Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 341 School Days (two chapters in one)

"Boom."

After climbing over the wall, Chen Yu lay on the back of the snow and waited for the patrolling police officers to pass by. His figure disappeared in an instant like lightning.

When he appeared again, he was already at the east gate of the teaching building.

"If it weren't for my rough skin and thick flesh, this wave would have ruined your police station."

Clutching his battered buttocks, Chen Yu went up to the second floor, and found that his class was studying (sleeping), so he sneaked into the class through the back door quietly.

"Hey, Sand Sculpture, where do you sit?" Walking to his seat, he knocked on Li Liang's bald head, making a "Dangdang" copper bell.

"Huh?" Li Liang turned his head abruptly, and found that it was Chen Yu, and was shocked: "Fuck Chen Yu?!"

"I haven't seen you in half a month, you have a strong taste!" Chen Yu slapped Li Liang on the forehead: "Hold down, fuck off, take my seat."

"Student Chen Yu?"

Hearing the noise, Xing Biqi in the front seat, like the students around him, looked around and found that it was Chen Yu. He covered his mouth in surprise: "Why are you here?"

"Look at the big star in our class." Squeezing Li Liang away, Chen Yu put down his schoolbag and looked Xing Biqi up and down: "I heard you're hot? What a dick, the reporters outside are like flies smelling shit, how do you get rid of it?" I can't drive them away either."

"...You...can you change the metaphor."

"Oh yes, you can't use flies." Chen Yu corrected: "Dung beetles prefer shit."

"..."

"Brother Chen. You..." Li Liang hesitated to speak: "You sit here, where should I sit?"

"Go back to your balcony?"

"Class... the class teacher won't let me sit down."

"Why is she so awesome?" Chen Yu said seriously: "The balcony, that has been your inherent territory since ancient times, Baldy Li. If she tells you to go, you go? Why don't you dare to fight her?"

Li Liang rolled his eyes and secretly pointed behind him.

Chen Yu looked back and found that the class teacher was standing in the corridor outside the back door of the class with an expressionless face...

"Hmm..." He scratched the corner of his itchy mouth and pointed at Li Liang: "Teacher, he wants to fight with you."

"fart!"

"Listen, he's going to fart in your face."

"You two..." The homeroom teacher took a deep breath, tried to calm down, and hooked his fingers: "Come with me."

"Go, the teacher is calling you."

"And you! Ma De!" Li Liang cursed: "I figured it out, it's not good to have you this year."

"Chen Yu..." Xing Biqi looked worried: "Don't conflict with the teacher."

"Conflict?" Chen Yu frowned: "I haven't seen you in half a month, so it's easy to drive?"

Xing Biqi: "???"

"You! Come with me!" The head teacher growled in embarrassment.

Not long after, the two followed the head teacher to the office.

Li Liang stood obediently in the corner, while Chen Yu sat on the sofa carelessly.

"Stand up for me! Who made you sit?"

"Teacher, stop gossip." Chen Yu raised his legs and said, "I have to go back to class to study."

"You still know how to study?" The class teacher picked up the ruler on the desk: "From the beginning to the present, you haven't even finished your morning self-study?"

"It's the vacation you gave me, teacher."

"Are you fooling a fool here?"

"Baldy Li, she scolded you." Chen Yu looked at Li Liang.

Li Liang: "..."

"Don't make such nonsense with me!" The head teacher swung the ruler and slapped the sofa heavily: "You, stand up!"

Chen Yu stood up reluctantly: "You are killing me."

"... I've been in the business for more than ten years, and you are the skinniest I've ever seen. I just took over the class during this period, and I didn't have time to deal with you. Now I have free energy, you...what's your name?"

"Chen Shimei."

Li Liang supported his forehead.

The homeroom teacher trembled angrily, and blurted out: "Chen Yu! Be honest with me!"

"Look, don't you have a shitty voice? Ask me even if you know my name."

"Chen Yu!!"

"Crack!" The ruler slapped heavily on the shoulder.

"..." Chen Yu's expression remained unchanged: "It doesn't hurt."

Clenching the ruler tightly, the class teacher breathed heavily: "Okay, be tough. Student Chen Yu, let me see how hard you can go."

"Teacher, let's calm each other down. It's not worth getting angry. I'll also explain to you why I don't come to school. Do you want to hear it?" Chen Yuchuan changed his face and said sincerely.

Hearing this, the homeroom teacher narrowed his eyes: "Say."

"It's actually very simple, but I'm too lazy to go. It's booming, hahahahahahaha..."

"Chen Yu!!!"

"I was wrong, let me tell you the truth." Chen Yu said seriously, "I had no choice but to stop going to school in order to get into a good university."

"Can your explanation be more contradictory?"

"No contradiction, let me explain to you in detail." He stepped forward a few steps and picked up the Chinese textbook on the desk: "Teacher, you just came to No. 6 Middle School, so you may not know much about our school's teaching staff. That's all Let me tell you, if Guo Degang is brought in to teach mathematics, our school's science scores will increase by 40%."

"So you're trying to say that self-study at home improves your grades faster than school?"

"That's right." Chen Yu slapped his thigh, and before the other party scolded him, he continued, "I know you don't believe me, but Mr. Lu Xun once said that facts speak louder than words. Just find me a set of test papers and test them at home. If one subject falls below 90 points, my brother Li Liang and I will drop out of school together, and we won’t fart.”

"Made!" Li Liang yelled, "Is there something wrong with me?"

"Don't talk." Chen Yu looked at Li Liang and patted himself on the chest: "We are all brothers, in the wine, I understand you."

"grass!"

"Heh." The class teacher looked Chen Yu up and down, and sneered: "You said that."

Li Liang was anxious: "Teacher! Follow me..."

"He is with me, and he will do what he says." Chen Yu interrupted.

"What a dog you are!!"

"Okay." The class teacher put down the ruler, opened the door and left: "Come with me, I'll find the papers for you now."

"No problem." Chen Yu followed closely, passed the door, and gave Li Liang a thumbs up: "Brother, wait for my good news."

"I fuck!" Li Liang was furious.

"boom."

The office door is locked...

In two minutes, the two came to the second grade substitute office. Without further ado, the head teacher took out a paper from a math teacher's desk.

"Do."

"Only one?"

"Let's talk when we can finish it." The class teacher raised his head.

It has been half a month since I transferred to this school, and I still have a general understanding of the average level of students in No. 6 Middle School.

If you can pass, you are an excellent student.

If you can pass ninety points, you are a top student.

If you can exceed 120, you are a blind monk.

If you can get full marks, you will soon soar.

She doesn't believe that a bad student who plays truant and talks about "months" can reach the level of a top student.

"Wow."

After opening the paper, Chen Yu sat down and glanced briefly: "It's too simple, change it."

"Do!"

"Fine."

Shrugging his shoulders, he took out a ballpoint pen, almost without counting, and quickly answered the questions on the scroll.

For a technology evaluator who often uses quantum glasses to study and incorporates quantum information, although it is impossible to become a big shot, it is still no problem to be a top student in a school like No. 6 Middle School.

Sure enough, within fifteen minutes, all the fronts of the mock exam paper had been completed.

"That's all right?" Putting down the pen, handing the paper to the stunned head teacher, Chen Yu flicked his wrist: "It's really too simple, don't waste time, hurry up and make the next one."

"..."

The homeroom teacher picked up the test paper, glanced at Chen Yu, and then began to calculate seriously.

"Is there a problem?"

Five minutes later, Chen Yu yawned.

"...you do this again." After saying that, she pulled out another set of papers from the physics teacher's desk.

"no problem."

That's it, just one hour.

From mathematics, physics, to English, chemistry, and finally to Chinese, all the front pages of all papers have been answered. The correct rate is as high as 90% or more.

"This...how is this possible..."

Slowly putting down the test paper, the head teacher looked bewildered.

"Can you believe it now?" Standing up, Chen Yu patted the other party's shoulder with a smile: "I don't come to school, it's really just to improve my grades, not for you. As long as there is a reliable student in the sixth middle school Teacher, I don’t have to make such a fuss.”

"But... why do I always feel that you are talking nonsense?"

"You are still too young. You will understand when you stay in No. 6 Middle School for a while longer."

"...If you have any questions, you can tell me. No matter how many reasons you have, it is wrong for you to play truant as a student."

Seeing the grades, the head teacher's tone softened a lot unconsciously.

Regardless of small, middle, high, or high school, in the semi-closed society of school, if you get good grades, you can always enjoy the privilege of being superior to others...

"You are right, I have realized my mistake." Chen Yu immediately borrowed the slope to get off the donkey, and bowed sincerely: "Teacher, I will definitely not play truant in the future. In fact, I am a good student at heart."

"The teacher can see that you are very good in nature, but your thinking is a little extreme."

"You can see that I hide so deeply?"

"Look...you can see it."

"Amazing!" Chen Yu gave a thumbs up.

"..."

"..."

"That..." The two looked at each other in silence for a while, the head teacher picked up the test paper again, and touched his forehead with a little embarrassment: "Student Chen Yu, as long as you can go to school well in the future, I will forget the previous truancy. Go back to class first." , let me be quiet."

"Okay!"

"By the way, don't forget to bring Li Liang with you, I've been standing there for over an hour."

"No problem, if you don't tell me, I really forgot."

Standing up, Chen Yu simply said something perfunctory, and ran away.

When he passed by the head teacher's office, he originally planned to leave. But thinking of the brotherhood between himself and Li Liang for more than ten years, he sighed and pushed open the door: "Hey, are you still standing?"

"ah?!"

Li Liang was startled, and stood up from the sofa in a "teng".

"You are quite fat? Did you sit down casually?"

"Why do you have the nerve to say it? How is it? What does the teacher mean?"

"What else do you mean?" Chen Yu spread his hands: "If you fail five subjects, you are willing to admit defeat and drop out of school."

"I'm leaving too?!" Li Liang's eyes widened and his voice was raised: "My dad can't beat me to death?!"

"What are you thinking? After being a brother for so many years, you don't understand my personality? Can I cheat you?" Chen Yu raised his eyebrows: "I explained it clearly to the head teacher, and it has nothing to do with you. Dropping out of school is my own business. Let's talk , and no one is a fool, does this matter have anything to do with your ass, you learned from hair loss?"

"Fuck, I was scared to death. Go away quickly, you idiot, it doesn't make any sense if you don't go to school."

"However, the teacher in charge said that you have no death penalty but a living one. He asked you to stand in the middle of the playground and think about it, then write an inspection. If you don't want to go, it's not bad for us to drop out of school together."

"Get out, why don't you just stand there as a punishment? I'll be fine if I stand for a whole day. You'd better think about yourself, go to Lanxiang or New Oriental."

"Oh, call me later, I'll go pick up my schoolbag."

The two left the office, Chen Yu went back to class, Li Liang went to the penalty station, and each went their separate ways...

"Hey."

Entering the class through the back door, Chen Yu sat in the original position, reached out and tapped Xing Biqi on the shoulder: "I'm back."

"You..." The girl turned her head abruptly and blinked her eyes: "Didn't you quarrel with the teacher?"

"No, our relationship is pretty good."

"Oh... where is Li Liang? Where is he?"

"I don't know. When I went to the office to look for him, he was gone. Maybe he sneaked away. When the head teacher comes back, we will sue him."

"This is not good..."

"Let's not talk about this, let me watch the video you took yesterday, it's so awesome, you can go to Proxima Centauri with the super-dimensional UP master, Ou Shen is possessed! Hurry up and let me breathe."

"Don't...don't make trouble, there are so many people..."

"suck!"

"Don't...don't..."

"Suck..."

...

"What the hell is this kid going to play?"

Thousands of miles away in the capital city, the middle-aged team leader who had just got off the plane sat in the car, frowning tightly as he watched the video from the surveillance camera.

"Maybe it's too boring?" Sister Wu pushed the frame beside her: "Group leader, Chen Yu doesn't seem to notice the cameras installed in the Sixth Middle School. Do you want to install a large number of them in his community and surrounding areas?"

"No. It's normal to install cameras in school classrooms, and even if the target finds them, he won't be too concerned. But the presence of cameras in other places can easily arouse his vigilance. Our technological level is too far from the future, so we can't take any risks. "

"So you transferred the original head teacher of the second class, and exchanged for a teacher who didn't know anything?"

"Yes." The middle-aged team leader nodded: "The best form now is to maintain a balance. Once it breaks, the higher-ups don't know how to contact Chen Yu. Or in other words, what status and attitude to contact."

After the words fell, the car fell into silence.

Only the voice of Sister Wu sliding the tablet silently remained.

"Team leader..." After a long while, she raised her head and handed out the materials compiled on the tablet: "The "Overtime Review" caused a great sensation, almost all the headlines in the world are like this. Even when we landed on Mars, And Google has developed a cross-age technology such as medical robots, and there is not much media coverage."

"This is also very normal."

After receiving the tablet, the middle-aged team leader scanned it absently, with a heavy expression on his face: "Actually, we should pay more attention to what products are in the twelfth phase of the evaluation. We'd better make some preparations in advance."

"The dangerous goods that Chen Yu mentioned in the live broadcast?"

"Yes." The team leader nodded: "The next issue, the eleventh issue is likely to be too much, so there should be no need to worry too much. The main focus should be on the twelfth issue. It is best to find an opportunity to pass the private message in the live broadcast room Contact Chen Yu, ask for some news."

"I'll do it."

"Well, the more information you collect, the better. Today, the popularity and influence of "Overtime Review" has surpassed any media, forces, groups and individuals in history. A review that can threaten the world, even if the whole process is safe , and could very easily lead to catastrophic social chaos."

"clear."

Putting down the tablet, the middle-aged team leader said in a low tone, "All the troubles may have just begun..."