Transdimensional Marketing

　　 "咚咚咚!"

　　 In the afternoon, half past six.

　　 The security door of door 01 on the 19th floor was knocked.

　　 Chen Erke stood on tiptoe and saw Chen Yu through the door mirror. After a moment, he opened the anti-theft door and threw happily: "Brother is back!"

"Ok."

　　 "Why come back so early!"

　　 "Something." Chen Yu touched Chen Erke's small head, picked her up, turned around, and introduced to the adults beside him: "Principal Pang, Teacher Niu, this is my sister."

　　 "Hello, kid." Principal Pang smiled and stretched out his fat hand, trying to touch Chen Erke's head, but Chen Yu avoided it with a look of disgust.

　　His baby sister, how can he allow other men to touch him?

　　 Still meeting in front of him?

　　 to die?

　　 "Brother, why are you back so early today... Huh? They are..." Chen Yike in the living room heard the sound and hesitated when he saw the teachers behind Chen Yu.

"Come in, change your shoes here." Carrying Chen Erke into the room, Chen Yu found three pairs of slippers and gave them to Principal Pang, Niu Lanshan and the class teacher. Then they introduced each other: "Boss, this is the principal of our school. Principal Pang, this is Niu Lanshan, our physical education teacher, and this is my head teacher."

　　 "Hello teachers!" Chen Yike bowed and saluted very politely: "My brother has a naughty personality, which is causing you trouble."

　　 "What a good girl."

　　 Chen Yike's decent etiquette surprised Niu Lanshan on the side. He subconsciously reached out his hand and wanted to touch Chen Yike's head, but Chen Yu mercilessly blocked it.

　　 This muscular man is so good at first sight! I always want to use my hands, do I want to spend a few days in the cell?

　　 Chen Yu cursed secretly in his heart, and calmly said to Chen Yike: "Boss, give these three teachers tea soon."

"it is good."

　　 Chen Yike turned around and walked into the kitchen, boiling water and making tea.

　　 "Boss, haven't my parents come back?"

　　 "No, but I have braised the rice. I will cook the dishes when Mom comes back."

　　 "No need." Chen Yu waved his hand, pointed to the three big guys behind him, and said, "President Pang will treat us later, let's go out to eat."

　　 "Huh?" Principal Pang was taken aback, and then he reacted, and nodded repeatedly, "Yes, that's right, I will treat you later, and wait for your parents to come back and go eat together."

　　 "This... what a shame." Chen Yike was stunned.

　　 Chen Yu: "There is nothing to be embarrassed about."

　　Principal Pang: "...Yes, this is what I should do as a principal."

　　 Leading the three guests into the living room, Chen Yike came up with a cup of tea, then secretly dragged Chen Yu past his ear, worrying: "Brother! Are you in trouble again? Why are the principals here?"

　　 "...It's hard to say in one word. Go and call your parents and let them come back quickly."

　　 "Is it a bad thing?"

　　 "It's a bad thing, not a bad thing."

　　 "Then...what the **** is that? It's so scary!" Chen Yike was a little worried.

　　 "It's okay, it's okay, you can call it. It's just a bit troublesome, not a bad thing."

Pushing Chen Yike away, Chen Yu sat on the corner of the sofa, picked up the teapot, filled three cups with hot tea, then filled his cup with coke, raised the cup, fully demonstrating his hospitality : "Come on, toast together!"

　　Principal Pang: "..."

　　 Niu Lanshan: "……"

head teacher:"……"

　　 "You come here as if you are at your own home. Don't be polite. I will do it. Teachers, you are free."

　　 After saying that, Chen Yu drank it boldly.

　　 Principal Pang felt a little embarrassed, touched his thigh, looked at Chen Erke, who was expressionless, and changed the subject: "Chen Yu, your sister seems to be in a bad mood?"

　　 "Of course." Putting down the water glass, Chen Yu leaned back on the sofa and explained, "Of course she will be unhappy if you sit on someone's bed."

　　 "Ah? Ah! That's right, I'm sorry, little sister." Principal Pang moved his butt.

　　 Of course, only moved half a centimeter.

　　 "Principal..." Everyone looked at each other and was silent for a moment. Chen Yu decided to fight for the last time, saying in an almost imploring tone: "I really have no hobbies in sports, I just want to study hard..."

　　 "Puff!"

　　 Before finishing speaking, Chen Erke on the side suddenly laughed.

　　 Chen Yu turned dark and asked, "What are you laughing at?"

　　 "Suddenly remembered something funny."

　　 "……"

　　 "Look!" The head teacher interrupted, "Even your sister knows that you have no future in learning, so you still have to use your strengths!"

　　 "My brother is very good in the long jump!" Chen Erke raised his hand and said, "It's very good!"

　　 "Do you still jump long?" Niu Lanshan's eyes lit up suddenly.

　　 "Shut up!" Chen Yu quickly covered Chen Erke's mouth and shook his head violently: "No, I can't even jump over the manhole cover."

"When we go to school tomorrow, let's try various track and field sports to see what you are best at." Niu Lanshan rubbed his palms with a look of expectation: "You run so fast, and long jumps are absolutely fine. High jumps are also possible. Try it."

"forgive me……"

　　 Chen Yu is really about to cry.

　　 "Teachers~www.readwn.com~ eat fruit." Chen Yike simply cut a fruit platter, walked in, and put it on the coffee table in the living room.

　　 "The little girl is polite." Principal Pang took a sip of tea and asked, "Which school is it from? In the future, I can assign you a good class."

　　 Chen Yu immediately became anxious when he heard these words, but before he could speak, Chen Erke on the side said unscrupulously: "Then my sister will be ruined in this life?"

　　 "Oh!" Principal Pang shook his hand, and the tea in the cup burned his lips...

　　 Niu Lanshan: "……"

head teacher:"……"

　　 Chen Yike immediately stomped his feet in shame: "Second! How can you talk nonsense?!"

　　 "Yes!" Chen Yu's heart burst, and he patted Chen Erke on the head with dissatisfaction: "You can't talk nonsense even if it's the truth! You know? (Sister! Nice job!

　　 Three people: "……"

　　 Chen Erke lowered his head: "I was wrong. (Isn't it amazing?!

　　 "Hurry up and apologize to the three sixth middle school teachers. (Quick taunt! Quick taunt! Take advantage of their illness! Kill them!

　　 "Old... I'm sorry, teacher, the sixth middle school is still great. It is because my brother accidentally entered the sixth middle school, my sister and I realized the importance of studying. (It's on me!

　　 Three people: "……"

　　 "Forget it, don't say anything, go back to your parents' bedroom and take care of the third child. (Good job! Run away!

　　 "Okay. (Hey, I was praised. Lowering his head, Chen Erke pinched the corner of his clothes and left the living room.

"Teachers don't take it seriously, Tong Yan Wuji." Chen Yu hurriedly got a glass of Coke in his glass, and covered it with a drink to block the rising arc of his mouth: "I am sorry for my sister. Ha, hiccup... …"

　　 Three people: "……"