Twin Cities: Hero Witness System

Vol 3 Chapter 7: The old man is stupid

In the afternoon, when Lin Wen returned home, he naturally put on his apron and made soup in the kitchen. The meat was bubbling in the boiling soup, and the chopped vegetables flew in orderly. in the pot.

"Master, wind magic is really convenient."

"Yeah, that's what I think too." Lin Wen nodded, and when he lifted his hand lightly, the seasoning flew into his hand.

Thinking about it now, it's great to be born in Zaun. If you travel to another country, it's so easy to get to know the gods?

Janna, a **** of good communication, is the No. 1 in the entire Rune Continent.

And wind magic is really useful.

Taliyah was sitting at the dining table, looking at Lin Wen's back, holding her chin, she slammed her mouth.

After returning to Zaan from Shurima, Lin Wen rarely cooks. At first, old Zhuolang was cooking at home. Later, he didn’t know what was going on. After the old man found a drinking buddy, he ran outside every day. The task of cooking became Kai'Sa's.

But occasionally Lin Wen will show off his craftsmanship, and Taliyah has been thinking about her chef's cooking skills after eating it once.

It's not that my wife's cooking is bad...well, absolutely not.

It's just that the chef's cooking is really delicious!

Taliyah propped herself up and walked to the kitchen to help Lin Wen serve dishes.

"Is the little teacher coming to dinner today?"

"Boom?"

Lin Wen wiped his hands, and beside him were a few flying plates with vegetables in them, flying steadily towards the table.

Taliyah followed Lin Wen with a bottle of drink in one hand.

"Say explosion, explosion is here."

Taliyah: "..."

Lin Wen just wanted to say that he didn't know whether she would come or not.

Exploding... Her little brain is really full of ideas.

But today's words should come. After all, Lin Wen asked Wei to pick up Sejuani. For dinner, Wei should bring Sejuani and the two girls from Winter's Claw to eat together.

As for what Wei will bring them to eat... that's not Lin Wen's business.

In other words, the two girls in the Claw of Winter are strangely beautiful.

Well, that doesn't seem to be the point.

In short, Wei was not at home, and Bakuba was not a person who would like to stay by himself, so Lin Wen had thought that she would come over for dinner today.

But just as he was about to expand the magic to sense it, Lin Wen helplessly shook his head with a smile.

To be able to rush upstairs in such a crazy way, who else is there except for the explosion?

"Lin Wen!"

A wild explosion has appeared!

He also had a blue hat in his hand.

"Aha! Am I here just in time?"

He tied a black coat with roses on his waist, his long sleeves were fluttering around, and his extra-long hair was tied into two oversized giant blue balls. Because there are various experiments to be done today, the explosive clothes are all convenient for exercise. The upper body is an ordinary short black body, and the lower body is a pair of black five-point pants, showing the fair and pink calves.

When doing experiments, long braids are easy to get dirty and dangerous, so they are tied into two big balls.

But don't say, such two large blue balls, with the exquisite little face of the explosion, look more cute and energetic.

With one hand on the doorknob, he tilted his head and shook his two big **** triumphantly.

Old Zhuolang, who had just walked out of the door, saw this and walked straight up. He slapped his scalp **** Bang Bang's head, and hit a big ball with force.

"Oh, old man, what are you doing!"

He quickly held down his big ball and looked at old Zhuolang aggrievedly.

With a quirky personality and a naturally charming face, once this little expression is made, let alone how pitiful it is.

But old Zhuo Lang didn't eat this set at all.

He watched this girl grow up. He used to be quiet and quiet when he was a child, but the longer he grew up, the more lively he became.

"Be honest, you crazy girl."

"Go and eat." Old Zhuolang said.

"Quick, burst, come over for dinner." Lin Wen also beckoned.

"Hmph, I don't want to bother with you."

Following behind Lao Zhuolang, Bakuba lowered his head and said in a broken way.

As soon as old Zhuolang stopped, she stopped immediately, and turned her head away from looking at old Zhuolang.

"Dead girl..."

Old Zhuo Lang said something.

In exchange, after he turned around, Bakuba immediately stood up on one foot, winked at Zhuo Lang's back, stretched out his hands, pressed his cheeks, and stretched forward with a "swoosh!"

Snake Fist! Explosive master!

Taliyah saw this scene at the dining table, and quickly lowered her head to hold back her smile.

Lin Wen couldn't help but laugh.

Boom... Really a pistachio.

Her little teacher is really a very interesting person.

......

At the dinner table, old Zhuolang looked at Bakuba, then at Taliyah, and finally, looked at Lin Wen next to Bakuba, and asked loudly:

"Stinky boy, why hasn't Kai'Sa come back? Are you lying to me?"

Old Zhuolang poured himself a glass of wine and drank it. He said loudly, "To be honest, Lin Wen, did you make Kaisha angry? That's why she didn't come back?"

"Damn old man, what's the matter? I have a good relationship with Kai'Sa." Lin Wen glared at Old Zhuolang angrily.

What is the dead old man talking about?

As for what Old Zhuolang was thinking, Lin Wen knew of course.

The old guy feels that he is getting old, and now he expects Lin Wen to have a child every day, and that he can hold a grandson.

For this reason, he had made do with Lin Wen and Wei for a while.

Although Wei was very violent, old Zhuolang could see that Wei was actually a very gentle and delicate girl, and Wei had a big butt, so she looked like a fertile one.

But the result was unsuccessful.

Then, Kaisha came.

Well, old Zhuolang changed his goal to match Lin Wen and Kai'Sa.

"Well, why haven't you come back yet? Didn't you tell me to come back soon? It's been another week."

"What's the hurry, Kai'Sa went to find her father." Bang Bang added beside him.

Then, burst into the heart and quickly started Xiao Jiujiu.

Kasha? don't come back... uh!

Well, no, no, no, not coming back.

If Kai'Sa really doesn't come back, it's been a long time, and I'm sure I'll be sad when the time comes.

On the surface, it's not arrogant...but in fact, Bakuto likes Kai'Sa.

So come back later, come back later.

Yes, just come back later!

Come back when I get Lin Wen done!

I thought while biting my chopsticks.

"There must be some trouble." Lin Wen looked at Old Zhuolang, picked up a piece of meat and put it in his bowl, and said, "You should stop thinking about it, what are you worried about every day?"

"Aren't you in a hurry? I'm in my fifties!" Old Zhuolang stared at Lin Wen and said loudly, "There are very few Zuan people who can live to this age, but I don't know when I'm going to die, of course I in a hurry."

"You are dead, you are still early." Lin Wen put the soup in front of old Zhuolang again, and said angrily: "Wear the amulet I gave you well, you can live to be a hundred years old, If you still want to live after the age of one hundred, go to Victor and Jace for help, and then make a makeover for you, so that you can live to be a thousand years old and become a real dead old man."

"Remodel a fart, I'll live a thousand years of a fart."

"Stinky boy, what have I lived for so long?"

Bang Bang with chopsticks in his mouth, tilted his head and spit out a sentence: "Being a bastard?"

"..."

Old Zhuolang's blue veins burst out, and he slapped the table and said, "Damn girl..."

Bang Bang quickly lowered his head, then moved his body and leaned towards Lin Wen.

Very few people dare to beat her in Zaun.

Vander and Shirko are absolutely spoiled, and so is Vi.

What about Lin Wen? Lin Wen had never beaten her before, so it was even more impossible to beat her now.

It's not that Lin Wen doesn't beat women, but he doesn't beat Nagakapolos? hum...

But Lin Wen would never hit his own woman.

But old Zhuo Lang is an outlier.

First of all, this dead old man is Lin Wen's father, and now it is her father to round up.

Secondly, this dead old man had slapped her a few times when he was a child. When he was eleven or twelve years old, he had beaten his **** with a bamboo stick.

The key is that Vander called it well after he knew it!

There is a kind of refreshing feeling that I can't make a move, but someone finally has it.

Shirko didn't dote on her that much at that time, so he just turned a blind eye to this matter, what about Wei?

Wei was eating the popsicles and snacks that Zhuolang gave her, watching her sister get beaten like that.

In short... Bang Bang is actually really afraid of old Zhuo Lang.

"You stop staring at her." Lin Wen said helplessly.

"You can protect it now. Look at you, you crazy girl. When you pass the door, I will ask you to wash my feet every day."

"I'm going to pour Kai'Sa, I'm going to be the big one, she's the small one, and the small one is going to be poured."

"The elders are sensible, only the elders have to do this kind of thing." Old Zhuolang said immediately.

"Well, then I'll make it small. In short, I won't give you a foot wash."

Lin Wen stretched out his hand, slapped himself on the face, and was speechless at the quarrel with Zhuo Lang: "Alas..."

Taliyah listened to the silent interaction with a smirk all over her face.

The little sparrow ate his mouth full of oil, holding his rice bowl and watching stupidly.

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"We're finally here..."

Looking at the brightly lit city in the distance, the woman in the cloak rubbed her cheek vigorously.

Behind him, the man who was wearing a larger pilgrim's clothes and covering his face immediately touched his head embarrassedly and said, "Actually, it didn't waste much time, right?"

"Father, we could have returned to Zaun eight days earlier..."

At this point, Kai'Sa was able to take off the hood.

A lot of people here know her and they don't care what Kai'Sa looks like.

Former merchant ships docked on the side of the Pilt River in Piltover in the Twin Cities. Because there is no document to directly enter the ports of Pizu and Pizu, it can only drive here.

Kassadin stopped talking.

Following behind his daughter, he still frowned when he saw the brightly lit and resplendent city.

He had been to Zaun and Piltover many times, and it could be said that Kassadin was familiar with these two cities. But now, he had to admit that he didn't know anything about these two cities.

In just a few years, this twin sister city was separated from Kassadin's memory and turned into a look he was completely unfamiliar with.

"Come on, father."

There was urgency in Kai'Sa's tone, she couldn't wait to see Lin Wen.

But this made Kassadin a little uncomfortable.

In these days of getting along with her daughter, Kai'Sa has never been so eager. Only when it comes to Zaun and the kid named Lin Wen, Kai'Sa's tone will change.

Kassadin took a deep breath: "..."

The Void Blade in his hand... is hard!

This is also the biggest reason why Kai'Sa will return to Zaun late, because Kassadin is in the middle of it.

Although Kassadin didn't intend to intervene in his daughter's love, he certainly wouldn't stop Kasa's love, because he didn't have the qualifications.

But as a father, Kassadin will of course still have some small emotions.

Daughter cares about other men so much...

Moreover, the Zaan man named Lin Wen, Kassadin still doesn't know what kind of thing he is.

From his daughter's words, Kassadin heard the message that this guy is called Lin Wen, he is a bit lazy, likes to let Kaisha beat his back, likes to say that Kai'sa is not, likes to feed Kaisha to eat...

Wait, just for this information, if it wasn't for Kai'Sa naming the relationship at the beginning, Kassadin would have thought that his daughter was kept as a pet!

"Can we go in directly?"

Kassadin followed behind his daughter and said, "I don't have a pass."

"Should... not need it?" Kai'Sa said after thinking for a while.

"No need?" Kassadin didn't understand.

"Lin Wen is actually very powerful, father." Kaisha explained.

Kassadin nodded, but did not speak.

And when Piltover passed the border, several law enforcement officers came up immediately.

"Hello, please stop!"

"Please show your pass."

Of course Kai'Sa didn't bring any pass.

Opening her mouth, she was about to say her name and Lin Wen's name.

Then...

"Wait...you, are you Kai'Sa-sama?"

The middle-aged law enforcement officer looked at Kai'Sa in astonishment. Under the orange light, Kai'Sa nodded vigorously.

"Hurry up, get out of the way."

"It's our Kai'Sa from Zaun that has returned."

The middle-aged law enforcement officer immediately said loudly.

He recognized Kai'Sa, although she was wearing a pilgrim costume at the moment, but from Kai'Sa's black hair, and that face, he recognized it. This is the man who fought alongside the Zaun Marshal.

"Ka'Sa? Ah, is it the female companion who often follows Senator Lin Wen?"

"Quick, quick, open the door, let's go!"

"Lord Kai'Sa, please."

"I..." Kaisha blinked, feeling a little uncomfortable, but thinking that she would encounter this kind of thing when attending an event with Lin Wen, she calmed down immediately.

And what about Kassadin?

"???"

Lin Wen, shouldn't he be a Zaun punk?

What is Mr Lam Man?

Also, what is Lord Lin Wen?

Among the merchants in Shurima, and even in Gutar, Kassadin often heard merchants complain that the magistrates of the Twin Cities were unreasonable.

And now, that's a bit inhumane?

"Wait~www.readwn.com~ Kai'Sa, what exactly does that Lin Wen do? Didn't you say he was a boss of Zaun?"

"Yes." Kai'Sa nodded and said, "Lin Wen is the head of Zaan."

"The gang leader who can command the law enforcement officer..."

Kassadin froze suddenly.

Wait, my daughter only said that the kid named Lin Wen was a boss, but didn't say that he was the boss of the gang...