Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 269 New Year's Presents Are Ready

Continuously "touching out" three big killers made Chen Yu think that he might have caused the death of underwater creatures to be too heavy during the evaluation of [Earth Water Spray], and he had evil spirits on his body, so he decided to wash his hands again.

Walking into the bathroom, after washing everything with soap, toothpaste, and washing powder, he returned to the bedroom and continued to look at the fourth product.

[4. Girlfriend stick: produced in 2563 by the Romantic House Association. Built-in thirty-five high-precision sensors and twenty-two micro-dischargers, which can detect and regulate: human female pyramidal cell top dendritic synaptic potential, brain wave synchronous rhythm formation, and cortical and thalamic non-specific projections and other related brain activities , soothe the violent and aggressive emotions of women, making them instantly docile. The price is 1430 points. 】

"It's finally normal!"

Rubbing his palms together, Chen Yu re-read the instructions a few times, forcing himself to resist the desire to buy, and then swipe the screen to see the last recommended product.

[5. Miniature Antimatter Annihilation Generator: Produced in 2980 by the company "End to Die"...]

"Huh?"

Just seeing the name of the product, Chen Yu's spirit trembled: "Here comes the New Year's gift..."

After reading the product description, he swiped the screen again, struggled for a long time, and bought two of them.

The originally more than 3,800 points also bottomed out in an instant.

"It's so poor again, it's too fast."

Ordering Xiao Taohong to put away the two courier boxes that were sent, Chen Yu lay on the bed and searched for news related to him for a while, feeling hungry, so he brought two eggs, two potatoes, and a green onion from the kitchen. The automatic cooking pot makes a crispy pork ribs, gobble it up.

"I dare say that this pot is the greatest invention of human beings next to the toilet!" After spitting out the last bone, Chen Yu said vaguely to Xiao Taohong.

"How does it feel to eat?"

"It feels very satisfying." Chen Yu picked up the leftover bone and handed it to Xiao Taohong: "Why don't you try it too?"

Little Taohong: "..."

"That's a pity." Chen Yu threw away the bones and spread his hands: "Gourmet food is really a kind of enjoyment."

"I can't digest solid food." Xiao Taohong stared at the bone and licked her lips: "I can only digest liquid."

"Does that mean you have a stomach?"

"Um."

"Then why only liquids can be digested?"

"I don't know either"

One person and one machine looked at each other, not knowing why...

...

Five p.m.

It was dark.

"We're back!"

As the anti-theft door opened, Chen Yi, Er, and Sanke returned home.

Seeing Chen Yu in the living room, Chen Sanke didn't take off her shoes, but rushed forward and hugged Chen Yu's right leg: "The Grasshopper misses you so much!"

"Brother! I miss you too!" Chen Erke hugged her left leg not to be outdone.

"Second!" Mother Chen on the sofa scolded angrily, "Can you come in with your shoes on?"

"The third one didn't take off either!" Chen Erke retorted unconvinced.

"She is young and ignorant, and you are also ignorant?"

"She's three years younger than me!"

Chen Sanke blinked: "Three months old is also young."

"Oh." Chen Erke let go of his hands unwillingly, retreated to the hall, and took off his shoes: "In two years, you will be older than me."

"How is it possible? Are you stupid?" Chen Sanke hugged Chen Yu's thigh tightly, pouted: "It will take at least three years!"

"..." Chen Yu was silent for a while, then reached out and touched Chen Sanke's head: "You two are really mentally retarded. Can't count? At least four years?"

"You're the mentally handicapped!" Chen Yike, who was carrying a schoolbag next to him, complained wildly.

"The three of us are not as smart as you?" Chen Yu sneered.

"That's it."*2

"Let's not talk about that." Chen Yu picked up Chen Sanke, smiled and said, "Is it fun to go to cram school today?"

"It's not fun. My sister plays the piano too badly."

"The third child!" Chen Yike blushed suddenly.

"Just learning, it's understandable if you can't play well." Chen Yu waved his hand: "But it's a piano after all, how bad can it be? I'll buy you one after the Chinese New Year."

"Brother~" Chen Yike was moved.

"Grasshopper." Chen Sanke stared at Chen Yu expressionlessly for a while: "You will regret it."

"I, Chen, never regret anything I do."

"Brother loves you!" Chen Yike immediately hugged Chen Yu, rubbing back and forth.

"Hey." Chen's mother grinned as she watched from a distance: "The three big girls are so tired, so I don't feel ashamed."

Chen Yike: "Don't be ashamed."

Chen Erke: "Why are you ashamed?"

Chen Sanke: "What is shame?"

The addition of the three younger sisters "boiled" the originally peaceful atmosphere of the Chen family. Especially Chen Erke, who also yelled while playing with her mobile phone, which made Chen Yu so annoyed that she had to go back to the bedroom, sit quietly in the corner and brush up her mobile phone.

"Mr. Chen, the edited video of the live broadcast has been uploaded, and it is scheduled to be released at nine o'clock tomorrow."

"Well. You don't need to talk to me about such trivial matters in the future, just handle it yourself."

"OK."

Chen Yu suddenly gave a thumbs up: "Mandarin is becoming more and more standard."

"It must be dropped!" Xiao Taohong patted her chest, accidentally knocking off a packaging bag.

"What is this?" Chen Yu picked up the packing bag suspiciously, and looked around: "Why...how is it caught in your chest?"

"It was given to me by a fan whose ID is called Dai Crazy. I didn't have a pocket on my body, so I clipped it."

"Big guy, big guy!" Chen Yu admired.

"I don't know what it is. He said it was for food." Xiao Taohong took the packaging bag, opened the mouth of the bag, took out a black and red object, and looked at it in front of her eyes: "Dried human excrement thing?"

"That's called betel nut!" Chen Yu rubbed his forehead: "Why do you have such a strange association!"

"It's very similar!"

Taking the betel nut, Chen Yu put it in his mouth, chewed and said, "This thing is called betel nut. It is a kind of snack. I heard that it can cause cancer."

"Then why do you eat it?" Xiao Taohong was surprised.

"Drinking alcohol hurts the liver, why do you drink it? Smoking also causes cancer, why would anyone still smoke?" Chen Yu lay on the bed, opened his mouth, revealing the betel nut dregs on his tongue: "Because this is a human being, and if you don't play tricks, you will feel uncomfortable all over the body." Are you envious?"

"I...I want to eat one too."

"Eat, this thing can't be swallowed."

"Okay." Xiao Taohong nodded, picked up a piece of betel nut and put it in her mouth, chewing it with a "cracking" sound, "sparks" splashed everywhere.

"Sister, can't you secrete a little saliva?"

"Oh... wow! It's soft! From hard to soft! And squeeze out a lot of juice!" Xiao Taohong stretched out her soft long tongue in surprise, staring at the betel nut dregs on it: "Chew it and it will become It's red!"

"..." Chen Yu had a complicated expression: "Your adjective sounds so scary..."

The two looked at each other, and not long after each chewed betel nuts, there was a fierce knock on the door.

"Boom!"

"Brother! Open the door!"

Looking at the dust falling from the ceiling, he immediately guessed who it was: "What are you doing?"

"I want to play with you!"

"Go and play with your second sister." Chen Yu changed positions irritably.

"Second sister was made to cry by me."

"..."

"Boom boom boom..."

Chen Sanke waved two small fists and pounded on the door: "Open the door, open the door, grasshopper, open the door..."

"The only children are so happy." Sighing, Chen Yu signaled Xiao Taohong to be invisible, then got up and opened the door: "Can you be honest..."

"boom!"

When the door was opened, Chen Sanke's fist couldn't hold back enough, and it hit Chen Yu's lower abdomen straight.

Chen Yu: "..."

"Grasshopper, are you alright?"

"puff……"

"Ah? Bro, you're vomiting blood!"