Transdimensional Marketing

　　 "Crack."

　　 opened the security door, Chen Yu walked into the house and saw that Chen's mother was cooking in the kitchen, he immediately smiled, standing behind her with a schoolbag slung, and said: "Mom, where's cooking?"

　　 "Well, cooking."

　　 "How many black pots are there in our house?" Chen Yu asked.

　　 Mother Chen looked back at Chen Yu suspiciously: "What are you doing?"

　　 "I'm just curious and ask."

　　 "There is also a pan and steamer, what are you doing?"

　　 "Other than that, we don't have a spare pot?"

　　 "Nothing. What are you going to say?"

　　 "It's nothing." Chen Yu whistled, opened the zipper of his schoolbag, took out five monthly exam papers from it, and waved triumphantly: "Your son's exam results have come out."

　　 "Oh. Which is the last one." Mother Chen turned around and continued cooking.

　　 "Positive!" Chen Yu stretched out two fingers: "Second in class!"

　　 Chen's mother's cooking movement was stagnant, and she turned around in doubt: "Positive number? Second in class?"

　　 "That's right." Chen Yu shook his bangs: "Mother, fulfill your promise and eat this pot."

　　 "Did you copy first in the class?"

　　 "What copied it? I'm an examination room by myself! It's all based on my true strength!" Chen Yu took out his cell phone: "If you don't believe me, you can call our head teacher and principal."

　　 Hearing this, Chen's mother was dubious: "Really? Really took second place in the class? You?"

　　 "I look down on your son, too." Chen Yu looked arrogant and pointed to the iron pan: "Mom, eat it! You can take a bite, you have to bet. You have heard about Zengzi killing pigs..."

　　 Chen Mu smoothly picked up the rolling pin on the kitchen counter...

　　……

　　 Three minutes later, Chen Yu covered his sore ears, and walked into the living room without knowing his parents.

　　 Although he was beaten, he was also very happy.

　　 sat down on the sofa, Chen Yu arrogantly waved his big hand: "Boss, pour me a glass of water."

　　 Chen Yike glanced at Chen Yu, curled his lips, and continued to back the words in the English book.

　　 "Second, go and pour it for me."

　　 "..." Chen Erke didn't even have any interest in taking a look, and all of his attention was on the drawing board.

　　 "The third child, can you get me a glass of water? I spoil you the most."

　　 "Oh!" Chen Sanconner nodded, picked up the cup on the coffee table, and walked away awkwardly.

　　 "Hehehe."

　　 Chen Yu laughed contentedly, picked up five papers, and patted the coffee table with a "bang": "Oh, the results are out."

　　 Chen Yike is still memorizing words.

　　 Chen Erke is still painting.

　　 "Good grades!" Chen Yu raised his voice.

　　 Chen Yike changed directions to recite the words.

　　 Chen Erke is still painting.

　　 "I got second in the class! Great!"

　　 Chen Yike subconsciously pulled his feet, put it on the tip of his nose, sniffed, and continued to recite the words.

　　 Chen Erke is still painting.

　　 "..." After a moment of silence, Chen Yu became angry: "Can't you pay attention to me?!"

　　 Chen Yike is still memorizing words.

　　 Chen Erke is still painting.

　　 Chen Yu: "……"

　　 "Brother! Water!"

　　 At this time, Chen Sanke came with a bottle of water and handed it to Chen Yu.

　　Chen Yu took the water glass with his left hand, and took an exam paper with his right hand and showed it to Chen Sanke: "The third child, look at your brother's score! Isn't it amazing?"

　　 Chen Sanke widened his eyes in surprise: "Wow! Great!"

　　 "Aren't you awesome?"

　　 "Wow! Great!"

　　 "Hahaha." Chen Yu, who was admired by his younger sister, was immediately satisfied, smiled and drank a sip of water, and touched Chen Sanke's head: "The third child is the best."

　　 "Hmm!" Chen Sanke nodded, then asked, "But what's the score?"

　　 "...cough cough cough cough..."

　　 "Ahem!"

　　 Chen Yu who was choked by the water coughed painfully.

　　 "You... ahem... you go to kindergarten, don't you have a score?"

　　 "Nothing."

　　 "Then how do you rank in the exam?"

　　 "Look at who has a lot of small red flowers." Chen Sanke looked at the test paper seriously, scratching his head: "Is the score the small red flowers."

　　 "...Forget it, go ahead, I don't want to talk to you anymore."

　　 sighed, Chen Yu swallowed the water in the cup, put the cup on the coffee table, waved the water droplets on his hand, frowned: "How did you catch the water, the third child? There is water outside the cup."

　　 "I picked it up in the toilet."

　　 Chen Yu: "?!!!"

　　 Chen Yike looked up sharply.

　　 Chen Erke turned around fiercely.

　　 "It's all touching my hand." Chen Sanke raised her wet hand.

　　 "……"

　　 After a long silence, Chen Yu rushed to the bathroom, retching frantically.

　　 "Oh!"

　　 "Oh!"

　　 "Cough cough... vomit..."

　　 Chen Yike put down the English book and looked at Chen Sanke in shock: "You...why did you go to the toilet to collect water?"

　　 "The tap is out of reach!" Chen Sanke pinched his waist confidently.

　　 "Then...then you drink water by yourself, which is also the water in the toilet?!"

　　 "Jing nonsense!" Chen Sanke pouted: "I am too thirsty and will not be with the water in it, it is too dirty."

　　 Chen Yike: "……"

　　 Chen Erke: "……"

　　 "Oh!" The retching sound in the bathroom became more intense.

　　 "Oh..."

　　……

　　 An hour later, dinner began.

　　 Chen Sanke opened the bedroom door and shouted to Chen Yu, who was lying on the bed who didn’t know his life or death, “Brother! I’ve eaten!”

　　 "...you go." Chen Yu stretched out a straight index finger: "I don't want to see you."

　　 "I have eaten."

　　 "I won't eat anymore. You go."

　　 "Sorry, I was wrong. Not next time."

　　 "Is there any next time?" Chen Yu suddenly sat up, "Get out! Stop eating!"

　　 "I... I didn't mean it."

　　 Chen Sanke lowered his head and played with his fingers aggrievedly.

　　 "Isn't it on purpose? You all said the water in the toilet...vomit! Dirty! Vomit..."

　　 "So I don't drink it."

　　 "Oh! You go..."

　　" After eating, brother~www.readwn.com~ Chen Sanke stepped forward, grabbed Chen Yu's ankle with both hands, and pulled hard.

　　 "Don't! Don't touch me..."

　　 "Pump."

　　 Before finishing speaking, Chen Yu was dragged to the ground.

　　 Chen Yu: "……"

　　 "I ate, brother."

　　 "Let me go! I won't eat anymore!"

　　 Chen Yu didn't dare to kick hard for fear of hurting Chen Sanke, so he could only grab the foot of the bed and want to climb onto the bed, but Chen Sanke used force again and dragged him out one meter.

　　 "Day! Let go of me!"

"time to eat!"

　　 "Don't...don't delay! Are you genetically mutated? Why are you working so hard..."

　　 "Mom told me to find you to eat, but I can't eat it."

　　 "Let go! Let go..."

　　……

　　 Two minutes later, Chen Yu sat at the dining table in a mess.

　　 put a pair of new bowls and plates in front of him, and a pair of disposable chopsticks.

　　 "Why should I use disposable chopsticks."

　　 Mother Chen glanced at Chen Yu: "The chopsticks are not enough."

　　 Chen Erke raised his hand: "No! Mom said it was because you just drank the toilet water and it was too dirty."

"boom!"

　　 Chen's mother suddenly gave Chen Erke a chopstick: "Just talk about it!"

　　 "I'm not eating anymore!" Chen Yu stood up angrily.

　　 "Sit down and eat!" Mother Chen glared, "Isn't it just a drink of...the water there? It's not dirty. The waiter at the Japanese hotel still loves to drink...puff haha."

　　 Mother Chen couldn't help but laugh.

　　 Chen Yike: "Hahahaha."

　　 Chen Erke: "Haha!"

　　 Father Chen: "Hey hey..."

　　 Chen Sanke: "Ha."