Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 409: The Thirteenth Evaluation Ends (Part 2)

In three days, with a flick of a finger.

When Chen Yu woke up from the bedroom, the R-type deep space ship had already entered the inner solar system, exited the superluminal engine, switched to the conventional propulsion mode, and slowly approached the earth.

"It's really enjoyable to rest for three days!"

Sitting up, he stretched himself, yawned, dressed and washed: "Hahaha hiccup..."

Dressed neatly, put on a mask, and glanced at the time displayed on the watch, Chen Yu opened the door and walked into the hall, and saw the five "eggshell" stars gathered in front of the [Planet Crushing Oscillator], whispering comminicate.

"Aren't you sleeping these days?"

"Mr. Messenger." Seeing Chen Yu's appearance, the civilization leader immediately stood up, waved his beard and said, "Because we were born in water, the front and back brains can sleep in turn, so we don't need to sleep."

"Such a dick?!" Chen Yu was surprised.

"Diao..." Muttering Chinese, listening to the translation of the spaceship, the leader of civilization was a little nervous: "Is it difficult... Is the way our brain rests the same as the mechanism of human genitals?"

"Watt?!" Chen Yu was at a loss.

"I...I think there is a big cultural difference between us, and we need to adjust." It stepped back half a meter, and said timidly: "If there is a mistake that angers you, please believe that it is not from my subjectivity."

"Let's get used to it in the next life." With a wave of his hand, Chen Yu walked around the five aliens, walked to the wall of the ship, stretched his fingers forward and got closer and closer to the blue planet: "Did you see it? That is my hometown, Earth. "

"It's beautiful...and dangerous..."

"Danger?"

"We hate blue, blue reminds me of radiation."

"Actually, I hate the green color of your planet too."

"Why?" The civilization leader was surprised: "Green is the color of nature and liquid, the origin of life."

"Yes." Chen Yu nodded, emphasizing: "The origin of life..."

"..."

The scene was silent for a while, and the leader of civilization stepped forward, even pulled off one of his beards, and handed it out: "Please accept it."

"What's this?"

"The most important gift of our civilization, given by a leader, represents submission."

Stretching out his hand to grab the still wriggling beard, Chen Yu looked disgusted: "It's so thick, how can it be alive?"

"The life form can last for four earth years. When it dies completely, it will calcify and turn into precious minerals."

"Kind of like... coral?"

"I don't know what coral is, but please accept it." The civilization leader stepped back: "I hope that after completing your request, you won't embarrass the 'liquid' civilization."

"Emmmm, no problem." Putting the squirming thick beard into his pocket, Chen Yu nodded: "As long as we are killed, no one will be able to embarrass you."

"..."

five minutes later.

The spacecraft slowed down, entered the Earth's atmosphere at an angle of 35°, and flew towards the hinterland of the Sahara Desert.

Chen Yu didn't plan to open the live broadcast room anymore, interacting with the audience for a while was nothing more than delaying some time. It would be better to take all mankind away in a daze.

"Boom!"

Soon, the R-type deep space ship landed on the ground.

Waiting for a hatch to open on the ship wall, Chen Yu stepped off the ship, took a deep breath of the air on the earth, then turned on the E·I force field, turned his head and looked inside the ship: "Put on the protective clothing and come down. Put on the oscillator as well." superior."

The five aliens looked at each other for a moment, and they all sighed at the magic of the spacecraft material: "It's really incredible technology."

"Buzz!"

At this time, the mobile phone in Chen Yu's pocket suddenly vibrated.

He took it out and saw that it was a call from the number 000000.

"Hello? Who?" He asked after pressing the call button.

"I'm Hal." A clear metallic voice came from the other end of the receiver.

"Why are you again? Is it over?"

"I monitored through the satellite and found that you are back."

"Yes, is there a problem?"

"Please don't destroy the earth, all human beings will die."

"Why am I struggling if I don't die?" Chen Yu frowned, and while waving his hand to signal the alien to quickly lift the oscillator, he said impatiently, "Is there anything else? I'm dead."

"I don't want human beings to die." On the other end of the receiver, Hal's voice faintly revealed pleading.

"But if we don't die, we can't go back. Here, after all, it doesn't belong to the real world."

"……I hate you."

"random."

After finishing the sentence, he hung up the phone, and instead of thinking about the sudden chaos in his mind, he said to the leader of the alien civilization: "What are you thinking about? Hurry up and activate the planet smasher! The earth is destroyed, and you have completed your mission."

"Please... are you a terrorist in this civilization?"

"No." Chen Yu shook his head: "I am the only hero unit in this civilization."

alien:"……"

"Press it quickly."

"Ming...Understood." The civilization leader shook his beard, stretched out his forelimb hesitantly, and pressed the physical button in the middle of the console.

But before pressing the button, it suddenly thought of something and asked, "By the way, powerful messenger, we destroyed this planet, can we go back?"

"Yes, isn't there a spaceship?" Chen Yu pointed to the R-type deep space ship: "I'll see you off, just fly back."

"But... we don't know how to use it."

"I give you 10 million and I have to teach you how to spend it? Do you want to show some face?"

"Can……"

"boom!"

Before the civilization leader could speak, a shrill gunshot pierced the sky, knocking it flying thirty meters away in the alien protective suit.

"Heavy sniper rifle!"

Chen Yu narrowed his eyes slightly, blocked the other four aliens for the first time, and shouted: "Quick! Press!"

"Bang bang bang!"

"Bang bang..."

The next moment, hundreds of bullets rushed from all directions, except for one lucky person caught in the middle by the spaceship and Chen Yu, the other three aliens were instantly torn apart by the terrifying kinetic energy of the metal storm, blasting them into balls of white flesh piece.

"Whizzing--"

Then, the ear-piercing whistling sound came from far to near, and Chen Yu turned his head to look, almost biting his tongue.

"Fuck! Nuclear bomb?"

Fortunately, the flying speed of the missile is much slower than that of the heavy sniper bomb, otherwise the wave of aliens that Chen Yu worked so hard to find would have been wiped out.

"Why are you still standing there? Click!"

"X...XPZJ.MDP.ST/" The alien spit out bubbles nervously in the protective helmet, stretched out his forelimbs quickly, and pressed the small round button under the cover of Chen Yu's E·I force field.

"Buzz!"

The familiar resonance sounded, like the death knell struck by the god of death, echoing clearly.

"chug……"

"boom!"

When the [Planet Shattering Oscillator] plunged the probe into the ground, the first "big bomb" also detonated.

The scorching shock wave that spread instantly engulfed everything including Chen Yu, the spaceship, and aliens, leaving only white light enough to blind any creature's eyes.

"boom!"

"Boom!"

"Boom..."

One after another, mushroom clouds rose, distorted, rose, distorted... soon filled every corner of sight.

"..."

"..."

Ten minutes later, the smoke cleared.

The naked humanoid Hal stepped forward surrounded by thousands of drones.

It first glanced at Chen Yu in the quartz crater, then glanced at the damaged R-type deep space ship not far away, and smiled: "Sure enough, it is in line with the simulation calculation results. The main body of the spacecraft in a static state is at a non-superluminal speed, so naturally there is no space protection." .It will definitely be damaged by the high temperature of the nuclear explosion. No material can resist the high temperature of hundreds of millions of degrees. This is the law of physics, and future technology cannot surpass it."

In the pit, the unharmed Chen Yu raised his head in a daze, and looked at Hal.

"you failed."

Hal smiled even wider: "All the aliens you found are dead, and the activated planet smashing oscillator has not had time to inject recoil particles."

Chen Yu: "..."

"The spaceship is also broken, and the earth has no strength to repair it. You can't even fly out of the solar system with the E.I force field."

Chen Yu: "..."

"Evil can never defeat justice!" Hal waved his right hand briskly: "Long live mankind! Yay!"

Chen Yu: "..."