This Simplification Is Too Outrageous

Chapter 161: Mommy's belly is getting bigger

This simplification is outrageous! Chapter 161 Meng Po's belly is big

When Qiao Yuan regained his vision, he saw a group of people gathered in front of him.

Looking at the clothes, it was the people he rescued before.

Haven't left yet?

Everyone seems to be discussing something.

wait, that's...

Quicksand River!

How can there be a quicksand river here?

A hint of surprise flashed in Qiao Yuan's eyes, but he soon understood.

The secret realm of death is also a secret realm, so it is not surprising that this appears.

It seems that this river does connect many secret realms.

…

"Qiao Yuan is here!"

"Great!"

"We are saved!"

"…"

Someone in front noticed Qiao Yuan behind him, and immediately shouted, everyone turned their heads, and their eyes were full of hope.

If it was him, there must be a way!

"What's going on?" Qiao Yuan asked.

Zhang Shoudao came limping on the side, looked at Qiao Yuan and said, "I can't get through here unless..."

Following Zhang Shoudao's finger, everyone stepped aside, and there was a figure standing on the shore.

A figure of a woman!

"It's Madam Meng!" Everyone gritted their teeth.

Zhang Shoudao then explained the situation here.

Passing through the gate, there is only this way, and everyone quickly came to the river. For the secret realm, most of the awakened people have only heard of it, but have never seen it.

What's more, this is the secret realm of death.

At that time, several people proposed to swim over, but Zhang Shoudao stopped him.

Among the people at the scene, only the third-order awakened Zhang Shoudao once participated in a secret realm competition, although he failed later.

But he also survived by luck, and has seen this quicksand river.

No Awakened can swim past, even Tier 4!

And now that the quicksand river appeared here, he could vaguely guess something, so... the other side of the river was the way of life, but unlike the boatman he saw before, it was a different kind of spirit here.

"Heaven Comes"

According to the current situation, everyone named her Meng Po.

Although this Variant Spirit sounds beautiful, it is not related to the imaginary Meng Po.

But the name is just a code name after all.

And the price of crossing the river is to drink the bowl of soup in his hand.

No one dares to drink here, in this kind of ghost place, there may be highly poisonous inside, so everyone has been stalemate.

It's not that there are no bold people who want to threaten this Variant Spirit, but their spiritual energy has been used up in the previous battle, and they can't beat it at all.

…

After talking about the situation here, everyone looked at Qiao Yuan eagerly.

"How much do you know about this place?" Qiao Yuan asked the black-robed awakener.

"This…"

The Awakened in Black Robe said after hesitating for a moment.

"If a person who died in the secret realm becomes a Variant Spirit, there is a certain chance that he will be controlled by the Secret Realm and become a special Variant Spirit like a boatman, which cannot be killed!"

"As for this alien spirit in the secret realm of death, most of it is like this..."

"Maybe we can figure out a way to avoid its soup!"

His original plan was to cooperate with Hades and use the key to get out, so he never thought of such a method.

It can only be said that things are unpredictable.

Qiao Yuan thought for a while and walked forward, followed by a group of people silently behind him.

Invisibly, everyone regards it as a savior.

And Qiao Yuan finally saw this "Meng Po."

…

His gray-white hair was spread out, his face was frosty, his eyes were indifferent, and his whole body revealed an aura that I didn't want to mess with.

Judging from his appearance, he looks like the Wu Xingyun in Qiao Yuan's previous movie.

"If you want to cross the Naihe Bridge, you need to drink this soup." A cold voice came out.

The people behind them trembled.

Qiao Yuan looked into the bowl, it was extremely cloudy, and there were some suspended foreign objects floating on it.

This kind of soup has no production qualifications at first sight!

One thing to say, Li Xiaoling's bone soup is better than it.

Give this to a dog, and the dog will run away from home.

Qiao Yuan pondered for a moment and said, "What will happen if you drink it?"

"Forget the past and get a new life!" Madam Meng said.

"What if you don't drink?"

"Don't drink, don't drink."

Qiao Yuan: "..."

A strange spirit who likes to talk nonsense?

Things are getting a little trickier.

"I don't want to drink the soup, and I thought about the river again, is there any way?" Qiao Yuan said sternly.

Mother Meng Kong turned pale and did not speak.

"Give me a face and make friends."

Po Meng snorted coldly and looked at Qiao Yuan with disgust.

"Then give it a face!"

Qiao Yuan pulled out the knife and put it on its neck.

Madam Meng still ignored it.

Qiao Yuan sighed lightly, the old rule, try to kill a few times first!

With a knife, a small amount of energy was obtained.

And then dismembered, thrown into the river...

…

crackling~

The sound of chopping meat continued to come from the front. Looking at the figure who was chopping hard, more than 40 people behind him took a step back.

So perverted, so scary, so powerful the old man.

How can he be so skilled?

Skilled is scary!

Only the Awakened in black robe did not retreat.

Reminds me of the battle just now.

He just wanted to say what scene did he not see?

That's it?

far away…

After several operations, the Variant Spirit was unscathed.

Not surprisingly, it was a first-order Variant Spirit similar to a boatman.

Qiao Yuan gave up the slaughter, and began to think, theoretically speaking, his Beiming Divine Art can be converted into proficiency by eating anything.

But he has never eaten some highly poisonous things, including alien blood.

Looking at the turbid and disgusting soup in his hand, Qiao Yuan finally gave up the idea.

In this era of aura recovery, all kinds of strange abilities are emerging one after another, so there is no need to gamble.

The way is thought up by people, as long as you use your brain more, nothing can't be solved.

…

Qiao Yuan began to circle around Po Meng, looking carefully, from top to bottom, from front to back... trying to find the flaws.

First of all, you can rule out the two options of breaking bowls and shredding clothes.

After turning around and around, Qiao Yuan finally stopped.

"Give me the bowl!"

It seems that this Variant Spirit has a good temper. Even if he has divided it several times, it is not angry and does not scold himself.

If this was replaced by other Variant Spirits, he might have scolded his ancestors for several generations.

As soon as she finished speaking, Madam Meng took out an empty bowl from her clothes, lowered her body and scooped a bowl of water from the Liusha River, and then... grabbed a handful of soil in her left hand and poured it into it.

Extend your **** and stir twice.

Indifferently handed to himself.

Qiao Yuan: "..."

I have to take back the last sentence, this girl is not a good spirit, and she has a heavy heart for revenge.

I just cut it into eight pieces, and I will fix it for myself!

…

After taking the bowl, the soup in the bowl turned back to what it was before. It seemed that this was the real raw material... After thinking for a while, Qiao Yuan finally asked another question.

"You just said what would happen if you drank this soup?"

Madam Meng: "Forget the past and get a new life!"

Qiao Yuan's eyes flickered, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"If you want to talk about this, I'll drink it!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Qiao Yuan grabbed Granny Meng's hand.

Madam Meng didn't resist. In fact, it couldn't resist the first-order Variant Spirit, but...it wasn't afraid because it wouldn't die.

"I won't kill you!"

Qiao Yuan tripped it with his legs while holding hands, and then stepped on its chest with one foot.

If you look up through Madam Meng's fallen eyes, you can clearly see Qiao Yuan showing two rows of white teeth, his eyes glowing, and his smile is a little perverted.

"Lie down, I'll feed you!"

Madam Meng's face changed suddenly, and she was about to struggle to resist, but Qiao Yuan immediately sat on top of her, stepping on her arms with both feet.

Strictly limit it!

Then, he squeezed his cheek with his left hand, and when his mouth opened, he poured the turbid soup into it.

woohoo~

Madam Meng kept screaming and struggling, making a heart-piercing roar.

"There is a rule among us humans that the soup prepared by the chef must be tasted by himself first, otherwise he will not be a good cook."

"Give me a drink!"

"Drink it up!"

"How about raising fish here?"

"…"

The people behind him took a step back again, this Qiao Yuan is not a pervert, he is a pervert!

Fortunately, it is the human side, otherwise it would be unimaginable.

This time, the black-robed awakener also silently took a step back.

What scene has he not seen?

But... but he had never seen such a scene.

This Qiao Yuan is not only strong, but also so perverted, it is terrible!

…

After filling, Qiao Yuan covered Meng Po's mouth to prevent it from spitting out, and then lifted it up.

Shaking up and down, lightly hammering the chest.

Go for it.

Granny Meng's body trembled, and soon her eyes were blank and she looked at Qiao Yuan blankly.

It seems that the medicine is effective... no... the effect is very fast.

"I've already drank the soup, can we go over?" Qiao Yuan waved the empty bowl in his hand, which was still stained with water.

Madam Meng frowned, her small head was full of big doubts, she checked the ground carefully, and there was no sign of being dumped.

Rules it has to follow.

So he waved his sleeves, and a wooden bridge rose in the middle of the river!

"Pass!" Meng Po Dandan said.

Finally we can cross the river.

"I don't care, can I let him pass?"

"Anyway, it's all one place, you see?" Qiao Yuan said.

Madam Meng shook her head: "Only those who drink soup can pass!"

After speaking, he waved his sleeves again, and the wooden bridge disappeared.

"Since you give up, the quota will be cancelled."

Qiao Yuan: "..."

…

well!

Qiao Yuan sighed.

"Then give me another bowl!"

Originally wanted to let it drink a bowl less, but now it's... It's just that it can't get along with itself.

Mother Meng heard the words, took the bowl and re-operated it twice.

Recipe as always.

An appropriate amount of water from the quicksand river, a little soil under your feet, and slowly stir with your fingers…

A bowl of freshly baked Meng Po soup is ready.

"You... come here!" Qiao Yuan pointed to Gou An.

Gou An ran over in small steps.

Qiao Yuan held up the bowl and faced Gou An, but his eyes were fixed on Po Meng.

"Okay, he drinks this bowl!"

As soon as the voice fell, it was still the same move, holding hands and tripping, sitting down, stepping on both arms to prevent resistance, pinching the cheeks so that the small mouths were raised, and then pouring the soup.

"Don't… woo woo…"

…

After more than ten seconds, Qiao Yuan handed the empty bowl to Gou An, and Gou An immediately assumed the state he had just finished drinking.

"I'm done drinking, can you go?"

Madam Meng, who got up from the ground, looked at Gou An blankly, and then frowned to check that there were no signs of dumping nearby. Even though there were doubts in her head, she still waved her hand.

The wooden bridge emerges!

Gou An looked at Qiao Yuan. After Qiao Yuan nodded, he returned the bowl and gathered up his courage to walk towards the wooden bridge that suddenly appeared.

Qiao Yuanneng was the first to call him, making it clear that he trusted himself, that he was more important than others in his heart, and that this was to reuse his own rhythm.

Bet!

A few minutes later, Gou An successfully reached the opposite side with trepidation, and the wooden bridge disappeared.

"One person, one bowl, can cross the bridge!" Meng Po said indifferently.

"Well, I understand the rules."

"one more bowl!"

Then he turned around and said to the people behind him, "Line up, cross the bridge one by one, pay attention to order, and don't cut the line!"

Everyone behind them heard the news, looked at each other, and lined up silently.

…

A miraculous scene just happened.

Beside the quicksand river in this secret realm of death, more than 40 awakened people lined up in long queues, keeping intervals, all standing in standard postures, and their faces showed admiration and respect for Qiao Yuan.

"One more bowl~www.novelmt.com~next one!"

"Thank you!"

"thanks!"

Every human who came forward would say a heartfelt thank you to Qiao Yuan.

Mother Meng on the side: "??????"

Slowly, the number of people in the queue became smaller and smaller, and more and more Awakeners went to the other side of the river.

Until the end, only Qiao Yuan was left.

Looking at Madam Meng, who was pregnant for ten months, Qiao Yuan hesitated and said, "I'm the only one who doesn't drink this soup, right?"

After experiencing the incident of the boatman and Po Meng, Qiao Yuan understood one truth.

The secret realm itself only requires them to be a role similar to the NPC in the game, responsible for the reception work. The so-called shipping fees and costs are completely determined by these alien spirits themselves.

In theory, the Awakened does not have to pay a price, but these Variant Spirits have to do this, no one can blame others.

…

"No... hic... must... hic... drink..." Madam Meng still insisted on her principles.

The originally indifferent face of melon seeds turned out to be a little puffy at this time!

"Okay, let's pour less this time, be nice to yourself..."

According to the recipe, after Madam Meng was done, she was about to hand it over to Qiao Yuan.

Suddenly...it withdrew its hand.

Looking at its stomach, it realized something, and its eyes became cold.

"You did this?"

"Don't talk nonsense, you are shameless and I want shame, I don't even have a girlfriend!"

Qiao Yuan grabbed Granny Meng's hand and tried to force it down!

"Human, you **** me off!"