Transmigrating into a 90’s Cat, I Want to Work for My Home Country

    "Maomao learned from Lei Feng, and has hidden merits and fame. Congratulations to Mao Mao, who completed the task in an unexpected way and gained 20 achievement points."

    "Congratulations to Mao Mao, another solid step on the long journey of healing cats."

    Bai Xiaxia: "..." Don't brag, Uncle Monkey is here to ask for the account.

    Alas, monkeys don’t want to lend money, Maomao’s loans are temporary, but there is no money to repay the crematorium.

    With an empty pocket, the cat is flustered.

    She is worried that the old monkey lion will open her mouth and give her a loan shark.

    The average lifespan of golden monkeys is 16 to 18 years. The old monkey with wrinkled skin squatted on a high tree branch, and the tree it occupied was one of the tallest trees in this dense forest.

    Press the right forelimb on the hind leg, use the squatting posture that monkeys are most accustomed to, and scratch the itch.

    Bai Xiaxia politely declined the invitation to groom each other with the old monkey, which seemed to be a way of greeting for the monkeys of the same monkey group to express friendship.

    Just ask the old Beijinger, "Have you eaten yet?"

    "Eat!"

    "Jeep!"

    Two light yellow baby monkeys jumped over from the next tree branch one after the other, the bigger little monkey chatted and crawled up to the old monkey with something joyful.

    The dexterous long tail fluffy hangs down the branches of the tree, and when it is still, it looks like a delicately crafted golden monkey doll. The monkey's wet black eyes looked at Bai Xiaxia.

    "For me?"

    "Haw!" A small group of monkeys held Bai Xiaxia's drink in a dried fruit shell.

    The husk is a sun-dried wild fruit peel, which Bai Xiaxia has never seen before. It feels a bit like orange peel, but has the flexibility that orange peel does not have. It should have been well-maintained, with green juice in it, with a faint scent of sweet and wild fruits, it seems to be a drink like fruit juice.

    Monkey's life is better than hers. Baixiaxiawo has been in Cuilianshan for more than half a year, and she has never had a sip of juice.

    Milk does not count.

    Bai Xia Xia held the juice in her left paw and took the opportunity to touch the super beautiful and delicate little monkey.

    The little monkey lowered his head to touch Bai Xiaxia, he was good... Bai Xiaxia's paws pressed the little monkey's ears, and the monkey's ears were covered with long hair, revealing a little outline .

    This little monkey is incredibly beautiful, the fluffy hair is clean and soft, and the white hair at the corner of the mouth looks like a mustache.

    The big eyes are dark, bright and clean.

    "You look so good." Bai Xia Xia's paws groped along the beautiful little monkey's fur, and did not encounter any tangled hair balls. It's very smooth, like touching silk and satin, and it's silky smooth to the end.

    The little monkey lowered his head shyly, and rubbed his paws on his legs excitedly: "Really, really?"

    The cat nodded, "The cat thinks that a monkey as beautiful as me will definitely have a female monkey willing to raise me in the future... Right?" The cat, circled just right, doesn't make the cat hate it, expresses the desire for intimacy very appropriately, and stares at Bai Xiaxia with round eyes that look forward to approval.

    Bai Xiaxia was stunned for a moment and almost said: It doesn't matter if there is no female monkey, I will keep you!

    "Stupid monkey, you are going to **** me off!" The comfortable and lazy old monkey stopped shaking his tail and pretended to be deep. Stop humming the twisted and messy tune, and the big soft tail is like a dexterous snake, rolled up like a whirlwind, like a chain that firmly locks the little monkey.

    Hang the monkey upside down from the tree, head to the ground and feet to the sky.

    The calm old monkey lost his composure and his hair was thorny.

    Angry hair rushing to the crown, the monkey's dark face is comparable to that of the bear: "You are male, male, male!"

    The little golden monkey was locked by the big tail and swayed back and forth like a swing.

    The golden monkeys who were grooming each other on the surrounding trees or basking in the sun sporadically turned their faces and watched the fun.

    Bai Xiaxia clearly saw the family of several monkeys on the opposite side. The mother monkey took two excited little monkeys to the heights, so that they could watch the lively from the nearest distance.

    He also stretched out his paws and pointed at the shaking little monkey, laughing constantly.

    Bai Xiaxia... Perhaps, it is a gene that exists in the bones of all creatures to like to watch the same kind of excitement.

    The beautiful little golden monkey kicked its legs and was very unconvinced, "Can't the male be good-looking? The cats just praised the monkeys."

    Bai Xia Xia...Beautiful, beautiful monkey plan? She became a favorable evidence to be cited?

    The bear monkey was disobedient, and the old monkey glared at Bai Xiaxia.

    Bai Xiaxia silently shrinks her claws, reducing her sense of existence: ... cats are innocent!

    The old golden snub-nosed monkey exudes a thick low air pressure, with its short nose humming and panting heavily. He slapped the tree under his buttocks with his arms, making the little golden monkey go silent, and the hairy monkey hugged himself tightly and shrank into a ball.

    The yellow one sways back and forth like a fur ball, like a yo-yo.

      The big monkeys and the little monkeys huddled together, pretending to groom each other.

    Bai Xiaxia is quite surprised, the majesty of the old man goes deep into the heart of the monkey! She was thoughtful, and Mao Mao's right paw supported her little chin: Perhaps, this old monkey is smarter than she thought.

    "For monkeys, all you have to learn is strength and intelligence! Strength helps you live better, and intelligence helps you live better. Everything else is useless. Throw it all away, throw it away!" The old monkey was so angry that he wished he could beat his chest like an orangutan, expressing his indignation and hatred that iron would become steel.

    Bai Xiaxia's mind came up with the news that parents turned into fire-breathing dragons to help their children with homework, but was so angry that they were admitted to the hospital for myocardial infarction... Deja vu, such a familiar feeling...

    Oops, being a monkey. Can't escape the fate of being mad at the bear child.

    The majesty of the old golden snub-nosed monkey no one dared to speak, and everyone looked at the little monkey curled up and shivering. I was so afraid that I couldn't do it, and still insisted on stubbornly refusing to admit defeat.

    The young and firm answer came from the monkey: "That doesn't affect my beauty."

    "Why does the parent have to be male? I want to form a family and let the female monkey be the parent. To stop me, you are wrong!" Monkey: "Intelligence and strength are for a better life, and I have other ways to live a better life."

    "Get comfortable and live..."

    The little monkey is underage, his speech is upside down, and his twitter is not clear to convey the real meaning.

    The idea of ​​it is rebellious and ridiculous to the monkeys. All families in the snub-nosed monkey group are polygamous, and in small families, the parents control everything.

    If an adult male monkey wants to become a parent, he must defeat the parent of a certain family to show his strength and presence. After defeating the other party, he can take over the other's family and become a parent.

    This process is the survival of the fittest, and it is also a necessary link to maintain the social structure of golden monkeys, so that the monkey group can survive better in the dangerous natural environment.

    This beautiful little monkey who softened Bai Xiaxia's heart, doesn't want to be a parent, doesn't want to be a parent who controls the family and fights, he wants to be covered by the mother monkey.

    What a fresh and refined monkey with an epoch-making idea!

    The old monkey was furious, and was furious! Excited to explode!

    The exposed tail slapped the monkey who rebelled against my grandson and broke my heart: "You, you, you! This monkey, don't think about it!"

    The monkey group made rustling laughter, the big monkey and the little monkey pointed at the beautiful little golden monkey, and their eyes were full of ridicule.

    Bai Xiaxia understood, the Persian cat bit his right paw tangled.

    Refresh your knowledge again!

    No matter what she knows today...so maverick! The Buddhist and depressing black bear house, in front of this monkey who was determined to grow up and was raised by a rich woman... Very good! very powerful! Monkey, you are very promising!

    The cat applauds, the cat turns around for you!

    The old monkey is still heartbroken, crackling with whimsical lessons, challenging the authoritative monkey, this scene is like a golden monkey family ethics drama.

    Bai Xiaxia looks so happy.

    I haven't watched a movie for a long time, and since she became a cat, she has no entertainment. I just read this magazine in the hospital two days ago. Compared with the exciting and fun novels and TV series of later generations, the content of the magazine is empty and boring. Bai Xiaxia almost fell asleep after reading it.

    The only thing I regret... Lan watch the lively eating melon and Miaomu to get popcorn and coke... Just some melon seeds!

    The old golden monkey was finally speechless by the anger of the little monkey.

    The monkey gave the monkey a dozen times like a vent, and weakly taught it: "Do you want the female monkey to be the parent? You ask us, which female monkey is willing?"

    "..." At the same time, the old golden monkey swept the audience with majestic, cold and murderous eyes.

    All the monkeys bowed their heads silently, and the strongest young monkeys did not see it.

    "That's because I haven't grown up yet. When I grow up and become the most beautiful golden monkey, there will be a female monkey willing!" The little golden monkey is confident about his unparalleled beauty. Infinite confidence.

    Bai Xiaxia smash it, smash its mouth: monkey! Which Mary Sue Jack Sue heartthrob script did you take? The mountain will fall, and the water will flow. The rich woman has a heart!

    "Cough cough~"

    The old golden snub-nosed monkey beat up the rebellious young monkey, and his mood was relieved. It's just hard to beat people, the old monkey is getting older, panting and changing to a more comfortable position. The whole monkey squatted against the tree trunk, and said quietly: "Oh, there is a kitten in debt."

    Bai Xiaxia: …I know I owe you money! No need for extra emphasis!

    "Maomao, you are also very beautiful, but you don't like cleanliness very much. I will come back after taking a shower in the future, and I will find you to play!" The little monkey who was thrown three or four meters away by a tail With his tail curled up in the branches of a tree, he hangs himself upside down among the branches.

    Wandering around, hugging her chest with her claws, she is playful and cute.

    Mao'er floated like cotton wool, "If you change your mind, remember to come and find me."

    "Remember my name, I'm handsome."

    Bai Xiaxia couldn't give a thumbs up, the mandarin ducks stared at him with piercing eyes, and sincerely and sincerely praised: "This name is good! It's especially suitable for you!"

    The little monkey crawled away happily.

    "Alas..." The old golden monkey was melancholy, looking up at the sky at a 35-degree angle.

    On the tall and empty branches of the tree, there is an old monkey as sad as a lilac.

    Bai Xia Xia Shun mouth comforted: "The monkey is still young, he will be sensible when he grows up."

    "Why doesn't this little monkey know good or bad? I beat him for his own good!"

    Bai Xiaxia: "…"

    This conversation is so familiar, it often happens between angry parents of rebellious children and friends who eat melons.

    The careless perfunctory comfort, the angry answer.

    Bai Xia Xia cat face embarrassed.

    The cat thought about it for a while, but was still very, very curious: "Did you come up with a good-looking name?"

    Most animals have no names. The more intelligent of the gregarious animals may come up with their own names.

    Bai Xiaxia has met, and she looks good, there are also.

    Solitary animals seldom even name themselves. An animal, tell it to yourself?

    "Humph." The old golden monkey glared at the white cat who seemed to be just curious, "It's none of your business."

    What a smart cat! The performance of the old golden snub-nosed monkey immediately told her to confirm that it was named after the old golden snub-nosed monkey!

    —It turns out that you are such a golden monkey!

    The golden snub-nosed monkey was very annoyed by the sight of the cat and the mandarin ducks, and his face was faintly hot: "Let's talk about the previous..."

    Bai Xiaxia immediately replied: "The state stipulates that the annual interest rate exceeding 36% is usury, it is illegal, and it is not recognized by the state."

    Old monkey? ?

    It is well-informed and lived for many years. The old and infirm can also become the most respected old monkeys in the golden monkey group, living in the tallest tree.

    He has a good way of doing things. In short, this monkey is smart.

    The old monkey quietly drank the green juice in the dried fruit shell.

    Good-looking and another baby monkey climbed the tree with a glass in each hand.

    One cup was given to the old golden monkey, and the other cup was being supported by Bai Xiaxia's left paw and held in his arms.

    The old monkey couldn't understand what Bai Xiaxia said, but it knew that this cat was very thief, and said slowly, "I am a first-class national protected animal."

    Bai Xiaxia: …! ! In his lifetime, a monkey sat across from him and said it was a national treasure!

    Bai Xiaxia: I knew I wouldn't tell you! Learning now and selling now, it's too fast for you to adapt to the treatment of national treasures? !

    Why, do you want to show your own national first-class protected animals? !

    Old Golden Snub-nosed Monkey: …To tell you the truth, I have this idea and it is being implemented. That group of hairless ugly monsters are very self-aware and have a good eye! Must have seen their beauty and wisdom!

    We, beauty and wisdom coexist, the most elegant and beautiful monkey - golden monkey! No one is as good-looking as us!

    Bai Xia Xia? ? ?

    Why the old monkey on the opposite side suddenly showed a fascinated smile, making the cat's back feel cold.

    Looking at the golden monkey who was basking in the sun, the cat wanted to cry, and the cat was jealous!

    Why didn't I cross into the rolling, I want to eat pots of milk, I want the nurse to carry me, I want everyone to be convinced by my beauty, I want the country to support me! !

    I want to be a roll who knows that he is a national treasure, enjoy life unscrupulously, and live with salted fish!

    System: "…Xia Xia, although Gun Gun is raised by the state. They are cute enough to be raised by the state, but they still have obligations to "support the country" and go abroad to be diplomatic ambassadors..."

    Bai Xiaxia: Uh, it's not easy to be a national treasure, and it's so cute to go abroad to perform. It's still an obedient cat, which is good. At least I can understand people's words, in case I go to France and the Netherlands...

    She was stunned, and the old monkey looked at herself with sad and pitiful eyes.

    Bai Xia Xia? ? ?

    Huh? She patted her face with her claws and claws, and listened to the old monkey Versailles: "Beauty is not something we golden monkeys can control. It is born like this, and people are convinced by us. There is no way."

    Bai Xiaxia...I don't know what to say at this moment. So, the cat: "Meow~"

    Old golden monkey: "Cat, it's not your fault that you are ugly, you have to be strong."

    "Look, I didn't stop playing with you because you were ugly..."

    Bai Xiaxia: "…"

    The cat is about to crack, and the cat can't stand it anymore.

    She just thought that the good-looking rebellion was a genetic mutation, but now it seems that it is clearly hereditary! !

    For the first time, she came into contact with the golden monkey, and found that the monkey is not only narcissistic about daffodils, but also born Versailles!

    Drink and calm down.

    Bai Xiaxia bowed her head, the clear and sweet juice reflected the beautiful fluffy cat face.

    Cute~soft~beautiful~elegant~exquisite~Well, I am the most beautiful!

    Bai Xiaxia licked the juice with her tongue, and the faint spicy taste slid into her throat with the sweetness of mincemeat.

    Bai Xiaxia is incredible, completely different from the messy juice she imagined!

    I couldn't hold back and took a few sips, and this is not juice, but wine.

    The legendary monkey wine?

    Sweet and spicy, with a long aftertaste.

    It is said that when monkeys store winter fruits, they will choose suitable tree holes to put them in.

    If the monkey forgets the fruit hidden in a tree hole, over time, the fruit will naturally rot and ferment into wine.

    Monkey wine in folklore is delicious and memorable, and even exaggerated to say how magical the monkey wine is.

    The real monkey wine has never been heard or seen. The so-called monkey wine on the market is all fakes selling dog meat with sheep's heads.

    Bai Xiaxia's white whiskers and whiskers were trembling with excitement.

    Unfortunately, the shell is not big, and there is not much wine in it.

    Bai Xiaxia was quickly drunk, faintly, and her cheeks were hot under the hair.

    "This time this year is the most successful one." When the old golden monkey was young, it happened once by accident. After tasting it, I will pick more fruits with the monkeys every year.

    The old golden snub-nosed monkey started Versailles again: "Little cat, have you ever drank such delicious fruit water?"

    Bai Xiaxia smashes his mouth, his tongue is spicy and a little numb.

    But it's really delicious, it's different from the fruit wine I drank in my previous life.

    Monkey wine has a unique flavor. It seems to be fermented and brewed because it is stored in a tree hole, which is somewhat different from the wine brewed by humans.

    Bai Xiaxia is not a wine taster, she bought some wine for herself in a previous life. She didn't know what those expensive high-end wines tasted like, but Bai Xiaxia was sure that monkey wine was no worse than those wines.

    Monkey wine has a novel taste, very special.

    You really want to say that monkey wine tastes far better than the wine made by humans, it is impossible.

    The wine culture has a long history. Generations of generations have improved technology and improved formulas, and various wines have emerged one after another.

    Compared to the rough methods of monkeys, the skills of human excellence are unparalleled.

    Monkey wine is superior in natural flavor, fresh and natural taste in mellow fragrance, which is not found in fruit wine.

    The monkey looks down on the cat!

    Versailles again!

    Bai Xiaxia rolled her eyes and deliberately pretended to be dismissive: "Reluctantly."

    The old golden monkey was not happy anymore, Bai Xiaxia smiled reservedly and proudly: "I have drunk a lot of wine made by humans, and they have a lot of good things..."

    "The fruit water you make is called wine. There are many kinds of wine. Some are sweet, some are spicy, some are bitter, some are mellow. Your wine is indeed well brewed. , but the wine made by humans is no worse than yours."

    ...Hehe, Bai Xiaxia excitedly rubbed her claws: the relationship is about to be resolved, not only that, she also faintly saw the picture of the **** shovel officer waving at her.

    It's wonderful, it's wonderful.

    Guo Chaoming led the people to carefully select an open and flat open space to rest.

    It's repairing, the big guy is not tired at all. Walking on that mountain road was nothing to them, and Professor Wen was just out of breath.

    "The monkeys helped us a lot, otherwise we would be like headless flies around the Cuilian Mountains, and in the end, it would be useless."

    "However, how did they know we were looking for the box? We found it in advance!" Some team Yuan thought that the two monkeys seemed to have a goal, and deliberately ran to them and threw the box over: " I just wanted to say, don't you think that this monkey is really waiting to send us boxes?"

    The other team members shook their heads: "What you said is too exaggerated! Being so smart is not a monkey, but a monkey spirit!"

    "Do you feel this way too?" Xiao Fang nodded, holding the box all the way, not daring to let go, his face flushed with excitement: "I think so too! Especially when they put the box It must have been like this when it was thrown to me!"

    Xiao Fang covered his chest: "At that time, I had a terrifying feeling of being struck by lightning, especially shocked!"

    The team members divided into two waves of arguments, one side thought it was a coincidence, the other felt it was specially given to them by the monkey: "Oh, if only we could understand their voices."

    No matter what they thought, the team members were very grateful to the group of monkeys: "It's a pity, we can't come out again after we go back, otherwise we really have to take a gift!"

    "Come on, don't worry about it."

    The team member nodded and did not hesitate. It is very dangerous outside the safety net. They have to risk sacrifices when they come out, and it is not worthwhile to go just to deliver something.

    Three or four members of the team were still arguing about whether the golden monkey was waiting on purpose, so they asked Professor Wen.

    "Professor Wen?"

    "Professor Wen?"

    Professor Wen was holding his own notes, flipping and writing while flipping, whispering, muttering to himself: "No, no..."

    "I met a fake monkey?"

    "Should the golden monkeys in the Green Lotus Mountain be observed carefully?"

    They must be fake golden monkeys, not real golden monkeys!

    Professor Wen left the jungle, and began to look sluggish again, looking like he was out of his body.

    The big guy called him, but Professor Wen was slow to respond and didn't respond. The team members no longer cue Professor Wen, they all feel stimulated.

    Professor Wen is an animal expert, and it is definitely because of today's event that he has been greatly stimulated.

    "Why did the monkey send the box back?" Why! Professor Wen did not believe that it was a lucky coincidence!