Thriller Paradise

336. Chapter 336 South Park (3)

    Miami, Peru, the sputum band shelter.

    The quarantine area is surrounded by barbed wire, and at a distance you can see a warning sign bearing the Homeland Security logo embedded on the wire mesh.

    In the camp, many blue and grass-green military tents have been built, and a large number of members of the Peruvian Pai Band have stood in the camp. They are basically brown races and 80% use Spanish. The clothes are loose textile coats or short plaits, and they are all wearing hats. The overall shape is a bit of a Mexican dress, but it is not the same.

    Some of the temporarily built orange whistle towers, each equipped with a soldier armed with a submachine gun, are ready to respond to emergencies.

    Many military trucks with brown convertibles came in and out of the camp, and a batch of transported members of the squad band were taken down from the truck.

    Among these people, there are five white boys in the fourth grade of elementary school…

    Of these, four are the four protagonists of South Park, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, where Stan, Kyle and Kenny are all names, only Cartman is the surname, and his whole name is Eric Cartman, But in addition to his mother and some of the school's teachers, almost no one would call him Eric, because he is an extremely disgusting fellow, no one would like to call him affectionately.

    Here is a brief introduction to these few.

    First of all, Stan, in South Park, he is relatively close to the normal role of a character (relatively), there is a girlfriend called Wendy, on and off several times, the first few quarters of a girl like to vomit the strange disease, has now improved; he had a violent sister with braces, Shelly, You can throw a piano when you are angry, and Stan's father is the lower limit of South Park, Randy.By the way, Jimbo is the shackle of Stan.

    Followed by Kyle, the Jewish boy, whose distinctive feature is wearing a green Lei Feng hat, with a good personality and integrity, and is proficient in computers. The father is a lawyer, and the mother is a person who likes to make the trivial things earth-shattering, and protects the child too much. There is also a kindergarten brother, Ike, who is an adopted Canadian child.

    The third person is Kenny, who is wearing an orange hooded cap that only reveals the middle part of the face, and the speech is blurred. In terms of setting, his family is very poor, and every episode will die in the early episodes. The death method is usually the inexplicable tragic death in "Death is coming." Hidden identity is "mysterious man", often acting as a hero to save the world. But Kenny has a lustful side, and his knowledge of sex is significantly stronger than that of all his peers (a certain episode he died of syphilis).

    Finally, it is Cartman. From the perspective of paper-cut style, his appearance is different from his three little friends, because he is very fat, but he never admits that he always said, "I am not fat, but the skeleton is big." .

    Cartman is the most embarrassing person in the world of South Park, no one. He is a bad character, greedy, jealous, somewhat one-sided ignorance, and has extreme racial discrimination. He thinks that the problem is completely self-centered and cannot understand what "criminal feeling" is.

    Cartman is sometimes extremely stupid, but sometimes it is like a genius. He is well-informed, knowledgeable, resourceful, aggressive, proficient in many languages, and often plays a leading role in certain major events.

    He has many extremely distorted and biased views, such as "Every Jewish man has a bag of gold coins hanging around his neck", "People can eat with an anus", "Hippie must die" and so on. In the world of South Park, his views have repeatedly proved to be true…

    Above, it is the four main characters of the South Park Park.

    The fifth child who was caught in the shelter with them at the moment was the classmate of the four protagonists Craig.

    Craig is usually dressed in a blue dress and speaks with a heavy nasal sound. He is a frequent visitor to the school's teaching office, and he can often see him sitting in the hallway outside the teaching office. His classic mantra is "If I can say XX (some swearing) in front of XX (some adult), then I should be so happy…"

    In addition to the sharp ability to vomit, Craig and his family also have the habit of arbitrarily pointing the middle finger, which may be one of the reasons why he is often left behind.

    So,Why are these five white children brought to the shelter?

    There are two reasons. First, they make money in order to sell CDs, so they make up the Peruvian squad, take the instruments, and play the London Bridge on the street (the world ballad).

    Second, the IQ of other characters in the script is once again offline. So the military can't see that the five white children are not real Peruvians.

    "Sorry, sir?"Stan, who came down from the truck, and his friends set aside the crowd and came under a sentry tower. "Sir, you must have misunderstood, can I talk to you?"

    Kyle is also picking up: "Sir, can we talk a little bit with you?"

    The soldier wearing the uniform of the anti-terrorist unit at the post looked at them and replied rudely: "Go back! I don't buy your bad CD! ”

    Stan replied: "No, sir, there is a big misunderstanding here. We are not Peru…"

    The soldier interrupted loudly: "I said it! I won't buy your bad CD today! ”He is very excited. "Can you understand?" I can't stand it! ”

    At this time, a real Peruvian squad band member walked to the side of the children and said to the soldiers in Spanish: "Sir, do you want to buy a CD?"

    The next second, the soldier shot and killed him…

    The five children looked at the corpse in a shocked look, half a mouth, and speechless.

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    In the hospital, the unsatisfactory action was very smooth. He did not ask the person. He just looked at the signs in the hospital and found the storage room himself.

    During this time, he walked away from a vegetative ward with a large travel backpack, ready to use this to purchase.

    “hmm…Bandages, disinfectant, syringe…"He turned over for a while, that was, he did not find the medicine, and the plasma bag stored in the freezer was useless to him.

    "Do you have to go to the pharmacy?"Feng did not know how to read, he had previously passed the pharmacy door, opposite the door, there was a security guard sitting and reading the newspaper. And the door to the pharmacy is a particularly thick metal door. Obviously, the hospital still attaches great importance to the place where morphine is stored.

    "Destroying the door should not be a problem, but there are many people in the corridor…Although it seems that there is nothing wrong with killing people here, in case the nerve disease of the Southern Park Police Station is alarmed…"I don’t think of it here, but my heart is a plan.

    He is prepared to take people away with a trap that matches the IQ of the world's characters.