan!"

Chen Erpu stared at Sima Lin, and said doubtfully: "Isn't that a bit expensive? "If one sells for 30, the net profit will be 17..."

"What do you think about making money? "What a fool!" Sima Lin shook his head disdainfully at Chen Erpu, saying, "We'll start shopping online immediately!"

Chen Erpu opened his mouth wide and stared at Sima Lin: "Brother Sima, are you crazy? Start online shopping immediately? Where is the money? "Where did the money come from …"

Sima Lin was dumbstruck when he heard Chen Erpu talk about where the money came from!

Isn't it? Sima Lin and Chen Erpu's current economy was exhausted, the starting point for making money from small businesses was good, but where did the money for buying balloons come from?

Sima Lin pondered for a long time before raising his arms up. "Didn't the idiot just say that living people could be choked to death by urinating?"

"Yes!" The two servants said that the living would still be suffocated to death by urine! " Chen Erpu said solemnly: "But money is hard to come by, after all, money is hard to come by.

Sima Lin laughed loudly. He glanced at Chen Erpu and said, "Sheep hair is born from sheep!" He sniffed the mucus in his nose and replied, "Bend!"

"Lend it to you!" Ask if I can borrow it? " Chen Erpu stared at Sima Lin suspiciously: "It's almost time for us to graduate, which student would lend us money?"

Sima Lin repeated Chen Erpu's words as he paced on the ground: If we're about to graduate, who will lend us money?

It was a real problem, and everyone seemed nervous about graduating soon; not to mention people's financial constraints.

Sima Lin thought of his parents, and asked his parents? No, no, no, how could he open his mouth like that?

Sima Lin's family was slightly more spacious in Jiangnan, but his parents had already given him an extra year's living expenses.

Chen Erpu's home was a horse's tail that couldn't be lifted with tofu. It was already Amitabha's turn to ask for money from Chen Erpu;

Sima Lin thought for a while, but still couldn't think of a way, so he flung his arm: "I beg of you! We'll talk about it when we get back to the dorm! "

Sima Lin suddenly had an idea, he walked a few steps towards Chen Erpu and laughed: "Idiot, we forgot about one person!"

"Who?" Chen Erpu frowned as he stared at Sima Lin: "Where did we forget? Who else can lend us money? "

"He Ye!" Sima Lin was extremely excited: "He Ye can lend us money!"

"He Ye?" Chen Erpu squinted his eyes as he looked at Sima Lin, and said with a smile that was not a smile: "Brat, you're not a toad that wants to eat swan meat, are you?!"

Sima Lin walked a few steps towards Chen Erpu and joyfully said: "Idiot, where did you forget to go? Didn't the owner of the house, who was called Xiao Hong Ping, become He Ye's mother? He gave He Ye 10 thousand yuan on the spot! Furthermore, He Ye still has money to do other things, why don't we use it as a means to solve our emergency? "

Chen Erpu slapped his forehead and laughed: "Yes, yes! How could the two servants forget about He Ye! Brother Sima, how can you quickly go up to He Ye and borrow money from her! "

Sima Lin stared at Chen Erpu with unfathomable eyes and coldly snorted: "A fool would actually follow the wind and run away with the wind! Let Si Ma borrow money from He Ye … "

Sima Lin originally wanted to say something unpleasant, but halfway through, he looked towards Chen Erpu and laughed: "Idiots, it's like when you see He Ye and the Japanese devils gnashing their teeth, you can't eat my flesh and drink my blood; even if he has the mind to borrow money, she won't lend it to me!"

He Ye seemed to be able to feel He Ye's hatred for him, but Chen Erpu was unscrupulous in her heart. You dog, a tyrant like the back of, how could He Ye not hate you?

Chen Erpu thought in his heart as he stared at Sima Lin in a daze; After talking for half a day, it is equivalent to farting! "

"No!" Sima Lin raised his arm and said, "Idiot, you can borrow it! He Ye will not reject you! "

Chen Erpu's eyes were wide open as he looked at Sima Lin, who was bowing with both hands tightly clenched, "Brother Sima, how about you let your two servants live a few more years? If He Ye can lend me money, who the hell would believe it! "

"Try it!" Sima Lin said righteously: "How do you know that He Ye will refuse without trying? "If you don't fall into the tiger's lair, how can you fall into the tiger's lair? You don't understand …"

After all, Chen Erpu was an honest man, he had snot and saliva on his face, he had really dispelled his worries and went to the second apartment building to borrow money from He Ye …