341. Chapter 341 South Park (8)

    "If you can fly like Neo…"The seal in the fall, looking at the night sky with a lazy look, sincerely issued a sigh.

    As the soul improves, maybe one day, he can really fly, but it is not now.

    heyThis must be very hurt. ”Feng Shu stopped the cranky thoughts, he slowly turned in the air, his legs slightly curved, ready to land.

    As a result, the impact of the moment of landing was not as serious as imagined, and it survived less than expected. I didn’t know why it was.

    In fact, this is the sign that his fighting specialization is close to the B level…

    Hmmm…

    Not far from the monster, it was almost close to the front, and with a low voice, its giant claws were pressed down.

    At this moment, it is obviously too late to get out of the bag [Moxxi's bad temper]. Due to the distance and angle, it is not appropriate to use [Death Poker] to attack.

    Therefore, the seal did not feel the heart, and it was 800 points of physical fitness, and released [Nandou Feilong Boxing].

    From the Stan home, all the way to Randy, Sharon and Shelly arrived at the shopping center, just after half an hour, the cooling of [Nantou Feilongquan] has been completed.

    This time he was able to use his skills in the state of spiritual intelligence, and the lethality of the move was naturally more amazing. However, seeing his fists open, his temper is revealing, and he is pushing the giants back five or six steps.

    The guinea pig is huge in size and walks on four feet. It is five or six steps, which is equivalent to a distance of several tens of meters.

    The cost is high and the profit is naturally high. With this tens of meters of strategic space, it is basically safe to seal. He quickly made out of death poker, flew the eyes of the Mole that day and pushed it back further.

    At the same time as the light card flew out, Feng Jie unrecognized the spirit of the body, and turned and sprinted and slid up the wall.

    At this time, he didn't have a huge backpack on his back, nor did he bring people. It was a breeze for him to climb the building.

    Without the help of any skills and tools, I can't help but rely on my own physical quality, plus the soul to clear the way, the parkour of all kinds of limits is the hand.

    In less than ten seconds, he turned over the roof and got out of the sight of the monster.

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    Peruvian jungle, the remains of the underground.

    Here, there is an underground tunnel with four sides. From the inside, the walls, ceilings and floors on both sides are yellow earth; there are some broken large wooden piles and large gravel everywhere in the tunnel, but these things seem to have no effect on the structure of the passage.

    Suddenly, from a corner, I walked out of a figure holding a torch.

    It was Stan. When he passed the corner, he waited a little behind the little friends who were behind him. "Go here, guys."

    The other four children followed the corner, and Kyle seemed to find something else. He said, "Have you heard it? It seems to be the sound of water. ”

    "Yes, it was from there."Cartman took the lead and pointed to the front.

    Not far ahead, there is a rectangular exit, and a pretty bright fire is coming from the exit.

    Everyone was talking, and they came to the end of this tunnel.

    Stepping out of that mouth, the line of sight suddenly became bright. In front of them, there was a spectacular underground temple.

    This space is very open and the overall trend is downward. There are several huge braziers embedded in the gray stone walls around them. I don’t know why, these braziers are burning at the moment. There are many water curtains hanging from the heights, and those water flows should flow from the gap between the caves. There is also a suspension bridge with great drop and left and right squatting in the temple, connected to several stone cliffs; under the stone cliff, it is a circular waterfall that reaches the abyss of the earth.

    Looking around, two giant humanoid statues were built in front of the walls on either side of the temple and sat opposite each other in a kneeling position. The facial design of the statue has a remarkable ancient Indian and Canadian civilization. From their huge "mouth", there is also a curtain of water hanging down into the waterfall below.

    "Guys, this is incredible."Cartman looked at the spectacle in front of him and exclaimed.

    The four protagonists exchanged a look, and Stan said, "Let's go, go in and see."

    The voice did not fall, and the four walked side by side.

    “No.”Craig's voice rang from the rear: "I don't go."

    The other four people were stunned, and they all stopped. Stan, who was at the front and took the torch, turned back: "Ha? what are you talking about? ”

    Craig replied calmly: "I don't want to follow you anymore."

    "Man, we have to look at it."Stan advised.

    “Why?”Craig asked.

    The four people looked at each other, or Stan took the lead in returning: "Because…UhThat's the way it is. ”

    "Every time you encounter a similar bad situation, you have to mix yourself in, because 'things are like this.'"Craig spits the channel.

    Stan is not happy: "Hey! The people who are drawn on the wall of the temple prophecy are not us! coward! ”

    NeitherCraig replied, "Whatever you say, my mind is decided, I decided not to mix up with you guys."

    Kyle asked: "What do you want?"

    Very simpleCraig spread his hands and said: "Look at it."

    After that, he turned and started to go back…

    The four protagonists looked at him with a shocked look. Their expressions seemed to say: Didn't the kid read the script?

    Craig seems to be a rare character in a horror film with a normal IQ. He turned back.

    He returned along the same path and walked out of the remains. The group of four followed him behind him, and some shouted at a loss: "Wait! Craig

    In this way, Craig walked in front and the four followed him at a distance.

    Unconsciously, they walked out of the jungle and passed through a wasteland, a meadow, a lake under the moonlight…

    Along the way, the four monks still have a few words from time to time: "Man, Graig, we should go back to the temple!"Look, it seems like there is something! ”

    But Craig has always responded very firmly and calmly: "No, don't look, dream less."

    A few hours later, Cartman finally couldn’t help but say: "Man, this is boring, we are wandering aimlessly!"

    Craig is still unmoved and replies: "Yes, how valuable 'boring', I just like it."

…………

    Two hours ago, the shopping mall rooftop.

    "OK, now, I and Sharon, Shelly, and [哔-] Mr. came to the top of the mall."Randy used a portable camera to point out his wife and daughter and explained: "We fled here from the street, and we met the Stotch family here."He turned the camera and aimed at the other three escapers hiding on the roof.

    Stotch's family has a total of three people. His father Chris is a hidden foundation (he has never admitted, but he was caught in the shackles), the mother Linda is a crying, and the nerves are extremely easy to collapse (crazy The woman, as for the son Butters, is a child with potential bisexual inclination, extreme innocence, and stupidity.

    Butters is the important character of the "Southern Park" children's role, second only to the four protagonists, usually more plays, the character of the character is gradually improved after many seasons, and has considerable popularity.

    "This is Chris and Linda, and their son Butters."Randy explained the camera while moving the lens.

    Butters groaned fiercely at his fingers, and his look was a little nervous to the camera and he waved his hand and said, "Hello everyone."

    At this time, the seal is not standing, leaning against a wall next to it, re-stitching the cracked wound…

    Previously, when he was holding an adult and a child, forcing a height of more than ten meters and making a throwing action, the wound had already opened. Looking back now, when I fell from the air, the moment of the moment, it must be the spirit of a lot of blood loss.

    "What should we do next?"哔——] Mr. ”Randy took a set of shots and ran to the front of the door.

    I don’t think I really want to take care of these two goods, and even the idea of ​​killing people. Anyway, the spur line task has been completed, and the system does not stipulate that the characters cannot be killed.

    Think calmly, it is not a good idea to kill the main characters in this world, and the chain reaction will be immeasurable. Therefore, Jue Ge chose a solution to cooperate with NPC.

    I remembered .Can you play the guitar? ”Suddenly, I suddenly asked a sentence without a margin.

    ‘Ah –? Mmm.Yes, I will play. ”Randy replied, "What are you asking?"

    "Great."Feng did not agree to answer, but did not answer the other party's question.

    In fact, I feel that my brother is only confirming it. His impression of Randy's role is still deep. Remember when this guy was young and he was pulled by a record company as a member of the Men's idol group (the combination called "Jewish Street Boy", Randy was 18 years old, and a year later the record company said they were 19 years old, too old, and then the group was disbanded); Guitar Hero that episode once played "Carry On my wayward son; I used to sing in a bar.

    In short, Randy will at least have a musical instrument, good singing and dancing. Don't look at him as a middle-aged uncle with no lower limit, but he is much better than a bird who has learned guitar for a few months, only KTV singing, and even his not knowing how to dare to go to the draft.

    “Who is there to play the sputum?”I asked if I couldn’t help.

    UhI will play the harmonica. ”Chris answered, "Why ask this?"Hey–Mr.? ”

    "Okay, I think you can do it…"I didn’t know what to say, but turned to Butters. “Butters, would you play drums?”

    Butters is an honest child. He nodded. "Yes, sir, but it is not very good."

    "Nothing, it will be fine."Feng Shuan said: "Hmm…I can play sand hammer (sounding body sound instrument, also known as sand ball. A rhythmic percussion instrument that originated in South American Indians, then…"He thought about it and said: "Exactly, our four grandfathers can form a squad band."

    "The squad band?"Randy asks: "Do you mean the Peruvian scorpion band that was detained by the government?"

    "Yes, hehe-ah."Unconsciously, because the attention was not concentrated, the needle on the hand accidentally poked the wound. He explained the words when he withdrew the needle: "The weakness of those guinea pigs is to arrange music, as long as the instrument is found, we can use the music. Drive them away."

    "What?" "How was this possible?"Chris wondered.

    “Ha!I really didn't expect that I would hear the word 'impossible' from the mouth of your guys. ”Feng Shou sneered, "The last time you were ravaged by a large group of tramps (the South Park has had a "Wanderer Night" crisis, the situation is similar to the film "The Night of the Living Dead", except that the zombies were replaced by tramps) When I was trapped here, why didn't I consider the so-called rationality?"

    "That time is different."Chris shrugged.

    "Wanderers, hippies, lobsters, future immigrants…I thought that you should have been accustomed to being attacked by strange creatures. ”I don’t know how to seal it.

    “Ewww.”Hey–Mr., you seem to know something about our town. Are you a local? ”Asked Sharon.

    "I am a superhero, of course I know this."I can't help but feel free to say: "Jesus and Santa Claus are my good buddies. Their news is very well-informed, so I know more about your town."

    Everyone showed the look of "the original."

    Between the words, the seal has been treated, and the bloody state has been lifted again.

    He glanced at the game menu. At present, his survival value is 24%, and his fitness value is only 563/2900. Considering that I have only had a bottle of supplements not long ago, it would be uneconomical to drink it in a short time, so how long does he plan to lick, and he will not drink the second bottle if he has no choice.

    “hmm…Every next move has to be cautious, even if the dragon boxing is cooled again, I have no physical capacity for the third time. ”I don’t think I’m thinking about it.

    He took a breath, packed up the medical supplies, and stood up. "So…Does anyone know where the musical instrument department of the shopping center is? ”

    "On the northwest corner of the fourth floor, next to the book area."Linda replied.

    "Okay, let me talk about the situation now."Feng did not know: "Ladies, gentlemen, and…The pupil: As you can see, these giant monsters are so powerful that conventional weapons are ineffective. ”He raised a finger. "As far as I know, they are only afraid of one thing, that is, arranging music."He sighed: "In view of the fact that the CDs on the market are listed as dangerous goods by the military and are taken away…Now that we want to drive these monsters, we have to play it ourselves. ”

    "But I have to hold this camera and I can't play the guitar."Randy also confidently said a lower limit of the show.

    Randy:Sharon yelled at her husband: "When is this all the time!"

    "It doesn't matter, Mrs. Marsh."Unconsciously, he said, and turned to look at Randy. "You can get a special headband and tie the portable camera to your head so that it doesn't affect the shooting or the performance."

    Here you can see that the black side of the seal is not clear, he did not intend to remind Randy…There was no tape in the camera.

    "Oh, this is a really good idea!"Randy replied happily.

    "So, let me come with me."Unconsciously, he went to the door downstairs. "As long as the instrument is in hand, we will be safe." Hey, the gangsters haven’t scored yet, let’s move. ”

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    Peru, Machu Picchu ruins.

    Known as the “Lost City” of the Inca Empire, this place is situated between the oldest and youngest peaks of the Andes, built on steep and narrow ridges.

    By the way, this is a place for alpaca, and I don’t know why I want to say this specifically…

    It was night, thunderclouds, and a Chinook helicopter landed on this ancient mountain.

    Two fully armed American soldiers and three men in black suits were taken from the helicopter.

    The five people soon went to the ruins, and the former Minister of National Security suddenly stopped and turned back: "You are waiting here."

    After all, he did not wait for his men to respond, and he went alone.

    In front, in the wall of the ancient city, there is a relatively wide square. In the center of the square, there is an area that looks like an altar. There is a tall golden statue standing there.

    The statue is about three people tall, from head to toe, including the base, all made of gold (the ancient Inca metal processing industry is quite developed, theoretically capable of making such a gold statue. However, this statue here is fictional in the southern park plot and has a certain spoof nature. The statue looks like an aged Indian with a wooden stick in his right hand and a left hand…Holding a row of sputum.

    The Minister of National Security walked to the statue in advance and finally stopped at a position about two meters in front of it.

    Suddenly, he opened his arms and shouted at the statue: "Look! I am standing on your land! ”He said, and moved closer to the front, "this moment! I have been waiting too long. ”

    After the words, the goods opened the zipper of the pants and began to pee at the statue…

    As he urinated, he laughed wildly: "Ha…Hahahaha…Hahahahahaha! ”

    Several colleagues standing at the rear looking at him are stupid, and the heart: The sir is crazy, right?

    "Hahaha!"Your shit prophesies! AhAfter the National Security Minister finished his urine, he screamed at the statue arrogantly. "No one can stop me!" Nobody

    Unexpectedly, his voice did not fall, from the break of a piece next to the square, out of five primary school students…


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