Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 276

New Year, the first day of the first month.

The spectacular "asteroid" collision in the early morning almost detonated global public opinion.

No matter at home or abroad, when people wake up, they find that the headlines are all related reports of this incident.

From traditional news to online media, everything is complete.

On the bright side, many astronomers say that this collision is unique in the history of the solar system. Although many people questioned how the two asteroids collided so "beautifully" on the Internet, these posts and news will soon be flooded by a large number of trolls.

Those that cannot be submerged can be deleted directly...

In the dark, everyone is horrified by the power of this antimatter bomb.

According to the calculations of various official teams, if it explodes in low-earth orbit, only three such antimatter bombs are needed, arranged 120° apart from each other, and detonated at the same time. The super-intensive light radiation released can cause serious burns to creatures all over the world! Plants are also ignited, and the air rises to around sixty degrees Celsius.

Indirectly lead to the warming of the atmosphere, the rapid melting of glaciers, and the rise of sea level to submerge 57% of the land.

Or if you don’t need such trouble, blowing up one directly in Yellowstone Park will have almost the same effect...

And such an anti-matter bomb, there is another one in the hands of the hyperspace UP master.

There may be more, bigger and stronger similar "fireworks" in the future.

And according to what Chen Yu said at the end of the show, next year's Spring Festival will detonate stars...

From the official to the audience, not many people thought he was joking.

Even antimatter bombs have appeared, and it is not unimaginable to destroy a star.

The stars are destroyed, and it is not impossible to destroy a galaxy.

Then destroying the galaxy and destroying the entire universe is also expected...

The future development of human civilization still can't see how many directions, but with the super time and space UP master, it seems that it is getting closer and closer to the "virus".

In this regard, officials all over the world felt a sense of powerlessness towards the master of the time-space UP.

Regarding the attitude of the hyperspace evaluation, the officials have changed from "checking and controlling" at the beginning, to "checking and cooperating", then "checking and balancing", and finally changed to "don't check, just click Just do it..."

Apart from observing, cooperating with the live broadcast, and providing raw materials... They, the original masters of civilization, seem to be useless, let alone parry.

It has been completely reduced to a side dish.

And as more and more "extreme" products are produced by Chaos Time and Space, their side dishes will become cooler and cooler...

...

"Boom!"

On the first day of the first lunar month, at half past six in the morning.

There was a sudden knock on Chen Yu's bedroom door.

"Get up and eat." Mother Chen's voice came from outside.

Opening his eyes in a daze, Chen Yu picked up the mobile phone next to the bed to check the time, and shouted in pain: "It's so early? What are you doing!"

"The first meal of the new year must be eaten early. Go to bed after eating."

"day……"

Sitting up and yawning, Chen Yu staggered and put on his clothes.

After the live broadcast last night, he didn't go to sleep until after three o'clock in the morning, and now at half past six, he has slept for three hours at most. Even if the physique is far superior to ordinary people, I still feel dizzy and dizzy.

"Mr. Chen, Happy New Year!" Xiao Taohong jumped onto the bed and clapped her hands excitedly: "It's snowing outside! Can we go to have a snowball fight?"

Hearing this, Chen Yu glanced at the snowflakes outside the window, his mind cleared up a lot, he thought for a moment, and nodded: "Yes. Today I will take you to play the snowball plus version."

"It's great!" Xiao Taohong cheered.

"Wait until I finish eating."

After getting dressed, Chen Yu opened the door and walked out of the bedroom. He saw his three younger sisters were also half asleep, staggering towards the bathroom.

From his angle, at a glance, it looks like three zombies rushing towards him...

"Brother New Year... ah..." Seeing Chen Yu, Chen Yike couldn't help but opened his mouth and yawned just as he was about to pay New Year's greetings.

"Ah..." Chen Erke was infected and hit another one.

"Ah..." Chen Sanke followed closely behind.

Chen Yu also wanted to yawn, but he held back when he thought of the dentures in his mouth.

Walking into the bathroom, turning on the faucet, the cold water splashed on my face, and I felt sober.

"Hurry up and wash, the dumplings will be tuo (solidified) in a while." Chen's mother got up earlier, and although she was too sleepy to keep her eyes open, she still cooked the dumplings and prepared the meals.

"knew."

Chen Yike rubbed her eyes, got into Chen Yu's arms, and stretched out her hands to wash her face with second-hand water.

Chen Erke imitated the example, got into Chen Yike's arms, stretched out his hands and soaked three hands of water to wash his face.

Seeing this, Chen Sanke squeezed in with all her strength, stretched out her small hands and washed her face with four hands of water.

From a distance, it looks like arhats.

"..."

Looking at the "layers" of younger sisters under him, Chen Yu raised his forehead: "Can't you wait for me to finish washing?"

Chen Yike: "I don't even think you are dirty."

Chen Erke: "The water is hot after you wash."

Chen Sanke: "Throw me in the water!"

After washing up, the four young masters of the Chen family sat side by side in dining chairs, watching Mother Chen bring plates of dumplings to the table.

Mother Chen: "You know how to eat? Don't you know how to hold a bowl with chopsticks?"

Chen Sanke: "Grasshopper! Yesterday's fireworks were so beautiful."

Chen Erke was puzzled: "Fireworks? What fireworks?"

Chen Yu: "My brother won't lie to you, right? Those fireworks are specially given to you."

"Amazing……"

Chen Yike despised: "Tch, it's obviously an asteroid impact."

"Yes, I control the collision of asteroids to make fireworks."

Mother Chen's face turned black: "Are you treating me like air?"

Chen Sanke: "Grasshopper, will there be more next year? I still want to see it."

"Yes!" Chen Yu nodded: "Next year will be even bigger, I promise."

Chen Yike: "Experts say that it is very rare for such a close asteroid to collide with each other, and there will be no next year."

Chen Erke: "What are you talking about? [_?]"

"..." Mother Chen clenched her fists, suppressed her anger, took out the bowls and chopsticks, and placed them in front of the fourth young master of the Chen family.

"Hurry up, everyone, and take you out to play after eating." Chen Yu took the chopsticks naturally, and looked at Chen's mother: "Where's the soy sauce? How can you eat dumplings without soy sauce?"

"...Don't be angry if you celebrate the Chinese New Year." Chen Mu muttered, forced a smile, took the soy sauce bottle from the bowl rack, and handed it to Chen Yu: "Here."

Chen Erke: "Mom! Where's the jealousy?"

"……for you."

Chen Sanke: "I want to eat sesame oil!"

Chen Yike: "Where's the pepper? I remember it was still on the cutting board yesterday?"

Father Chen: "Honey, bring me the mustard."

Mother Chen: "Ah!!!"

...

The future "Bingtong" timeline, separated by more than two thousand years, also ushered in the Lunar New Year.

But in the 40th century, this day was just a small holiday, and not many people cared about it.

The outer solar system, the Kuiper belt, the headquarters of the hyperspace promotion company, in the second mezzanine space.

The salesman in charge of Chen Yu got up from the cockpit, and walked to the clean window under the shadow. With a move of his right hand, the transparent powdery substance condensed into a goblet, which contained a rich red drink.

She took a sip of the liquid gracefully, and with a thought, a message was sent out through brain waves.

"Block C, the growth value of the eighth phase is enough to advance, and we can prepare that special product."

"Okay, it's not a big problem. The products of the ninth and tenth phases will be handed over to Block B."

"Can."

After a brief communication, the salesman put down the goblet, looked out the window into the deep darkness, and muttered to himself.

"Soon, it's almost time to reach the node."

"What can be done...have been done..."