Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 232 The Duo of Cheating Fathers (Add More)

[Recommended products from the Hyperspace Merchant Rack. 】

[1. Shit Control Toilet 2.0: Produced in 2106 by Geek Alliance. Integrated quantum chips, efficient use of subatomic particles to encode data, endow the toilet with non-linear independent thinking, accurately control the power and direction of the liquid in the tank, so that 100% of the feces remain in the toilet, cannot be washed away by water, and its shape remains intact. It embodies the extreme micro-manipulation ability of geeks on data and calculation. 】

[Compared to the 1.0 version of the toilet, the new generation 2.0 has established a variety of perfect models based on the usage data of the first generation users, and added various flushing schemes such as feces flushing, feces smashing and flushing, and complex geometry of feces changes. Demonstrate the ultimate in computing power. The price is 454 points. 】

After watching the first product, Chen Yu felt that the screen of the watch trembled slightly.

"boom!"

Grabbing the pillow casually and throwing it on the ground forcefully, Chen Yu roared, "Where are you lying?!"

"Mr. Chen, what happened?" Xiao Taohong at the computer desk hurriedly turned her head.

"Don't talk to me! I'm emotionally unstable right now."

"Oh..." Xiao Taohong shrank her neck.

"..."

Sitting on the bed in silence for a long time, Chen Yu bent down, picked up the pillow and put it beside the bed, trying to maintain a calm mind, continued to swipe the watch screen, and turned to the second product.

[2. Nuclear fusion incinerator: produced by Bliss Jumping Company in 2376. Necessary equipment for a first-class crematorium. The built-in second-generation miniature strong magnetic controllable nuclear fusion reactor efficiently synthesizes helium element, drives the pure heat to heat the corpse in the incinerator, and completes the cremation of the human corpse within 0.2 seconds, leaving crystalline ashes. Through the free configuration plug-in, the ashes can be customized into favorite shapes in advance before the body is incinerated, such as apples, badges, water cups, necklaces, rings and other items or accessories. The price is 1220 points. 】

"boom!"

Grabbing the pillow and slamming it on the ground again, Chen Yu growled: "Is it still a trap?!"

He felt that there was an invisible force targeting him...

Standing up, Chen Yu walked out of the bedroom and went straight to the bathroom, ready to flush his head with water like last time, but as soon as he turned on the faucet, he saw a figure sitting on the toilet from the corner of his eye: "Damn it!"

Chen Sanke: "..."

"Scare me! Don't you close the door when you go to the bathroom?!"

Chen Sanke sat on the toilet seat and scratched his head: "I...I didn't go to the toilet."

"What are you doing sitting on the toilet without using the toilet?"

"The trousers can't be untied." Chen Sanke lifted his jacket, pointed to the rope on his trousers, and blinked: "It's fastened."

Chen Yu: "..."

"I can't untie it anyway." Chen Sanke clumsily removed the rope buckle: "It's getting tighter and tighter."

"How long have you been stuck here?"

"I came in after lunch." Chen Sanke raised his head, recalling earnestly.

"God, why don't you know how to ask for help?" Chen Yu put his head under the faucet in pain, trying to freeze his cerebral cortex with the cold water.

"I can still hold back."

Chen Yu: "..."

"call……"

After washing his head for a few minutes, Chen Yu felt that he had completely calmed down, so he walked up to Chen Sanke and grabbed her trousers.

"...Are you buckling or unbuttoning?"

"Unbutton it."

Chen Yu pointed to the big ball of snake-like buttons in the middle of the trousers, and opened his mouth: "Is this how my mother taught you to unbutton them?"

"Do you have the ability to untie it?" Chen Sanke suddenly raised his head and put his hands on his hips.

"You are so proud! What the hell is there to be proud of?!" Chen Yu put his head directly up, bit the rope with his mouth, and gritted his teeth.

"boom!"

The trouser rope snapped on the spot.

"hold head high……"

Chen Sanke lowered his head, touched the fat belly that was deeply imprinted by the trouser string, and said in a daze, "It's broken."

"If you keep going, your stomach will be strangled."

Picking up a towel to wipe his hair, Chen Yu spread his hands: "Ask your mother to get you a new trouser string. It's so big that you can't untie it."

"oh."

Chen Sanke nodded, and walked out staggeringly with both legs.

"return."

Chen Yu dragged Chen Sanke back.

"Ang?" Chen Sanke was puzzled?

"Sister Ang, don't you want to go to the bathroom?"

"Yes!"

Chen Sanke clapped her hands, her eyes lit up, she quickly took off her trousers and sat on the toilet, watching Chen Yu helplessly: "Mom said that no one should be in the toilet."

"...but at least you have to give me a time to go out, right?"

"Boom!"

After closing the bathroom sliding door, Chen Yu rubbed his face and returned to the bedroom.

Sitting on the bed, he raised his wrist again to calm down and look at the third product of [Super Dimensional Shopping Shelf].

[3.5-TCV injection: produced in 2276 by Tongrentang Pharmaceutical Company. Developed with reference to the monomorphic slow-wave sleep pattern of bottlenose dolphins. After the user injects the 5-TCV drug, within 244 hours, the left and right brain can be cycled to sleep and the brain's work efficiency can be maintained. However, long-term use can cause irreversible damage to the brain. It is recommended to use it again after a month after the effect of the drug disappears. The price is 252 points. 】

"It's finally normal..."

Chen Yu almost cried with joy, and directly clicked on the screen to buy a 5-TCV injection. For his next plan, this kind of thing is absolutely necessary.

[Consumption points 270 (product + tax), remaining points 1409]

"Only death and taxes are inevitable..."

A small space-time wormhole appeared, and a white express box fell down.

Perhaps it was because of the long-term impact of being hit by the huge express box in the morning, and seeing such a "pocket" box suddenly made Chen Yu feel a little uncomfortable.

"Mr. Chen, here you are!"

Xiao Taohong picked up the box attentively and handed it to Chen Yu.

"Hey, put it aside, I don't need it for now, you go write code."

"yes!"

Lie down in a large font, Chen Yu continued to swipe the watch screen.

According to his past experience, when the first "normal" product appears, the following products should also become "normal".

[4. Linrui security camouflage robot: produced by Linrui Technology Company in 2219. A group of four, driven by weak artificial intelligence software, can accurately complete the set tasks and have a certain linear thinking ability. Configure a pulse-type stun gun to camouflage or hide your figure through optics. Free direct DG interface charging cable and pressure changing ball. It can also be charged slowly by solar energy. The price is 220 points. 】

"This is a good thing!"

Chen Yu moved the screen closer, reread the instructions carefully, and decisively clicked on the purchase option: "Brain wave recognition is finally useful, and I got something I needed..."

[Consumed 234 points, remaining 1175 points. 】

The text fell, and a space-time wormhole appeared in the bedroom for the second time.

Xiao Taohong, who was sitting on the chair, was eager to try. She was about to get up, but when she saw Chen Yu's stern eyes, she was immediately frightened.

"Boom!"

Then, the delivery box with a side length of two and a half meters fell heavily, smashing a big hole in the floor.

Chen Yu: "..."

After being silent for a while, Chen Yu turned to look at Xiao Taohong, and said, "Why didn't you pick it up this time?"

"You... didn't you tell me not to move with your eyes..."

"I told you to move quickly with my eyes!"

"Oh! Then I will move now..."

"It's late! Don't move. They're all out."

"..."

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(Note: This chapter is updated for the silver lord 'Hjz666')