Transmigrating into a 90’s Cat, I Want to Work for My Home Country

Other than the fact that Guo Chao Ming loved to bully the kitty, he treated Bai Xia Xia very well.

Falsely accusing Guo Chao Ming to anger him was already something, but who told this guy to love to always bully her.

Bai Xia Xia was already done acting like a green tea cat, so she nestled back into Song Bei’s embrace completely satisfied, her small claws were hooked to Song Bei’s shoulder, then she changed into an even more comfortable position.

Song Bei did not walk very fast, some stepping sounds were heard from the top, so the cat’s head tilted up to the upper left, to look over.

A person hurriedly turned around from the top of the stairs, that person stood up tall.

Bai Xia Xia looked up, separated by the stairs, she saw a pair of long legs under a lab coat, they were wearing light blue jeans, and the black leather shoes were wiped clean, which should have been oiled not too long ago.

He was walking in a hurry, and Bai Xia Xia could faintly smell the scent of disinfectant. Her fluffy ears moved, and the tip of her red nose turned towards the direction of the young doctor.

Bai Xia Xia’s keen sense of smell that surpassed that of a common cat by far could let her distinguish a lot of information that she would have ignored in the past.

Most of the time. Bai Xia Xia would work hard to not care about the information that she had smelled or heard; those would cause her distress, torture Cat.

There’s no other way, my nose is too good.

Just like now, by lightly sniffing, Bai Xia Xia was able to determine that the disinfectant smell on this young doctor was lighter by a lot compared to other normal doctors and nurses.

Her pink nose moved again, Bai Xia Xia worked hard to hold up her round head, to look at the doctor.

Song Bei carried the cat to walk up to the second-floor stairway, that person also walked down from the third floor, and was turning to the second-floor stairway were they were.

Being closer by a bit, Bai Xia Xia was also able to smell out that the faint disinfectant smell should have been mixed in by the lab coat.

The scent of disinfectant on the doctor was practically nonexistent, plus… the cat’s round head tilted in doubt, its heterochromatic eyes revealed a bit of confusion: …what’s this smell? It’s like the smell of cigarettes, somewhat choking, but it also doesn’t seem like the stench after smoking.

The scent disappeared very fast, that person left in an instant. Bai Xia Xia was unable to determine what specific smell that was either.

A good nose could not instantly let her become a police dog, she completely relied on guessing to distinguish things.

Sigh, maybe this is the rumoured… a stupid cat has poor ability[1], salted fish cannot save the world.

It highlighted the skill of a dog’s nose, without abundant experience and knowledge, the skill’s usefulness would be reduced by half.

The cat’s short moment of strangeness, Song Bei and Guo Chao Ming did not notice. After all, who would observe a cat at all times?

“Meow~”

Right after Song Bei put down the cat, the cat that was dragging the very heavy canteen ran inside impatiently.

It very much wanted to be like before, lightly running to the bedside, then happily and elegantly greet its future poop shovel officer after a long absence.

Unfortunately, it carried a big burden, the cat’s small running steps became small walking steps.

Bai Xia Xia: Cat is carrying a heeeeavy canteen, dragging myself to the front step by step…

“Kitty, you’re about to become bald already.” Guo Chao Ming intentionally used a very anxious and worried tone: “You won’t look good if you become bald.”

He intentionally stepped on the pain spot that the cat was worried about, holding on to it and not letting go.

Bai Xia Xia ignored him; she was holding her treasured military canteen, unable to jump. Her cat paws grabbed the edge of the bed, and only her roundish cat head was taller than the bed by a bit.

Her small head, along with her paws, worked hard to step up to the edge of the hospital bed.

The small cat greeted Qin Xiao while standing: “How’re your injuries? Did you miss me? I brought you a good drink…”

Bai Xia Xia tried very, very hard to increase her favourability with her future poop shovel officer; the cat meowed cheerfully and crisply.

The continuous meowing, they were a lot like a person who had gone out on a trip and that was sharing interesting stories and gossip.

The meowing sounds also rose and fell, very rhythmically.

She meowed many times, and Qin Xiao lightly nodded like he understood: “Mm.”

“Meow, meow, meow.”

Guo Chao Ming intentionally bullied me again! But I bullied him back, humph, humph╯^╰

“I know.”

“Meow!”

“Okay!”

“…”

Guo Chao Ming jealously looked at the Sichuan face-changing cat that had instantly turned into a soft and cute cat sis after returning to the ward.

You, this stinky cat, so you have two cat faces heh, so annoying!

Just now, you were holding onto Song Bei and acting all weird at me, and you even acted aggrieved while falsely accusing me, but once you came back, you’re all happy and cheerful, and softly meowing in front of Qin Xiao in a way that’s enough to melt people’s hearts.

“…old Qin, why’re you putting on an act! Can you even understand?” Once Guo Chao Ming opened his mouth, a sour smell[2] filled the ward: “A chicken speaking with a duck.”

“Are you the chicken or the duck?” Qin Xiao’s face was serious, Guo Chao Ming: …

Song Bei almost died from laughing.

These two are really something.

Qin Xiao stroked the kitty’s small head that was popping out from the edge of the bed, “Guo Zi, you made the cat carry the canteen, intentionally bullying cats is too mean, take it down fast.”

Guo Chao Ming: “…”

“I didn’t tell it to carry the canteen!”

“This little guy not only stole my canteen by itself, but it also filled it with something unknown. When I tried to take it away, it didn’t even let me touch, stingy cat!”

Qin Xiao froze, Song Bei also coughed lightly and turned away his head, they really thought…

“Sorry, I misunderstood.” Qin Xiao: “Because. This is truly something that you would be capable of doing.”

“…???” Guo Chao Ming: Wtf, are you complimenting me or insulting me? I don’t know why, but for some reason I get the feeling that Qin Xiao’s words have increased a bit!

Translator’s comments:

Such a suspicious doctor o.o it’s too bad that Bai Xia Xia couldn’t discover what smell it was.

Translator’s notes:

[1] The author wrote ‘a stupid cat cannot support itself by holding onto the wall’, which a modification to an idiomatic expression that says that mud cannot hold on to the wall. It basically means that something/someone has poor ability, and thus cannot do great things.

[2] Vinegar is synonymous with jealousy in Chinese.