Urban: I Am God

Chapter 303 It's Cheaper for You

"Besides, you have to consider that you are not married yet, and you should not get married within a year or two, and after that, she is not too young, and she should remember things. At that time, you still have trouble. "Hu Fei picked up two skewers, ate one by himself, and then handed her another.

"You, you can't say something less annoying, will you comfort people?" Bao Qingyu gave Hu Fei a depressed look.

"That's what I call a responsible friend, okay?" Hu Fei couldn't help laughing, "Let's be reasonable, it's better to think about these things in advance than later, I'm crying to comfort you, okay? ?"

"You don't want your face, do you want to comfort me when you cry? I'm obviously comforting you." Bao Qingyu rolled his eyes.

"Hey hey hey, what are you comforting me for? I am the one who comforted you first." Hu Fei stretched out his hand and rubbed her, "Tell me some truth."

"Who's unreasonable, think about it for yourself, I haven't said anything yet, but you're going to cry first." Bao Qingyu snorted.

"I suddenly remembered a sentence." Hu Fei shrugged his shoulders speechlessly.

"What?"

"What I learned from watching a movie recently, why do you women think that it is also a massage, that massaging your face can make you thinner, but massaging your chest can make you bigger?" Hu Fei looked at Bao Qingyu and said.

"...What do you mean? You say we women have double standards?" Bao Qingyu looked back at Hu Fei and asked fiercely.

"That's not what I meant. I just wanted to interview you. What do you think about the structure of your brain? I just think that the world will develop according to what you think." Hu Fei said with a smile.

"Isn't that because of your men?" Bao Qingyu pouted.

"No, this has nothing to do with us." Hu Fei was a little dumbfounded.

"Who made you like those with small faces and big breasts?" Bao Qingyu glanced at Hu Fei, "Isn't it?"

Hu Fei: "..." If you insist on saying that, I have nothing to say.

"No more. Go ahead." Bao Qingyu smiled and brought a can of wine and touched Hu Fei.

"Just do it, I'm afraid of you." Hu Fei was depressed, he had never been afraid of anyone drinking, especially his current physical fitness, what trouble? Are you afraid of drinking?

But this wine was drunk, and Hu Fei didn't know how the two of them were drinking, so they started feeding each other with their mouths. It's really strange, what kind of habit is this? Really.

Then, the car parked on the side of the road started to move.

"...No...you're not a chick, can this be solved?"

"...Your clothes are so strange, I've never seen this style before."

"Let's pull it, there are others that you haven't seen before, and a man like you still lacks women?"

"...No, your size is obviously not Asian, right? How can you be so big?"

"Yo, you're quite experienced."

"Have you never eaten pork or seen a pig run?"

……

Later, the space inside the car was too small, and Hu Fei didn't know what was going on, so he ran back to her house with her. In the county seat, there was a house that Bao Qingyu bought by himself. , but decorated very warmly.

One night, Hu Fei felt for the first time what kind of feeling Tong Yan Juhan was. It was so exciting.

……

When Hu Fei and the others returned to Bao Qingyu's house, it was already past one or two in the morning. By the time Hu Fei and the others finished their tossing, it was time for Hu Fei to practice. He fell asleep, and Hu Fei simply went to sleep after finishing his practice.

Fortunately, there are no specific posture requirements for the cultivation of Lingmiao Jue.

When Hu Fei fell asleep, countless memories suddenly appeared in his mind. These memories were as if he had personally experienced them, but they seemed to be watching a movie with an extremely deep memory. Fei felt like he was asleep and dreaming, but he seemed to be awake.

Because he knew very "soberly" that this was the memory of his previous life. In this strange state, Hu Fei didn't know how long it had passed, and then he seemed to become confused again.

It wasn't until Hu Fei felt his nose was itchy that he suddenly opened his eyes. As soon as he opened his eyes, Hu Fei saw Bao Qingyu who was lying on his chest, scratching his itchy nose with his hair.

The eyes of the two of them met, a blush flashed across Bao Qingyu's face, and then he snorted and said, "You guys don't have a good thing, you like to take advantage of others after drinking."

Hu Fei: "..."

"You know? You reminded me of a joke." Hu Fei said with a deep face.

"What's the joke?" Bao Qingyu stared at Hu Fei with wide eyes and asked.

"A man suddenly cried to his good friend one day, and his friend asked him, what's the matter with you? Why did you cry?"

"The man just said, buddy, I was wronged. I saw my wife with my own eyes last night..."

"His good friend said in astonishment, what's wrong? It's not your wife who gave you the green hat, right?"

"Then he said, no, he saw with his own eyes that his wife drank two catties of white wine, and she was still sober, and he couldn't help crying at that time."

"His friend was puzzled. What can't you figure out? What's wrong with your wife drinking too much?"

"Then he said, he couldn't figure it out. At that time, her wife drank a glass of beer and fell into his arms, and later said that he was taking advantage of the danger of others and that he was inferior to a beast. He must be held responsible, now They have been married for 11 years, lied to him for 11 years, and said that no one believed him in the beginning..."

"...Hu Fei, what do you mean...you mean I'll be a hooligan first?" Bao Qingyu's eyes flashed dangerously.

"Then let's scratch first... I remember ~www.novelmt.com~ Who was it that insisted on drinking a glass of wine?" Hu Fei said with a smile.

Bao Qingyu blushed and said, "Isn't that rushing to talk? Then you kiss me first, right?"

"Then it was you who fed me the wine, right?" Hu Fei snorted.

"Oh...why are you not a man at all?" Bao Qingyu directly lowered his head and took a bite on Hu Fei's chest.

"Ah...you belong to a puppy." Hu Fei couldn't help but barked in pain.

"How do you know? This girl is really a dog." Bao Qingyu was a little smug, and after speaking, she moved a bit, and then screamed in pain, "Oh, get up and take a bath, can you help me? Call me something to eat, I'm starving to death, I can't move."

"Uh, okay." Hu Fei touched his nose. Last night, he seemed to be a little crazy.

Lifting up the quilt, Hu Fei was about to get out of bed, and then Hu Fei was stunned for a while because he saw Luo Hong on the quilt.

"Eh?" Hu Fei turned to look at Bao Qingyu.

"What are you looking at? It's the first time I've never seen a woman." Bao Qingyu patted his forehead helplessly and asked.

"Your first time?" Hu Fei looked strange.

"There is a chance to hand it over in the middle, but because Guoguo, the other party doesn't like it, so I blow it up." Bao Qingyu said lightly, "So, it's cheaper for you, oh, you quickly take a shower and get something to eat, I am starving."

"Okay." Hu Fei scratched his head and walked into the bathroom with his legs raised.

Entering the bathroom, looking at himself in the mirror, Hu Fei took a deep breath. When he woke up just now, because he was facing Bao Qingyu, Hu Fei didn't show it. Just last night, Hu Fei's soul power increased. Much!