This Simplification Is Too Outrageous

Chapter 1: That's outrageous

"Did you know that there was an accident at Jixiang Apartment in the north of the city, and another person died suddenly this morning. It's terrifying."

"Uh... it's not scary, is it?"

"I'm not talking about the death, but his browsing history has been made public. Guess what he watched before he died?"

"Hey...it's really scary."

…

Liyang City, 6 pm.

Extremely hot.

Qiao Yuan, who was unemployed and staying at home, saw such a message in a group chat called "First Commandment".

"It seems to be more and more like this recently"

Qiao Yuan frowned and flipped through the chat records.

Let's just say that in the past month, strange and strange things have happened all over the world.

Two or three people died in a short period of time in the small apartment.

At first glance, there is nothing strange. In life, no one can guarantee that tomorrow or the accident will come first.

But...that's just one of the oddest incidents.

Continue to open the chat history.

Have you ever seen a cursed post?

Have you ever seen someone who drank water and died of thirst?

Have you ever seen someone who has been dead for three days when they jumped off a building?

Have you ever seen the strange thing that the author of the Internet is dead, but his Internet articles are constantly updated?

Have you ever seen two perverts who are more perverted than the other, and then each think the other is not perverted enough, and then pervert kill each other?

"…"

Qiao Yuan has never seen them, but every day I hear from friends in the group, they are all similar, and the unifying opening remark is that I have a friend who has seen them with his own eyes.

One or two may be a coincidence, but for a few months, something happened almost every week.

Qiao Yuan had to doubt the authenticity of this world that was almost identical to the one before the time-travel.

The same economy, culture, technology...

But there seems to be something mixed in that shouldn't be mixed in.

Qiao Yuan continued to browse.

The group owner made a new announcement.

"Group Rules"

"There are no ghosts in this world, Wangqun members should keep it in mind, whoever dares to spread rumors and cause trouble, report them all."

"Don't think I can't find you, the Internet is not a place outside the law, and your IP address has exposed everything"

…

The discussion in the group intensified.

If I guessed correctly, this phenomenon... In Qiao Yuan's previous life novels, it is called aura recovery.

Suddenly, the group became noisy again.

"@All members, everyone, look outside, damn, the moon is red again!"

"I saw it, it's so beautiful and romantic"

outside the community.

"Brilliant!"

"Absolutely!"

"The sunset is full of Xishan, drinking alone with the moon to sleep, reflecting the beautiful woman close by, toasting to the dawn"

"Fuck!"

"So red!"

Listening to the noise outside, Qiao Yuan followed and ran out the window to take a look.

A scarlet and coquettish moon hangs high in the sky, dyeing the whole world red.

Everyone is bathed in this red light, like the end of the world!

Everyone is curious to take pictures, discuss, and marvel at this spectacle.

Qiao Yuan's face was solemn, and he began to fall into memory. The time he passed through seemed to be the same as the time when the first red moon appeared.

What about this second time?

Will you take yourself back?

Bathed under the red moon, Qiao Yuan's brain suddenly heard a buzzing sound.

【Simplified system loaded successfully】

[Current energy value: 100]

Have a system?

…

At this time, the red moon in the outside world returned to normal. It appeared quickly and disappeared quickly.

Qiao Yuan didn't have the time to think about Hongyue, he was full of thoughts, what exactly can this system do?

simplify?

Simplify what?

Take out the nuclear bomb drawings yourself, and it is simplified into firecrackers?

Um?

drawing?

Qiao Yuan suddenly had an idea and thought of something, and finally found the books, drawings, and exercise books of the predecessor.

Test them one by one.

The greater the hope, the greater the disappointment. After trying for a long time, there was no response. Just when he thought it was a fake system, he accidentally picked up a novel in the stack of books.

A martial arts novel "Number One in the World"

[Scanned to "King Kong's Indestructible Magic"]

[All evils do not invade, golden light protects the body, the diamond is indestructible, and it is invincible]

[Consumption of 50 energy value can be simplified]

【Is it simplified? 】

Qiao Yuan was overjoyed and immediately chose to simplify.

[Simplify success, King Kong is not bad magic = apply golden paint]

Qiao Yuan: ? ? ? ? ?

Is this true?

The books are still the same books, nothing has changed.

Worth mentioning, true or not, you will know after a try!

Qiao Yuan made up his mind, put on his clothes and pants, picked up the money and walked downstairs.

I bought a can of golden paint downstairs in the community and closed the curtains when I got home.

Take a deep breath.

He picked up the brush and dipped a little paint on his arm.

…

[King Kong Indestructible Skill Proficiency +1]

A beep sounded in my head.

This is actually true!

Qiao Yuan then brushed again.

[King Kong Indestructible Skill Proficiency +5]

The more you brush, the higher your proficiency will improve!

This system is so rude!

Suddenly, Qiao Yuan heard a roar in both ears, and then his vision blurred, and he fell to the ground at once.

hungry!

very hungry!

Extremely hungry!

A message came to my mind.

Improving the proficiency of this divine art will cost the body energy. When the energy converted from the food is not enough, it will eat back the body until the oil runs out.

Climbing to the refrigerator and opening it with difficulty, Qiao Yuan frantically stuffed all kinds of food into his mouth.

Raw meat, vegetables, fruit, garlic…

wolf!

In a short time, the food for three days was completely consumed, and the hunger was finally relieved a lot.

Qiao Yuan hurriedly ran to the kitchen, then went to the toilet, turned on the hot water, picked up the steel ball and brushed the paint on his body.

Fortunately, I painted less, otherwise the consequences would be disastrous.

[King Kong Indestructible Skill Proficiency +1]

The lighter the color, the lower the proficiency.

It finally disappeared!

[King Kong Indestructible Magic has been practiced to the first level (ten levels in total)]

This skill seems to have been upgraded.

…

After such a toss, Qiao Yuan lost all sleepiness and began to study the system.

The predecessor's parents passed away a long time ago, and Qiao Yuan has always lived alone in this rental house, so it is very convenient to stay up late.

It didn't take long for Qiao Yuan to understand the role of the system.

The martial arts novel that I accidentally came into contact with reacted to the system.

Qiao Yuan has checked the novel, it is a very ordinary martial arts novel, and it is not sure whether it is genuine or not. The protagonist in it is practicing the magic of diamond indestruction, an external skill that tempers the body, which is invincible and invincible.

The real function of this system is to magically change the target and then simplify the cultivation method.

King Kong is indestructible and has great achievements, all evils will not invade, and King Kong is invincible!

Um?

Qiao Yuan let out a doubt, the bloodstains on the arm caused by the excessive force of the steel ball brush have returned to normal now.

Not only that!

Take a closer look... My body seems to have changed a little.

When I came to the mirror, the fat on my body had also decreased a lot, and the spirit of the whole person had changed a lot.

In order to verify the conjecture, Qiao Yuan did one hundred push-ups in a row, and he still managed to do it with ease.

You must know that Qiao Yuan, who was in sub-healthy condition before, struggled even ten.

However, this magical power is good... it just needs to replenish energy and eat too much.

The three-day amount only insists on food and clothing.

This will not work, is there any way to solve this drawback?

Looking at the martial arts novel in his hand, Qiao Yuan immediately had an idea.

…

Then it was like rummaging through boxes and cabinets like moving houses. Not to mention, I found a lot of books from some corners of Gada.

Low martial, high martial, Xianxia, fantasy, supernatural, romantic, beautiful...

There are still 52 energy points, try it!

Touch them one by one.

As time passed, Qiao Yuan's brows became tighter, swallowing the starry sky did not respond, and covering the sky did not respond...

Is it against the rules of this world?

Still can't change it temporarily?

After spending two hours, Qiao Yuan finally found a few suitable novels in this half-person-height stack of books. UU reading www.uukanshu.com

Without exception, only novels below Gao Wu responded.

So, hitting a planet with one punch seems like an extravagant hope.

After many experiments, Qiao Yuan also discovered a rule, a martial arts novel contains many internal skills, in addition to various external skills, medicinal herbs, weapons...

It's a pity that every time I touch it, I get different results, and they all indicate insufficient energy.

Qiao Yuan thought about it for a while, and another thought came to his mind.

If... buy a low-level or medium-level martial arts cheat book, does it mean directional choice?

And... buy some medicine pill books, what about weapon manuals?

According to Qiao Yuan's guess, it is very likely to succeed.

…

Pick up "Dragon Babu"

【Scan to "Book of Yi Jin"】

[The warm energy of Dantian dissipates throughout the body, and contains internal organs, flesh and blood membranes, strong muscles and bones, and improves cultivation. 】

[Consumption of 40 energy value can be simplified]

【Is it simplified? 】

Finally a successful scan, and this requires a very small amount of energy.

Try it!

If all guesses are correct, you just need an internal skill.

[Simplify success, Yi Jin Jing = drink hot water]

Qiao Yuan: "?????"

Boiled, too rough, the inner force of the tube is called hot water?

I like!

After ten minutes, Qiao Yuan placed three glasses of water in front of him.

Cold water, hot water, boiling water.

Under cold water, there is no response, and under boiling water, there is no response.