Transmigrating into a 90’s Cat, I Want to Work for My Home Country

Li Ai Guo left the ward with a dark expression, the others did not have the intention of talking, and they silently followed behind Li Ai Guo.

Suddenly, Li Ai Guo stopped, hatefully kicking on the wall rapidly, the sternness in his eyes was intense like insoluble ink: “Bastard, sooner or later, laozi will shoot him to death!”

The young police officers were so scared that they did not even dare to breath loudly, the female police officer that had just transferred over was teary-eyed, her experience was the shallowest, just now in the hospital room, she was secretly observing, to learn and observe how her senior worked.

It was the first time that she got in contact with outlaws like Old Liao, the coldness that could make a person’s body tremble that was like the icy gloominess from a poisonous snake hissing and poking out its forked tongue, just thinking about it made people feel fear from being creeped out: “Captain, is he trying to mislead us?”

“To create an opportunity, and then run away?”

Li Ai Guo kept his head lowered, he struck a match to light a cigarette, white smoke rose in spirals, he stared at the wall while smoking, not saying anything for a long time.

What thing had he not seen while working as a police, but every time, every round, the indifference and viciousness, always left his heart frozen and trembling.

Angry to the point of not being able to suppress it, Li Ai Guo sometimes thought, that maybe he was not suitable to be a policeman, because after adapting for more than ten years, he still had not been able to fit in.

After being in contact with criminals for a long time, Li Ai Guo had a pair of sharp, discerning eyes. Whether the other party was speaking the truth or lying, just by looking, he was able to get a rough idea.

Acrid smoke entered his lungs, Li Ai Guo’s haywire mind calmed down, his anger dispersed: “There’s an eighty percent it’s true, however, we still have to do some matching.”

“Xiao Fang, take Xiao Lan to interrogate him.”

“Liu Zi, go get the missing person reports’ information from the most recent two months…”

Li Ai Guo’s voice was smooth, he finished giving instructions without any up and downs. His right hand was propped up against the wall, the lights in the hallway were dim. He turned his head to look in the direction of Old Liao’s hospital bed, the ordinary and common face hid the sharpness of a sword coming out of its sheath, like a forest hunter holding the gun on his shoulder, his finger sniffed out the cigarette butt: “Laozi will make him die convinced!”

“Cap, captain,” Liu Zi scratched his head[1]: “If we focus on investigating the missing person cases, what about the smuggling case?”

“We lack people ah…” The women and children being trafficked were in imminent danger[2], so they had to be saved at once. However, this smuggling case was also very urgent[3], and they had just found crucial evidence…

When Li Ai Guo heard those words, his exploding aura was like a deflated ball, slumping his shoulders. Turning his face and laughing mischievously, he shamelessly showed the care and love of a superior, grabbing onto the paw of the team member that had worked overtime for half a month and who had dark circle under his eyes: “Work overtime a bit more…”

Liu Zi also very sincerely held back the old superior’s warm palms, very seriously and earnestly responding: “I believe in you, Captain! You’ve been making reports for more than two years, you must also keep persisting. The Red Army[4] had to climb snowy mountains, cross over meadows, and the roads from long journeys of thousands of miles are difficult to tread on, persisting is victory. Persist in tirelessly making reports, strive to succeed before I gloriously sacrifice myself.”

Li Ai Guo… MMP[5], I’m being thrown hints again.

“Later, I’ll hand in an application later, telling those in the head office to transfer new people over!” F*ck! My dignity as a captain can’t fall, Li Ai Guo was determined, if no one comes this time as well, I’ll risk my old face and cry the whole way to the head office.

“Di— —” The snow-white Persian cat in the military cap impatiently waved its paws, “di, di, di, di— —”

Bai Xia Xia’s small leg kicked twice, she stood up, her paws extended out, and she comfortably stretched.

The snow-white fur coat spread out like a blanket, the sound by her ears buzzed like a persistent urging.

Bai Xia Xia’s two cat paws pressed on her ears, her round head lowered to bury itself under the fluffiness of her chest, trying to isolate herself from the annoyances of the outside world.

“Congratulations, cute and charming kitty, you’ve successfully started the Healing Cat System.”

“Life is always riddled with infinite unsatisfactory things, the Healing Cat System is committed to building caring, cozy, and warm healing cat services, providing you with consulting services, considerately and comfortably providing healing services for poop shovel officers, so as to allow kitty to grow into a perfect and cute little cat that is loved and liked by everyone.”

“Please follow me to complete tasks, to become a perfect healing…”

“…shut up!” Disturbing people’s sleeping time and interrupting dreams in the middle of the night, Bai Xia Xia curled up into a fluffy small ball, a small very round bundle, shrunk even tinier, rolling in the military cap to sleep.

The big red words flashed in the darkness, flashed, and then flashed once again, it stood in the air, and ceased activities.

The world turned silent; the snow-white Persian cat happily licked its nose.

Its tiny head buried itself into the brim of the hat again, leaving only the back of its circular round head exposed, with only a bit of its tail left outside, it made people’s heart feel itchy.

Cuteness overload.

Translator’s comments:

Poor police officers that work overtime LOL.

System is open!!!

Translator’s notes:

[1] Here, the raws said ‘stayed scratching his head’, but the words following this fragment pointed to Liu Zi being the one talking, plus the pinyin of first two words of the fragment, ‘liu zhe’, sounded like Liu Zi, so we assume that the author meant that.

[2] Idiomatic expression ‘危在旦夕 (wēi zài dàn xī)’: lit. translation is ‘danger in the morning/evening’. It means being in imminent danger of on the brink of a crisis.

[3] Idiomatic expression ‘迫在眉睫 (pò zài méi jié)’: lit. translation is ‘pressing on one’s eyebrows’. It means that something is very pressing or urgent.

[4] According to Wikipedia, the Red Army, or the Chinese Workers’ and Peasants’ Red Army, was the armed forces of the Chinese Communist Party from 1928 to 1937.

[5] This was explained in a previous chapter.