Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 169 Only Sanke is the Cutest...

"Fuck? Can she see me?"

In the living room of the Chen family, Chen Yu hid in the invisibility cloak, not daring to breathe.

"Huh?" Chen Erke tilted his head in doubt for a while, put down the crayons, stood up, and walked towards Chen Yu step by step.

"Can she really see me?"

Chen Yu was startled and backed away again and again.

Chen Erke walked to the place where Chen Yu was standing before, lay down, twitched his nostrils and sniffed: "Where is the smell of feet coming from?"

Chen Yu: "..."

"It stinks like my brother's."

Chen Yu: "..."

"It's disgusting." Chen Erke frowned, stuck out her tongue, walked back to the sofa, and continued to draw...

Chen Yu: "..."

"It's not cute at all!"

Cursing angrily in his heart, Chen Yu turned around and walked towards the bathroom.

Perhaps out of anger, he suddenly felt a little urgent to urinate.

"Wow."

Open the sliding door of the bathroom, and a puff of smoke blows in.

Looking intently through the camera, Chen Yu's face was covered with black lines.

I saw the husky lying on the edge of the toilet, holding a cigarette in its claws, and puffing away leisurely.

Hearing the sound of pulling the door, it turned its head "casually" and found no one, so it took another breath of cigarette and flicked the ash on the toilet...

"call……"

A faint white mist overflowed from the nostrils, and Husky rolled his eyes in satisfaction.

"Zi La!"

At this moment, a yellowish jet of water suddenly sprayed out in midair, dousing the cigarette...

"Water Wang?" The husky was stunned on the spot, tilting the dog's head to look at the water column that appeared out of thin air, the dog's face was blank.

"Clatter clatter..."

Not long after, the water column shrunk until it disappeared. Chen Yu suddenly lifted the transparent cloak, snatched the cigarette from the dog's paw, threw it into the toilet, and shouted: "You bastard smokes?!"

Huskies stared wide-eyed, looked at Chen Yu who suddenly appeared, and then at the smoke in the toilet: "Meow?"

"Meow your sister! You are a dog!" Chen Yu grabbed Husky by the ear: "Say! The whole family doesn't smoke, where did you get your cigarettes from?"

"Wow woof woof!" Husky argued.

Chen Yu: "..."

"Wow woof! Oh woof dog!" The husky dog ​​shrugged with a serious face, "Woof."

"Can you speak human language?"

"Wow ~ Can't talk woof..."

"English?!" Chen Yu was dumbfounded: "You can speak English?!"

"Y...Yes..." The husky opened his mouth wide, and squeezed out an indistinct word from his throat: "Any que...esti 咟~ions?"

After a long silence, Chen Yu flushed the toilet, put on the invisibility cloak, and silently exited the bathroom: "Boss, I'm sorry."

After closing the sliding door, Chen Yu stood in front of the bathroom door, squatted on the ground and drew a circle, feeling a sense of sadness in his heart.

This bitch followed Chen Yike's ass around all day long, and he even learned fucking English...

Is it necessary to study the theory of relativity in the future?

"well."

Sighing deeply, Chen Yu put on a cloak and walked to Chen Yike's door.

"It's reasonable, a dog can speak English after the boss, so there's no reason why I can't learn it, right?"

Thinking of this, he gently opened the door, and saw Chen Yike sitting at the desk, performing indescribable behavior...

She was playing crazily on the piano poster! Still dubbing: "Dangdang! Dangdang!"

The intoxicated expression, swaying body, and fluttering long hair shocked Chen Yu's spirit, and he finally closed the door slowly.

"Deep ice!"

"A whole family of deep well ice!"

Scratching his head in pain, Chen Yu looked around, dazed for a while, and then shuffled towards the master bedroom.

Entering the bedroom, I saw Chen Sanke sleeping soundly holding a gold-plated feeding bottle on the small bed in the master bedroom. The sun shines through the hollowed-out curtains, leaving spots on her little face, and a peaceful and serene atmosphere fills the entire bedroom...

In an instant, Chen Yu's mind was calmed by this warm scene.

"In the whole family, only the third child is the cutest."

Sighing, Chen Yu walked up to Chen Sanke, stretched out his hand from inside the cloak, and gently stroked the little girl's chubby face.

"This feel, this elasticity, tsk tsk."

"Hmm." Chen Sanke dazedly opened one eye, looked up and looked around, but found no one, then lay down and fell asleep again.

Evil claws appeared out of nowhere and grabbed Chen Sanke's face.

"Ah?" Chen Sanke opened his eyes and blinked, but there was still no one around.

She closed her eyes again, and not long after, she vaguely heard the sound of "Ka Chi Ka Chi".

"Small cookies!"

Sitting up abruptly, Chen Sanke quickly looked at the butter biscuit box beside the crib, where five small biscuits were arranged in an orderly manner.

"Five? Is there five left?"

Scratching his feet in doubt, Chen Sanke lay down again, hugged the biscuit box tightly, drowsiness welled up, and fell asleep again in a daze.

Three minutes later, the hand reappeared, gently pulling away the bottle and biscuit box.

When it was sent back, it was empty...

"It's so cute." Chen Yu babbled and tiptoed away: "I still know how to leave food for my brother..."

...

Back in the bedroom, not long after, Chen Yu heard Chen Sanke and Chen Erke fighting in the living room.

"Hey, since we're all sisters, can't we live in harmony?"

Regarding the family relationship between the two younger sisters, Chen Yu worried for a second, then ignored it, threw the invisibility cloak away, and lay on the bed and continued to swipe the watch screen to check the last recommended product.

[5. Eager squid girl: produced by Nintendo in 2344. The latest generation of multiplayer real battle games supports up to three groups of 5V5V5 battles. After putting on the squid suit, under the virtual light and shadow rendering, the Q image can be randomly generated to participate in the battle. The paint sprayed by the weapon is composed of virtual light and shadow and quantum sponge. Ordinary people who have not participated in the game will not be splashed and affected by the paint. The price is 120 points. 】

"A real-life battle game?"

Chen Yu's eyes brightened instantly, and he read the instructions carefully again, getting into trouble.

From the perspective of Nintendo, this product is a game, which should be very suitable for interactive live broadcasts with the audience, and the program effect is definitely not bad. But the price of 120 points, plus tax, will not be lower than 130 points.

"It's a little expensive."

Frowning and thinking for a long time, Chen Yu looked back at Xiao Taohong who worked so hard to code the code...

"I did this to make Xiao Taohong relax, and to increase the popularity of the live broadcast. It's definitely not because I want to play."

With this in mind, he decisively pressed the purchase option, consuming more than half of the 193 points.

[128 points are consumed, and the remaining points are 65. 】

"Buzz!"

The next moment, a space-time wormhole appeared immediately, and a large white box fell out of it.

"thump."

When the box fell to the ground, Xiao Taohong turned her head when she heard the sound, and was pleasantly surprised: "It's a toy!"

Chen Yu was stunned: "How do you know?"

"I'm lying to you, it's confirmed now!" Xiao Taohong jumped off the chair excitedly, and ran to the express box, with a mentally retarded smile on her face: "Great, toy! Can robots play?"

"...Your IQ..." Chen Yu rubbed his forehead: "It's high and low."

Before the wormhole disappeared, Xiao Taohong picked up the express box and handed it to Chen Yu, her big beautiful eyes sparkled: "Mr. Chen, unpack the box."

"This is for live broadcast." Chen Yu waved his hand: "It can't be disassembled until the extra live broadcast."

"When is the live broadcast?"

"The official live broadcast has just ended, let's talk about it in a few days. Go to those platforms to post text updates first, and warm up in advance."

"Okay!" Xiao Taohong hurriedly put down the courier box, ran to the notebook to operate, and the keyboard made a "click" sound.

Picking up the box, Chen Yu weighed it, and arranged the live broadcast plan in his mind: "This interactive live broadcast must be very interesting..."

After saying that, he saw another courier box that he had dismantled from the corner of his eye, and suddenly realized something, and frantically rummaged through the room.

"Nimma? Where's my cloak?"

...

I already have two chapters in my hand, so at least four chapters will be added tonight!