Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 234 Bloodwashing the Zoo

Capital city, west of the city zoo, inside Monkey Mountain.

A metal arch suddenly appeared out of nowhere, startling dozens of tourists outside the glass shield.

Then, Chen Yu, who was wearing a mask and a mage's robe, came out with a pillow in his arms, aimed at a monkey that was staring blankly at him, swung the pillow and hit it on the head.

"boom!"

The monkey was knocked to the ground and fell into a coma on the spot.

"Squeak!"

"squeak!"

The group of monkeys immediately exploded, scattered and fled, screaming.

Some big monkeys picked up fruits and stones and threw them at Chen Yu.

But before these throwing objects landed on Chen Yu, they were blocked by Xiao Taohong who came out.

"Check its condition."

"yes."

Xiao Taohong nodded, and two red lights shot out from the mask, scanning the whole body of the fainted monkey.

"what is that?"

"Is there a show?"

"I'm super! Grass time and space UP master! It's the grass time and space UP master!"

"Hurry up! Take a photo of me! I want to take a photo with the UP master!"

"Anchor! Look at me! Look here..."

Outside the glass shield of Monkey Mountain, tourists also began to be confused.

Chen Yu ignored it and stood there, waiting earnestly for Xiao Taohong's scan results.

"no problem."

A minute later, the red light in Xiao Taohong's eyes disappeared, she turned her head to look at Chen Yu, and reported, "A special substance is balancing the flora in the monkey's body, slowly improving the monkey's physical fitness."

"The special substance is the microorganism in the description, right? Will it not cause harm?"

"It's just adjusting the flora in the body, probably not. But I can't scan for deeper chemical changes."

"Is that so..."

Chen Yu pondered for a moment, walked to the glass shield, and tapped it with his fingers.

"Boom boom boom."

"ah……"

Many people outside the shield were frightened and retreated one after another.

"Who is that?" Chen Yu pointed to a young woman wearing glasses, and said, "Do me a favor, call me a zoo administrator or breeder."

The young woman clutched her backpack tightly, obviously frightened.

"Master UP! I'll call for you!" Another young man ran over, jumping up and down excitedly: "Can I take a photo with you?"

"no problem."

Chen Yu nodded, straightened his back, and showed his scissors hands.

"Thank you! Thank you!"

After taking more than ten group photos in a row, the young man was satisfied, and went to find the manager of the zoo.

Taking advantage of this time, Chen Yu picked up the pillow and knocked four more monkeys unconscious.

According to the description of Zhan Zhan Pillow, this product can enhance the physiological functions of the human body, but it was produced at the end of the 24th century. Chen Yu didn't know whether the human body constitution of the 21st century could withstand such a "big tonic", so it was Prepare to find some animals to do live experiments.

It is determined that it is harmless to humans, and then use this product for live evaluation.

"A family must be tidy..."

Xiao Taohong muttered, arranged the five monkeys in order of size, and laid them flat on the ground.

Not long after, several middle-aged men who looked like leaders led a large group of staff and police officers into the back mountain, keeping a distance of five meters from Chen Yu.

"Are you... are you the host of the overtime program?" the leader asked tentatively.

"It's me." Chen Yu nodded, straight to the point: "I need these monkeys, can I take them away?"

"No...it doesn't matter." The leader nodded resolutely: "Just go through some formalities, and I have brought all the documents. You can just sign it, okay?"

"O**k."

Walking forward, under the respectful "serving" of everyone, Chen Yu took the document, wrote Wang Chun's name, reached out and patted the middle-aged man on the shoulder: "Thank you."

"It's okay...it's okay, this is what we should do." The leader was flattered: "Can I ask, what is the use of these monkeys?"

Chen Yu closed his mouth, remained silent for a moment, and sorted out his words in his mind.

But for this silence, the leader thought that Chen Yu had been angered, and quickly bowed and apologized in a panic: "Yes... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to inquire about your information, but I just wanted to ask you, are these five capuchin monkeys enough? have."

"Eh?" Chen Yu was overjoyed: "Really?"

"..." The leader began to see sweat on his forehead, and nodded against his scalp: "Really...really."

"That's great!" Chen Yu immediately clenched the leader's hands: "Speaking of which, it's really lonely in a place as big as the floating castle. I just want to experiment, so give me more animals."

"No...no problem, but...but..."

"You want to go back on your word?" Chen Yu raised his voice.

"No!" The leader shook his head violently: "I just need to ask my superiors for instructions!"

"Then hurry up, I will pick first."

"Okay...ok..." The leader swallowed, trembling, took out his mobile phone and contacted his superiors.

"It's better to be a public servant of the people!"

Chen Yu sighed, without further ado, pointing to a breeder: "You go and show me other animals, I will pick them first."

"Please...please come with me."

The breeder didn't know about the hyperspace evaluation, nor did he know Chen Yu, but looking at the huge portal and the trepidation of the leaders, he naturally knew that Chen Yu was a super important person, and he didn't dare to neglect it.

Under the guidance of the staff, Chen Yu and Xiao Taohong headed east all the way, and arrived at the orangutan hall not long after.

"This is good. It can be put in the Forbidden Forest and raised with monkeys." Chen Yu stopped and handed the pillow to Xiao Taohong: "Go, knock three out, one male and two females, and take them away."

"good!"

Xiao Taohong nodded, took the pillow, and eagerly rushed into the orangutan group through the breeder's small gate, waving the pillow and knocked three of them unconscious.

"Give these three orangutans the 'Special Omega-3 Concentrated Oil', and they should become as smart as humans."

Long-term contact with high-tech, Chen Yu has unknowingly developed a unique impulse to die for scientific researchers...

After collecting five capuchin monkeys and three gorillas, Chen Yu continued to "capture" four giraffes, four sika deer, five white cranes, two dragon turtles, three camels, and five small raccoons , dozens of ornamental birds, and two flat-headed brothers.

After selecting these, the upper management department of the zoo and many official leaders also rushed over, and surrounded Chen Yu like a moon.

In the outermost circle, there are many police officers with live ammunition.

"These small animals are pretty good, but I don't know how to raise them. The mages in the castle don't know much, so I just want to ask, can I borrow some breeders from your zoo?"

Hearing this, many leaders' eyes lit up instantly: "No problem! This is a good thing, and we support it unconditionally!"

"Thank you, the salary will be paid by me."

"No, no, no! You don't have to be responsible for salary, breeding, food, and living environment, just leave it to us."

"Then I won't be polite." Chen Yu waved his hand: "Let's go to the East District again."

"There is nothing to see in the east...the east area." The accompanying leader was startled, and quickly pointed to the north: "The north area is beautiful, and the animals are also very cute. There are elephants, hippos, rhinos, and an aquarium."

"Really?" Chen Yu looked to the north: "But elephants and hippos don't want to raise them. They are too big. I heard that farting stinks."

"But there are also many small animals. For example, Eagle Mountain is in the North District." The leader Xu Shanyu said: "Don't you want to raise some eagles? There are also owls! It matches your castle very well."

"Eagle is okay...then let's go to the North District to have a look."

"Okay! You go first!"

"Wow!"

Just when everyone was about to change direction, Xiao Taohong had good eyesight, saw the billboard in the distance, and said excitedly: "Wow, there is a Giant Panda House in the East District!"

Leaders: "..."

"Giant panda?!" Chen Yu was surprised.