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Vol 2 Chapter 897: fake adult

If you want to pick out one of all the true **** churches in the Austrian continent, the church of the God of Love must be firmly in the top three, only slightly worse than the God of Thieves and the God of Celebration.

"The beginning of love must be a beautiful encounter, and the best way to create an encounter is to be a wonderful celebration of singing, dancing and extreme joy."

This sentence written on the Eros Church canon is not a quote from a certain Pope of Eros Church, but a speech from Eros himself.

With the endorsement of the God of Eros in person, the love of the Church of Eros for various celebrations is even more fanatical than the believers of the God of Celebrations. As long as conditions permit, many large and small celebrations are held every year. .

If you want to hold a celebration, you naturally need a corresponding venue.

The branch of Fortune Church in Flange is the Chamber of Commerce, and the branch of the Church of Knowledge is the library. Both of them cover a small area. Only the Church of Eros is special, and it directly built a manor with a large area. , in order to provide a suitable venue for the celebrations for the young men and women who are under fire... ahem...

And after the church they had invited the elf master to build was blown up by themselves... by Andrea, the believers of the Church of Eros have really been holding back for a long time, taking advantage of the opportunity of the new church to be lively and lively, In fact, it is completely understandable.

But you can't paint all my walls in powder, can you?

Looking at the southern city wall where the Dawn Collar was painted with hearts of all sizes, William's face was instantly covered with thick black lines, and the surprised gazes from the elves behind him made him stab his back for a while.

Because William single-handedly captured hundreds of incoming dark elves, and even snatched the lower body of the descendants of the eighth-order spider queen, he had become one of the elves and dark elves in the hearts of all elves and dark elves. A very terrifying powerhouse.

And the south wall of the territory of the "strong man" is not only painted with pink hearts of all sizes, but even wrote a lot of naive and childish propaganda slogans in some kind of cute font. This kind of thing The impact on them was quite huge, it was as if Schwarzenegger was wearing a pink and tender lo-skirt. At first glance, it was overwhelming.

……

It's over, I'm afraid my strong aura won't hold up anymore.

After reluctantly bringing a total of more than 1,000 elves, black and non-black, into the city, William found out as expected that the city guards in his territory had run away again, and only the loyal black-skin city guard was left to greet him.

"Lord William, I have neglected my duty, please punish..."

After raising his hand to help him, who was kneeling on one knee, William stretched out his hand to pat the dust for this loyal subordinate, and said comfortably:

"It's okay, Joey, I'm used to it.

If these **** run away, they will run away. If they can do their duty one day, they must be taken over by the mind flayers. Anyway, I don't need them to do the work of the city guards, as long as they can stay at the door. Come on, just collect my taxes and check the prohibited items. "

After listening to William's consolation, the Black Leather City Guard's head suddenly dropped lower.

"Um... this matter also asks you to blame, but compared to the fact that they escaped, there is actually one more thing that my subordinates need to ask you to blame."

"You're talking about the wall being painted, right?"

Hearing the surprised whispers of the elves behind him, William sighed and shook his head:

"Just paint it. Eros Church wants to hold a celebration. According to their habits, they must try to create a little atmosphere. Anyway, I also have extra taxes to take. Compared with generating income, painting a wall or something is a trivial matter."

"..."

"It's not about painting the walls?"

"Um……"

After nodding in embarrassment, the black leather city guard said helplessly:

"The Church of Eros wants to hold a celebration, but their St. Winnie said that because the new church spent too much money, it has recently been unable to turn around, so she temporarily borrowed a lot of gold coins from your warehouse. …”

"That means..."

"You actually paid a large part of the money for the celebration of the Eros Church in advance."

"..."

Although a large amount of gold gold from the Holy See of Light will be shipped soon, the money in the warehouse is basically copied from Andrea's house last time, and there are only tens of thousands of gold gold in total, but after hearing this After the sad news, William still couldn't help but feel stuck in his heart.

"No... if she wants to borrow money, do you really give it to her?"

After reaching out to cover his aching heart, William said with a puzzled expression:

"She is the saint of the True God Church, and she's not the kind of Heretic God Church that ignores the rules and robs her. She just said that I'm not here, you can't be the master, she won't rob it outright, right?"

"We... are not very good at rejecting..."

The Black Leather City Guard looked embarrassed and said:

"The amount of gold coins she borrowed is not too much, and she said that she is the sister you recognize. With the relationship between you and the Church of Eros, you will definitely not refuse such a trivial matter that is just a turnaround. …”

"Tsk...she didn't kiss her, she did it!"

After looking up at the figure in the sky, William, who had lost a fortune invisibly, pouted:

"Remember! Next time this happens, we won't lend her a copper carper!"

……

"Sister, you're short of money next time, even if you say that my treasury is your treasury. As long as it doesn't delay the normal operation of my territory, you can take as much as you want!"

"No need, I guess it's just this time for emergency response."

After waving her hand to interrupt William's words, the Millennium Leftover Girl smiled embarrassedly:

"I don't know why, but the Holy Empire suddenly started to clear the underground forces, which caused many people to transfer their property through the channels of the Fortune Church, which caused the reserves of several chambers of commerce under the Fortune Church to be emptied.

Because of this incident, the money we deposited in those chambers of commerce was temporarily unavailable, but the news of the celebration had already been released, so in order not to let those believers go away in vain, I had to come to you for a few days. ...

I'm sorry, I'm really, really embarrassed that you forcibly borrowed such a large sum of money even though you were not in the territory. "

"What did my sister say!"

After rubbing the space ring in his hand, William pushed it back without changing his face, and said with a straight face:

"Also, for the mere tens of thousands of gold gold, you can take it as soon as you take it, but it only took three or two days. How can you pay back four times?"

"Part of it is the money originally borrowed from you, and the other part is an apology."

The Holy Maiden of Love smiled when she heard the words, and gently rejected:

"Although you don't think there is anything, but after all, you moved the assets of your territory while you were away, which is really not good, and the extra part is considered a fine.

And because the church was destroyed for a long time, the believers became too crazy. Not only did they make a fuss for several days, but even the city wall of your territory was regarded as a wishing wall, and they painted a lot of love words about you and me. ...

In short, the messy two days will probably delay a lot of business in your territory, so this is not a question of whether our relationship is good or not, but it must be compensated accordingly. "

"That's too much!"

William pushed the space ring back again with a serious face.

"Even when the caravan exchanges are the most frequent every year, I only earn more than a thousand gold gold a day here. I can't spend so much money in just a few days of work. Sister, you should take it back!"

"Eh~ It's not a matter of more money and less money, we love the Church of God..."

……

Watching the movement of the two of them pushing back and forth, the round-faced half-elf who followed Divine Maiden of Love quietly stuck out her head, and made a secret face at William where she could not see.

big liar! If you want to take it, you have to push it around... oh ~ hypocrisy~

"..."

The speed of light understood the eldest niece's psychological activities in seconds, and William rolled his eyes at the round-faced girl covertly while the Divine Lover looked away.

You know the shit!

It took me three days to borrow a small amount of money, and I paid it back four times with a click. You teach that this is a "big kryptonite", you know? Should I be a little more polite and take care of the relationship?

Noticing that William's eyes fell behind him, the Holy Maiden of Love smiled, and after putting the ring into William's palm, she stretched out her hand and pulled the round-faced girl out.

"By the way, I'm here to find you this time, but there's actually another thing.

Because of the recent turmoil in the Holy Empire, Angela... is the mother of this child, who was transferred from the church. Now this child is the person in charge of the Eros Church in France. In the future, there will be teaching affairs related to the Eros Church. She can handle it. "

After reaching out and touching the head of a round-faced girl, the Divine Lover said helplessly and indulgently:

"Although this girl has a good talent and a good personality, she has always been very skinny, and she refuses to exercise her sequence well. It is estimated that she will inevitably cause you trouble in the future. I hope you will bear with me when that time comes."

"It's good to talk."

He raised his eyebrows at his eldest niece, and gave a look of "you've fallen into my hands", William said with a smile:

"I'm already very familiar with this girl. After all, she still has to call me uncle. It's right to take care of her more, and it's a good thing."

Slightly, who wants you to take care of me! I'm already Tier 4, and I'm already pretty good on Flange ( ̄3 ̄)a

After making a face at William, the round-faced girl was about to say something when she felt a slight pain in the tip of her butt, and she heard Divine Love's light cough pretending to be nothing.

"..."

"Uncle... uncle..."

After remembering the request from Lord Winnie when she came, the round-faced girl couldn't help but look stiff, then she blinked her big eyes twice, showing a cute expression, and her acting skills were very blunt and authentic:

"Are you interested in finding me an aunt... aunt? And... you... are you interested in a woman who is a little older than you... a sibling relationship or something...?"

"..."

"Cough... Children should study hard, always ask questions about whether they have something or not, and be careful that they won't grow taller in the future!"

Raising his hand and wrapping his eldest niece's head twice, and messing up her carefully braided braids, William cleared his throat and changed the subject:

"By the way, how is the newly built church? Are you still satisfied?"

"Satisfied, very satisfied! Very, very beautiful!"

Before waiting for the Holy Maiden of Love to answer, the round-faced girl who was tasked with "seeking information" let out a long sigh, and hurriedly went down the **** and said:

"After seeing the appearance of the new church, even Lord Winnie was taken aback!

And although the new church is not as big as the previous one, it is not only very beautiful, but also more practical than the previous one. At least it won't leak when it rains! "

"..."

When William heard this, he couldn't help smacking his lips.

I think ha, if the banshee hears your evaluation criteria, she should regret not being more greedy...

"Delicate and solemn! Romantic and beautiful! Unique!"

After raising her hand and pinching **** the tip of the round-faced girl's butt, the Holy Maiden of Love decisively took over the conversation and praised with a smile on her face:

"As this kid said, I was really taken aback when I saw what the new church looked like, especially the steeple-like sloping roof and a lot of pedestal decoration.

We have also considered the common structures of these two kinds of churches, but this structure is best made of marble, but that kind of thing will look somber and solemn, and it does not fit the image of our church, so we used to find the master of the elves. Shot and built a elf-style church.

And the one who designed the new church this time used a traditional structure, but replaced some of the marble with black, and planted a few green vine seeds... This is a genius idea! "

After complimenting the design of the banshee, the Divine Lover said with admiration on her face:

"The arched windows and columns of the log grain are climbed with green vines, and the black and white stone masonry at the corners ensures the solemnity of the church without making the atmosphere too solemn, which easily solved our problem. problems encountered.

And the most amazing thing is that the whole church doesn't even have a door, but without affecting the lighting, only the arrangement of corner columns and cloisters is used to divide several main areas...

This structural ingenuity is truly remarkable! The person responsible for building the new church must be a master of architecture! "

"..."

Looking at the Holy Maiden who was full of praise for the new church in front of him, William deeply realized the importance of reading more after licking his lips in confusion.

Regarding the Eros Church supervised by Andrea, I have visited it a few times, but the only thought at the time was "It's beautiful!"

Although her educational level is stronger than that of her eldest niece, she will not judge whether it is good or bad by whether it leaks or not, but the range is limited. If she is dead, she will throw two idioms such as "beautiful" and "magic craftsmanship".

As for people like the Divine Maiden, the old sow who wears one set of bras and can shake out a bunch of different compliments at will, is completely aesthetically good enough to throw himself a five-barreled hairpin bend...

Thinking of this, William couldn't help raising his head and glanced at the round-faced girl who was also dizzy.

If you think about it carefully, it is normal. The **** of art and beauty itself is to love God and follow God. It is normal for people who love the church to have a high level of aesthetics. The ignorant scum like the eldest niece is a special case. .

Hmm... I don't know why, but she is suddenly more pleasing to the eye than before.

After throwing a sympathetic look at the round-faced girl, William asked:

"So... you're very satisfied, right?"

The Holy Maiden of Love nodded vigorously when she heard the words~www.wuxiaspot.com~ For the time being, she forgot the failure to find out the news, and said with a cheerful expression:

"Satisfied! Of course satisfied!"

And at the moment when the Holy Maiden of Love nodded, a familiar voice rang from William's ear.

[Approved by the Holy Maiden of the Church of Eros, the territory development task "Establish the Church of Eros (Sudden has been completed]

[Due to the invitation of the architect Andrea Mars, the quality of the finished product far exceeded the maximum expectations of the Church of Eros, and an additional reward selection opportunity will be added]

[Please select two of the following three rewards as the reward for this task]

[Reward 1: Breeding blessings, all residents will be blessed by the God of Love, and the number of new people in the territory will increase by an additional 30% every year]

[Reward 2: The City of Celebration, there will be two large-scale celebrations held in your territory every year. By temporarily reducing the security of the city, you can get a lot of additional taxes and public satisfaction]

[Reward 3: Devoted belief, since there is a high-standard Eros Church built in the territory, the promotion speed of Eros Church related sequences will be greatly increased]

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Back pain... I can't finish writing it visually, I will send 4k today...

It's an old rule, if you can't make it up tomorrow, Gee Jiji! ! ! (I found that the only way to do this is to swear...)

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