Urban Debt Collector

The trivial matters in the family are unclear, but the old saying is justified, and every family has sutras that are difficult to recite.

Time flies quickly, and it was the twelfth lunar month in a blink of an eye. Lu Tian and the others began to post couplets to invite the door gods, and they were very happy to go to the graves of their relatives. Various new year goods also entered everyone's field of vision through different channels.

Aunt Sun began to cook bacon, sausages, game and other things. The fragrance in the courtyard was not very big, and everyone had a happy smile on their faces.

Two years ago, Lu Tian spent the New Year alone in a village in Wangjiang City. This time he spent the New Year in the mountains, but the master was not there a few times!

At about 2:30 in the afternoon, Aunt Sun prepared all the bacon. Lu Tian specially prepared a plate for his grandfather, and then went to the grave with a basket.

This Spring Festival was the first time that Lu Tian and his master were so close, but he couldn't sit at a dinner table. It was also the beginning of his immaturity to maturity.

"Master, I remember you said that you would eat fat in the New Year, so that you don't stuff your teeth. You see, it's all fat.

This is the sausage made by Aunt Sun. It’s really hard to come by for dozens of miles of mountain roads. You can try it. "

In the past, Lu Tian couldn't control his tears when he came to the grave, but today he is unusually calm.

Even if he knows that the master's soul is not there, he still has to come to worship.

In this way, Lu Tian sat in front of the grave for an hour, and the cold winter was bleak, sitting alone in the solitary grave and drinking, how sad this scene!

This year's reunion dinner is more lively than before. Although Lu Tian is an outsider, no one treats him as an outsider.

At the wine table, everyone pushed their cups and changed them, and it lasted until 7 o'clock in the evening. Then a few men sat together and began to think about the future.

Although everyone's tongues were knotted, none of them went to bed early. Wu Lei cried loudly, hugging his old man's neck and calling his brother.

Lu Tian had already prepared the New Year's Eve, and Da Niu gave it to 300 as his uncle. Naturally, his uncle is 200, so he can't dominate him!

Of course, as a member of the profound sect, Lu Tian also has his own ceremony every year when he resigns from the old and welcomes the new. This is the minimum respect for ghosts and gods.

So at around 8:30 in the evening, he entrusted Aunt Sun to cook some wine and food for him in the open air, and then he and Daniel carried a wooden table to their old house.

Twelve dishes, two bottles of wine, four wooden stools, and a paper brazier are all placed in the old house.

Then Lu Tian took out the Zizhu debt collection order and put it on the table, then rolled a roll of yellow paper, preparing for the most important step of the New Year, please God!

Inviting God is like having a reunion dinner, calling all relatives and friends back, and everyone sits together to connect with each other, so it is very necessary.

And asking the gods can't open the heavenly eyes. Once the heavenly eyes are opened, you will surely be backlashed. This is the rule set by Master Lu Tian.

Therefore, in the past many years, Lu Tian would be very obedient every Chinese New Year and never dared to peek with the eyes of the sky. This is also the case this year.

In the words of the master, the more powerful people invited, the more immortal officials. There are 36 tables of immortals in the Taoist school, which means that the most powerful Taoist Taoists should sit at 36 tables. There are famous gods and Buddhas in the heavens. One is absent.

With the yellow money in his hand, Lu Tian’s mouth began to murmur: “As the old debt collector welcomes the new, Lu Tian, ​​the debt collector, invites all the immortals into my dojo. Zhao Erlang, Grand Master Li Gong, Fuxi Shennong, Emperor Xuanyuan, Emperor Thunder God, Earth Mother Yuanjun, Jade Emperor, Three Heavens Kaihuang, Five Sacred Lands, Shenxiao Palace, Dragon and Tiger Profound Altar Marshal Zhao, Yuhua Zhenjun, San Mao Zhenjun, five-star twenty-eight nights..."

As the yellow paper in his hand became less and less, Lu Tian’s voice became faster and faster. After the last bit of yellow paper was burned, he lit another pile. Although the immortals who invited would not appear one by one, this cutscene Still have to do enough.

After Lu Tian burned the whole three stacks of yellow paper, this first step was considered successful, and then the incense burning and other steps were carried out one by one, which lasted for nearly an hour before it ended.

As people living on the mountain, this must be done to invite mountain gods, and every household will take this step.

After everything was prepared, Lu Tian withdrew from the house and closed the door.

These things will be put away until tomorrow morning, so he doesn't have to rush to pack them.

That night, Lu Tian gathered around to play cards. Originally, they wanted to win Wu Lei's money.

For the next two days, Lu Tian and the others spent time with wine and meat. During this period, Lu Tian and Daniel went to pay a New Year greeting to Uncle Zhao and the others. Because Zhao Long’s girlfriend was going to the mountain on the fourth day of the junior high, so many things were required. Prepare in advance.

The things Lu Tian bought can make up for the lack of resources on the mountain.

"Old grandson, I'll invite you to come early tomorrow so that Daniel can pick up Liu Jing's relatives." By the fire, Uncle Zhao said with a dull face.

In fact, Uncle Sun said at noon today that Lu Tian and the others will get up early tomorrow to help.

"Old Zhao, your children and grandchildren have their own children and grandchildren, so you don't have to worry too much. Since Longwa agrees, let them go.

The times are different from ours, and the pressure on children is also great. If they are left at home, they may be harmed! "Uncle Sun comforted in a low voice.

After hearing these words, Uncle Zhao, who was somewhat silent, suddenly choked up, and tears flashed in the corners of his eyes.

"Brother, I cried in my heart. We worked hard and gave the best to Zhao Long. Unexpectedly, now he patted his butt and left, and threw our old couple to Zhao Hu. Now the most valuable cows in the family are those few cows. I think it’s hard to find a wife for Zhao Hu like this!

If it's over thirty, with Zhao Hu's ability, I'm afraid I can only find a second-marriage with a child. What do you think of me in this life? "

Having said this, Uncle Zhao began to cry. Although his voice was not loud, they could still hear Lu Tian in the bedroom clearly.

For this ending, Lu Tian and the others are also helpless, this is their own choice, no one can replace it.

In the early hours of the next morning, Lu Tian and the others got up early to help Zhao Long and the others. Every room was cleaned up again, and even a few cows all rushed to the mountain, fearing the smell at home.

Zhao Long is wearing a blue suit today. From the perspective of the fabric, it should be very valuable. The other person who originally looked good is even more handsome and extraordinary under the background of this suit.

"Long baby, who are they from over there?" Zhao Hu asked with a smile while walking on the way to pick up the woman.

"Her uncle, aunt and others have never been here, there should be seven or eight." Zhao Long echoed.

Hearing what the other party said, Zhao Hu suddenly stopped, and said with a serious face: "Didn't you say whether you are getting engaged? With so many people here, is it because they want to get engaged?

If this is the case, there is little preparation at home, can you discuss it with Liu Jing? "

It's not that Zhao Hu was surprised, but that there are rules for engagement. The man must buy things for the woman's family, which is human.

So you have to ask in advance, otherwise the woman will get hold of the handle, but you can say that the man’s parents are rude. They have heard about this before.

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