This Simplification Is Too Outrageous

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"The patrol arm is broken, it is unqualified!"

[Energy value +1]

"You only came out with a head in your hand, you are not qualified!"

[Energy value +1]

"The patrolman was dragged to the ground by you, unqualified!"

[Energy value +1]

"Again!"

"…"

Miserable screams came from the closed haunted house, making the tourists around them feel numb.

As it turns out, there is no motivation without stress.

Qiao Yuan is very satisfied with this day's training!

In his heart, Qiao Yuan did not expect these Variant Spirits to dare to fight bloodthirsty Variant Spirits, so the direction of his training was biased towards life-saving!

Variant spirit incidents are very dangerous, and life-saving is very important!

According to this method of training, when these Variants form a team with the patrollers, once they encounter danger, they will take the patrollers to escape with them at the first time, thus greatly improving the chance of survival.

There is a saying that is good, living has a future!

Qiao Yuan checked the energy value, and it was alright... I gained a dozen points today, which is equivalent to killing a second-order alien spirit.

Not bad!

"Very good, you are progressing very fast. You are so hard during the day, so you won't train at night. I will send you some videos later. Take time to watch them at night and learn about first aid!" Qiao Yuan said.

"It's for later exams!"

All the alien spirits: "..."

…

Two days later.

The four alien spirits led by Qiao Yuan have learned a series of professional first aid knowledge, and at the same time can escape safely with the patrollers behind their backs when facing danger.

"Assessment begins!"

With an order, Qiao Yuan entered the haunted house with a big knife.

As a gallbladder training project that has been vigorously supported recently, despite the appearance of this ghost, the interior space is very huge.

It is divided into several areas, and various props are restored one by one, whether it is the atmosphere or those sudden "corpses", even the daring person will be scared into a cold sweat when they come here for the first time.

But now it is the alien spirit who is playing the haunted house!

Late night hospital theme!

Tread~

A figure was walking in the silent and eerie aisle, and it was the crusher carrying the injured [Patrolman] on his back.

Through the broken glass, it is not difficult to see the blood-soaked equipment inside, as well as the twisted heads, organs, and eyes soaked in various bottles and jars.

One after another, the heart-pounding theme songs sounded, adding a sense of horror to the scene.

Suddenly... the strange sound of iron chains rubbing against the ground sounded.

The crusher looked up and saw a large knife in the distance, and the demon with chains all over his body was approaching it.

The devil is grinning!

"Put down the people behind you, and I will spare you!" Qiao Yuan said indifferently.

"Don't stop me from saving people!"

The crusher roared and rushed towards Qiao Yuan.

The two sides fought fiercely.

…

After several rounds of fighting, the crusher was covered in bruises, but the [Patroler] behind him was unscathed.

Finally... The Crusher broke through the siege and came to another area.

Haunted house area!

At this time, a figure in front of him had been waiting for a long time.

The bald alien spirit took over the "patroller" on the back of the crusher

"Remember our mission and protect the patrollers!" The crusher said solemnly.

Bald-headed Variant Spirit: "Don't worry, I am with him, and he can't die if I die!"

In the distance, Qiao Yuan stopped and turned on the phone to start timing.

In the haunted house area, the bald Variant Spirit is rescuing the patroller.

Undress, lay down smoothly, chest compressions…

After a series of professional techniques, the bald-headed Variant Spirit carried it on its back.

After Qiao Yuan pressed the pause button, he showed a satisfied smile and appeared again with a big knife.

"Put him down and I'll spare you!"

"Bah! Unless you step on my corpse." The bald-headed spirit said.

The two sides fought again.

The bald-headed alien spirit retreated while fighting, and finally seized the opportunity to guard the [Patrol] and escape from the scene.

In the same situation, the patroller was handed over to the terrorists, and as always, he was ambushed, then broke through, and then handed over to the big mouth.

In the end, the big-mouthed Variant Spirit with all the scars finally came to the exit with the [Patrol] in his arms.

…

Soon, Qiao Yuan's figure also came out from inside.

"Very good, the group spends ten minutes together, pass!"

Another day with a steady income of more than a dozen energy points.

A few alien spirits at the door were relieved to hear it!

it is finally over!

God knows how Qiao Yuan has oppressed them these two days.

It was escaping, avoiding danger, facing the pursuit of Qiao Yuan, and mastering the knowledge of first aid. In the end, the dummy could not be injured.

Just don't take them as people!

"Everyone's training is good. I just discussed with Zhou Bureau. In order to praise you, I specially applied for a batch of supplies for you!"

The old rule, you have to give these guys some practical benefits.

…

"Xia Yaozu, a new ultrasonic vibration machine was recently invented in the research institute. Its comfort is far superior to the previous generation. Now it is rewarded to you. I hope you will make persistent efforts!"

Qiao Yuan stepped forward and patted it on the shoulder, and suddenly the crusher had an obsessed expression on his face.

In order to hold the crusher, he deliberately said something to Zhou Ju.

Roughly, it is to squeeze toothpaste, only squeeze a little at a time, and then give a tall name to ensure that the crusher feels almost something while getting the experience, so that they will look forward to the next new product.

"And you, I also discussed with Bureau Zhou, there is a small car exhibition in Liyang City this month, you can go and test drive all the cars on display!" Qiao Yuan said to the bald alien spirit.

The bald-headed Variant Spirit was also excited and couldn't believe it.

The test drive is not fake, but you can secretly do some tricks and let the bald head break the car. Such a batch of debt bills will appear. When the official comes forward, master the scale, and you can hold the bald head.

Look down.

"So do you, the social terror. Bureau Zhou specially bought a coffin room for you. It's very clean, and it's guaranteed that no one will disturb you."

…

This time, it is a serious effort to deal with social terrorists. The coffin room was jointly researched and developed by a group of designers, psychologists, etc., and more than a dozen professors, specifically for social terrorists.

Guaranteed to let it linger and hold on to its heart.

The last step is that there is only a one-month trial period. If you want to continue the experience or upgrade, you need to pay the rent. Social fears can only receive wages and pay rent after completing the task.

Finally... Qiao Yuan came to the Big Mouth Variant Spirit.

To be honest, in this group of Variant Spirits, this big mouth gave me a headache.

Even the crusher is obedient in front of him, but he has a big mouth... he can't speak with a brain, or if he has no brain, he will speak up!

"Your situation is a bit complicated. In view of your recent performance, Bureau Zhou decided to cancel all your benefits, but I still had the cheek to plead with Bureau Zhou, and he agreed. He developed an app for you alone, and you have one every day. Hours of free time to chat with a group of comedians.”

The Big Mouth Variant Spirit's face became ugly.

"However... If you want to increase the duration, you have to look at your future performance. There is no upper limit. In theory, you can have an unlimited duration."

The corners of the big-mouthed Variant Spirit's mouth rose.

"In short, I fought for so many benefits for you, so don't let me down!" Qiao Yuan said.

Crusher: "Thank you Brother Qiao for fighting for our welfare!"

Bald-headed spirit: "Thank you, Team Joe!"

Social terror: "Happy!"

Dazui said excitedly: "Qiao team, although I thank you very much in my heart, I still want to make a point. There is no love for no reason in this world. I always think you have some conspiracy..."

Baso~

Qiao Yuan took out his knife and closed his mouth completely.

"Basic training is almost done, let's start to strengthen training next, change place..."

woohoo~

At this moment, Qiao Yuan's cell phone rang.

"The strengthening of training will be delayed, let's try it out first!" Qiao Yuan frowned while looking at the phone.

…

"You just received a new task. It's time for the people of Liyang City to test you. Do you have the confidence to complete it?"

The alien spirits did not speak, their eyes widened.

Qiao Yuan: "..."

"Crusher, whether your machine sends SF Express or Post, think carefully!"

"Bald head, whether your car needs polishing and maintenance, you should also think about it."

"Social terror, whose name is your real estate certificate going to sign?"

"Big mouth, do you need to remove ads from your chat app?"

"So... tell me loudly, do it or not!" Qiao Yuan shouted.

All the spirits of the spirits burst, and their eyes glowed.

"Wish to serve mankind!"

"Don't be afraid of being shattered!"

"Dry!"

"What's the point of advertising? Are there ads removed? I suspect here..."

Qiao Yuan pulled out the big knife and put it on Dazui's neck, and the bigmouth spirit closed his mouth again.

"You put on this mask, and you can only speak when I take it off, otherwise... I will not only cancel your free time, but I will also add ads to your chat time, pantomime ads!"

The Big Mouth Variant Spirit had a bitter look on his face, and was forced to wear a mask under the blessing of Qiao Yuan's big sword.

…

Soon, ten g files were sent over.

[Code: Master of Deception]

[Strength: unknown (estimated second-order)]

[Mission details: On June 4th, a resident in the west of the city reported that his parents were deceived and joined a cult organization called [Eternal Life Society] and became believers. After a week of investigation, the local sheriff finally obtained information to sneak into it and secretly obtained evidence for observation]

【Click here for voice】

"Pangolin, pangolin, how's it going?"

"Pangolin received, pangolin received, I have successfully infiltrated the enemy's interior, at least 200 people have been deceived at the scene, and there are many elderly people. After inquiries... They were all used by the so-called [messenger] with free eggs and free health care products. , training courses to make money, making big money for free... cheated! Preliminary judgment that the target is a cult organization!"

"be careful!"

"Pangolin received, the target is about to appear!"

"The target has appeared, do you want to start action?"

"Pangolin, wait for the order!"

呲呲~

"Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want beautiful women like clouds? Do you want those who look down on you to kneel down and look up at you? Do you want to live forever?... I am the only one in the sky and the world, I want to save all beings... Those who believe in me will have eternal life. ...understand the applause!"

clap clap clap clap ~

There was thunderous applause.

…

"Pangolin, is the target talking?"

"Pangolin, pangolin, please answer if you receive it, please answer if you receive it!"

The call is disconnected here, but the voice bar continues.

"…"

"Pangolin, pangolin, start action, control the leader! Please reply if you receive it, please reply if you receive it!"

呲呲~

There was no response on the other end of the phone.

After a few minutes, the signal came back on again.

"Sir, I've resigned. This is just a normal gathering. They are all good people. I am now a believer of the Heavenly Master. I believe in sinless, and I believe that Heavenly Master will have eternal life!"

[Remarks: The sheriff has been controlled and is suspected of being possessed. At the same time, Chengxi received a number of similar cases. After sorting out, it was learned that the fraudulent organization was secretly making money. Due to the suspected involvement of the alien spirit incident, it has been handed over to the Security Bureau]

"…"

【File 2: Infatuated Man】

【File 3: Disabled Elderly】

"…"

There are dozens of files, and this incident involved hundreds of people!

All over the city!

And every time the number of parties is climbing!

Although there were no casualties, the incident still attracted the attention of the security bureau.

However, at that time, the Security Bureau was dealing with the incident in the west of the city, and this matter was temporarily put on hold.

Now, the alien spirit in the incident has appeared again!

…

Just five days earlier, the security bureau had also sent a patrolman to go undercover.

result…

【Click here for voice】

"Team Zhou, I have successfully infiltrated the Eternal Life Club. The number of people at the scene is estimated to be 500"

clap clap ~

Suddenly, thunderous applause came.

"Team Zhou, the target has appeared, the target has appeared, it is indeed a Variant Spirit, and it has been determined to be a Variant Spirit!"

"I'm going to act!"

At this moment, an unfamiliar voice sounded.

"Do you want immortality? Do you want your partner to impress you? Do you want your loved ones who have passed away to come back to you again? ... Those who believe in me must be detached!"

呲呲~

After a murmur.

"Team Zhou, I have resigned. I am now a believer of the Heavenly Master. Please settle my salary, and I will dedicate it to the Heavenly Master!"

This voice... stubble man!

This second-order awakener also betrayed?

Qiao Yuan was secretly shocked.

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"This is the mission issued by the Zhou Bureau, and it is also our team's first battle. Take a look at this file and speak freely!"

Qiao Yuan handed the file in his hand to the bald alien spirit, and put on a mask to prevent it from opening the bar.

"It's very simple, under the leadership of Brother Qiao, just kill the alien spirit that endangers society!" The crusher didn't even look at it and took the lead in flattering.

pop~

Qiao Yuan slapped him over.

[Energy value +1]

All the alien spirits trembled, this... flattering and beating?

"Can you find their next meeting point? Can you guarantee that there will be no human casualties in the on-site battle, and can you guarantee that the target alien spirit will be arrested on the spot?"

"Violence can't solve any problems. The number of people involved in this incident is as high as hundreds or thousands. If you don't know their abilities, it is not recommended to go straight to it... to avoid injuries to the masses!"

"If your mind is idle, it's idle. Be more active! In the future, you will team up with the patrollers. If you make such a low-level mistake and ruin my reputation, I don't mind going back and rebuilding you!" Qiao Yuan said.

The bodies of the alien spirits trembled again.

…

"So, in ten minutes, you can come up with an implementable plan. It doesn't matter if it's concise, everyone can add it together!"

The Variant Spirits looked at each other, and the bald Variant Spirit spoke first.

"Brother Qiao, I'm in charge of sneaking into it, inquiring about the information, and then cooperating with the inside and the outside!"

"Put on the hat, and no one can find me!" The bald-headed alien spirit is quite confident.

So, as long as you are willing to use your brain, everything is not a problem!

There is nothing difficult in the world, only fearful spirits!

Qiao Yuan nodded, this is a plan, because the sheriff and patroller are so absent.

The ideas are surprisingly consistent!

The end is mostly the same.

"What about you? What do you think of this plan?" Qiao Yuan said to the air beside him, but under the investigation of his mental power, the terrorists were standing silently.

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"No!" came a voice.

Qiao Yuan raised his brows, it seemed that this socialist was still a little interesting, and he could see the flaws of this plan at a glance.

The only downside is that he is cherishing words like gold and does not speak more than one word.

pop~

Qiao Yuan slapped the air.

[Energy value +1]

"If you can talk, talk more!"

"Know!"

"road!"

Two words in a row came out from the mouths of social terrorists.

do not know?

Qiao Yuan: "..."

…

"Xia Yaozu, you have been with me the longest. I will give you another chance. What do you think we should do first?"

The crusher touched his face and was a little moved, but when he noticed that Qiao Yuan's fist started to smoke, he still held back.

"Go to the victim's side to learn about the situation first, get the location of the next meeting, and then make a plan, know yourself and the enemy, and you will be safe in a hundred battles!"

pop~

[Energy value +1]

"Yes, reward you!"

The crusher's answer is quite satisfactory, which is not bad for these alien spirits.

And this is also the case-handling procedure for all patrollers at present.

First find out the victim's situation, and then step by step to contact the behind-the-scenes spirits.

"Xia Yaozu is right, you all remember that in the future, team up with the patroller~www.novelmt.com~ Don't approach the source of danger without knowing anything about the situation. If the patroller is impulsive, you must stop him as soon as possible!"

"Now, let's go to the victim's house first!"

"I'll take a taxi, wait a moment!"

…

"Brother Qiao, I have a car, why take a taxi?" The bald-headed spirit said.

Qiao Yuan glanced at the bald alien spirit whose arms were cut by himself, and finally shook his head.

"Brother Qiao, you're right to believe me! Even if you don't have arms, I can deliver you smoothly!" The bald-headed spirit said to himself.

Crusher: "Brother Joe, it's right!"

Social terror: "Yes!"

"Are you sure you're all right?" Qiao Yuan asked suspiciously.

The bald alien spirit opened the passenger door with his teeth.

"Brother Qiao, get in the car and leave the rest to me. If something goes wrong, my life will be worth it!"

Qiao Yuan: "..."

On car skills, it's not that it blows!

The last time I participated in the self-organized [Autumn Famous Mountains and Rivers of Blood Contest], it almost came first!

Unlike ordinary competitions, he scoffs at the kind of racing cars that are piled up with money!

Real men should play differently.

[Autumn Famous Mountains and Rivers of Blood Contest] Contestants' cars must be accident cars!

And you must race in an accident car that has killed more than one person!

This is worthy of the reputation of the [Autumn Famous Mountains and Rivers of Blood Contest].

At that time, it directly selected a van with eight [Soul Rings], and it was crushed by a crowd, even surpassing the second place by a full lap. If the brakes failed and the steering wheel was loose at the end, it would definitely win this year's [Blood] More than] Medals!