Two-dimensional Yellow Hair System

Chapter 32 Children of Jianghu, Jianghu Habits

Yagami Taiji closed his eyes, and with the help of some clues on Deadpool, he quickly captured the catastrophic power wandering in the world. Then, with his own catastrophic power, he absorbed all the catastrophic energy. .

Havoc's power grew dramatically during this process, and it was one step closer to returning to its heyday.

As for Deadpool, Taiji Yagami still left some of his energy to him, allowing him to still see through the origin wall and maintain his mother's free and funny life.

Natasha, who was sleeping next to Taiji Yagami, suddenly opened her eyes and pointed the gun at the door.

"Hai brother……"

Deadpool weakly put his head in, and after seeing the two people sleeping on the same bed, he made an ugly look on his face and said, "You guys are indeed sleeping together."

"The sons and daughters of Jianghu, the habits of Jianghu."

As Taiji Yagami said that, he immediately lifted the quilt. The two people below were neatly dressed. They were obviously just lying on the bed together and squinting their eyes.

"You shouldn't have such bad habits. Sooner or later you will have to take responsibility!"

Deadpool said to Taiji Yagami seriously.

In fact, he understands the information inside the Origin Wall, just like ordinary people surfing the Internet. Even if he knows that Scarlett Johansson and Ryan have been married, he has no idea about the internal affairs of the marriage and the inappropriate plots within the marriage, so he said When it comes to matters involving Scarlett Johansson and herself as an actor, most of them are gossip.

Deadpool is still very devoted to his current wife.

When Taiji Yagami and Natasha arrived at the hotel, it was not too difficult for Deadpool, who was a soldier, to check.

"Brother, I came here just to have a long chat with you and have a good chat."

Deadpool walked in directly from the door and said, "I thought you were going to my humble residence, but I didn't expect you to come here. The presidential suite. Are you so rich?"

"Oh, we just took some money in Francis' car."

Yagami Taiji said: "They should be going to trade. There is a whole box of money in the car."

Deadpool was confused.

"I seem to have missed 100 million!"

It took a long time before Deadpool said such a sentence.

He only wanted revenge and never thought about taking away a box of money.

"You come from the inside of the wall and have a more intuitive understanding of our world. Do you know if there is anything that can save my broken handsome face?"

Deadpool still hasn't given up on treatment for his face.

Because his own healing power is too strong, plastic surgery cannot be performed at all. If you open an incision on your front foot, the wound will grow back before the operation is performed. Because of this, Deadpool will also give up on himself during this period and occasionally stay at home. After staying at home for two days, when it was time to go out, I cut off my fat and threw it away.

"As I understand it, this world is a world full of miracles."

Taiji Yagami said: "Theoretically, anything in this world can be accomplished, and in the Marvel Cinematic Universe where we are, the research on biology has reached a quite advanced level. In that world, maybe You can ask Dr. Bruce Banner to see if he can restore your face."

"Hulk?"

As soon as Deadpool stopped Bruce Banner, he immediately knew it was the Hulk and said: "He looked forgiving, I want to go there after he has solved the problem with his girlfriend. After all, he is crazy and doesn't recognize any relatives, so if he targets me, Her little buttocks!"

After a certain version of the Hulk transformed, his nature suddenly exploded, so he found a female Hulk and had a blast.

"In our movie universe, the development of biology has even allowed the Winter Soldier with a broken arm and Stark with a gap in the chest to regenerate."

Natasha said from the side.

"Wait a minute, I want to ask you something."

Deadpool looked at Natasha and said, "How many men have you, the Black Widow of 1984, experienced?"

The Black Widow in the comics is also an evergreen tree among the supporting characters. Because of the popularity of the character, every artist who takes over a comic book has to have the Black Widow have an affair with the character he writes. After a lot of back and forth, the Black Widow is directly made into a character. It’s the biggest bus in Marvel, and almost every male hero has ridden on it.

But in the movie, Natasha's character background has also been modified. She is not a contemporary character of Captain America in the comics, but a person who was born in the former Soviet Union in 1984. She was trained and entered the SHIELD under the guidance of Hawkeye Barton. bureau.

The characters’ experiences are very different.

"Are you seeking death by asking this question?"

Black Widow put the silencer on the gun in her hand and pointed it at Deadpool's head.

"For the love of Scarlett Johansson, answer my question. This is the answer a male fan wants to know."

Facing the gun in Natasha's hand, Deadpool continued to ask questions without changing his mind.

"No!"

Natasha replied coldly.

"No?"

Deadpool instantly became furious, pointed at Natasha and said, "*** also said she didn't..."

"Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang..."

Machine gun fire.

After learning that mutants and Deadpool had the characteristics of immortality, Natasha fired without hesitation. All the bullets hit Deadpool. Under the silencer, there was no loud sound. But Deadpool was almost beaten into a puddle of mud under this bullet.

Yagami Taiji shook his head, this was completely his own fault.

As for *** information, naturally when Taiji Yagami and Natasha were talking about the differences, they talked about this aspect. Taiji Yagami said that this enlightenment mentor does not exist in the Marvel world, but professional Natasha Tasha heard it too.

"Okay, okay, I won't say anything anymore."

Deadpool lay on the ground and directly begged for mercy, saying: "In addition to the Hulk, there should be Thor and Loki in your world. Loki's spell should also be able to change me back to my original state."

The spells Loki learned cover all aspects. In addition to cross-dressing and illusion, he is also quite proficient in other aspects.

"I'm afraid Loki will put a curse on you and turn you into a frog."

Yagami Taiji said: "In that universe, I seriously offended Loki."

In a certain episode, Loki cursed Thor, causing Thor to become a frog, but he still raised Mjolnir and fought as a frog.

"If it were me I'd probably turn into a toad."

Deadpool said: "After all, my face is full of pits, so it fits well with a toad."

"You know, every 59 seconds, a minute passes."

Yagami Taiji said thoughtfully.

"Isn't it 60 seconds?"

Natasha asked from the side.

"Gou?"

Deadpool interface.

While they were chatting, the bullet Natasha shot at him had been ejected from his body, and the various serious injuries sustained throughout his body had almost recovered.

At this time, Deadpool had climbed up from the ground, sat on a chair, and played Solitaire with Yagami Taiji with great interest.

"What a dog? It's causing trouble."

Yagami Taiji decisively changed the topic.

"You were the one who caused the trouble first!"

Deadpool said with certainty: "In other words, if I follow you to the Marvel Cinematic Universe, I will probably be able to save my little face?"

"Yes for sure!"

Yagami said with certainty: "If you can get some of the information or potions, that would be a better thing. It can greatly reduce the research time of others. You know, in the movie universe, I am the president of the United States. .”

The President of the United States holds great power. With the vigorous development of biological and genetic engineering, it is really not too difficult to overcome Deadpool's skin problem.

"Oh yeah!"

Deadpool clenched his fist and said: "Great, then I will follow you to the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Following you will probably allow me to get rid of the established historical trajectory and my own identity issues, and truly move towards my own destiny. The path of life.”

At the peak of his life, that is, when he proposed to his girlfriend, cancer was diagnosed at the right time. From the perspective of Deadpool at this time, everything that happened was to advance the plot and push him to his current full-face appearance. Deadpool is destroyed but gains the ability to regenerate.

This is not his original intention, nor is it the life he wants. It would be great if he could get rid of it.

"I'm going to investigate further about those potions now."

Deadpool gave Yagami Taiji a military salute and said seriously.

"It would be great if you could get mutant genes."

Taiji Yagami continued: "If I remember correctly, there is an organization in the world that specializes in studying mutants, and within this organization, there seems to be genes of various superheroes."

"Don't talk about this yet."

Natasha interrupted: "I'm wondering, have you found a way for us to go back?"

Listening to Yagami Taiji's words, she seemed to have a feeling of being in control, Natasha quickly reminded her.

"I figured it out!"

Yagami Taiji said firmly.

For him, the secret of the Universal Rubik's Cube is no longer a secret. If he wants to activate the space gate, he only needs a little bit of power from the Universal Rubik's Cube.

"It's just that by borrowing the power of the Cosmic Rubik's Cube, you will encounter many, many parallel planes like us. At that time, no matter how beautiful the life in the parallel plane is, you cannot have any nostalgia, otherwise, it will be very difficult. You might fall into another world."

Taiji Yagami warned Natasha and Deadpool.

"Don't worry, don't worry."

Deadpool said calmly, and the moment he received the call, his expression changed greatly.

Kidnap my girlfriend?

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