Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 215 Earth! Let me guard!

After welding all the fixing steel bars, Chen Yu took hundreds of laser emitters handed over by the staff and installed them one by one in the grooves on the surface of the "umbrella".

Then, he inserted dozens of sensors and monitoring equipment on the surface of the entire Bell asteroid, and then controlled the engine to fly away, suspended a hundred meters away, and quietly waited for the official next step.

"Everything is ready." Facing the camera, Chen Yu stretched out his hand to signal to the official: "Please start your performance."

After saying that, dozens of seconds later, the sun reflector began to further unfold, distorting the mirrors one by one, and accurately reflecting the bright sunlight in the distance onto the black paint.

Observing from a height, everyone can see that the sunlight is reflected evenly, and the angle is constantly adjusted, trying to heat all the paint positions.

At the same time, the array of 130 laser emitters is also fully powered to increase the temperature of the paint and heat the surface of the asteroid's rock mass.

"Hiss—(no sound)"

Soon, under the joint baking of sunlight and lasers, the temperature of the special viscous paint rose rapidly, melting and evaporating some surface ice crystal structures, and ejecting almost imperceptible gas.

"Is this really okay?"

Chen Yu crossed his arms over his chest and spoke suspiciously.

In his eyes, such a small push is as ridiculous as an elephant farting on the moon, trying to push the moon.

But as the overall temperature of the painted surface heats up, more and more gas is ejected.

There are small and big, thick and thin.

Gradually fused together, forming an infinitely extended white comet tail!

From a bird's-eye view, it looks quite spectacular!

【What happened to the sudden shock? 】

[Fuck, I'm a bit of a dick! 】

【So beautiful...】

[When the oil temperature continues to increase, the metal mixture will be melted and more gas will be ejected. 】

[I still think it’s more enjoyable to blow up a shitty **** with thousands of nuclear weapons...]

[Same as above, the fragments are sent away with the portal, and pushed into the black hole 2333. 】

[A meteorite with a diameter of 20 meters can cause serious damage. The meteorite in Mao country was less than 15 meters, and it exploded in the air, causing 1,200 casualties. May I ask how many ten-meter meteorites can be exploded from a six-kilometer asteroid? Let the anchor send it piece by piece? 】

[Part of the orbit of the blasted meteorite will change, but there will still be a considerable number of meteorites hitting the earth. Although it is much better than hitting it directly, it is also unacceptable to human beings. 】

[If there is no reminder from the UP master, it may be too late for countries to discover the threat, and they can only launch a large number of nuclear weapons in an effort to minimize the damage. 】

[The best result is to solve the asteroid without injury. 】

[The anchor has indeed saved all mankind...]

【This wave is really dangerous! For a few months at night, no matter how awesome the UP master is, he must be cool. 】

[Anyway, anyway, the anchor will be my father in the future! (dog head)]

[Dad +1 (dog head)]

Propelling the engine to fly higher and higher, Chen Yu and the nine million viewers in the live broadcast room finally saw the whole picture of the asteroid clearly.

The shape is elliptical, rotating "slowly", and the surface is covered with dense grooves. From the human aesthetic point of view, it is almost ugly.

But with the white, spiral-shaped comet tail under the rotation of the planet, the appearance is instantly reversed, like a space battleship sailing.

"Hmm... interesting." Chen Yu couldn't help giving a thumbs up: "From the scene, this wave should be stable. Unexpectedly, the combination of paint and sunlight is quite strong. But I want to change it within a few minutes or a few hours. Asteroid orbits are still out of the question."

"It's bound to be an ongoing and long work, and I just hope it goes well."

After circling around the asteroid and finding nothing worth noting, Chen Yu passed through the portal and returned to Earth's Zijin Mountain.

"Whizzing--"

Landing on the ground of the Observatory Square, Chen Yu turned off the engine, and the surrounding staff wearing disinfection suits immediately cleaned and disinfected the armor with water guns and towels.

"When will I get Bell's track deviation information?" Waiting for the cleaning to be completed, Chen Yu approached the person in charge and asked, "Give me some time, and I'll come and have a look."

"Now the calculated results are available." The person in charge took out a tablet and showed the data on the screen to Chen Yu: "There are many monitors on asteroids. After more than ten minutes of flying angle observation, the accuracy of the results has been improved." It's very high. Look..."

"The flying speed of the asteroid has increased by 7/200,000 per second. After importing into the model for calculation, it is estimated that the distance from the earth will be more than 30,000 kilometers in three months."

"30,000 kilometers?" Chen Yu was stunned: "What's the difference between that and installing it? How many kilometers is the escape layer of the atmosphere?"

"That's not the case." The person in charge quickly explained: "The reflection of sunlight will continue, the ejected gas will increase, and the speed will continue to increase. At that time, it will be at least 90,000 kilometers away."

"Ninety thousand kilometers... Will it be torn apart by the gravity of the earth? What if some debris falls?"

"There is no way to do this. We still have a series of follow-up plans. We can only say that we should try our best to minimize losses."

"What if..." Chen Yu was thoughtful: "How about adding heat to the rock mass? The one with a large area?"

"Incendiary bomb? The temperature is too high."

"The temperature of an ordinary flame..."

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Fifteen minutes later, Chen Yu re-entered space and stood on the surface of the asteroid.

In his arms, holding hundreds of candles.

"Damn it, it took three refreshes to get this crap out, I always feel a bit at a loss..."

After mumbling a few words, Chen Yu turned to face the camera, and said loudly: "Speaking of which, after the sixth phase of the official evaluation, there are no additional small product evaluations, so I will add them now. Have you seen the candle in my arms? ?”

"It's called the birthday candle that can't be blown out, and it's a product of a psychotic company."

Taking out a candle and showing it in front of the camera, Chen Yu said quickly: "The candle is made of ass powder, fiber, and biological oil, and a lot of messy things have been added, so it cannot be destroyed by wind, water, dry powder, dry ice, etc. Carbon dioxide, liquid nitrogen, etc. any way to extinguish."

"Even in a vacuum, it can continue to burn for 26 days and nights. It can also shoot high-temperature sparks during the burning process, igniting everything around it that can be ignited. The longest shooting distance is twelve meters. It is a celebration of friends and classmates. , Colleagues, roommates, and leadership birthday must-have good products!"

[It's really lucky to be your friend. (Smile)】

[I wipe! Better than Goldfinger! 】

【Celebrate birthday×; celebrate death day√! 】

[I'm afraid that the birthday will not be lively. 】

[I wish grandpa a long life than Nanshan, and his life will be overwhelmed. 】

[The fire brigade sent a red envelope. 】

[Fire can't put out...]

【Your Majesty asked me to patrol the mountains and burn a monk for dinner】

[Wang · up master · without drama and feeling uncomfortable · Ski. 】

"The brief introduction is over, then... for civilization, for mankind, and for trillions of creatures, I! Fearless!"

After speaking the lines he had prepared long ago, Chen Yu felt comfortable, turned his head down, hugged hundreds of entangled candles, and started the engine, like a ferocious moth fearless of death, "Majestic" rushed into the diffuse heat!

"Earth! Let me guard it!"

"Ah ha ha……"

The roaring flame rose instantly...

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(Continue to add more at night!)

Three lines: ****Feng Jianai boss, a second of silence for you... (manually funny)

(For details, please refer to the last paragraph of Chapter 212, Chapter 23333)