Time travel at the same time: Is the golden finger actually me?

Tsunade's words made Danzo very angry.

What the hell!

Sarutobi still respects me!

You little Tsunade treats me like this!

Hmph! Danzo snorted and said nothing.

The scene suddenly became quiet.

And Rock, who was sitting at the head seat, finally saw that the table was full of insects!

The slick old Mito Katoen opened his eyes and told lies, while Danzo and Tsunade were pure masters of infighting. Sarutobi on the other side was even more ruthless and started giving gifts just for random reasons. Is this ridiculous? Use this to test cadres!

But the psychic beasts of the Ape Demon King clan can indeed...

Rock also wants to play with the ape god.

but!

With these insects, there is still no hope of controlling Konoha.

Now that the matter has come to this, let's eat first... Rock decided to take it slow and talk about it later.

Why don't I treat everyone to Ichiraku Ramen? We can talk about the future of Konoha while eating.

The ramen in the village is good for people, so eat more.

What's more, Ichiraku Ramen is a specialty of Konoha and must be tried.

Rock thought, first find a reason to delay this matter.

Once you have successfully mastered the Bokujin Technique, you can learn from Jiraiya and become a Junjin.

What about the seal of four elephants and the seal of corpses... Let Danzo and his gang stay back for a moment.

No! Danzo interrupted suddenly, You can't eat ramen from a street vendor with us.

Um?

Rock looked up, what do you mean?

It's not a dinner party, so why aren't I, a minor, allowed to participate?

Danzo was not in a hurry, but said with a smile on his face: In order to prevent Hokage-sama's food from being poisoned by the enemy, for safety reasons, Hokage's diet must be cautious. After all, Hokage's safety is the most important.

This has been the case since the first Hokage.

Rock is numb.

Why does Konoha, this rotten ship, still have such rules?

Konoha as a whole doesn't have much history, and you're still mentioning the First Hokage to me?

In the original story, Naruto can eat it, but I can't?

Danzo, I think you died too late and you should be sent on your way.

I'm the Hokage and I can't eat ramen? What can the Hokage do? Rock asked.

Danzo thought for a moment and then replied: For diplomacy and war with other ninja villages, the Hokage's opinion must be consulted.

You don’t have the right to eat at a roadside stall, but you have the right to start the Fourth Ninja War, right?

Then let's find a private chef and cook a meal for everyone.

Rock looked around and saw that the hungry stomachs of the Akimichi ninjas over there were already growling.

It's okay, but it's not okay either. Danzo shook his head sadly.

You need to apply specifically. After all, there is no precedent for Hokage to apply for a personal chef.

But as the Hokage's assistant, I still don't recommend that you break Konoha's conventions.

That's right, how did the past Hokage eat?

Do it all at home? Or is it that being a Hokage means kneeling down to beg for food?

Rock was silent and looked at Mito Menyan.

The other party thought about it carefully and said that there was indeed no precedent for this. The past Hokages really ate it at home. It seemed that Danzo was well prepared.

Rock realized that Danzo was looking for trouble.

Rock could even guess what Danzo would say next if he really applied for a job as a cook.

Then I want to apply to be a cook? Rock suggested tentatively.

Okay, Hokage-sama. Danzo nodded, then turned to the root ninja behind him and imitated Tsunade's appearance and said, Pass this on. The first thing the Fifth Hokage did after taking office was to embezzle public funds to apply for a cook.

Rock finally sighed after hearing this.

He silently put on the god robe and interrupted Danzo's words.

You're right, but I think the Fourth Ninja War must start from Kumo Ninja Village!

Danzo:? !

One sentence immediately attracted the attention of everyone, including Danzo.

The fourth... Ninja War?

Aren't you talking about the chef?

Why are you so radical?

Rock adjusted the Hokage hat on his head: Call the sand ninja Murakami ninja Maki and Gaara over here!

I'm going to use Wood Release to forcibly control the Nine-Tails and One-Tails, and directly launch the Fourth Ninja War!

From now on, in the name of Hokage, Konoha will wage war against the entire ninja world!

The Fourth Ninja War! I declare war here!

The scene suddenly fell silent.

Even Danzo, who had always been tough, looked sharply at Rock.

No one dared to speak in the entire Jonin meeting. This is the wisdom of the elders. You must learn how to speak tactfully and when not to speak.

Isn't this... too bold? Danzo carefully considered his words.

Rock continued his attack: I am the Hokage, and I have the final say on what counts.

Of course. Danzo lowered his head: We will apply for a cook for you immediately.

Then can I eat ramen?

Hokage's freedom.

Rock nodded, but he didn't speak because he still wanted to figure out one more thing.

That is, in the test just now, it is very important whether Danzo is objecting to him launching a war, or whether he is opposing the Hokage's right to launch a war.

Now that you have decided to do it, Lao Deng, just wait and be the prince for eighty years!

The atmosphere of the Jonin meeting was completely different from before. Everyone was much more serious because they knew that Hokage had been officially established at this moment.

Although the other party still looks very young.

The first thing I did when I took office——

Rock's voice once again attracted everyone's attention.

First increase the Hokage's annual salary by 8 million yen.

Danzo was just about to continue taunting: Master Hokage, are you planning to tell the villagers that the first thing you will do when you take office is to increase your annual salary?

But before the words left his mouth, Roque choked back his next sentence.

The second thing -

First call the Suna Ninja Murakami, Ninja Maki and Gaara!

Again?

Danzo's eyes widened.

The ramen is specially made for you!

This...do you need to think more about it? Mito Menyan couldn't help but remind him.

Rock turned to look at Mitomon Yan, sighed and said: Elder Mitomon, I am walking on thin ice as a Hokage... or else I should leave it to Danzo-sama.

Stop walking on thin ice, brother!

We are walking on thin ice! OK?

Mito Monohan wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. Danzo had absolutely no choice but to let Rock continue talking.

The third thing——

Call Uzumaki Naruto here too...

Bang!

Danzo couldn't bear it anymore and slammed the table and stood up!

...Call over and eat ramen with us. Rock said.

Danzo froze as he stood up.

Is there any problem? Danzo-sama, my Hokage assistant?

……no problem.

Or do you think the Hokage's friends also need to follow the old routine and not eat even a bowl of ramen.

……no.

That's good. I thought this bowl of ramen would affect world peace. I'm sorry to bother you, go and call the people who are tired of you.

It's...Hokage.